《101次相亲》 小说介绍
《101cixiangqin》zhuyaomiaoshulechenxiaomomengyuchenzhijiandegushi,gaishuyoulujinsuozuo。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan:womenmanmanzouxianghuatianshenchu。tadeshoulaolaoqianzhewo,rangrenwubianxin。wozhangchukouqi,zheishicaikanqing,zheixiehuashiyu……...
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第2章
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xiaomengniutou,kuaizijiazhegewanzi,xuanzaibankong:“ni……zenme……zheimewen?”
“nibushiyuewochuquwanma?”
“a……”tayanjingzhabazhaba,ditouxiaoxindibawanzifangzaipanli,youtaiqitou,qingqingsangzi,kanzhewo,“wojintiankeshikaileyanle,jianzhehuotilianainaole。”
“zheishizenmeshuohua,wozenmelianainaole?”
tayaotoutanqi:“nihaibulianainao?nijiushilianainaobennao。chuquwanjiushizhuiniya?wobadanweifaleliangzhangbinhaigongyuandepiao,niyaomeishizanyiqiqu,shengdelangfeile。”
“啊……”我点头。
xiaomengxiaodao:“neiquya?”
我摇头:“不去。”
“为什么?”
“zheiyoushenmeweishenme,gunanguanv,youshenmehaowande?nandexihuande,youxiya,tiyua,wodoubuganxingqu。zanliangkendingwanbudaoyikuai。”
xiaomenghaixiao:“gunanguanvdouchulaile。jiejie,daqingyijingwangle,meirentongzhinima。hesuannineiyisi,bushitanlianai,jiubugennandechuqushiba?”
“对。”
“woyaoshuozhuinini?nijiuqule?”
“neiyebuqu,wobuxihuanni。”
xiaomengweiweiyizheng,xiaodao:“nishidongliangtoudude。”
dagangcaitajiunakuaizijiawanzi,xianzaiyiranchengleyikuaiyikuai。tabakuaiziyifang:“neinijiushuobuqubujiuwanle,feizheigejingganma。”
“wobushipanijuedewoyuqinguzongme,jinijiangqingchule。xianzainande,xiangdedouduo。zanshitongshi,chengtianditoubujiantaitoujian,biehuilainongdeaiaimeimeide,neiduoganga。”
“hei!hao!haijiwojiangqingchule,nibanmeishangjitian,zhiyebingxiandeshangle。”
neigewanzibeijiagexilan,tayebuchi,youjialegexilanhua,siziyudao:“woshanggaozhongshi,womenwulilaoshishuo,aiyinsitansileyihoujiepou,tanaozishangnanadoushigouhui。”zhuantoukankanwo,“nizheinaoziyaoshijiepou,limianjiushiyibenfadian。”
“jiepouwonaoziganma……”wonaqikele,heyikou,beizi“peng”diwangzhuoshangyifang:“fadianyehao,lianainaoyeba,neibuzhongyao,fanzhengwodezhaoduixiang。jiachuqucaishiyingdaoli!”
hunyanjieshu,xiaomengshuokaichele,keyisongwohuijia。
wojintianbeilegefanbubao,henda,wonaqipenghua,xiaoxindifangjinqu。
xiaomenghaixiao:“nihaizhennahuijiaya?zheifengxinzifangbulejitian。”
“fengxinzi?zheihuajiujiaofengxinziya?”woxiankaibao,ditoukankan,“yiqianzaiantushengtonghualikanjianguo,wohaiyiweishiduzhuande。”
xiaomengdao:“hunlinazheigedangpenghua,yeshiqiguai。”tashuoba,taitoukanwo,“zheidongxinengzijizhong,wojiamenkouhuashijiuyou,woganmingerbangnimaidiana,youhaoduoyanse。”
woganjinyaoshou:“xiexiele,woyangbuhuo,bailiangtiandele。”
cheziqidong,lengfengchuichu,henshishufu。
daolubusuankuan,liangcedeshuyifanyemao,manmulvyi,chezijinleshiqu,qianmianshiyipianshangyequ。
xiaomenghudao:“nikanqianmian,youmeiyoubianlidian。”
wosuikouwen:“niyaomaishenme?”
“renjiajinineigekuangquanshuihualeba?zaimaiyipingba。xianzaihaitengma?”
“a……buyongle,zaohaole。”
“wogangcaikannizongnaneigekuangquanshuiwanglianshangtie?”
“凉快。”
taxiao,“ai”leyisheng,shenshouniukongdiaoanniu。
woquedao:“ai,yaobunitingyixia,woqumaibeinaicha。”
“gangchiwanfanjiuhenaichaa……”xiaomengshuozhe,quebachetingzailubian。
“niheshenmeweide?”woyibianjieanquandai,yibianwen。
“我不喝。”
womailebeinaicha,youyaolegezhaopaitop1deqingtiwulong。shangleche,xiaomengditoukankan:“woshuowobuyao,nihaimaishenme。”
“qudouqule,shunbian。”wobaqingtifangzaibeicaoli。
“delechenxiaomo,biezhuangle。”
“a?”wokanzheta,youxiebujie。
xiaomengdao:“daonijiazheiyiludacheershiduokuaiqian,nijiwobeinaicha,zhenghaoliangqing,duiba?”
“啊……”
“nijiamenkouneijianbingguoziyebushizuchuandeba?shiyinweiwobangnizhanzuo,nibuhaoyisi,xiangjiwomaizaodian,pawobuyao,huyouwo。”
woyishiyusai,zhengleyizheng,zhihaoxiao:“zheimemingxianma?”
xiaomengyexiao:“niyiweini?nihainenggengkeyiyidianma?nijiuchazainaomenshangxiesigezi:renqingyihai。”tayaoyaotou,“neijianbingguozirangnichuide,tianshangyoudixiawu,zheibuzhidaode,haiyiweixiayibujiujinmiqilinle。”
wohehexiao:“haochibujiuwanle,niguanzuchuanbuzuchuan……”
cheziguaigewan,fangxianghuanle,yangguangbianchengzhishe。xiaomengshenshoubazheyangbanfangxialai:“nibuyongzheiyang,tongshizhijian,huxiangbangzhubushiyinggaide。nilaozheiyang,woyihoudoubuhaoyisijinizhanzuole。”
woshixiao:“nijianbingguozibuyaomianjiang,dabingjidanbuyaocong,shaobinglijibuyaoshengcai。tiyaoqiushi,yemeijiannibuhaoyisi。ainizhidaoma,maijianbingguozineiayidourenshiwole,woyiqurenjiajiushuo,buyaomianjiangneijiejielaile。”
xiaomengcishi,daozhenyouxiexiunan,ditouxiaodao:“nei……woxiaoshihouchangweibuhao,chihenduodongxiguomin。”tadunledun,“aiya,suanle,niyihoubiemaile,zheiren,zhenshi,yidiantongqingxindoumeiyou。”
worenbuzhuxiao:“kaiwanxiaode,nibuyongxiangzheimeduo。zheixieshi,dequeshilishangwanglai,danzhongdianshibiaodaganxie,duiba?”
xiaomengxianglexiang:“ganxiejiuxing,buyongwuhuaganxie。”
woshixiao:“zheixiaocier,haiwuhuaganxie?neibuwuhuazenmeganxie?wozuitaoyanneizhongren,yidianshijishierbugan,guangnazuiduifu。”
小孟不语,只是笑。
woturanlingwu,tashibushizaianshishenme?
womangdao:“niyaoshibuxiangbangwozhanzuole,zhijieshuojiuxing,zhende,meiguanxi。qishiwoyejuede,tiantianzheimezhanzuoyebutaihaoyisi,huilaidezuiren。”
xiaomengchuankouqi,yaotouxiao:“womeianshishenme,nifangxinba,jiushixiaozhanglaile,zheigezuo,woyezhandezhu。”
chezouleyihuier,quezaigejiayouzhantingxia,xiaomengdao:“xialaidaihuierba。”
zheinaichajialebing,wohedeshoujiaobingliang,dakaichemen,yigureqiyingmianpulai,tingnuanhe。
waimianchechuangshang,jingshiboboyicengwuqi。
qianmianhaiyouliangliangche,bantianmeijiahao。xiaomengdizhetou,yongshouzhizaichechuangshangluanhua。
woshuo:“nibiexiahua,huilaishuimeiledoushidaozi。”
xiaomengbuyu,rengjiudizhetou。
wozouguoqu,buyoudezuibaweizhang,zheijuran,shiyifuhua。
yicongguanmu,pangbiantingzheliangche,lingyice,shigedianxiangan,jigenxixidedianxianyanshenkaiqu。
liaoliaojibi,jingjiangduimianjiejingyibiyihaiyuan。budui,haikailemeiyan,yigemalubianhuadegenmanhuachangjingside。
wobuyoudedao:“zheihuadehaizhenbucuoya?nixueguoma?”
“zheihaiyongxue?”xiaomengzhuanguotou,“nixiaoshihoubukanmanhuaa?kanduolebujiuhuile。”
wodiantou:“zheiniantou,renjunfanersaidashi。”
xiaomengxiao,queyoudao:“woxiaoshihouhaihuaguomanhuani,hualehaojiben,wodangchuhaixiangshangmeiyuanni。”
“shima?neizenmemeiquni?”
“我妈不让。”
tashuoba,shenshouzaichechuangshangyimo,guanmuchezidianxiangan,qingkexiaoshibujian。
我只能点头。
xiaomengbashouzaiyifushangcaca:“woyaoshishanglemeiyuan,xianzaijiumeitengbenshu、banyuanbaliushenmeshile。”
“这俩人是谁呀?”
xiaomengshixiao:“manhuajia,ribende。”
“a……”wodiantou,xianglexiang,“gaoyishuba,caihuashiyifangmian,wozongjuedeyunqidechengfenbijiaoda。nikanfangao,yibeiziyizhanghuameimaichuqu,sanshiduorenjiumeile。”
xiaomengfuzheche,ditouxiao:“younizheimequanrendema?”
“jiushuozheiyisi,zheishibushinixiangdeneimejiandan。zaishuole,nibushiyekaoshangbeishidale,zheijiushuomingnimadejueceshiduide。”
tabuyu,queyoushenshou,zailingyigechechuangshangtumo,pianke,hualegejiafeimao。tadiandianneizhangkuankuodedalian:“xiangnima?”
wozuitaoyanbierenshuowolianda,buyoudeyanjingyideng:“xiangni!”shuoba,shenshouyibajiangzheigeliezhedazuishalededafeimaomodiao,zhuanshenraodaolingyice,shangche。
xiaomengzaishenhouheiheixiao:“zheimexiaoxinyan……”
tayekaimenshangche,ningleningkongdiao,bawendudiaogaoyidian。
wonaqinaicha,xiaomenghudao:“chenxiaomo,niyaoshichuanyuele,jiuquhongloumenglidangxuebaochai,shitujingjixuewen,nidoubuyongxue。”
wobuyiweiran:“renzongdehuozheba?yishujiabuchibuheya?wojuedexuebaochaitinghao,shijiabaoyutaijiaoqing。”
woxikounaicha,zhenzhuhualiuliude。
“renbunengzhiyouchiheba?neibuchenglexingshizouroule?woyebuxihuanxianzaizheigongzuo,chengtiankanzhezheixiepojiqi。”xiaomengdunledun,“ainizhidaoma?woshangdaxueshicanjiaguoyigeshishe,xieshideshihou——”
我一口奶茶呛住。
“没事吧……”
naichacongbizilimaochulai,wojieguoxiaomengdilaidezhijinca,queshibuzhukesou。
“ganmaya……”takanzhewo,yilianwunai。
worenbuzhuxiao:“xieshi?nirenzhendema?”
“zenmele?”xiaomengzuiyipie,“qiaobuqirenshima?”
wolianmangyaoshou:“bushibushi,bushiqiaobuqi,ganjuegenniqizhibuda。niyaoshuocanjiaxiangshengshetuanwodaoxin……”
xiaomengshouyihui:“aixingxing,bugennishuole,shenmedoubudong。”
tazhishiqianfang,neizhangxiaobailianbengzhe,meiyouyisixiaoyi。
“nihaishengqileshima?”
tabushuohua,wozhinengshuo:“xianzaiyebugaokaole,niaihuahua,xieshi——”shuodaozheilianggezi,woyouxiangxiao。woqingqingsangzi,zhengyizhenglianse,“nixiangganshenmeyemeirenguana。zaishuole,nixianzaigongzuobushitinghaode,a,duile,nihaishishiyebian。niyoushenmekebaoyuande。”
“我不稀罕。”
wobujintanqi:“nibuxihanwoxihan。yaobuzanlianghuanhuan,niqudanggeyinyoushiren,banineixiedongxidoujiwo,buxiangyikaodelingdaofumu、buxihandeshiyebian、buaikandepojiqi……”
xiaomengshixiao,queyoulenghengyisheng:“nizheizhongren,kanjiqiniyenengkanchuhuaerlai,guanjifangniyeguandejingjingerde。”
“neishi,jiranganle,jiudehaohaoganduiba。kandamenwoyejingerjingerde。”
tazhuanguotou:“zhouyibangwomaigejianbingguozi。”tadunledun,“fangmianjiangba,shengdenihaigenrenshuo。”
woxiaodao:“wojiukaiwanxiaode,buyaojiubuyao,yijuhuadeshi。biechihuaile。”
“meiguanxi,zaojiuhaole。buguonijiamenkouneigejianbingguozihaishitinghaochide,baneigeshaobinglijishenmede,wanquannianya……”
wojiazaixiaoqukaolideweizhi,congdamenkoudaoloumenkou,yaozouhaoyihuier。
yanyanggaozhao,zheitiaoluyufaxiandemanzhang。
走了一半,电话响。
wonachulaikankan,shiwomatongshi,jintianshangwudexiangqinduixiang,jiushitajieshaode。
wodexiangqinjingligenzhaogongzuoleisi,dedaodekendinghuifubuduo。meicijianwanmian,jieshaorentongzhijieguoshi,zongxihuanbangwobashibaiyuanyinfupanyibian。
xianzai,wodouyoudianhuainianwotouguojianlidemouxiegongsixuexiaoli,neixieyangaoyudingdehr——buxiangyaowo,biehuiyoujianjiuxingle。
wojietongdianhua,womatongshizhaoyishuo,jintianjiandeneigeren,kuawowenrou,yikanjiuxiangxianqiliangmu。
哦?
wobuyoudejingshenyizhen,henxiangganxieneiweirenxiongdezhiyuzhien。zhaoyiyoushuo,neirenyuanyigenwojixujiaowang。
wokankanbaolideshoupenghua,xinxiang,xuanxue,yexuyoukexueyiju,zhishimuqianrenmenmeifaxianeryi……
yushi,woduizhaoyishuo:“wobuyuanyi……”
“zenmebuyuanyini?zheirentiaojianbucuoya,nidoukuaisanshile……”
来了。
buzhicongheshikaishi,renherendoukeyisuishisuididuiyuweihunrenshi——tebieshinvxing,zhankaishuojiao。
woyouyihuizuodianti,yigebajiusuidexiaonanhai,batanenggoudaodeloucengquanbuanliang。diantiyicengyiting,wodouyouleyunchedeganjue,yushiduitashuo,yihouqunacengannaceng,buyaoxiaan。neihaiziyangliankanzhewo,yanjingzhabazhaba:“ayi,nizheimepang,haizheimexiong,xiaoxinjianglaizhaobudaonanpengyou。”
darenbunenggenxiaohaiyibanjianshi,suoyi,womeiyoushuo,nizheimepi,zuihaizheimesui,xiaoxinjianglaizhaobudaonvpengyou。
wobutaimingbai,renshengkuduan,shijianbaogui,tamenweishenmeyuanyibayouxiandeshengmingyonglaicuirenjiehun。houlaikandaoquanqiushengyulvchixuzoudidexinwen,womingbaile,renjiabushichibaolechengde,ershichuyuyizhongtitianxingdaodeshehuizerengan。
fangxiazhaoyidedianhua,woxiaoxindibaneishufengxinzicongbaolinachu,pengzaishouzhong。
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                 101次相亲
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