《S大学生守则》 小说介绍
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haozaicheyijingkaichuleyibaiduomi,meiyangjizaichezhandewomen。
“haihaowomenmeishangche。”
“ruguodangshitixingyixiatamen,yexujiubuhuizheiyangle……”
“shuoshenmeni,zonghuiyourenshangchede,genwomenmeiguanxi。”
duiwuqiandejigerenqieqiesiyu。
zhangwenchaogenqianmianshenchuanlvsepoloshandenanshengdating。
lvyinanzhizhiwuwu:“e,jiushi,neigesiji,kenengyouwenti。”
tadetongbandishengdao:“gentamenshuozheimeduoganma。”
wohuiyileyixiaguize:“sijishibushichuanzhelanhuisezhifu?”
lvyinanhetadetongbanjingyayouxinxudikanlewoyiyan,suanshimoren。
songyaoyaofanyingguolai:“e,nimenzhidaosijibuduijing,zijibushangche,guyirangbierenshangshiba?”
“huabieshuodeneimenanting,womenyoumeiyoubitamenshangche。”
“就是就是。”
“zaishuole,guizedajiadouqingchu,zijibuzunshouguize,guaidelebierenma?”
qitaqianpaiderenyefenfenhuiguotounushiwomen。
zairenqunzhong,wokandaoleyigeshuxidebeiying。
tasihuzaiduoshanzheshenme。
“赵延宇?”
zhaoyanyuwenshenghuitou,haoxiangcaikanjianwomen,shanxiaozhezouguolai。
“haoqiao,nimenyezaizheia。wozhishigenzhetamenpaiduieryi。nimenshuoyaohuixinxiaoqu,wojiuguolaile。”
“he,sheizhidaoni。”buzhishisheidishengshuoleju。
zhaoyanyudechuxiandapolegangcaijinzhangdejumian。
taduiwoxuhanwennuan,haoxiangbabainianmeijianmianyiyang。
“nihaijidejintianshishenmerizima?”woxinyiruan,buheshiyidiwenleju。
“a?shijiemorima?”taguoranmeigufuwode“qidai”。
shangcizaitashoujilikandaodemeicuo。
woweixiao:“buni,jintianshihenide‘xiaotiantian’zhiyiyiqiquyouyongderizi。”
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宿舍群里。
11:20xuqian:xiakelema?zenmemeirenhuilai?
11:30xuqian:@qiyue,yihuijiwodaifenchaomian。
11:40xuqian:nimendoupaonaqule?zhongwuhaihuilaima?
11:45wo:womenhaizaidengxiaoche。
xuqian:nimenjintianzenmezheimewan?wodoushuilehaojigehuilongjuele。
songyaoyao:nikezhenxing,bushichijiushishui。
xuqian:shi,burusongdameinvzilv,buchibushui,bukuishiyishutuandelingwu。
songyaoyao:[/weixiao][/weixiao]nizijihaohaokanguize,yihuibietuowomenhoutui。
xuqian:shenmewanyi?woshenmeshihoutuoguonimendehoutui??[/weixiao]
12:00xuqian:nimenkuaidaolemei?wokuaiesile(ĭ^ĭ)
12:10xuqian:ai,jiuzhidaonimenkaobuzhu,wohaishizijiqushitangba。
12:15xuqian:jintianshishenmerizi?wogangzouchusushe,ganjuedajiadouguaiguaide。
12:20fangyu:womendaoshitangle,niguolaiba。
我:路上小心。
12:25xuqian:wodaole。
woshouqishouji:“nimenxianchi,woqubaxuqiandaiguolai。”
xiechuanmantiaosilidifangxiakuaizi,zhankaicanjinzhicashizuijiao。
haoxiangmianqiandebushishitangbiaopeibuxiugangcanpan,ershigaodangcantingdexiangjingucidie。
“一起去。”
zhaoyanyuhuyideyanshenzaiwomenshenshangdazhuan。
zhangwenchaoyitingshuoxuqianlaile,xunsufangxiacanpan:“woyequ。”
“hai,dajiadouzaia。”
xuqianxiankandaolewomen,congdamenkouyiluzhaoshouzouguolai。
zhouweiderenshenseguaiyidikanzheta,moqidigentabaochiyimijuli。
xingchengleyitaweiyuanxinzhijingliangmidedongtaiyuan。
songyaoyaoyongkuaizizhizheta:“tingtingting,bieguolai!nizenmechuanchengzheiyang?”
xuqianxinlicunzheqi,bumandifanlegebaiyan:“zenme,aizhenindeyanle?”
womingmingjitafaguoduanxin,tixingtazhuyiguize,tazenmefandaochuanqilejiuhongsetxu。
“guizeshizhende,biekaiwanxiao。”
“shenmeguize?xuexiaoyoufalexintongzhima?biezhengdeshenshenmimide。”
tadefanyingrangwomennaohaizhongjinglingdazuo。
【jingtisuoyouchuanzhehongseyifuderen,jishinirenshita。yinwei,nibunengquedingtashibushinirenshideneigeren。】
她不是许茜。
womenxunsuzaixinlidechulezheigejielun。
除了张文超。
tajinzhangdizhuazhuxuqiandegebo:“xuqian,nishibushiloukanduanxinle?duanxinlishuo……”
xiechuandaduanta:“biegaosuta,tabushixuqian。”
“xuqian”dengtayiyan:“wobushinandaonishi?woqianliangtianjiushuoguo,woshoujikabujianle,zheijitianyizhiyongdexiaoyuanwang,genbenshoubudaoduanxin。”
fangyuxianglexiang:“haoxiangshiyouzheimehuishi。dajiahaishibieweinanxuqianle,tapingshijiuxihuanchuanhongseyifu,womendouzhidaode。”
zhangwenchaojimangdao:“meicuo,wojintianzaoshangyemeidatongtadedianhua,wohefangyudounengzhengmingtashoujihuaile,tajiushixuqian。”
“xuqian”qidaidikanzhewomen。
zhaoyanyulenghengleyisheng:“zheizhongjiekousheibuhuizhao?”
“xuqian”jile:“nishenmeyisi?wojiushiwo,haiyaowozenmexiangnizhengming?”
kanlaitahaibuqingchumuqiandezhuangkuang。
buguo,ruguotazhendeshixuqian。
zaitawanquanbuzhidaoguizedeqingkuangxiadiuxiata,wuyiyurangtazixunsilu。
xiechuan:“xianzaiqingkuangteshu,nizuihaojinkuaixiangwomenzhengmingnideshenfen,fouzewomenmeibanfaxinrenni,yebunenggenniyiqixingdong。”
“wo……wojiushixuqianya……wozuixihuanhongse,pingshixihuandawangqiu,aichitangcupaiguhesuancaiyu……”
zhaoyanyubunaifandidaduan:“goule,bietingtafeihua。chuanhongseyifudebenlaijiubushihaoren。jiusuantaquanshuozhongleyouzenmeyang?zhidingguizederennengsuishisuidichufaweiguizhe,nandaohaimobuqingxuqiandedixi?”
songyaoyaozaipangbiantianyoujiacu:“zaishuole,niruguozhendeshixuqian,jiubugenggailiuxialaishanghainidesheyouhetongxuemenle。womenpingshibangnidebushaoba?guanjianshikenizenmenenghaizijiren?”
songyaoyaozheimeyishuo,jiuba“xuqian”tuiruledaodexianjing,buluntashibushizhendexuqian,doumeiliyouzaigenzhewomenle。
“xuqian”yiyanbufa,zuizhongqinzheyanleilikaileshitang。
zhangwenchaohaobuyouyudizhuileshangqu。
womendouzhidao,tazheiyizou,kendingshixiongduojishaole。
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weilebimianzaisushepengdaoxuqian,womenzhinengxianzaishitangjiangjiuzhexiuxi。
dajiahaibuzhidaowohezhaoyanyuzhijiandeshi,zijuebapangbianlianggelianzaiyiqideweizhiliujilewomen。
气氛一度十分诡异。
zhaoyanyuqingleqingsangzi:“yueyue,qishi……”
wozhidaotaxiangjieshitongxunlulide“xiaotiantian”men。
danbiqizheige,gengzhongyaodeshilingyijianshi
worenbuzhuwendao:“nizaijiaoxueloushibushiyudaoleshenmemafan?”
他知道规则。
zaijiaoxueloudouliuyuejiu,jiuyueweixian。
weishenmehaiyaowohuiquzhaota?
nandaowomenkandaodeguizebuyiyang?
womeicixunhuanyudaodehouxuguizedoubutong。
henxianran,bingbushimeigechangsuodoushiyongtongyangdeguize。
womenzaihuodongzhongxindeshihou,zhaoyanyukandaodeguizeyoushishenmeni?
zhaoyanyubuzirandibashixianyikai:“meiyoua。womenbushiyuehaodengwoxiakeyiqichuquma,woneishihaimeizhuyidaoguizecaijiaoniguolaide。”
“nineishikandaodeguizejiujingshishenme?”
“shuoshenmeni,dajiadouyiyang,buranwozenmehuizhidaoyaolikaijiaoxuelou?”
tadeshoujihuranzhendongleliangxia。
有人给他发了微信。
“jiwo。”wozhigougoudidingzheshouji。
“ai,ai,qiyuenibieqiang。”tabashoujizangdaoshenhou。
zaiwomendezhengqiangxia,shoujihualuodaodishang。
他低头看了眼手机。
“面容解锁成功。”
weixinshangxianshizhelianggexinduihua。
第一条。
宝贝:出来一下。
第二条。
耗子:还是你机灵。
haozi:ninvpengyoumeifaxianba?batahonghaole,shuobudingxiaci……
zhaoyanyulikefushenbashoujishouhao。
“宝贝是谁?”
“shiwosheyou,womenkaiwanxiaoni。”
“nisheyouzaina?tazenmezhidaowomenzaishitang?”
“wo,wogangganggaosutade,woshuowozhongwubuhuisushele,yaopeiwonvpengyou。”
“neihaozishuodeyoushishenmeyisi?”
tatoutoumiaoleyanshouji,lianseshunjianbianbai。
wohaixiangzaizhuiwen,shouzhongjinwodeshoujiyegenzhezhendongqilai。
sdakechengbiaoappfachuletixing:
【qingwubizhunshishangke。】
songyaoyaoqidebayinliaoguanshuaizaidishang:“doushenmeshihoulehaiyaoshangke!”
fangyunaqishubao:“haiyoushiwufenzhong,zaibuqugaichidaole。”
ruguowomeijicuo,zhaoyanyujintianxiawumeiyouke。
wozouzhiqiantoumiaoleyantadeshoujipingmu,meiyourenhetixing。
xianzaizhishaokeyiqueren,womenkandaodeguizebingfeiwanquanxiangtong。
zhengrudiyitiaoduanxinshangsuoshuo,womenxuyaozunshoude,shiwomen“kandaodeguize”。
09
womenlaidezao,teyixuanlekaohoudezuowei。
xiechuanjiuzuozaiwopangbian,dishengdao:“qiyue。”
“嗯?”
“小心你男朋友。”
“……”
“他出轨了。”
“wozhidao。”womenmendishuo。
“nizhidao?shenmeshihou?”tacuoedikanxiangwo。
“jiu,shangci。”wohanhubuqingdihuida。
zhaoyanyudeshoujiconglaibuduiwoshangsuo。
woyeduitabaochizhejueduixinren,sannianlaiyizhimeiyouchaguotadeshouji。
yizhiyuwoshangcikandaotaweixinliaotianjilushi,zhenjingdebantianshuobuchuhua。
tagenqizhongyige“baobei”zuizaodeliaotianjiluzailiangnianqian。
neishiwomengenzhelvxingtuanyiqiqu**lvyou。
wogaofanyanzhong,tangzaichuangshangxiyang,nadoumeiqucheng。
tazhiyiyaoliuzaijiudianpeiwo,wohaoshuodaishuocaibataquanzou。
liangqiansanbaiduogonglidelucheng,xiyangxixiadebudalagonghexingkongyingchendenamucuo。
白来一趟太可惜了。
fanchengdeshihoutaduiwoshuo,tatiwokanwanle**suoyoumeihaodefengjing,danhaishijuedehenyihan,tayihouzhixiangpeibanzaiwoshenbian。
neishiwohaibuzhidao,tade“baobei”zaiwobingdaodedangtianwanshangjiufeilaile**,daitiwohetawanchenglewomenqidaiyijiude**zhilv。
“yexunimenyinggaitantan。”xiechuanshuo。
“……”
我不敢跟他对质。
wopazheisannianshigehuangyanbianzhidemanzhangmengjing。
zhiyouwoyigerenchenmiqizhong。
zhongwumeishuicheng,woshizaikundebuxing,pazaijiaoshidezhuozishang,mimihuhujinrulemengxiang。
menglizhaoyanyuyizhigenwoshuoduibuqi。
woshuowojueduibuhuiyuanliangta。
tanaoxiuchengnu,bawotuijinlehuli。
binglengdehushuimengdiguanjinkoubi,yapozhewodewuzangliufu。
wozhengzhazhexiangyaoxinglai,queyizhibeikunzaimenglibuduanxiazhui。
“祁月,祁月。”
yiguliliangyaohuangzhewodeshenzi,qiangpowocongmengzhongchouli。
“快下课了。”
xiechuangancuililuodiqieduanleshuidelaiyuan,rangwoshunjianqingxingguolai。
henkuai,xiake**xiangqi。
womenanzhaoguize,xunsulikailejiaoshi。
meixiangdaoquezailouxiapengdaole“xuqian”。
zhangwenchaodewaitaozaitashenshangxiandeshifenkuanda,batadeshangbanshenzhedeyanyanshishi。
tahongzheyankuangzhanzaiwomenmianqian,xianggezuocuoshidehaizi。
“nimenkandaozhangwenchaolema?”
zhangwenchaolikaihou,womenjiumeizaijiandaota。
woyihuodiwen:“tabushiquzhaonilema?”
“xuqian”yanshenmimang:“kewozhaobudaotale。”
xiechuanjingtididangzaiwoshenqian:“tameiyoulaishangke。”
“xuqian”huranxiaole,zuijiaoguiyidishangyang:“duia,tameiyoulaishangke。”
shuozhe,liangchuzangzaiyixiuxiadebishou,mengdipuxiangpangbianhaowufangweidesongyaoyao。
“a!niganshenme!wonazhidaotaqunale?”
“xuqian”badaorenduizhunsongyaoyaodebozi,henhendao:“yaobushinimen,zhangwenchaozenmehuisi?”
woxiangxiechuanshilegeyanse,youdui“xuqian”huanshengdao:“xuqian,biejidong,zhangwenchaotazenmele?”
“xuqian”shoushangjialebajing,songyaoyaojiebaidebozishanglikeshenchuhongsedeximixuezhu。
songyaoyaozhandouzhe:“fangguowobaxuqian,wokeyijiniqian,duoshaodouxing……”
“xuqian”henhendidengletayiyan:“bizui。xianzaichengrenwoshixuqianle?ruguonimendangchuxiangxinwo,zhangwenchaojiubuhuiweilebaohuwodanwushangke。tajiusizainijiaoxia,nikandedaotama?kandaolema?!”
songyaoyaokudelihuadaiyu:“duibuqi,wozhendebuzhidao,wobuzhidao,fangguowoba……”
“fangguoni?neisheifangguowomen?”
jiaotanjian,xiechuanqianxingdaoerrenshenhou。
chenxuqianbubei,talimachushouduozoulebishou。
buliaoxuqianzaoyouzhunbei,congkoudainachulingyibadaozaikongzhongfengkuanghuiwu,dayoutongguiyujinzhishi。
xiechuanbingbudasuanyongdao,xunsushanshenduoguoxuqiandejingong。
danxuqianyijingwanquanshikong,zaizheiyangxiaqu,tahenkuaihuichuyulieshi。
wohuanshisizhou,nengyongdezhiyouyibaguazaichuangbiandezhangbingyusan。
wolaibujisikao,zhuaqiyusanxuezhexuqiandezhaoshiduitayitongluanda。
yusansuibufengli,danhaozaiyou“shenzhangyoushi”,rangxuqianwufakaojin。
xuqianhenkuaifangqilegongjiwomen,zhuanerjingongsongyaoyao。
songyaoyaoduoshanbuji,jianbangbeidaocizhong。
tajianjiaoyishengshuaidaozaidi。
jinjiezhe,dierdao、disandaomengdizhajintadefubu。
pangguanzhemudengkoudai,quemeirenganshangqianzhizhixuqianfengkuangdejudong。
zhidaoshenzheshenhuisezhifudebaoanshanshanlaichi,daizoulezheigeweixianfenzi。
shixuehunmidesongyaoyaoyebeitaishangleche,zhunbeisongwangyiwushi。
xuqiantouguochechuang,buhuaihaoyidichongzhewoxiao:“qiyue,wokeshizaibangnia。”
我不明所以。
chekaizouhou,songyaoyaoluozaidishangdeshoujixiangleqilai。
来电显示:宝贝。
woguishishenchadijietongledianhua。
dianhuaneitouchuanlai:“wei?”
“……zhaoyanyu,womentantanba。”
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zhetengledabantian,weiyiyouxianyidexuqianbeidaizoule。
womenjuedinghuisushehaohaoxiuxi。
worangfangyuxianshanglouxizao,wozaisushelouxiagenxiechuandaobie。
xiechuan:“shenmeshihou?”
wo:“tawanshangjiudiancaixiake,kejintianjiudianbanjiuyaochaqin。”
ruguojintianshizuihouyicixunhuan,jinwanjiushizuihoudejihui。
xiechuanxianglexiang,wendao:“nizhunagesushe?suguanpingshicongnakaishichaqin?”
wolaolaoshishihuida:“210。suguanayiyibancongyiloukaishiwangshangchaqin,dagaishifenzhongjiuhuidaowomenqinshi。”
xiechuantishidao:“huixiangyixiaguize,nideshijianhenchongzu。”
【suguanwanshangjiubandiankaishichaqin,qingzaiwubizaichaqinqianhuidaosushe。wanshangshidianzhunshixideng,xidenghoubuyunxurenherenlikaisushe。】
“你是说……”
“没错。”
wotaitoukanta:“nihuilaima?”
tabiaoqingweizheng:“ng。”
woguzuoqingsongdixiaolexiao:“neijiuhao,buranwopadabuguota。”
xiechuanyexiaole:“buhuide,wobangni。”
回到宿舍。
fangyugangcongyushichulai:“nijintiangenzhaoyanyuzenmele?”
“meishenme。”wosuikoufuyan。
tacoudaowogenqian:“neinigenxiechuan?ng?”
“bushi,fangyu,nijintianzenmezheimebagua?”woxiaozhedengtayiyan。
tatanlekouqi:“yueyue,sushejiushengwomenliangle,wobuxiangniyechushi。”
“yemeishenme,zhaoyanyuchuguile。”
“zhaoyanyuchuguile?zen、zenmekeneng?nizhidaoshigensheima?”
“buzhidao,woyemeixiangdaohuizheiyang。”wosalegexiaohuang。
“nei……nidasuanzenmeban?baofutamen?”fangyujiqiedizhuiwen。
“baofu?kanwoxinqingge。”wosonglesongjian,nazhehuanxiyifujinleyushi。
yushilixiangweinongyu,gengangcaifangyushenshangdeweidaoyimoyiyang。
muyulupangbianbaifangzheyipingguccide**kuanxiangshui。
meixiangdaoyixiangjiejiandefangyujingranhuimaizheimeguidexiangshui。
fangyuhuranxiangqishenmeside,chongdaoyushimenkou:“yueyue,nixizaolema?woyoudongxiwangnale,rangwojinquhaobuhao?”
womeixiangtaiduo,baxiangshuidichuqu,tiaomeiwendao:
“nandejianniyongxiangshui,shibushiyaoqujianninanpengyoule?”
“a,shia。”fangyumiansegangadijieguoxiangshui。
“tameishiba?nimenjianmiankeyaoxiaoxina。”
“ng,hao。”fangyucangcudilikailesushe。
wobianxizaobianhuixiangzheneipingxiangshui,zongjuedeyoudianyanshu。
xiwanzaohou,wofanxiangdaojuzhaochulequnianqingrenjiezhaoyanyusongwodeguccixiangshuilihe。
wopingshibuyongxiangshui,zheigelihewozhichaikaikanguoyici,zhihouzaiyemeidongguo。
xianzaixiangshuipingneideyetizhishengxiayiban,pingshenshangyemengleyicengwuqi。
还是湿的。
woyoushunshouchaikaileqitalihe。
huazhuangpintaozhuangzhishengxiayiheyanying,chanelxianglianyeyijingbujianzongying。
wojingzhizoudaofangyudeshuzhuoqian,pingjiemoucixunhuanzhongdejiyizhaochuyaochi,dakaileshangsuodechouti。
zhaoyanyusongwodehuazhuangpin、xianglian、xiongzhen、xiaoxiongguashi,shenzhishitaxiejiwodeqingshu……douzhengzhengqiqidibaizaichoutili。
wotanzuozaiyizishang,gandaoyizhenhoupa。
buzhicongshenmeshihoukaishi,zhiyaowozaisushetiqizhaoyanyu,fangyudeyanshenzongshichongmanleluomo。
ermeidangwobaoyuanzhaoyanyuduiwobugouhaoshi,tayezongyongfangyuduinanyoudewenroutitielaijiaoxunwo。
jiuhaoxiang,tahenlejietamenzhijiandexiangchumoshi。
weixinduihuakuanglidezidaleyoushan,zuizhonghaishishenmeyemeifa。
规则说得很清楚。
【ruguofaxiangerenwupinyishi,qingbuyaoshengzhang。】
nandaoguizekeyiyuzhijintianfashengdeshima?
11
九点半。
方郁回来了。
womenxiangzhengxingdidalegezhaohu,gezi“xinhuaiguitai”。
九点四十。
门外没有动静。
九点五十。
宿管阿姨还没来。
worenbuzhuxiangmenwaizhangwang。
fangyu:“haiyaochuquma?xianzaihenwanle,yaobumingtianzaishuoba。”
woxiangleyouxiang,haishikailekou:“nixihuanzhaoyanyushenme?”
fangyulengzhule:“ni、nishuoshenme?”
wohuluanchelegehuang:“tadougenwoshuole。”
“buguo,nidagaishibeitapianle,takanshangdekebuzhiniyige……”
wobazaitashoujitongxunlukandaodeyigunaogaosulefangyu。
九点五十七。
“笃笃笃”。
wotouguomaoyan,kandaosuguanayishuxidelian。
zaiwangxia,querentashenshangchuandeshishenhuisezhifu。
woshenxiyikouqi,dakailemen。
“daoqilema?”suguanayitouyebutai。
“zhiyouwomenlianggeren。woshiyihaochuang,qiyue。”
“二号床,方郁。”
suguanayitaitouhuanshiyiquan,meizhuiwenqitarendexialuo。
“xidenghoukebunengchuqua。”
womenguaiqiaoyingsheng:“haolei,ayi。”
xianzaijulixidengzhishengliangfenzhong。
zhiyaozaichaqinhou、xidengqiandejianxilikaisushe,jiubusuanweifanguize。
querensuguanayizouyuanhou,wohefangyunieshouniejiaodiliuchulesushe。
yiluxiaopaodaoxuexiaorengonghubian。
wogenzhaoyanyuyuehaowanshangshidianzaizheijianmian。
taganggangyoujiwofaleweixin,shuoyaozaiwanbanxiaoshi。
anwangchang,zhenghaoshixiaoqinglvyuehuidezuijiashiji。
danyouyujintianfabudeguize,hubianjingqiaoqiaode,lianbangerenyingdoumeiyou。
zheiduanshijiangangruqiu,wanfengdaizhehuzhongdeshuiqi,shilengzhizuanjingusuili。
wozailaihuihubianduobu,mocazhegeboqunuan。
yebuzhidaoxiechuandaolemeiyou。
woxiangfaxiaoxiwenwenta,quefaxianwojuranliantadeweixindoumeiyou。
真是见了鬼了。
shoujituranchuanlaiqiangliedezhengan。
ruguochuxianxinguize,rangwolikaihubian,zheiyiqiejiudoubaifeile。
woyouyuleyihui,bizheyanxuanzeleguanji。
“yueyue,nizaizheia。”
yigeyinsendenvshengzaiwoshenhouxiangqi。
我警觉地回头。
“许茜?”
meixiangdaotajingrantaolechulai。
tabubujinbi,bawobituidaohubian。
“jintiandeshiwohenbaoqian,womenzhishiweilezibao……”
tayouyoudao:“meiguanxi,shiwozijibuzhidaoguize,guaidelesheini?”
wobeihedetuiruan,chayidianjiuyaoshuaijinhuli。
“xiaoxina,shuihenshende。”
tafuzhuwo,xiaoshengrangrentoupifama。
“fangxin,wobushiyaolaihainide,niyijinggoukelianle。”
“woxiawubushihaibangniduifuqingdilema?”
“nihaibuzhidaoba?jintianzhaoyanyuweishenmerangniqujiaoxuelou。”
womimangdikanzheta:“nizaishuoshenme?”
tamanyidixiaole,jiwojiangshulezheigehuangdandegushi。
xinwen05ban,zhaoyanyusuozaidebanji。
banshangdenanshengmenbuxinxie,xiakehoufeiyaoliuzaijiaoxueloumaoxian,jieguojieliancansi。
huozhederenxiangpaochuqu,keshinayouneimerongyi,jiaoshidemenzaojiucongwaimiansuoshangle。
zheishihou,heibanshangchuxianlexindeguize。
ruguoyourenyuanyilaijietamen,yiminghuanyiming,jiaoshiliderenjiunenghuozhechuqu。
tamenyongjingezhongshouduan,bazijidetongxuehepengyoupianhuilai,haoweizijizhengquyixianshengji。
“pengyounayounvpengyouhaopiana,bierendoubulita,tajiuzhihaodajinige~”
wolengdeyachidazhan:“bukeneng,wogenbenjiumeiqujiaoxuelouzhaota。”
“duia,suoyitazhihaoqiangbierendemingetaochulaile。neigekeliandexiaocao,hetanvpengyouyiqisizailejiaoshi。”
“nicongnazhidaode?genwoshuozheixieganshenme?”
“niaixinbuxin,fanzhengwomendoushibeibeipanderen。buguo,zhiyaohuoguojintian,mingtianjiuhuihaole。”
huixiangqianshiqicixunhuan,womeiciweifanguizedoushiyinweizhaoyanyuyouyiwuyidejiaosuo。
erwoyizhitianzhendiyiweitabuqingchuguizecaihuiyizaifancuo。
meiguanxi,zhiyaozaixunhuanyici,womenjiunengtaochuqu。
womeicidouzheiyangduizijishuo。
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buzhidaoxuqianshenmeshihoulikaide。
huiguoshendeshihou,hubianjiuzhishengxiawoyigeren。
wokanlekanshoubiao,yijingshiyidianle。
xuexiaoweilejieshengjingfei,rengonghushiyidianhouzhiliangbanbianludeng。
wosuozaideweizhidengguangzhenghaoximie。
heianzhong,yigeshuxideshenyingxiangwozoulai。
woxianfazhiren:“zhaoyanyu,nihaiyoushenmehaoshuode?”
zhaoyanyudizhetou,kanbuqingbiaoqing:“womenfenshouba。woheyaoyaoshizhenxinxiangaide。”
wolengxiao:“xianzaicaishuofenshou?zai**neihui,nimenjiubeizhewotoutouhaoshangleba?”
tabianbodao:“womenneishizhishiyiqilvyou,shenmeyemeifasheng。manmanjiechuzhihou,wocaifaxianyuanlaiwogentayouneimeduoxiangsizhichu,neimeduogongtonghuati,womencaishizhenzhengdesoulmate。ruguowogentajiaowang,tashenzhikeyishuofutababa,rangwogentayiqiquaguoliuxue。”
“xinganizhaoyanyu,shuolaishuoqu,haibujiushiweileneidianqian?”
“zhishi‘neidianqian’ma?qiyue,wogennizaiyiqi,jinimailiwu,dainiquchifankandianying,huadebudoushiqianma?shi,nikenengbuzaihuneixie,danneidoushiwojiaqijichushijianzuosanfen**zhenglaide。womenzheibeizidoubukenengxiangsongyaoyaojianeimeyouqiannimingbaima?!”
“neifangyuni?nixihuanqian,zhaoretaganshenme?”
“fangyu?wokemeizhudongzhaoreta。benlaishixiangliyongtabangwoshuajidianbaoyande,jirandouyaochuguoliuxuele,tayejiumeiyongle。”
woyishiyusai,meixiangdaotahuirucizhibai。
tabuxiedixiaole:“tanbaishuo,yaobushiyaoyaojiadegongsijinnianyaoshangshi,bunengnaochufumianxiaoxi,wogenbenbuzaihunimenzenmekanwo。”
“nixianzaijiubupawozhaomeitipuguangle?”
“puguang?niyiweinihaiyoujihuima?”
shenhouchuanlaixixisusudejiaobusheng。
zhaoyanyuzaoyouzhunbei,yigeshanshenxiaoshizaileheianzhong。
wohuiguotou,zhijianyigemoshengnanzichongzhewoshaxiao。
tashangbanshenchuanzhehongsehanshan,xiabanshendekuziyijingtundaolexigai。
woxinzhongjinglingdazuo,congbaolinachuduijiangjiqiujiu。
qianduanshijianhenduonvshengxiangxuexiaofanying,zouyelujingchangpengdaoyigechuanhongseyifudebaolukuang。
kanlaibuqiao,zheigechoumingzhaozhudebaolukuangyebeiwozhuangshangle。
“嘿嘿……”
tatuoxiashenshangzhoubabadehanshan,yibianshuaizheyifuyibianxiang**jin。
“niyaoganshenme?”woniezheduijiangjikuaibuhoutui。
jiuzaitayaoxiangwopulaideshihou,liangdaoqiangguangmengranzhuangjinshixian,rangrenshunjianzhengbukaiyan。
yiliangxunluochejiasuchonglai,mengranjiangnanzizhuangfanzaidi。
fangyuzaijiashizuoshangdakouchuanqi:“zheihaishiwonazhengzhihoudiyicikaiche。”
zhaoyanyuqijibaihuaidixianshen,bafangyuzhuaixiachelai:“nizheigefengzi!womenshuohaodeniwangle?yaoshitagaosufudaoyuan,nidezhuxuejinzenmeban?”
fangyuhaobuliuqingdishuaikaita:“nigangganggenqiyueshuodehuawodoutingdaole,weilepanshangsongyaoyaolianzheizhongshidouzuodechulai,shinisangxinbingkuang!”
zhaoyanyumianmuniuqu,yiquanquanjielianzazaifangyulianshang。
“zheimeshuo,lianniyeyaobeipanwole?”
wohefangyuquniantongshijinjiaxiaoxueche,butongdeshi,woshineinianweiyideyouxiuxueyuan。
wozuoshangjiashiwei,gancuililuodidafangxiangpan、daoche、caiyoumen,bazhaoyanyubituidaohubian。
“月月,别……”
lianggebaoanconghoumianzhuilai:“ai,kuaitingxia,womendeche!”
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yiliangxunluochezuiduozhinengzuosigeren。
fangyulianshanggualecai,beianpaizuozaifujia。
gangcongshuilidalaoqilaidezhaoyanyuhebaolukuangyiqibeisaijinlehouzuo。
zhishengxialingyigebaoangenwoyiqizouzaichehou。
xunluochedeweidengzaiwomenmianqianjianjianxiaoshi。
“xiaoguniang,banyezaiwaimianhenweixiana,haihaonipengyoujiuleni。”baoandashuhewoxianliao。
“hu,shia。womenshuohaotaliuzaihubiandebaoantingdengwo,yaoshiwoyouweixian,jiulikedairenlaijiuwo,meixiangdaotajingranzhijiebachekailaile。”
“还挺聪明。”
“haha,ninguojiangle。”
“keshixianzai,meirenjiudelenile。”
baoanhuranbianlelian,mengdibawopudaozaidi,shuangshoujinjinqiazhuwodebozi。
jiezhehuduimianweiruodedengguang,wozheicaifaxian,gengangcaibachekaizoudebaoanbuyiyang,kuazuozaiwoshenshangderenchuandeshilanhuisezhifu。
wofenlizhengzha,keyuezhengzhatashoushangdelidaoyueda。
“救……救命……”
woyongjinquanshenliqiqiujiu,yezhinengfachujigeposuideyinjie。
hubianzhitingjianfengchuiluoyedeshashasheng,buhuizaiyourenlaile。
xiechuanni?tamingmingshuoyaolaide。tayebuhuilaijiuwole。
wojijinzhixi,jianjianfangqilezhengzha。
jiuzaiwoyiweizijibisiwuyideshihou,nanrenturanbeiposongkaileshou。
wowuxiagujishenbiandedadousheng,dakouhuxizhexinxiandekongqi。
zhidaoxiechuanfuzhewodeyaobawolaoqilai。
wosangzijutong,zhinengyongqishengshuo:“nizhongyulaile,wohaiyiweinipianwode……”
“没骗你。”
“haihaonilaile,buranwojiuyaosile。”
woshuangtuiwuli,jiezhetadezhichengcaimianqiangzhanwen。
jiehouyusheng,wozuanjintadeyiling,jinzhangyouqingxing。
xiechuanchenmoxujiu,muguanghuise:“bu,qiyue,niyijingsile。”
wodedanaoshunjiantingzhileyunzuo。
什么?
我已经死了吗?
wotaitoukanxiangtashensuideyanmou,zhiqiandezhongzhonghuiyizaitamouzhongfanyong。
wokandaoleshibacixunhuanzhongdewo,haiyouxunhuanzhiwaidejintian。
yuanlai,wozaojiusilea。
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neitian,wochadaolezhaoyanyuchuguidezhengju,yangyanyaoxiangquanxiaorenjielutadeexing。
weilebuyingxiangsongjiadegongsishangshi,taliyongfangyubawopianchulaigentahetan。
dangwan,tabawoyindaobaolukuangzuichangchumeidedifang,youguyichichibuxianshen,jietarenzhishoujiangwomiekou。
xiechuanbuchongdao:“nideshitibeiyufenshile,niyousidebuganxin,yixinxianggaibiansiwangdemingyun,jiuxianrulexunhuan。difuniandiqingsuanyeji,caifaxianyounizheimegeguhunyegui。”
“neiguizeyoushizenmehuishi?”
tadaizhewohuidaolejiuweidejiali,yijindamenjiukandaolewodeheibaizhaopian。
ketingdesimianqiangbishangdoutiemanleyinzheguizehezhouyudehuangsefuzhi。
wodefumuzhengtanzuozaidishangbaotoutongku。
liangrenxingrongkugao,hewoshujiazaijiashikandaodemoyangdabuxiangtong。
woxinliyisuan,renbuzhushangqianbaozhutamen,quepulegekong。
duishangwotanjiudeyanshen,xiechuanjieshidao:“tamenweilezhaohuinideshiti,qinglege‘daxian’zuofa,queyiwaifaxiannidehunpohailiuzaiyangjian。neirenqitumantianguohai,shezhiguizebangnitaotuosiju,jieshihaihun。kedifuzaojiushengjilezhuizongshebei,yanwanglianyeqianfadaibuling,paiwolaibanidaihuidifu。”
wozichaodixiaolexiao:“zhenkexi,zhiqiandedahaojihuijiuzheiyangbeiwolangfeile。”
xiechuanpoweixianqi:“meicuo,qianshiqicinidouweilenineigenanpengyoubaibaisongsi。”
“ba、ma,nimenbiedanxin,woxianzaihenhao,sihoudeshijieyemeineimekepa。”
zhikexitamenzaiyetingbudaowoshuohuale。
“nidaoshihenleguan。”xiechuanmianbugaise,xianglaiyinggaishijianguanleshenglisibie。
woxilexibizi:“buranni?kuzheshuowobuxiangsi?woyoubushigangsidexingui,haipazheixie。”
xiechuanshuo,wosihoujingchazuixianchadaolezhaoyanyushenshang。
tapingjiejiaotantiaochuande“shiji”mingyangsshi。
songyaoyaojiadegongsishangshishibai,haibeirenjubaoletoushuiloushui,zhengzaijieshoudiaocha。
diertianzhaoyanyujiubei“buzhimingrenshi”dadequanshenguzhesongdaoleyiyuan。
neitiandebaolukuanghebaoanshiyihuode,zaisshiliucuanzuoan,zaojiubeijingchadingshangle。
tamenqianliangtianyoufanleshi,dangchangbeijinaguian。
zheiyangkanlai,wohaoxiangyijingmeishenmeyaoliuxiadeliyoule。
sshideyewanjingmi,ludengdianliangkongwuyirendejiedao。
sushadeqiufengxijuanluoye,daizhelingxingdeshatuchuanguowomendeshenti。
worenbuzhuwenxiechuan:“nijinwanshibushibudasuanlaide?”
antamendifudeguiju,xiangwozheiyangdexiaogui,zhiyaohaiyuansifazaizhenxiongshouxiazaisiyici,jiuhuizaiduyinlaiguicha,chechedidibianchengyinjiandegui。
“ng。nisilewokeshiyoujiangjinde。”xiechuanlianshanghaowukuise。
“nijianliwangyi!”wodasheng**。
tashenxiyikouqi:“qiyue,weilejinizishoudejihui,wobujinfangqilejiangjin,xiageyuehaiyaobangyanwangduozhuaershigexiaogui。”
抓小鬼?
woyixialailejingshen,chezhetadexiuzizhuiwen:
“nimenpingshidouzenmezhuaguideya?”
“meigeyueanguisuanyejima?”
“guihuitingnimendehuama?”
“……”
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yanwangshuoworenzuitaidubucuo,bubixiashibacengdiyu,zhifawoxiabeizigongzijianban。
woqihuhudizouchudadian,genbaiwuchangbaoyuan:“wodaodizuocuoleshenme?wosideneimecan,haisileshibaci。douguaini,niweishenmebuzaodianbawodaihuidifu?woxiabeizidegongzinipeideqima?”
heiwuchangrenbuzhutouxiao:“achuan,renjiaxiaoguniangqueshitingkeliande,yaobubanifenglufenjitaba。”
baiwuchanglengzhelian:“bufen。neishiqicishitazijizhaosi。”
heiwuchangpaipaiwodejianbang,anweidao:“biejieyia,tazheirenjiuzheiyang。zheijinianchushenglvjiangdi,toutaiyemeineimerongyi,zanmenhaiyoujihuizaijianni,xiaciworangtaqingnichitanghulu。”
haishiheidageshanjierenyi。
shinianhou,wopingjiedangnianzaixunhuanlidefengfujingyanchengweileyanwangdedelizhushou,zhuanmenshoufuneixiewangtujieshihaihundexiaogui。
wochizhezheigeyuedexinpintanghulu,meizizidishuo:“yanwangyeshuoyaoshi**dehao,xiabeizirangwotougehaotai。”
baiwuchangshoushangdelanghaodunledun:“shenmeshihouzou?”
“jishenmeya,wohaimeiwangouni。nishibushifanhuibuxiangqingwochitanghulule?”
“……bushi,daoshiwozhaorenbangnidadianguanxi。”
“haishibumafanle。wojuedeni,yanwangbishangmianneixiejiahuochushoudafangduole,wozaizheibuchouchibuchouchuan,haiyourengesanchawujiwosongdifudezhaopaitanghulu,**mafeidetoutaijizijizhaozuishoua。”
taqingxiao:“jiuzheidianzhiqi。”
worenzhendiantou:“ng。”
“xihuantanghuluyihoutiantianjinisong。”
zheimedafang?jihuinandea。
“lagou,shuohuasuanhua。”wolikeshenchuxiaomuzhi。
“hao。”tagexiabi,qingkuaidihuigouzhulewodeshouzhi。
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