你是世界开的玩笑
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diyizhanglieridangtou，jiangniandaxuedelanqiuchangshang，jimingdaxueshenghuihanruyu。
chuanhongseduifudenanshenggezigaogaode，shuliandaiqiupao，lanzhetadeduifangduiyuanbitamingxianaileyigetou，
dibuzhutademenggong，qiuxiangzhuangledingweiqiyiyangjingzhunditourulankuang。“haoqiu。”duiyoufenfenyutajizhang。
zuozaiguanzhongxiyinliangchudenvshengyezaihuanhu，tamenjiushilaikanxiaozhunandalanqiude，tazhangdeyougaoyoushuai，
tamensidixiachengtawei“xiaocao”。“xiaozhunan，nidianhua。”quheshuideshiyouganghaotingdaoletadeshoujixiang。
xiaozhunanfangxiacahandemaojin，jieqidianhua，“zenmele，anan？”“woganjueshentihenbushufu，
nikebukeyipeiwoquyitangyiyuan。”dianhuaneitou，ananxuruodeshengyinchuanlai。“zhunan，
xiayichangnijixushangma？”duiyouwen，lanqiuchangshangshaoshengxiangqi。xiaozhunanlengleyixia，
zheigebisaitamenyuelehaojiu，suishuoshiyouyisai，kedajiaduiyulanqiudereairangtaburenlichang，keshi，
ananmeiyouteshuqingkuangbuhuiqingyijitadadianhuade，takenengzhendehennanshou。“woyoujishi，woxianzoule，
wanshangdejucanwomaidan。”weidengduiyouhuihua，xiaozhunanpaochulelanqiuchang：“anan，nishizaijialihaishinali？
womashangguolai。”lingyigeduiyouwendao：“xiaozhunanzenmehuishi，zheigejubushitazudema，zijixianpaole。
”kanletashoujilaidiantishideduiyoudao：“shitanvpengyoulianandedianhua，zheixiaozishigeqiguanyanya！shuohao，
wanshangkendinghenhenzaitayidun。”xiaozhunandaiananquletajiafujinxinkaiyedeyigesirenyiyuan，
yiyuanguimobuda，zhiyoushangxialiangcenglou，buguokanzhuanghuang，juedetingzhidexinlai。jintianshizhouliu，
tamendaoyiyuanshizhiyoulingxingdejigehuanzhe，dengdaoyishengmangwanjiedaitamen：“buhaoyisi，jintianshixiuxiri，
erqiexianzaishixiabanshijian，suoyizhiyouzhibandeyishengzai，rangnimenjiudengle。
”lianankandaozheimingnanshengkanzhetalenglelengshen，taxiang，woqisechadaorangyishengyiyanjiujingyadedibulema？
buguoyishenghenkuaidiaozhengguolai，lijikaishixunwenletadezhengzhuang，“nizheigeqingkuangwojianyixuyaoshuye，
ruguodazhendehuakenengxiaoguomeineimehao。”ananyejuedezijidezhuangkuanghenzaogao，xinrantongyishuye，
zhishimeiliaodaoyishengnalailejidapingyaoshui。“yisheng，xuyaoshuzheimeduoma？zheideduojiucainengshuwanya？
”xiaozhunanlvxianfawen。“dagaisangexiaoshi。wojiaotangjianing，
niruguojuedeshuyezhongtuyourenhebushidehuamashanggaozhiwo。”tangjianingyibianjiananpeiyao，yibiandingzhudao。
“wozhidaole，xiexieni，tangyisheng。”ananhuida，takandaoxiaozhunanzuolinanan，xiangqitazuowanshuode，
jintianyuelehaojigexiongdizuduidaqiu，taneimereailanqiu，zheigejuyoushitazude，
taqishixianzaihenxiangtapeibanzijishenbian，molehaishikaikou：“zhunan，woxianzaijuedehaoduole，
zheigeyaoshuideshuhaojiu，burannixianhuiquba！denghuierjieshulelaijiewojiuhao。
”xiaozhunanrushizhongfubansongleyikouqi，“anan，woququjiuhuilai，nibushufujidejiwodadianhua。
”ananshuyedeshihoushuizhele，shulezuihouyiping，tangyishengbashuyedezhenbalezhihou，meiyoujiaoxingta，
zheixieyaoqueshiyouanmiandezuoyong，tadeshuiyihuier。ananmengjianlemama，mamaduitashuo，“anan，duibuqi，
mamabunengjixupeini，niyaohaohaohuozhe，zhaoguhaoziji。”“mama，mama，biezou……”ananjingxingle，
kandaosizhouchensheshicaixiangqizijizaiyiyuan，taqishenquzhaocesuo。genzheyiyuandeluyin，
tahunhunchenchendemanbuzouzhe，tashuyededifangzaidating，xuyaoguoyitiaohenzhangdezhanglang。
kuaiyaozoudaozhanglangjintoushi，tatingdaoleyixiezayin，ketoutaichentatingbuqing，kezheishengyinrangtamomingdehaipa，
tabuganwangqianzou，kaozheqiangbitoutoudiwangxiangzhuanjiaoneibian。yigemiaolingshaonvkaozheyimianqiang，
tadeyanjingzhanshiletaxianzaidekonghuang，zuibazhangzheyaoshuoshenmeyewuli，tawangzhemianqiandenanzi，
nanzishuangshouwozhedaocazaitadexiongkou，xianxuebutingdiwangwailiu。neinanzibeiduizheanan，
anankanbudaotalianshangdebiaoqing，kecongnvshengtongkudebiaoqing，tacaixiangtaxianzaidemiankongyidinghenzhengning，kanbeiying，
tarenchuleneishitangyisheng。ananwulidikaozheqiangbi，yaoshuihundunletadedanao，
taganjuezijideshuangtuisiyouqianjinzhong，nanyiyidong，erbianchuanlaimamadedingning，“anan，yidingyaohaohaohuozhe。
”ananpingjiezheqiangdadeyiliyibuyibuwangwainuo，tahaipajingdongletangyisheng，patajiangzijiyeshalemiekou。
zhongyuzouchulezhanglang，anannuodaozhuanjiao，xinpengpengzhitiao，zheilibineibiananquanyidian，
tangyishengbuhuiyizhuantoujiukandaoziji。“tangyisheng，nizaima？”yigezhongnianfunvdeshengyinxiangqi，
ruguotangyishengxianzaizouchulai，yidingnengkandaota，taxianghujiukeshisangzihaoxiangyaleyiban。
anankandaolegangcaishuyedexiaochuang，xiangshikandaolejiumingdaocao，tanuoguoqu，xunsutangzaileyuanlaideweizhi。
zaianandumiaoruniandeshihou，neiweifurendehujiaoshengchixuxiangqi，“tangyisheng，wolainayao，
nizaoshangshuonijintiandouzaiyiyuande，tangyisheng？”furendehuhanshengxiangyigegecuimingfu，
anandexinzanggenzhedazhejiepai。tangyishengzaiyishengshenghuhanzhongchulai，“wangdaniang，buhaoyisi，
ganggangzaishangcesuo，yaowojinibeihaole，zenmefuyongwoyejinidouxieqingchule，
nikeqianwanbuyaozaizijitingyaole。”“tangyisheng，wodoujizhule，xiexie，neiwozoula。
”tangjianingkanlekananan，tadetoushangmaoleyixielenghan，tashitanzhekaikoudao：“lianan，xingxing。
”ananguzuobeitahanxingdemoyang，manmandizhengkaiyan，“tangyisheng，wotaileileshuizhele，
yijingshuhaoleshibushi，danwuninshijianle。”ananshuohuadeshihoukanlekantangyishengdeshou，
tatuodiaolegangcaidebaidagua，xianzaihuanleyigexinde，
keshitahaishikandaoletabaidagualimianchenyidexiuzishangdexueji。dierzhang“zheixieyaodouhuiyoudiananmiandechengfen，
nishuizheshizhengchangde，wokannietoushangmaohan，zheilimianyoukongdiao，nishizuoemenglema？”tangjianingwendao。
anangengjinzhangle，tashunzhetangyishengdeshixian，kanxiangledimianlingluandexiezi，tangyishengkendinghuaiyileshenme。
ananqiangzhuangzhending，“dui，womengdaohewonanpengyouchaojiale，suoyi……”ananxiang，xianzaitixiaozhunan，
erqieshuohaolaijieta，tangyishenggaibuhuixianzaiduitaxiashouba！“duile，ninanpengyoubushishuolaijienima，
haimeidaoma？”“yinggaikuaile，wochuquwaimiandengta，zaijian，tangyisheng。”ananxiangyaoganjinlikaishifeizhidi。
“dengyixia……”tangyishengdeshengyinxiangqi。ananxinliyijing，youtingtangyishengdao：“nidebaowangnale。
”ananjieguobaodaolexieliqu。ananchuleyiyuandamenjixiaozhunandaledianhua，
“ninbodadedianhuazhengzaitonghuazhong……”henmingxian，dianhuashibeirenguade。tashengpatangyishenghuizhuichulai，
buganzaiyiyuanmenkoudache，kuangbenzhepaolejitiaojie，kandaoleyigejingjucaitinglexialai。yaobuyaobaojingya？
huibuhuibeibaofu？ananzaijingjumenkouchouchulebantianbugantajin。
“neigenvhaihaoxiangzainimenjingjumenkoudaibantianle，xiangshixiangyaobaojingyounanyiqichi。
”zhaoxuesongduigangshangchedetanghuijingshuo。tanghuijingjintianbenlaixiuxide，keshoushanghaiyouyigeanzijinduhuanman，
zerenxinrangtaxuanzelaijiaban。tingdaonanpengyouzhaoxuesongdehua，takandaoleanan，jianganquandaijiekai，
“woqukankan。”ketagangxiache，ananhaoxiangkandaoyourenlai，jiuzhuanshenpaole。ananhuidaojiali，
bamenfansuoxincaishaoshaofanglexialai，shoujidezhendongheletayitiao，shixiaozhunandalaide。“anan，
nixianzaizaina？”“zaijia。”“duibuqianan，wogangcaiheleyidianjiu，meizhuyidaoshijian。”“wokunle，
xiangxianshuile，niyezaodianxiuxi。”“hao，anan，wozhenbushiguyide。”“ng，guale。
”ananquleyipianzhendingdeyaopiantunxia，zheiyipingkuaiyaochiwanle，qumaiyaohaomafan。mengzhong，
ananhuidaoleneijiayiyuan。zhishizheiyicikaozailoutichuqiangshangderenbianchengleta，tangyishengnazheyibaxiaodao，
yanshenyinzhididingzheta。“tangyisheng，woshenmedoumeikandao，buyao，buyaoshawo。”tangjianingyijuhuayemeishuo，
daojingzhundicixiangta。anancongmengzhongjingxing，kandaoshufudefangjianhechuangtouhebamapaidezhaopian，
tabazhaopianbaozaihuaili，yongbeizijinjindeguozhuziji。diertian，xiaozhunandedianhuadalai，“anan，
nishentihaodianlema？”“haodianle。”ananbuzhidaogaizenmegentashuo，
pahuirangtagenzijixianruyiyangdekunjing。“neijiuhao，wogemenshuowozuotiantiqianliule，
rangwojintianzaipeitamenhaohaodayichang，tamennandelaiyiciwomenxuexiao。”“nipeitamendaba，
wojintianyexiangzaihaohaoxiuxi。”“wodianleniaichidemalatang，nichidianzaishui。”“hao。
”anandakaifangmen，waimianguoranfangleyiwanmalatang，tadakaichileyikou，weirujiaola。yishenghaoxiangshuoguo，
yaochidianqingdande。keshitaxianzaishenmeyebuxiangchi。wanshang，ananrengranwufarushui，mingtianhaiyaoshangbanni，
zheigezhuangtaizenmexing，taqishennaqiyao，xiangqimamashuode，chiyaoqianyidingyaochiledongxicaixing，duiweibuhao。
anandaochufangdakaibingxiang，haiyouquanmaimianbao，tachileliangpian，caixinanlidedechiyao。
yigepitousanfadenvrenguizaiqiangbian，tadeshenshangquanshilinlidexianxue，tamianxiangananshenchuyizhishouqiujiu，
shengyinxuruodanzhenlongfakui“jiuwo，jiujiuwo。”ananhedebugankaoqian，taguizailingyibian，shuangshoubaozhutou，
“duibuqi，bushiwohainide，buyaozhaowo，duibuqi。”zaicicongmengzhongjingxing，
ananhaipadebodalexiaozhunandedianhua。dianhuaxianglehaojiuzidongguaduan，ananyoujixuboda，
dianhuaneibiancaijietong，“anan，nizenmele？woshiyoudoushuizhele，guai，womenmingtianzailiao，biechaodaotamen。
”dianhuaneitouhaichuanlaileyigenanshengbaoyuandeshengyin，ananzhihaogualedianhua。zhouyishangbandeshihou，
ananjingbuxiaxingongzuo，suoxingshizhouyi，gongzuohaimeijinrukuaijiezou，tajiuzheimemihuzhedaolexiaban。wanshang，
yaoshuijueshidakaiyaoping，zhendingdeyaopianyijingchiwanle，anantangzaichuangshang，fanlaifanqubunengrushui。
talaidaoyangtai，fenghuhuchuidongtadeshuiyi，dailaizhenzhenliangyi，ketamanqiangchouxu，wuchufaxie。sixiawuren，
taguqiyongqichaozhefengdefangxiangdahan：“a！aa！”“sheiya？dawanshangbushuijueraomin。
”yigezhongqishizudenanyinconglouxiachuanlai。ananqieqiedihuidaoketing，lashangyuyangtaigeduantuilamen，
haiyoumenlian。huidaowoshi，fanletongxunlu，zijijingmeiyoukeyidabanyehaowugujidaraodepengyou。xiabanhou，
ananquyiyuannalezhendingzuoyongdeyao，yishengjianyitajianshaoyongliang，zheizhongchufangyaojuyouyidingchengyinxing，
keyishidangyundong。tatajinlezibanleniankahoucailaiguojicidejianshenfang。tanghuijingzhuyidaoleta，
kantabutaishuxijianshenqicai，tiexindejitazhidao。“niyebanlehuiyuanma？zhiqiandoumeijianguoni。
”tanghuijingshitudakaihuati。“ng，laideshao。”huatizhongjie。lianxuliangzhou，anandoujianchilaijianshenfang，
meicitanghuijingdouyaozhaotaliaoliangju。yilaierqujiushule，tanghuijingdezhiananxihuandapingpangqiu，
jiujingchangyuetayiqida。ananyehuipeitayiqiqushejian。“nishizuoshenmegongzuodeya？woshijingcha。
”tanghuijingdiyiciliaodaozhiye。“wo……”ananyouyuzheyaobuyaoshuo。“nibuxiangshuomeiguanxi。
”tanghuijingkanchuanandeweinan。“woshigaozhongjiaoshi。”anankaikou。“wocai，niqizhizheimehao，
kendingyuwenlaoshi。”ananyaotou，“woshijiaoyingyude。”“yingyulaoshiya！nanguainiqizhizheimehao，
woyiqianlaoxianmuyingyulaoshile，tamenmeitiandouhuanpiaoliangyifu。nishizainagexuexiao？
”tanghuijingheananchangliaolexujiu。disanzhangzhouzhunanzhongyumangwanle，taquzhaoanan，
keshiganjueananhaoxiangmeiyouyiqianneimexihuantale。biru，
yiqianananzongshihuiyutayiqiliaoshenbianfashengdedashixiaoshi，kexianzai，tamenbingpaizouzaiyiqi，tawuhuazhaohua，
ananhuidadexinbuzaiyan。“lianan，nishentihaolema？”ouyudaotangjianing，tashangqiandahua。
anankandaotadekaojin，xinhuang，qiangpozijifangsongxialaida，“woyijinghaole，xiexieguanxin！
”tangjianingmeizaizhuiwen，hanxuanzhihoujiuzoule。zhouzhunanzhuyidaotangyishengzouhou，anandexinshenbuning，
haoxiangjiushicongyujiantangyishengzhihou，tajiubuzaiyizijile。taxiangzhiwenanan，
keshikandaoananwugudeyanshenshengshengzhizhule。zhihoudejicixiangyue，douchudehenbuyukuai，zhouzhunanrending，
ananbianxinle。ziouyutangyishengzhihou，ananyoumengdaoneigetadaoxiadenvhai，tajuewangdiqiujiu，
kezijiwunengweili。diertian，anantingdaoxinwenlimianshuo，tianhelimianfaxianyijunvshi，qixiongkoushangyoudaoshang，
jingjingfangchuburending，paichutarenzuoanxianyi，xizisha。ananjuede，
zheidagaishitangyishengjiangqiweizaochenglezisha，bijingzhidaotanghuijingshiyimingjingchazhihou，tapangqiaocejidedatingguo，
jinqibingmeiyoumiaolingnvhaibeishahaideanjian。anangandaohoupa，taquleyizuosimiao，
maileqianzhi、xiangweineigebuzhimingdenvhaiqifu，taqianchengdeguizaifoxiangqian，xinlimomodaogao。
“woxiangduojuanzengxianghuoqian，gaizenmezuo？”anantingdaoshuxideshengyin，tabukezhixindezhuantou，shitangyisheng，
tazhengzaiyusimiaodezhuchijiaotan。tayekandaoleanan，tanwanzhihouhaihetadalezhaohu。tangjianingduiananshuo，
“wokaichele，yaobuwosongni。”“tangyisheng，bulaofanle，wonanpengyoudenghuierjiudao。”“neihaoba，
woxianzoule。”anankanzhetangyishengshilishixian，caifangsongxialai，daomaoanrandeweijunzi，
juandianxianghuoqianjiunengzhonghuoxinshengma？foshibuhuibiyouhuairende。ananyuelexiaozhunanyiqiguangshidigongyuan。
xiaozhunanzhongyuannaibuzhule，tahaishizhiwenleanan，“nishibushibuxianggenwozaiyiqile。
”ananjuedezijixianzaidezhuangtaibutaishihetanyiduanjiankangdelianai，tashuo，“wojinriyuenilai，
yeshixianghenishuo，wojuedewoxianzaiqueshibushihetanlianai，buxiangdanwuni，womenfenshouba！
”“bushihehewotan，danshishihehetangyishengtanshiba？”“nixiashuoshenme，wohetangyishenggenbenjiumeishenme？
”“nibawoshuailecaihaoxinanlideyoushenmeba？”xiaozhunanbasuoyoujiyuanyigunaofaxiechulai，“shi，
tangyishengnianqingyouwei，zhangdeshuaiyouyoushiye，nimenzhanzaiyiqilangcainvmao，
wozhishiyigemeichudaxuedemaotouxiaozi，wopeibushangni……”“nifashenmefeng，wozhendehaolei，
wobuxiangzaijinishuohuale，zaijian。”ananshuowanzhuanshenzoule。xiaozhunanzhanzaiyuandipingfuyixiaxinqing，
zhuishangqulazheanan，“duibuqi，anan，wobushizheigeyisi。”ananshuaikaitadeshou，“nifangkai，
wozhendejuedeleile，womenhaojuhaosan。”“bu，anan！wobutongyi。
”ananbuxiaoxinbeixiaozhunantuisangzaidi。tangjianingganghaozaigongyuanpaobu，kanjianlezheiyimutuikailexiaozhunan，
xiangqufudishangdeanan。anankanxiaozhunanyebeitangjianingtuidaozaidi，
tajujueletangjianingshenguolaideshouqishenqufuxiaozhunan。“tangyisheng，nibugaituiwonanpengyoude。
”ananyuqibushan。“baoqian。”xiaozhunanmeiyouzaiduoshuoshenmelikaile。“anan，nishuowoshininanpengyou，
womenbufenshouleduibudui。”xiaozhunanyanlizhongshixiwang。“duibuqi，woxiangwomenhaishixianfenkaiba！
”haojiumeiyoujiandaoanan，tanghuijingyoudiandanxin，tayueananchulaidaqiu。jieshuhou，
tanghuijingyaoananquzijijialimianzuozuo，tajiadeweizhilitamendaqiudedifangbijiaojin，anantongyile。lushang，
tanghuijingjieleyigedianhua。taduiananshuo，“anan，wobomushuorangwoquwotanggeneilinayigedongxi，
wotanggedianhuadabutong，tafangzijiuzaizheili，womenshangqunayixiahaoma？”douyijingdaolouxiale，
ananyemeijujue。tanghuijingwendaomimakaimenjinlefangjianzhihou，jianandaoleyibeishui，“anan，
womendourenshizheimejiule，niduiwoxinrenma？”ananyoudianyihuo，tanghuijingweishenmehuizheimewen？
tadianlediantou。“qishiwohenidiyicijianmian，bingbushizaineigejianshenfang，ershizaiwomenjingjumenkou。
woganjuenixinliyoushi？”ananxiangqileneitian，neijianshiyechengweiletadexinmo，jiujiubunengwangji，
taxiangshibushigaigentanghuijingshuole，bujinjinyinweitashizijidehaopengyou，haiyinweitashiyigerenminjingcha。
“ruguoyourenmuduyigexiongshou，tashaleren，haibaduifangweizaochengzisha，
danshimududezheigerentabingmeiyoushenmezhengju，nimenjingfangnenggoupoanma？
”“nishishuoshangcitouhedeneimingnvhaima？”anandiantou。“neigeanziwozhidao，yeshiwomenjingjubande，
jingguofayidejianding，nvhaixiongkoushangdedaoshangqueshishizijichade，heandejiankongxianshi，tazijitouhede。
”yiqietaiguoyuliqi，ananjuedekendingmeiyouneimejiandan。piankedeanjingguohou，yidaonanshengchuanlechulai，
“jingjing，nizenmelaile？”“bomushuonidianhuadabutong，rangwolainizheierbangtanadiandongxi。
”ananshunzhenanshengwangleguoqu，jingranshitangyisheng。“anan，
zheishiwobiaogetangjianing……”anannaoziliyijingtingbujinqutanghuijingzaishuoshenmele，tazhixiangtao。