我是追妻火葬场文里的小NPC
《我是追妻火葬场文里的小NPC》 小说介绍
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第一章
hunlijuxingdezheitianbabadebaiyueguanghuiguole。
tayuqibingleng，“shengshenghuilaile，zheihunlixiantuichijitianba！”
mamachuixiatoubunu，faneryilianqiexidiwangzhewo，“kanba，bababuyaonile~”
wohehuaile，pushangquyibazhuazhuzhunbeilikaidebabaxiangyaoliuzhuta。
kequebeitawuqingdizhengtuokai。
erzheishiyilianchuandedanmupiaolechulai：
【sizhanan，zhihouyounihaoguozichi。daoshihouwokannizhuiqihuozangchangcanbucan！】
【jiushi！wojiashuranbaobeimeilenizheigezhanan，haiyouwomendenanpeidanzeni！dengtaliangzaiyiqinijiujinqingzhuiqiba！】
woyanleiwangwangdekanzhemamayiranjueranditizhequnbaichaotaixiadenanrenzouqu。
“niyuanyiquwoma？fanzhengxianzaichagexinlang。”
mamashuodelisuodangran，haosizhiyaotatichulai，zheigenanrenjiuhuitongyi。
kewoquetingdaoleneigemingjiaodanzedexinsheng：
【dajie，nimeishiba！fangzhehaohaodeliangjianvwobuqu，qunizheigeliyidaiwaerderen？woqingwenninalaidezixin！】
neishihouwocaizhidao，womashizhuiqihuozangchangwenlidenvzhu。
而爸爸是男主。
taixiadenanrenzeshikuqingnaner。
1.
“nizhendeyaojianghunlituichiqujiannidebaiyueguang？”
mamayuqipinghediwangzheta，sihuzaojiuzhidaozheichangbianguyiban。
babazhouzhemeiyilianbunaifan，“shengshengganghuiguo，duiguoneidedaoluhaibutaimingbai，suoyiwodequjieta，nibiezheimewuliqunaohaobuhao！”
“nandaonibuzhidaojiushiyinweitawomendeerzicainengpinganhuodaoxianzaima？”
mamafangxiashoushenxiyikouqidanrandao，“neiniquba。”
wodaidaidibaozhehuashuwangzheliangren，qieshengshengdao，“baba...kebukeyibuyaoqujianshengshengayi？”
babazhouzhemei，“niyeyaoxuenimaneisipilailiandexingwei？shengshengayishinidejiumingenren！nibunengbuzhientubao！”
wozhidao，ruguocishibabalikailezheili，neimebabamamazhijiandeguanxiyidinghuichuxianliefeng。
suoyiwohaishipushangquyibazhuazhuzhunbeilikaidenanrenshituliuzhuta。
kequehaishibeitawuqingdejizhengtuokaile。
mamachuixiatoubunu，faneryilianqiexidiwangzhewo，“kanba，nibababuyaonile~”
fangfoxianzaifashengdeyiqiedoushitasuoxiwangdeyiyang，qiexidemoyangkandelingwofeichangyihuo。
wokuhualelianzhanzaiyuandiwangzhebabaliqudebeiying。
zheishiyilianchuandedanmushunjianpiaolechulai：
【sizhanan，duokankandanmulidezijiba，jianzhibiguipianhaiyaojingcai！】
【haijiumingenren！zheijiekoukezhenlaotao，nibushizaojiuhaiqingneigeenqinglema？xiangchuguizhishuo！】
【chuguihaiyoulile，yaoshiwozhijieshangquyigedazuibazi，ranhouxiaosazhuanshenlikai。】
【jiushi！wojiashuranbaobeimeilenizheigezhanan，haiyouwomendenanpeidanzeni！dengtaliangzaiyiqinijiujinqingzhuiqiba！】
【danzejianzhijiushirenjianlixiang，weilenvzhushoushenruyuananliantalehaojinian。zhenbumingbaiweishenmetabushinanzhu......】
单泽？
neibushibabadepengyouma？
nanbuchengtayexihuanmama？
那妈妈呢？
会不会也喜欢他？
ruguomamaheneigejiaodanzederenxianghuxihuanneiwozenmeban？
zhongrenjianxinlangliqu，fenfenjiaotoujieerzhe，
“zheishizenmehuishi？xinlangguanzenmezoule？”
“hainengzenmele！linshenghuiguolebei！”
“guorantishenyongyuandoushitishen，genbenbibushangbaiyueguangyidian。”
tamenyueshuowoyueshengqi，chongshangqianjiuhouchulesheng。
“mamacaibushitishen！nimenhushuo！babahenaiwomamade！”
tamenxiangkanxiaohuayiyangkanzhewo，biaoqingyiliandebuxie，
“nibabayaoshizhenainimamaweishenmezhidaoniwusuicaijiehun？”
“yaoshizhenainimamaweishenmexianzaihuipaoxiaxinniangqujichangjietadebaiyueguang？”
renqunzhongyouyourenxilideshuozhe，“dangnianyaobushinimashualeguijishengxialeni，burantazenmekenengdaizainibashenbianzheimejiu。”
wobeitamenduideyakouwuyan，zhinengniutouqiuzhumama。
ketaquexiangshizaojiuliaodaozheiyangdeqingkuang，yiranjueranditizhequnbaichaotaixiadenanrenzouqu。
tazoudehenshiqingkuai，jiuhaoxiangshiranleyiyang。
jinjiezhewojiutingjianlezuibuxiangtingjiandeyijuhua，
“niyuanyiquwoma？fanzhengxianzaichagexinlang。”
neinanrenzhengshidanmulisuoshuodekuqingnaner——danze。
mamashuodelisuodangran，jiuhaosizhiyaotatichulai“jiehun”zheigenanrenjiuhuitongyiyiyang。
zhengdangwohaizaihaipazheigebeidanmuchengweinanerdedanzetongyiyaoquwomashi，wohaoxiangtingdaoletadexinsheng：
【dajie，nimeishiba！fangzhehaohaodeliangjianvwobuqu，qunizheigeliyidaiwaerderen？woshiyoushenmexinshixiangbukaima？】
2.
kexianshiqueshi......
“shuranwobunengchenrenzhiwei，zheishibuduide；zhunidechangsuoyuan、xingfukuaile。”
shuowanshenzhihaishanqingdehualuoleyidiyanlei。
yaobushiwonengtingdaotadexinsheng，gujiwoyejuedetazhendeshiweiwomamakaolv。
zhengdangwohaichuyuzhenjingshi，woyoutingjianletadexinsheng:
【shuobailejiushibuxiangquni！woshiele，danbushishenmedouchidexia！】
【yitiantiande，benlaidanggenpcjiufan，xitongjinzhengxiedianshier，nanzhubuyaotalecaixiangqiyouwozheimegenaner，ganqingwoshijianbierenbuyaodelaji？】
【zaishuole，woqingwenni？nizenmequedingwoyidinghuiquni？nishinalaideyongqi？】
【yiqundiangongdianpo！doujilaozigun！】
woyilianyihuowangzhezheigejiaodanzedenanren。
xinxiangweishenmetahuibiaolibuyi？
mingmingbuxihuanmamaquezhuangzuoyifuxintengtademoyang？
danwobuguanneimeduo，xiangfanhenqingxingtabuxihuanmama，zheiyangwodebabamamajiunengyizhizaiyiqile。
danzesihuchajueyourenzaikanta，weiweicetouchaowokanlai。
mingmingtazhangdemeiyouwobabashuai，dantaneishuangtaohuayanquerangwoshenshixihuan。
kenengshigexiaohaidouxihuanpiaoliangdedongxiba。
mamameixiangdaodanzehuijujue，limayifuaimeidemoyangpazaitadeerbianshuozhe，
“zhishiyanxieryi，zhihougaifenfangshuidefenfangshui，womenhubuganrao。”
shuowanlimaqishen，yanshenyegenzhebiandewenqingleqilai。
zheizaiwairenkanlai，jiuhaoxiangwomazhendebuaiwobaleyiyang。
danzebeiqideetouqingjinbaoqidanhaishibaochishenshifengdu。
“weishenmeyaozheimezuo？jiuzhishiweileqiyehang？neiniyoumeiyouxiangguoxiaoajing？taneimexiaonizenmenengrenxin？”
jianmamahedanzetanjidaowo，wolianmangzhandeduanzheng。
sheizhimamajiexialaidehuaquepolewoyipenlengshui，
“yaobushidangchushengleta，wonengyibeizibeikunzaiyehangdeshenbianma？wohentasuoyiweishenmewohaiyaokaolvdaota？”
buganxiangxiangzheishicongwomamazuilishuochulaidehua。
woniejinyibaiwudizirongdizhanzaiyuandizuiliqienuonuodao，“mama，ajingyidinghuiguaiguaitinghuade，mamabuyaotaoyanwo......”
【jiuzheihainvzhu？xitongniyoumeiyougaocuo！kelianxiaoajinga！】
【zaishuole，bushinishilexiazuoshouduanshengmizhuchengshufancaiyoudexiaoajingma？zenmehaidaodayipa？】
danzedexinlihuarushujinruwodenaohai，suiranbudongqizhongdeyisi，danwohaishimeiyouyongqitaitoukanxiangtamen。
eryuanbenananjingjingdedanmushunjianzaodongleqilai：
【kukuku！jiuzhidaoku！nvzhudefuqidoubeinikumeilehaiku！】
【zhananbabadeerzigujiyeshigexiaozhanan，nvzhuzanyebuyaotale，niguaiguaihenanerxiuenaiqisinanzhuba！】
【naneryeshi，rangniqujiuqu，feishenmehua！duoshi！】
【denghenanerzaiyiqile，nvzhujiuzhuanxingaoshiyeba，daoshihourangnanzhugaopanbuqi!】
3.
mamaweizhouzhemeichuitoukanzhewo，
“xianzainikaixinleba！nibababuyaowole，suoyourendoupaoqilewo，niyaowozenmeban！nizenmeneimehen！”
tadeyuqiyane，yibajiangwotuijinledanzedehuaili。
“jirannibababuyaowomenmuziliang，neiniwoyebuyaole！”
shuowanyongshoumokaiyanjiaomoxuyoudeyanleibianlikaizheili。
danmulidewenzifenfenkuamamashigenadeqifangdexiadedanvzhu，fenfenxiwangtazaizhihoudezhuiqihuozangchanglibuyaoyuanliangbaba。
gengyoushenzhishuo，woshibabazhihouzhuiqihuozangchangdegongju：
【nvzhuzheishiguyideba！guyijiangzijierzidiujinaner，shizeshiweilerangnanzhuchicuba！】
【woyejuede，nixiangxiangzijideerzijuranzaiqingdineili，yaoshiwogaodidefafeng！】
【jinvzhuzheibocaozuodiangezan！wojiuxihuankanlianggenanrenweinvzhuchicu！】
【naneryezhenshidehailengzheganshenme，quzhuia！】
wozhengzhazhexiangyaocongdanzedehuailizhengtuokai，kequebeitasisibaozaihuaili。
tajiaxingxingdao，“guai！nimamabushibuaini，zhishihenxintong，zijixinaidenanrenjuranzaizheimezhongyaodechanghequzhaotadebaiyueguang，meishi，danshushuyangni。”
shizeneixinxi：【wufannaodangdie，tianshangdiaoxianbingle！】
【zhangdezhenkeai，fangxinshuyidinghuihaohaotengnide～wodeguaierzi！】
wotaoyanzheiyangxuweideta，yikouyaozailetadebojingchu，
“huaishushu！huaishushu！wuwuwuwu......woyaomama！woyaomama！”
zaiwoyoukuyounaodeqingkuangxia，wohaishibeidanzedaihuilejia。
zuozaishafashang，wokanzhetayongmianqiancashizhebeiwoyaoshangdebojingyouxiedanxin，“tengma？”
ertashunshiyanlexiaqu，wuzhezijidebozijiuchaowomaican，
“ketengsiwole，xiaoxiaonianjiyakoudaotinghaodea。”
【ai！neiliangdiangongdianpozuoyaobiedaizhehaizia，yixiangdaozhihouzheihaizidiebutengniangbuaideshenzhihaibeinvzhuzuochuzibizheng，xiangxiangjiutingkeliande。】
suiranwobuzhidaozibizhengshishenmeyisi，dantingdaotashuowomeidieniangaiwobiankongzhibuzhudehoulechulai，“nicaidiebutengniangbuai！”
danzeshunjianzuozhileshenzi，“sha？wokemeishuoa，nibieluanshuowumiewoa！”
【zheihaizinanbuchengnengtingdaowodexinlihua？】
【xiaoajing？rangshushudangnibabahaobuhao？】
【shushushihaoren，buhuichilenide！】
wobulihuita，guiguijujudizuozaishafashang。
4.
huoxushiyinweiwoshixiaohaizideyuangu，buyihuierwodeyanpijiukaishidajiale。
shuimengzhong，wohaoxiangganjuezijibeirenbaozailehuaili，suijijinruleyigewennuandebeiwo。
dengdaodiertianxinglaideshihoucaizhidaowobeidanzebaozaihuailishuileyigewanshang。
我羞死了。
yiwangbabahemamazhihuirangwozijidanduyigerenshui，congbuhuizheiyangbaozhewo。
erzheigecaijianguojicimiandenanrenjurannengsiwujidandibaozhewoshui。
wochengzheshangbanshenkanzhemianqiandenanren：suirannibushihuairen，dannishigeqiguaibieniu......youbiaolibuyideren。
zaoshangyiqichuangwojiucoudaoledanshushugenqian，xiwangtakeyidaiwoquzhaowodebabamama。
可他却一脸为难。
jiantabudayingwobiantangzaidishangsapodagun，zhidaotafanlecaidiantoutongyidaiwoqujiantamen。
yichanghaohuajiuhuishang，danzeqianzhewodeshouchuansuoyurenqunzhong。
woyiyanbiankandaoshenzhebanzhengxizhuangdebaba。
“爸爸！”
wofeisudichaotabenqu，suijipujintadehuaili。
“baba，wohaoxiangnia，nishenmeshihoujieajinghuijiaa？haiyoubabashenmeshihouhewoyiqiquzhaomama？woxiangmamale！”
babajianwoyitidaomama，yuanbenxiaoxixidelianshunjianjianglexialai，“zhaotaganshenme？tameigeyuebudouhuizuozheimegejitianma？rangtazuo，zuogoulejiuhuihuilai。”
“duile！zuotianzoudecongmang，tingbierenshuonimayoupaoqinichuqulangle，neinishizenmehuijiade？”
wobuganhuidazijizhuzaidanshushujia，patawuhui，suoyisahuangshuoshizijizouhuijiade。
babamizheyanjingshangxiadaliangwo，jiuzaiwoyiweizijizhuoliedeyanjiyaobeichaichuanhou，tapailepaiwodenaodai。
“hao！neijintianniyezijihuijiaba，yinweibabajintianyaodaishengshengayiquyiyuanzuojiancha。”
我生气了。
kuhongleshuangyanzhiwenta，weishenmeyaoyizhiguanzhaoneigeshengshengayi，erbuguanwohemama。
“shengshengayiweishenmeyaohuiguo，tajiuyinggaiyizhidaizaiguowai！zheiyangbabamamajiubuhuichaojia，jiubuhuibuliajing！”
meixiangdaobabaqueyifanchangtaididuiwofahuo，shenzhihaidalewoyibazhang。
yiwangtazhihuibanuqibiezaixinli，congbuhuiduiwodongshoujiaomeixiangdaozheicijuran......
nandaoneigenvrenzhendeshibabadexintouhao？
wowuzhebeidazhongdebanzhangliankusangchulesheng，“baba...wotaoyanni！wotaoyanni！wuwuwu......”
5.
taxiangshiyishidaoleshenme，gangxiangyaoanweiwo，quebeiwoduokai。
tawunaitanxidao，“ajing，suirangennishuozheixienihaibumingbai，danniyinggaiyaozhidaodangchushisheijiangnicongdaitushoulijiuxiade！shengshengayikeshinidejiumingenren；bierenhuoxukeyiduitazhizhidiandian，keniyongyuanmeiyouzige！”
woweiqudikuhongleshuangyan，lianliandiantou。
“我错了！爸爸！”
嘀嗒！嘀嗒！
wuhuitingxiangqileyinle，shenshimenkaishiyaoqingzijidewubanshangtaiyiqitiaowu。
zhanzaigeloushang，woyiyanjiukanjianrenqunzhongdemama。
tayixiyanlidehongsezhangqun，xiangduodaicidemeigui；meideqinglengguao。
babayekanjianleta，keneizhanglianqueheideyaosi。
“youzhengshenmeyaoezi？sheitmyaoqingtalaide！wobushishuolema，buyaoshenmeamaoagoudoufangjinlai！”
yipangdefuwushenglianliandaoqian，“yexiansheng，shi...shiyinweishu**youqingtiewomencaiqingtajinlaide。”
babayuqigengshiyinchen，“wodoumeijiguota，tanalaide！”
yishizhijian，qifengangawubi。
zheishi，changneideyinleyejiaranerzhi。
yiwuwanbi，mamaqingkaozaiwubanjianshangtaitouchaobabaweiweixiaolexiao。
danmuyejiuzheishicengcengmaolechulai：
【meinvjiejienihaopiaoliang，xiatounanzhuchiculeba，nilaopogenrenpaoge~tabuyaonige~】
【zheimemeidenvezhenshibianyixingyedeneixiaozile！】
【kannanzhuzheibeimizhedemoyang，zhenshigougaibulechishi，kendinghouhuisilexianzai。】
babaxialelouzhibentaneiqu，“shuranzhuyiyingxiang，datingguangzhongdenihaodaishiyigehaizidema，shenmegaizuoshenmebugaizuoniyaozhidao。”
danmuqingyisedemapingzaidushuaxin：
【gounanren，haizhuyiyingxiang，nihenvershouwanshouchuchangdeshihouyoumeiyouxiangguozhuyiyingxiang，guanwomennvzhuganshenme！】
【wokannanzhujiushixiaonaoweisuole，zijidecuochuyidianbushuo，daozhuazhunvzhuyidunjiaoyu，kezhenxiatou！】
【kenimenmeifaxiannanzhuzilixingjianbiaoxiandedoushijidudefakuangma。】