爱是荒诞不经
《爱是荒诞不经》 小说介绍
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woweilejiuchengshazhongdandanglesanniandezhiwuren。
tameitianshouzaibingchuangqianduiwofashi，cishengfeiwobujia，jueduibuhuigufuwo。
nengxiadidediyishijian，chengshamaixiayizuodaoyusonglejiwo。
zhaokaifabuhuixiangsuoyourenxuangaowomenyaojiehundexiaoxi。
tabaozhejidongdekulechulai，shenqingdishuo，“afeng，wodengzheitiandengletaijiutaijiule。”
“dengnishentihuifujianquanzanmenmashangjiujiehunhaobuhao，woyikedoudengbulele。”
wokanzhetashenqingjuanliandeyangzi，jianmobuyu。
tabuzhidao，woxinglaidediyijianshijiushiyaohetahuaqingjiexian。
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“ayou，zheiduanshijianliwozoubianlesuoyoudangchuwomenyuedingyaoqudedifang，zuozulegonglve，dengzanmenqudumiyuedeshihouzaiyiqiquyici。”chengshayiweizaiwoshenbian，buduanhuadongzheshoujipingmu，jiwozhanshizheisanniantaquguodeguojia。
xiaodeneimewenrouhexu，yanmeiwanwanquanshiaiyi。
jinlaihuanyaodehushidouzaiqiaoshenggantan，“chengzongduinanpengyouyetaihaoleba，yiliansannianshouzaibingchuangbianshang，sheinengzuodaozheizhongdibu。”
dianshideyulexinwenyezaibobaozhechengshajingtiandiqiguishendeshenqing。
zheigeweiaikushousanniandeduojinnvzongcai，neifenshenqingbeiwajuechulai，shoudaolezhongrenzhuipeng。
erwoquexingzhiqueque，lianjuhuiyingdehuayelandeshuo。
chengshajinwolewodeshou，liangyanhanleidishuo，
“dengnichuyuanwojiuzhaokaijizhefabuhuixuanbuzanmenhunqi，woyitiandoudengbuleleayou。”
womomojiangshouchouchu，kanxiangtashoujipingmu，lengbudingshuo，
“zheixieguojiashiniyigerenqudema？”
chengshawojinwodeshoumingxiandunzhule，guolejimiaozhihoucaixiaozhejieshi，
“duia，zheikeshidangchuzanmenyuedinghaodedifang，wonalishededaibierenyiqi。”
qishizaitahuadongpingmudediyizhangzhaopianli，wojiukandaoleluzhiyaodeshenying。
suiranmeiyouzhijiepaidaozhenglian，danluodijinglizheshechulaideneigezhichuanletiaosijiao**denanren，shizaitaihaofenbianle。
ertaquexuanzelemiansebugaidesahuang。
wobiekaiyankanxiangchuangwai，yanzhongyizhensuanse，“neijiuhao。”
chengshajiwoweilekoujitang，jiangshoujizhijiedijiwo，rangwozijifanyuetalvyoupaideneixiezhaopian。
wosuiyigundong，quewuyihuadaoleyizhangtayuluzhiyaodehezhao。
shiyizhangzaichuangshang、tayiweizailuzhiyaojingjiandeshuiyanzhaopian。
erriqizhengshizaiwohuifunengxiadizoulu，tahesuoyourenxuanbuwomenjiehunxiaoxideneitian。
“zenmela？kandaonageguojiale，yaobuyaowozheigedaoyoulaibangnijiangjiejiangjie？”tazhengxiaozheyoushengleshaojitang，zhengzhunbeisongdaowozuibian，cetoukandaolezheizhangzhaopian。
shuangshoudoudeshaozidouwobuzhu，padayishengdiaodaoledishang。
taxunsuduoguoshoujiguanxilepingmu，jinzhangdeyanshenpiaohu。
“zheizhangzhaopianshizhiqianyourenpshecheng，luanfazaoyaowoheluzhiyaoguanxide，wobaocunzhedengzhezhaolvshigaota，wangjishanchule。”
tayizhidaliangzhewodeshenqing，zaikanwoyoumeiyouxiangxintadehua。
womeiyouchuopotadehuangyan，zhijuedeyouweikexiao。
tatangtangchengshizongcai，shouxiasanjiashangshigongsi，yousheiganyongzheimediliedeshouduanzaoyaota。
danxiaozheshuo，“ng，yikanjiushijiade。”chengshatinghoumingxiansongleyikouqi，youxiaozhezuodaobingchuangbian，duanqilewan，
“nixiangxinwojiuhao，zaihekoujitangba。”
wopiekailetou，dandandishuo，“nile，buxianghele。”
“hao，neijiubuhele，woxiawujinibaoqitadetang。”
tafangfomeiyouyidianpiqi，quanranganshoubudaowodelengmo，xiaozhejixushuoqiuhundeshi。
yishenglaitongzhiwomenkeyichuyuandeshihou，chengshabisheidoujidong，yizhichanfuzhewo，wenroudishuo，
“huijiazhihouwodehaohaojinibubu，nixianzaishoudewokanzhedouxinteng。”
taziguzidizaishuo，haoxiangzaimibukuobieyijiudesannian。
gangdakaifujiashimen，tashouji**huranxiangqi。
chuiyansaoleyiyanbeizhu，wenroudiduiwoshuo，
“dengwoyihui，wojiegedianhua。“
tapiaolewoliangyan，zoudaoliangmikaiwaidedifangcaijietingledianhua，biaoqingkanqilaixiangdangbunaifan。
meiguoliangfenzhongbianguaduanledianhua，chaowoguolaimanlianqianjiudedaoqian，
“ayou，bunengsongnihuijiale，gongsineibianchuledianshiqing，wodeganguoquyitang，rangsijiguolaijienihaoma？”
wodanrandidiantou，“meishi，gongsideshiqingyaojin。”
chengshazhangkaishuangbeibaozhuwo，zaiwolianshangqinleyikou，xiaodewenrou，
“ayou，wochengshazhenshishangbeizijidecaiyouleyigezheimehaodenanpengyou。”
wochechunyixiao，xinlimomoxiang，henkuaiwojiubuhuizaishinanpengyouzheigeshenfenle。
“快去吧。”
dajichengshadeneitongdianhuadebeizhuwokandaole，shiluzhiyao。
taziyiweiyongshuliyanfanweizhuangdehenhao，qishiwozaojiukanchuanletameijianzangbuzhudeguanqiezhiyi。
lianggexiaoshizhihou，wochakanletadedingwei。
是在路之尧家里。
bingqiexitongshangxianshizhe，tazheigeyuequlezheigesuozaiweizhishisanci。
zheihaishidangchutadanyouwozaiyiguotaxiangzoudiujiwobangdingdedingweixitong。
xianzaiqueyonglaichakantaqulebiedenanrenjiali。
简直讽刺荒诞。
kanzhemanchengshileddapingshang，quanshitoupingzhetaneiduanxuanbuwomenjiehundexinwenfabuhui。
bushaorenzhuliuxialaigantan，shuotashigedazhedenglongzhaobuzhedehaonvren。
haiyoutashifenzhongqianjiwofalaidexiaoxi，manmandeguanqie。
[gongsishiqingyoudianjishou，chulijieshuyinggaidewanshangle，nibiedengwo，kunlejiuzaodianxiuxi。]
[yaojidechi，nalibushufujiujiwodadianhua，womashangtuidiaoshiqinghuilai。]
zheixietaotianbanzhengmingtaduiwohaodeyiqie，hetasuochudeweizhidingweixiangyingjiaocuochuxianzaiwodeyandi。
wozhijuedexinzhongyipiantuiran，kebeiyoukexiao。
chengshahaiaiwoshizhende，danyebufangaitaaishanglebieren。
daojiazhihou，wobotongleneigeshuxidehaoma，dianhuahenkuaibeijietong，
“nishenbianhaiyouwodeweizhima？”neibianchuanlaidididixiaosheng，zhuliushuo，
“suishigonghounidedaolai，wobangnidingpiao，houtiankeyima？”
wodayingzhihouguaduanledianhua，kaishishoushiqiledongxi。
jialihesannianqianbaochizheyizhideyangzi，qinglvbei、qinglvshuiyi、kuangqilaidehezhao，meiyijiandouzaizhanxianzhewohechengshacengjingdeenai。
gangzhongdanhunmideneiduanshijian，woyixizhiyouyidiandanbodeyishi，tingdejianchengshakuzhezaihanwodemingzi。
woxiangyaowotadeshou，quefaxianzijigenbenmeiyouliqi。
chengshameitianyileiximian，zaibingchuangbianshuo，dengwoxinglaijiugenwojiehun，zheibeiziquanxinquanyiduiwoyigeren。
huoxu，zhendeshitadekusuyouyong，wodeyishijianjianqingxileqilai。
kechengshaquebianle，talaibingfangdecishujianshao，meicizuoxiajiushiwanshoujihuifuxiaoxi。
haihuixiaozhedadianhuajirendiaoqing，shuoyiqiqulvyou，yiqichilenajiacanting。
erduimiandenanren，zhengshiluzhiyao。
woqinyanjianzhetacongtarubingfangjiukuqi，daohoulaizhiguzhexiaozhedaziliaotian。
congzuikaishidadianhuahanluzhiyaodaming，daohoumianchengleayaodeqinnichenghu。
neigeshihou，wojiuqingchudemingbai。
chengshasuiranshouzaiwodeshenbian，danshitayijingbianxinle。
neixiesuoweizhuanmenjiwomaidedaoyu，qishishiliangnianqiantasongjiluzhiyaodeshengriliwu，feiwuliyongbale。
wowukenaihe，zhinengjingjingtingzhetahebiedenanrenenai，queshenmeyezuobule。
yidiandiancongbeifen、weiqu、xinsuandaolerujinxinrusihuidedibu。
zhengzhengliangniandeshijian，zhongyurangwojieshoulezheigecanrendeshishi。
wochumenqububanqianzheng，jingguonaoshiqu，yipianxuanxiaorenaodeshengyin。
woshunzheneitoukanguoqu，shiyigeqiuhunxianchang。
ernvzhujiaozhengshishuozaigongsidechengsha，nanzhujiaomeiyouliwai，shiluzhiyao。
chengshazhengdanxiguizaidishang，shuangshoupengzheyishumeiguiduiluzhiyaodashenggaobai，
“woaini！rangwomenweilaixieshouyishenghaoma？！”
neiqingshenzhijideyangzi，rangwoxintouyici。
dajiafenfenkanqilerenao，saolaisaoqushixianluozaiwoshenshang，jingtan，
“nibushichengzongdenanpengyouma？aiyanikankanchengzongduoyouxinyi，haitedizhuarenlaicaipaiqiuhun。”
tadeshenqinglianduibierenqiuhundoukeyibeilijieweicaipai。
wozhengzhengdibeilurentuisangjiruzuizhongxindeweizhi。
chengshazhengzaijiluzhiyaodaijiezhi，zaijiandaowodeneiyimiaoyouxieshiliaoweiji，taxiaorongyouxiejiang，congmangbianjie，
“woheluzhiyaozhengzaipailianqiuhunni，nibiewuhuileayou。”
wojixiaolesheng，kanzhetalianshangyangaibuzhudejinzhang，tantedeshouzhisuochengyituan。
luzhiyaoduiwogoujiandabei，xiaodeqingmieyoufangsi，
“youge，nikankanchengzong，dazhoumodehairangwochulaipeitacaipaiqiuhunni，duozhongshiniya。”
youdaizhemojixiaozaiwoerbianshuo，
“chengzongshuojiusuanyaoqiuhunyeshixiangenwoqiu，wotedixuandezheichurenaodifangdengzhenilaini。”
tadaizhejiezhideneizhishouqueyouyiwuyidehuangdongxianbai。
woqingchudikandao，neishineikuanyirenzhiyouyigeminge，yishengzhinengdingzhiyicidehunjie。
chengshacengshuoguo，denghewodinghundeshihou，jiudaiwoqutiaoxuanneijiadejiezhi，zuoyimeidushuyuwodejiezhi。
kexianzai，tayijingbazheiweiyidemingejileluzhiyao。
jingxidedamozhixiakandechulzysangedaxiezimu。
henxianran，zheigenbenbushicaipai。
shichengshatedijitatiaoxuandejiezhi，tedianpaidechangdi，dazhecaipaimingyideyicihonghonglieliedeqiuhun。
wolengdandejiangtashoupiekai，jifengdishuo，
“nengjinimaidingzhidejiezhi，chengzongyetingzhongshinide。”
chengshamanlianhuangluan，zhejidichongguolaizuanzhuwodeshoujieshi，
“ayou，bietingtahushuo，neimeijiezhishiweilecaipaizhunbeide，jiushisuishoumaideeryi。”
dingzhidejiezhigongyidoudeyaosangeyueqibu，zenmekenengshisuishoumaide。
wochenmolepianke，kanzhechengshajuedexinzhongyipianbeiliang。
tahaoxianghaiaiwo，keneidianaiyoubuzuyizhichengzhuanyi。
“我先回家了。”
wolengzhelianjiangyichangnaojushuaizaileshenhou，chengshazhuileshanglai。
tajiaojideyanleidoudiaolexialai，gengyanzheshuo，
“ayou，wogentazhendemeishenmede，nixiangxinwo......”wokeyiwushiletaweiweizhongqidehongchun，haiyoulimianbuheshendenanshichenyi。
danranshuo，“ng，woxiangxinni。”
huidaojia，wocaifaxianbaoliduoleyizhiluyinbi。
haiyouzhangtiezhixiezhe，[xiangzhidaochengshashizenmepingjianidema？]
wozhidaozheishiluzhiyaodejiezuo，youyulehuimeiyouxuanzebofang。
chengshaweiletaohaowomeiyouzaichumen，zaijiazuolemanzhuozidecai，
“ayou，chifanla，jintianwonaeryebuqu，jiuzaijiapeizheni。”
woxunsujiangluyinbishouleqilai，qulecanzhuo。
chengshashuoqingzhuwohuifuhelebushaojiu，haimeichiwanfanjiuyijingyouxiezuiyile。
tabaozhuwowenleshanglai，qingshengshuo，
“ayou，nizhidaoma？wohaoaihaoaini。”
tahenzhudong，wenrouderangwoyidiandianlunxianqizhong，qingdongshifentashuo，
“ayou，zanmenyaogehaiziba，woxiangyougeshuyuwomenaiqingjiejingdebaobao。”
wowangzhetadeyanjing，haosizhendenengcongzhongkandaojifenaiyi。
tajiekailewodechenshanniukou，yibianbianzhongfuzheshuo，taaiwo，henaihenai。
yifurengzaidishang，luyinbidiaoluolechulai，wuyijianzhuangdaokaiguanbofanglelimiandeneirong。
kaitoushichengshajiaomeidechuanxisheng，yeshitongyangwenroudeyuqizaishuo，ai。
zhishiduixiangbianchengleluzhiyao。
wohunshenfazhanyanetuikailetazuozhileqilai。
chengshabeiwotuikaizhihou，shaoweiqingxingleyidian，shicuodiwangxiangwo。
luyinbihaizaijixubofangma，luzhiyaowen，
“nizuiaidenanrenshiwohaishiqiyou？”
chengshameiyoupiankeyouyu，“shini。”
“neinihaiyaogentajiehun，jiehunzhihouhaihuixiangxianzaizheiyangdaiwochuqulvyou、meitiandoulaiwojiayicima？”chengshaxiaole，“nijuedewoduitahuiyouaima？danglesannianzhiwurenyepeidedaowodeai。buguanjiebujiehun，woyongyuandoubukenengpaoqini。”
xuweidejiamianzhongyuzaizheiyikebeigongranjiechuan。
chengshahuangmangdifanzhaoluyinbiguanbileshengyuan，banguizaidishang，yankuangtonghongdiduiwoshuo，
“zheigeyinpin......shibierenhechengde，yeshixiangzaoyaowoheluzhiyaodeguanxi，ayou......”
tashenzhizhaolezheiyangyigepiejiaodeliyoulaiqipianwo。
womianwubiaoqingkanzheta，xinzhongfanqiyizhenexinfanwei。
dandanpietayiyan，“nideshenqingyangoulemeiyou？”
chengshalengzhulejimiaozhong，yanleizhibuzhudediao，zhejidejixujieshi，“nitingwoshuoayou......”
woyanedizhanleqilaiyuanlita，zhengzhongqishididuitaxuangao，
“chengsha，womenfenshouba。”