阿姨们，我们真的在谈了！
《阿姨们，我们真的在谈了！》 小说介绍
shenqinghelushishiyiweixinhuaizhengyidenianqingzhentan，zaichenguangsaranchuangzuodexiaoshuo《ayimen，womenzhendezaitanle！》zhong，tajiangmianduiyixiliepushuomilidemoushaanjian。fuyouzhihuihedongchalideshenqinghelushibuduanpojiexiansuo，jieshizhenxiangbeihouyinzangdeyinmou。zheibuyanqingxiaoshuojinzhangciji，chongmantuilihexuanyiyuansu，【hemiao】：“shoudao。（biaoqingbao：okshoushi）”【l】：“zhouribangwan18:15，shequxiaochaoshicaigou，‘ouyu’liuayigailv67.4%。shizhang……bijiangdaijiduzheyixiangbudaodejingxihezhenhan。
《阿姨们，我们真的在谈了！》 阿姨们，我们真的在谈了！第1章 免费试读
shenqingherenshengzhongdiyicitihuidao“shehuixingsiwang”deqianzou，shizaiyigeyangguanghaodeguofen、fangfozhuanmenyonglaichentuotalangbeidezhouliuzaochen。
zuikuihuoshoushitaneizhifeishuoqieduiyiqiedongtaiwutibaoyoujidareqingdeyingduanlanmao——yuanbao。
shiqingfashengdehenturan。tazhishikaimenxiangquyixiazuowanaoyehuahuashixiadandezaocanwaimai，baozhuangdaimocamenkuangdexiweishengxiang，quebuzhizendijingdonglezhengtanzaimaopajiashangsikaomaoshengdeyuanbao。yexushiduijianbingguozidexiangqichanshenglebugaiyoudehaoqi，yexuchuncuishipangdetaiwuliaoxiangzhaodianlezi，neituolansederouqiuyiyuqitixingjibuxiangfudeminjie，“sou”diyishengcongmenfenglicuanlechuqu。
“元宝！回来！”
shenqinghedecanjiaokazaihoulongli，yishouhailinzhedizhetianmianjiangdejianbingguozi，lingyizhishoutulaodishenxiangloudao。huiyingtadezhiyouyuanbaoneifei**xiaoshizailoutiguaijiaodecanying，yijihuankuaide、dongdongdongdexialousheng。
完蛋！这逆子！
tanaoziliwengdeyisheng，shenmechahuaxiangao、shenmezhoumobujuejihuashunjianhuifeiyanmie。naozilizhishengxiaxiaoquyezhuqunlineixieyinweichongwusuididaxiaobianeryinfadezhangdashubaitiaodejiliebianlun，yijiwuyezuixinzhangtiede、mojihaimeigantoude《wenmingyangchonggongyue》。
xingxiang？bucunzaide。shenqinghedingzheyitouluanzaozaodewanzitou，shenshangshixideyoudianfajiudepikaqiushuiyi，jiaoshangcaizheyizhituoxie，lingyizhidagaihailiuzaixuanguan。tayibaimichongcidesuduzhuilexiaqu，jianbingguozixianggeqizhiyiyangzaitashoulijuewangdiyaohuang。
“yuanbao！nizaipaozheigeyuedexiaoyuganquanmeile！woshuodaozuodao！”
qingchendexiaoquanjingdezhishengxianiaojiaohetapoyindehuhan。tazhuizheneimolinghuodelanseshenyingchuanguozhongxinhuayuan，raoguojianshenqicaiqu，yankanzheyuanbaoyigejizhuanwan，chongxiang——
砰！
menxiangbansuizheyishengdichende“wu”。
shenqinghechabuzhuche，zhizhizhuangshangleyidu……e，wennuande、lvedaidanxingde“qiang”。shoulidejianbingguozituoshouerchu，zaikongzhonghuachuyidaoyoumeidepaowuxian，“paji”yixia，jingzhundihuzaile“qiang”shang。
不，那不是墙。
neishiyigechuanzhehuiseyundongfu、shencaigaodadenanren。tayuanbenzhengyisibugoudijiangyizhangzhanxindeshequtongzhitiedaogonggaolanshang，shoulihainazhejiaodaihewenjianjia，biaoqingyansudexiangshizaijinxingmouzhongjingmiyiqidiaoshi。
cike，tadongzuojiangzhu，huanhuandixiatou。
xiongkou，huanghuhudejiangzhi、lvsedeshengcai、suiliedecuibingzhengyanzhezhiliaobucuodeyundongfuhuanhuanxiahua，liuxiayitiaoyounide、sanfazheshiwuxiangqidehenji。ertajiaobian，wenjianjiahejiyedayinzhisanluoyidi，beifengchuidehuahuazuoxiang。
zuikuihuoshouyuanbao，zechenjicengleyixiananrendekutui，miaowuyisheng，minjieditiaoshangyipangdezhangyi，waizhenaodai，shibuguanjidikaishitianzhuazi。yangguangsazaitayouguangshuihuadepimaoshang，yipaisuiyuejinghao。
“dui、duibuqi！zhendefeichangduibuqi！”shenqinghehunfeiposan，lianshunjianhongdaoergen，shoumangjiaoluandixiangzhaozhijin，quefaxianshuiyigenbenmeiyoukoudai。tazhihaotulaodiyongshouxiangqudandiaoneixiewuzi，jieguofanerbajiangzhimodegengjunyunle。
nanrentaiqiyan，meitouningchengleyigeqingxide“chuan”zi。tadeyanshenhenruili，daizheyizhongbeidaraohenongzangdongxihoudemingxianbuyue，zhoushensanfazhe“shengrenwujin”dediqiya。
“nidemao？”tadeshengyinhetaderenyiyang，meishenmewendu，shenzhiyoudianlengying。
“shishishi，wodewode！wozheijiuzhuazhuta！yifu……yifuwopei！ganxihuozhemaixindedouxing！”shenqinghehenbudeyuandiwagedongzuanjinqu，yuwuluncidibaozheng，ranhouzhuanshenjiuqupuzhangyishangdeyuanbao。
yuanbaoxianranbazheidangchenglexinyouxi，qingyingyitiao，duokaitademozhua，fanertiaodaolegonggaolanshang，weibadeyidisaozhegangtiehaodetongzhi。
“xialai！”shenqinghejile。
nanrenxianranyeduizheizhiwufawutiandemaorennaidaolejixian，tashitushenshoubamaoganxialai，yimiantajingxintiehaodetongzhibeimaozhuasipo。
yushi，changmianchedishikong。
yigechuanzhehuajishuiyi、toufalingluandenvren，heyigexiongkouhuzhejianbing、liansetieqingdenanren，weizhexiaoqugonggaolanshangyanleyichangshoumangjiaoluan、zhiwaluanjiaoderenmaodazhan。tongzhibeichewaile，jiaodaigundaoledishang，yuanbaoxingfendeshangcuanxiatiao。
jiuzaishenqinghejihuyaobaozhuyuanbao，ernanrenshitufuzhenggonggaolanshi——
“哎呦喂~”
yishengkeyilazhangde、chongmanlejingxihelerandegantancongbuyuanchuchuanlai。
时间仿佛瞬间静止。
shenqinghehelushitongshijiangyingdizhuanguotou。
zhijianxiaoqulizhumingde“xinxishuniuzhongxin”、guangchangwulingwuliuayi，zhenglinzheyilanshuilinglingdeshucaizhanzaijibukaiwai，lianshangyangyizheyizhong“kedaole”decanlanxiaorong，yanshenzaitamenliangrenheneizhizhongyuanjingxialaidemaozhijianlaihuiqunxun。
kankanlangbeidanliandanhongpupudeshenqinghe，zaikankansuiranliansechoudanshencaitingba、cikezheng“hu”zainvhaishenbiandelushi（suirantazhishizaifugonggaolan），zuihoukankanneizhifangfoshidingqingxinwubandefeimao……liuayiyanzhongdeguangmangyuelaiyuesheng。
“aiya，xiaoshen，xiaolu，zaoa！”liuayixiaohehedizoujin，yuqilideaimeinongdehuabukai，“woshuozenmeyidazaojiukanbujianrenyinger，yuanlaizaizheier……ng，jiaoliuganqing，peimaowanerni？”
tatebieqiangdiaole“jiaoliuganqing”sigezi。
shenqinghe：“？？？”ayibushininxiangdeneiyang！
lushi：“……”tazhanglezhangzui，sihuxiangjieshi，dankanzhezijixiongqiandelangjieheyanqianzheihuangdandeyimu，youjuederenhejieshizaicikedoucangbaiwulidekexiao，zuizhongzhishiminjinlechun，liansegengchenle。
liuayiquewanquanhuicuoleyi，yiweinianqingrenshihaixiule。tayifu“wodongwodoudong”debiaoqing，baibaishou：“xinglaxingla，ayibudaraonimennianqingrenyuehui。zheimaozhenkeai，zhenyoufuqixiang！nimenjixu，jixuha！”
shuowan，taxinmanyizudixiaozhe，yibusanhuitoudizoule，neibeiyingdoutouzhe“wodeganjinbazheishigaosulaowangtamen”dexingfen。
zhiliuxiayuandishihuadeshenqinghe，hehunshensanfazhediyahanqi、dingzhexiongkoujianbingcanhaibuzhizaixiangshenmedelushi。
yiji，yezhuqunlijifenzhonghouturandanchude，laiziliuayideyitiaoyuyinxiaoxi：“tedaxinwen！zanmenxiaoquneizuibanpeideliangnianqingren，jiu9dong902neigeshuaixiaohuohe3dong301neigeguaiguniang，yuanlaizhenshiyiduier！woqinyankanjianle，yidazaojiuzaiyiqinihuni，tiandehousangzi！”
shenqinghedeshoujizaiwaimaidaizilifengkuangzhendongqilai。
她绝望地闭上了眼。
完了。
zheigaiside、lipude、tiaojinhuangheyexibuqingdefeiwen，pashijiuyaocongzhei“jianbinghuxiong”he“jifeigoutiao”zhong，honghonglieliedikaishile。
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shenqinghebaozhezhongyuanfenxialaideyuanbao，linzheneizhixingcundetuoxie，yijifangfoyouqianjinzhongde、buzaisanfaxiangqizhiyuxiashesiqixideshouji，jihushitongshoutongjiaoditaohuilejia。
guanshangmen，beikaozhebinglengdemenban，tacaigandakouchuanqi。xinzangzaixiongqianglileiguyiyangkuangtiao，yibanshizhuimaoleide，lingyibanchuncuishihede。
yuanbaozaitahuailibumandi“miao”leyisheng，niudongzhepanghuhudeshenzitiaoxiaqu，maizheyouyadebuzizouxiangshipen，fangfogangcaineichangjingxindongpodetaowangyutahaowuguanxi。
shenqinghehuazuodaodishang，zhandouzheshoudiankaiweixin。guoran，xiaoquyezhuqun“xingfujiayuanyijiaqin”yijingzhaleguo。
未读消息99+。
zuidingshangjiushiliuayineitiaozhangda60miaodeyuyinfangzhen。tashenzhimeiyongqidiankaiting，guangshikanxiamiandewenzihuifujiuyijingyanqianfahei。
【huakaifugui（liuayi）】：“[yuyin60']”
【pinganshifu】：“aiyou！zhendea！wojiushuoma，shangcikandaotaliangyiqianyihoujindanyuanmen，jiujuedeyouqingkuang！”
【suiyuejinghao】：“902neixiaolushigaojishudeba？renwenzhong！301xiaoshenshihuahuade？wenjing！juepeia！”
【jiahewanshixing】：“shenmeshihoubanxishia？zanmenxiaoqukehaojiumeirenaoguole！”
【yipiankongbai（yezhuzhangge）】：“@quantichengyuansheijiadegouyouzaidixiachekulashile？！youdiansuzhixingbuxing！”（zheitiaoxunsubeishualeshangqu，wurenlihui）
xiamianshiyilianchuande“gongxi！”“langcainvmao！”“dengzhechixitang！”，jiazazhejigehaoqizhuiwenxijiede。
shenqinghedeshouzhibingliang，tashituzhengzhayixia。
【hemiao（shenqinghe）】：“neige……liuayi，dajiawuhuile，zhendebushi……womenjiushiganghaopengdao，wodemaopaole，luxianshengbangwozhualeyixia……”
tadejieshirutongshichendahai，shunjianbeixindezhufuyanmeile。
【pinganshifu】：“aiyaxiaoshenhaixiule！ayidong~”[wuzuixiaobiaoqing]
【suiyuejinghao】：“nianqingrenlianpibo，zanmenhanxudian，biehezhehaizi。”[jizhibiaoqing]
【huakaifugui（liuayi）】：“@hemiaofangxinyatou，ayimenyoufencun，buwangwaishuo[xu]”（dankanqilaiquanxiaoquyijingdouzhidaole）
沈清禾：“……”
tajuewangdifangxiashouji，balianmaijinxigaili。zheijiaoyoufencun？zheifenmingshigaiguandinglunle！
tashenzhinengxiangxiangdao，congjintianqi，tazaizheigexiaoqulideshenfenjiangbuzaishi“3dong301dehuahuadeshen**”，ershi“902luxianshengdeneigenvpengyou”。
这都什么事啊！
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yucitongshi，9dong902shi。
lushizhanzaixishoutaiqian，yonglicuoxizheyundongfushangdeyouzi。lengshuichongshuazheshouzhi，quechongbusantameiyujiandeyujie。
neiniannidechuganhetianmianjiangdeweidaofangfohaicanliuzaitapifushang。haiyouneigenvhaijinghuangshicuo、lianhongdexiangfanqiedelian，yijineizhiyuchunde、feishuodemao！
tataoyanjihuawaideshiqing，taoyanhunluan，gengtaoyanzheizhonghaowubianjieganderenjijiuchan。
shoujizaiyipangzhendongbuxiu。shitahenshaomaopaodexiaoquyezhuqun。
tabenlaicongbukanzheizhongwuliaodexianliao，dan“902”he“luxiansheng”zheijigeziyanbuduantiaochulai，rangtawufahushi。
点开，快速浏览。
yuekan，tadelianseyuechen，zhouweidekongqiwendufangfodouxiajianglejidu。
“yuehui？”“nihu？”“fuqixiang？”“xitang？”
zheixiecimeiyigedourangtagandaohuangmiuhejidubushi。neigeliuayidexiangxiangliweimiantaifengfuledian。haiyouzheiqunren，doubuyonggongzuodema？zhengtianjiudingzhebierendesishenghuo？
tashenxiyikouqi，shituyonglixingfenxixianzhuang。
xianzhuangyi：tadeyifuhuile。（jingjisunshi，kelianghua）
xianzhuanger：tajingxinzhangtiedetongzhibeimaozhuahehunluannonghuile。（shijianchengbenzengjia，xuzhongxinchuli）
xianzhuangsan：yigewanquanbufuheshishide、liqidefeiwenzhengzaiyibingdushisuduchuanbo。（nanyiguliangdehouxumafan）
youqishixianzhuangsan。genjutadejingyan，zheizhonghaowugenjudeliuyan，ruguochuqibujiayijianjuechengqingheezhi，houqizhihuiyuyanyulie，shenzhiyanshengchuwushubanben，yanzhongganraotadezhengchangshenghuohegongzuojiezou。
他讨厌麻烦。
必须立刻澄清。
tanaqishouji，shouzhifeikuaidiqiaodapingmu，yuqilengjing、keguan、zhibenzhuti。
【l（lushi）】：“@huakaifugui（liuayi）liuayi，ninwuhuile。woyu3dong301deshen**bingbushuxi，jinzaozhishiouyu，fashengleyiwaiqingkuang。bingfeidajiasuoxiangdeguanxi。qingwuzaichuanbobushixinxi，yimianduitarenzaochengkunrao。xiexie。”
发送。
tayiweizheiyangqingxizhibaideshengmingnenggouzhongzhizheichangnaoju。
raner，tadigulezhonglaonianquntiqiangdade“ziwogonglve”nenglihedui“aiqingjuben”dezhizhe。
几分钟后。
【huakaifugui（liuayi）】：“aiyou，xiaoluhaibuhaoyisile！xingxingxing，ayizhidaonimennianqingrenjiangjiudidiao，bushuobushuoleha~[touxiao]”
【pinganshifu】：“jiushijiushi，womendoudong！‘bushuxi’~‘yiwai’~heihei。”[kanpobushuopobiaoqingbao]
【suiyuejinghao】：“xiaoluzheihaizijiushishizai，qiaozheijieshideyibanyiyande，keaisile。”[ciaiweixiaobiaoqing]
lushikanzhezheixiehuifu，shengpingdiyicichanshengleyizhongwulidecuobaigan。
zheigenbenshiwufayongluojigoutongdelingyigeweidu！
tasuojinmeitou，dingzhepingmushangneigejiaozuo【hemiao】deidhetaneitiaoweiruowulidejieshi。suoyi，neigenvhaiyeshituchengqingle，dantongyangshibaile。
zheishuomingwentibitaxiangdegengyanzhong。
zheibushidanfangmianjieshinengjiejuedeshiqing。zheixielinjusihuyijingchenjinzaizijibianzhidelangmangushili，renhefanbodouhuibeitamenzidonglijiewei“haixiu”he“zheyan”。
麻烦。巨大的麻烦。
lushifangxiashouji，zoudaochuangbian，kanzhelouxiajianjianduoqilaideliuwanjumin。tasihunengganjuedaowushudaoyinxingde、chongmantanjiuhexiaoyidemuguangzhengtouxiang3donghe9dong。
taxuyaozhongxinpingguxingshi，bingzhidingyigegengyouxiaodeyingduicelve。huoxu……xuyaozhaoneiwei“feiwennvyou”tanyitan？
zheigeniantourangtajuedegengmafanle。
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jiexialaidejitian，shenqingheguoderutongjinggongzhimao。
taxialourenglaji，huiyudaolinjuayixiaomimidisaijitalianggejuzi：“duochidian，qiaonishoude，xiaoluyebuzhidaoduozhaoguzhedian。”——suiranlushikenenggenbenbuzhidaojuziduoshaoqianyijin。
taququkuaidi，yizhanxiaogehuireqingdizhizheyigedaxiangzi：“shen**，zheishiluxianshengdeba？kanzhetingchen，yaobuyaowobangniyiqisongshangqu？”——haoxiangtamenyijingtongjuleyiyang。
shenzhiwanshangdiangewaimai，qishoudounengjingzhunditingzai9donglouxia，dadianhuawenta：“shishen**ma？ninnanpengyouluxianshengdewaimaidaole，tadianhuadabutong，nengmafanninxialainayixiama？”——tiandiliangxin，taliantadianhuahaoshijiweishudoubuzhidao！
meiyicijieshidoucangbaiwuli，meiyicifourendoubeilijiewei“xiaoqinglvnaobieniule？”dediaokan。taganjuezijihuozaiyigejudadechumenshijieli，zhouweiquanshichenjinshitiyan“kecp”dequnzhongyanyuan，ertaheneigemiantanlianlushi，jiushibeipoyingyedezhuyan。
shesichengduyurijuzeng，shejiaonengliangbinlinkujie。
tongyangshuishenhuorede，haiyou902delushi。
tachenpaodeshijianbeipodiaozheng，yinweizonghui“ouyu”teyidengzailukoudeayi，xuhanwennuanhoubiranguaidao“xiaoshenjintianganmani？”；tajiamenbashoushangouerhuichuxianxizhehudiejiede、lailibumingdedianxin，fuzengzhitiao“jixiaoluhexiaoshende”；zuirangtawufarenshoudeshi，yeweihuijuranpairenlaiweiwandixunwen，jianyutaheshen**guanxiwending，shifoukaolvyiqibaomingcanjiajijiangdaolaideshequzhongqiuwanhui，biaoyangeqinglvjiemu？
lixingfenxichedishixiao。lushiyishidao，zheiyijingbushiliuyan，ershiyichangxuyaoyansuduidaide、bojifanweishenguangde“gonggongguanxiweiji”。changguidechengqingshouduan（lengchuli、zhijiefouren）zaiduifangqiangdade“lvjing”he“juben”mianqian，xiaoguoweiling，shenzhiweifu。
必须升级应对策略。
ercelvedehexinguanjiandian，zaiyulingyiweidangshiren——3dong301deshenqinghe。
zhouwuwanshang，shenqinghezhengduizhehuabanaishengtanqi，lingganquanbeizheijitiandezaoxinshierjipaole。turan，yangtaifangxiangchuanlaijishengkezhierqingxideqiaojisheng。
笃、笃、笃。
taheleyitiao。tazhusanlou，yangtaiwaimianjiushikongqi，sheihuizaineierqiao？nandaoshifeng？
tahuyidilakaiyangtaichuanglian。
ranhou，takandaolerangtatongkongdizhendeyimu。
gebi902deyangtai，litajiayangtaidayueyimiwudejuli。cike，neigeta“mingzhongzhudingdefeiwennanyou”lushi，zhengzhanzaitajiayangtaibianshang，shoulinazheyige……e，dagaishijiayonggongjuxianglizhaochulaidezhangbingbanshou？tayongbanshoubingbu，butaishuliandi、lvexiangangadi，gezhexukong，qiaojizhetajiayangtaidejinshulangan。
kandaoshenqinghechuxian，taliketingxialedongzuo，mianwubiaoqingdikanguolai。yueguanghexiaoquludengzaitashenshangdulecenglengyingdebian，peishangtashoulidebanshou，buxianglaiyouhui，daoxiangshilaixunchouhuozhegaoanzhuangde。
沈清禾：“……”
陆时：“……”
空气凝固了几秒。
“shen**。”zuizhonghaishilushixiankailekou，shengyingezheyese，yijiushineiguzigongshigongbandediaodiao，danzixiting，sihuzangzheyisibuyichajuedejiongpo，“fangbiantanyitanma？guanyujinqi……kunraowomenshuangfangdeneijianshi。”
shenqinghelenglengdidiandiantou，haimeicong“banshouchuanxun”dezhenhanzhonghuiguoshenlai。
lushisihuyejuedeyonggongjuhanrenbutaiyaguan，babanshoufangzaileshenhou，qingleqingsangzi：“worenwei，muqiandeqingkuang，danfangmiandefourenhejieshiyijingwuxiao。”
“taiwuxiaole！”shenqinghelikezhaodaogongming，kushuihualaladiwangwaidao，“luxianshengnibuzhidao，wojintiannagekuaididoubeiwenshibushibangninade！woliannimaideshenmedoubuzhidao！zaizheiyangxiaquwodoubuganchumenle！”
“wolijie。”lushideyuqilinandeyouleyisileisi“tongbingxianglian”deyiwei，“woyeshoudaolehenduo……bubiyaodeguanzhuheliwu。shenzhibeiyaoqingcanjiashuangrenyanchu。”
“shenme？yanchu？”shenqinghejingle，“tamenhaixiangrangwomenshangtai？”
“shide。zhongqiuwanhui。”lushiyanjianyigai，“zheibiaozhizheshitaizhengzaishengji，chaochuleputonglinliguanxindefanchou，yanbianchengle……yizhongjitiyulehuodong。erwomen，shihuodongzhongxin。”
zheigejingzhunyoubinglengdezongjierangshenqinghedalegehanzhan。meicuo，jiushijitiyule！tamenjiushibeiweiguandehou！
“nei、neizenmebana？”tameizhuyile。
“woyouyigetian。”lushikanzheta，yanshenzaiyeselixiandegewaishensui，“jiyuxiaolvzuidahuahesunshizuixiaohuayuanze。”
“nishuo！”shenqinghexianzaijuedetanengyongbanshouxiangchubanfadoubuqiguaile。
“womenzanshi‘jiaban’qinglv。”
“a？！”shenqinghechadianyaodaoshetou。
“tingwoshuowan。”lushiyuqipingwen，xiangshizaichenshuxiangmujihua，“jiranfourenwuxiao，fankangzhihuijiqigengdadehaoqihe‘zhugong’，neimezuiyoujiejiushizanshimanzutamendeqidai。womenkeyiyuedingyigeqixian，birudaozhongqiuwanhuijieshuhou。zaiciqijian，zaiwairenmianqianweichibiaomianshangde‘hemu’guanxi，jianshaodandubeipanwenhecuohedecishu。dengfengtouguoqu，reduziranxiajiang，zaizhaogeliyou‘hepingfenshou’，zheiyangjinengpingxixianzaidefengbo，yenengbimianweilaigengdademafan。”
shenqinghetingdeyilengyilengde。hainengzheiyang？zheisiluyetai……tailigongnanleba！haizuiyoujie？
danzixiyixiang，jingrangaisideyoudaoli。jixufouren，zhihuibeichixusaorao。burujiazhuangshuncong，huanquchuanxikongjian，shenzhihainengfanxiangliyongzheiceng“shenfen”dangdiaoyixiemafan（biruqitakenengdexiangqin？）。
“keshi……zenmebana？”tayoudianyouyu，“beifaxianlehuibuhuigengcan？”
“zhidingguizejike。”lushixianranyijingsikaoguoxijie，“biru，yudaolinjudazhaohu，keyidiantouweixiao，bubiguoduojiaotan；ruguobeizengsongwupin，keyishouxia，shihou……ruguoxuyao，keyixieshangchuli；yuanzeshangbimiandandu‘yuehui’，danbiyaoshikeyiyiqizaixiaoquchuxian，biruqukuaidi、liuwan，pinlvkongzhizaimeizhouyizhiliangci，meicibuchaoguobanxiaoshi……”
shenqinghetingzhetayitiaotiaoliechu“lianaizhunze”，fangfozaitingshenmehezuoxieyitiaokuan，chadianmeibiezhuxiao。zheirenzhenshi……juele。
“……zuizhongyaodeyidian，renheyifangbudejiajie‘banyan’zhiming，xingyuejiezhishi。bencihezuochunshuwunai，mudejinweiyingduishequyulunyali。”lushizuihouyansudibuchongdao。
“mingbaimingbai！”shenqinghelianmangdiantou，“jiushiyanxima，zhiyedaodewohaishiyoude。”
taxianglexiang，youbuchongleyiju：“nei……jianbingguozideshi，jiusuanfanpianle？yifuwohaijide，duoshaoqianwopeini。”
lushisihudunleyixia，caishengyingdihuida：“bubi。narubencihezuode‘chenmeichengben’fanchou。”
shenqinghezhazhayan。haoba，dalaoshuobuyongjiubuyong。
“neime，shen**，”lushigezheyangtaijiankongkongxi，xiangzhengxingdishenchuleshou（suirangenbenpengbudao），“hezuodacheng？”
shenqinghekanzhetayibanyiyandeyangzi，yerenbuzhuzhengzhongqilai，zaizijiyangtaizheibianxukongdiwolewoshou：“hezuodacheng！weileqingjing！”
yichangzhenduiquanxiaoqurexinayide“zhanlvexingqizhabiaoyan”，jiuzailianggeyangtaizhijian，gezheqinglengdeyueguanghewennuandewanjiadenghuo，qiaowushengxidilakailexumu。
shenqingheshouhuishou，xinlimomotucao：zheidagaishitaqianguode，zuilipu、zuierxi，queyoukenengzuibiyaode“hezuoxieyi”le。haidefudaiyifen《jianbingguozishigumianzeshengming》。
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hezuoxieyidachenghoudediyigezhoumo，tianqihaodexiangshiwuyezhuanmenweixiaoqucpmendinggoude。
anzhao“zhanlvehezuoxieyi”disantiaodierkuan：“biyaoshikejinxingmeizhou1-2ci，shizhangbuchaoguo30fenzhongdegonggongquyuxietonglumian，yiweichiguanxizhenshixingjikechixuxing。”
fanyichengrenhuajiushi：gailiuwanle，zhanyou。
shenqingheduizheyijufaleshifenzhongdedai。chuanshenme？taizhengshixiandekeyi，taisuibianyoupabeitucao“peibushangxiaolu”。zuihoutazibaoziqiditaolejiankuansongdeweiyiheniuziku，suzheyizhanglian，ba“wozhishixialairenggelajishunbianbeipoyingye”xiezailianshang。
shoujizhendongleyixia，shiweixinhaoyoushenqing。touxiangshiyipianchunhei，mingzizhiyouyigelengbingbingde“l”。
通过。
【l】：“wufenzhonghou，zhongxinhuayuanhuanxingbudaorukou。”
【hemiao】：“shoudao。（biaoqingbao：chongya.jpg）”
【L】：“……”
【l】：“qingbaochiyansu。zheibushiyouxi。”
【hemiao】：“e。（chehuileyitiaoxiaoxi）”
【hemiao】：“shoudao。”
shenqinghepiepiezui，bashoujisaijinkoudai。zheirenzhenshimeiyouyidianyoumogan。
tamomocengcengdixialou，yuanyuanjiukanjianhuanxingbudaorukouchuneigetingbaquejiangyingdeshenying。lushiyijiushiyundongfu，danhuanleyishenganjingde，yanseyijiushixinglengdanhui。tazhandebizhi，muguangpingshiqianfang，buxiangzaideng“nvyou”，xiangzaizhangangfangshao，huozheceliangbudaobanjing。
shenqingheyingzhetoupizouguoqu。
“zao。”lushikandaota，dianlediantou，shixianzaitaweiyidepikaqiulianshangtingliulelingdianyimiao，xunsuyikai。
“zao……”shenqingheganjuegangadejiaozhinengkouchusanshiyiting。
meiyouhanxuan，meiyouyanshenjiaoliu。liangrenbaochizheqiadaohaochude、nengsaijinyigepangyuanbaodeshejiaojuli，bingpaizoushanglexiangjiaobudao。
chenmo。lingrenzhixidechenmo。
zhiyoujiaobushenghezhouweiniaoyuhuaxiangderenaoxingchengcanlieduibi。
shenqingheneixinfengkuangtucao：zheinashiliuwan？zheishixingchangmanbuba！banxiaoshi？zheideyouduomanzhang！
guoran，haimeizouwanbanquan，“liewu”jiuchuxianle。
“aiyou！xiaolu，xiaoshen！zaoa！zheijiuduanlianshangla？”liuayihongliangdeshengyinrutonghaojiao，congbuyuanchudejianshenqicaiquchuanlai。tazhengmanyouyoudidengzhetaikongmanbuji，yanshenquexiangtanzhaodengyiyangsuodingletamen。
来了！考核来了！
shenqinghehunshenyijiang，xiayishidixianglakaijuli。
“zirandian。”lushiyadideshengyincongpangbianchuanlai，yijiumeishenmeqingxu，quexiangyidaozhiling。
xiayimiao，shenqingheganjuezijideshoubeiyizhiwenreerganzaodedashouqingqingwozhu。tadexintiaolouleyipai，mengditaitoukanta。
lushimushiqianfang，celianxiantiaobengdeyoudianjin，ergensihu……youdianbuyichajuedehong？dantayuqiwendexiangzaihuibaogongzuo：“genjuguancha，qinglvsanbutongchangcunzaizhitijiechu。woshoushigailvjiaogaoqienandujiaodidexuanze。”
shenqinghe：“……”xiexienideshujufenxiawei！
tadeshouzaitazhangxinli，youdianwucuo，youdianjiangying，shenzhinengganjuedaotazhifuweiweidebojian。danqiyidi，neidiangangasihubeizheituruqilaidejiechuqusanleyixie——zhuyaoshibeizhenjingfugaile。
liuayidexiaoronggengjiacanlanle，fangfokandaolezijiayangdetieshuzhongyukailehua。
“zhenhaozhenhao！yiqisanbuhao！jiankang！”ayideshengyinchongmanlexinwei，“xiaolua，duozhaoguzhedianxiaoshen，qiaotashouliangde！”
lushi：“……ng。”tawozhetadeshou，jibukechadishoujinleyidian，sihuxiangrengonggongnuan。
shenqinghezhinengjichuyigeganbabadexiao。
haoburongyibaituoleliuayideshixianfanwei，shenqinghelikexiangchouchushou。
“yujing。youqianfangshidianzhongfangxiang，liangting。diermubiaochuxian。”lushimushiqianfang，zuichunweidong，shengyindidezhiyoutanengtingjian。
shenqingheshunzhetademuguangtoutouyipie，guorankandaoliangtinglizuozhejigeshuxideayishenying，zhengqishuashuadikanxiangtamen，jiaotoujieer，lianshangshitongyimoshidecixiangweixiao。
tadeshoushunjianbugandongle。
yushi，liangrenjiuzheimebiebieniuniudi、shoulazheshou（gengxiangdiangonghuceyoumeiyouchudian），wanchenglezhengzhengyiquande“shizhong”xunyou。qijianjieshoulebushaoyusanboayituandezhumulihewushengdezanxu。
zhongyuaodaoyudingshijian，zoudaobudaojintouyigexiangduiyinbideshuyinxia，liangrenrutongchudianbantongshisongkaileshou。
shenqingheganjuezijidelianyoudiantang，ganjinbashouchuaijinweiyikoudai。
lushizebuzirandihuodongleyixiashouzhi，shixianpiaoxiangbiechu。
“renwuwancheng。xiaoguodaipinggu。”tazongjiechenci。
“ng……”shenqinghexiaoshengyingzhe，zhixiangganjintaolixianchang。
jiuzaizheishi，tadeduzifeichangbuzhengqidi、xiangliangdi“gulu”jiaoleyisheng。
空气瞬间再次凝固。
shenqinghehenbudeyuandizhengfa。zhuimao、shesi、beipoqianshou、xianzaihaiyaofujiaeduzidezaoyin！tazailushimianqiandexingxiangsuanshichediwandanle！
lushixianranyetingdaole，tazhuanguotoukanta。
shenqinghebizheyandengdaichaofeng。
quetingdaotameishenmeqifudeshengyin：“nihaimeichizaocan？”
“……zhuiyuanbaozhiqian，gangnadaowaimaijiu……”shenqinghezibaoziqi。
lushichenmolejimiao，huranshuo：“nidengyixia。”
shuowan，tazhuanshenchaozhexiaoqumenkoudefangxiangkuaibuzouqu。
shenqinghelengzaiyuandi，buzhidaozheiweizhanlvehezuohuobanyouxianggaoshenmexingweiyishu。
dayuewufenzhonghou，lushihuilaile。shoulilinzheyigeshuxide、yinzhe“laowangjianbing”logodezhidai，didaotamianqian。
“？”沈清禾懵了。
“peinide。”lushiyuqiyingbangbangde，shixiankanzhepangbiandeshu，“shangci……zhuangdiaolenide。yiji，buchongnengliang，bimiandixuetangyingxianghouxu……hezuozhuangtai。”
shenqinghedaidaidijieguozhidai。haishirede。xiangqitouguozhidaizuanchulai。
suoyi，tagangcaifenxijisuanhou，dechudezuiyoujieshi……qujitamailegejianbingguozi？
takanzheyanqianzheigenanren，yijiushiyizhangmeishenmebiaoqingdelenglian，ergenneidiankeyidehongyunyetunqule，fangfogangcaipaoqumaijianbingdebushita。
danshoulidewendushizhenshide。
yizhongfeichangguguaideganjueyongshangxintou，youdianxiangxiao，youyoudian……shuobuqingdeweimiao。
taditouyaoleyikoujianbing，hanhubuqingdishuo：“xiexiea……neige，yifu……”
“shuole，chenmeichengben。”lushidaduanta，dunledun，youbuchongleyiju，“erqie，shujufenxixianshi，gongxiangshiwunengyouxiaojiangdirenjijiandejinzhanggan。”
shenqinghejiaozhejianbing，zhazhayan：“neinideshujuyoumeiyouxianshi，jianbingguozijialianggedangenghaochi？”
陆时：“……”
tahaoxiang，diyici，zaitamianqian，beiyedeshuobuchuhua。
shenqinghekanzhetaneifuchibiedeyangzi，turanjuede，zheichanglipude“zhanlvehezuo”，haoxiang……yebushineimewanquannanyirenshoule。
zhishaojianbingguozishiwugude，erqie，zhenxiang。
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shouci“gongyan”mianqiangsuanshishunliluomu，chulejieweineigelvexianguiyidejianbingguozicaidan。shenqinghefaxian，zhanlvehezuodailaidehaochushiliganjianyingde——zhishao，neixieguoyuzhibaide“nimenshibushichaojiale？”deguanhuaixiaoshile，querdaizhideshigengjiayiweishenzhangde“aiyou，ganqingzhenhao”deweixiao。
tahelushishenzhiyongyouleyigejiqijianloude“xietongzuozhan”weixinqun，qunmingbeilushigaichenglehaowuganqingde【xiaoqushiwuxiediao】。
【xiaoqushiwuxiediao】（3）
【l】：“mingwanqidian，yeweihuizuzhide‘lajifenleizhishipujijiangzuo’，liuayidianmingxiwangwomen‘yishenzuoze，gongtongcanyu’。shiweiyicibiyaodexietonglumian。qingquerenshijian。”
【hemiao】：“……zheizhonghuodongyeyao‘qinglv’yiqicanjiama？(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻”
【l】：“shujufenxixianshi，gongtongcanyushequgongyixinghuodongnengxianzhutishengzaizhongnianquntizhongdezhengmianxingxiangheguanxikexindu。huifu‘shoudao’jike。”
【hemiao】：“shoudao……”（fudaiyigetandaozaididebiaoqingbao）
yushi，diertianwanshang，shenqinghehelushiyouzuozaileshequhuodongshidezuihouyipai，tingzhetaishangayikangkaijiangdijiangjiegandianchishuyushenmelaji。
shenqingheqianliantian，toutouzaibijibenshanghuataishangayituomohengfeideqbanmanhua。lushizezuodebizhi，muguangzhuanzhudidingzheppt，fangfozaicanjiaguojifenghui，ouerhaihuizaishoujibeiwanglulijidianshenme（shenqinghetoumiaoleyiyan，haoxiangshizaifenxijiangzuodeliuchengluojiloudong？）。
zhongchangxiuxishi，liuayiduanzheyipanxihaodeputaoxiaomimidicouguolai：“lailailai，xuexixinkule，chidianshuiguo。xiaolua，tingdezhenrenzhen！xiaoshenyeshi，peizhexiaolulai，zhentiexin！”
shenqingheganxiaozhejieguoputao，ganjuezijihelushijiuxiangdongwuyuanlipeihesiyangyuantouweidezhenxidongwu。
jiangzuojieshuhou，gengdade“kaoyan”laile。
“strategiccooperation”dejingbaowushenglaxiang。tamengangzouchuhuodongshi，jiubeiyiliuayiweishoude“qingbaozhongxin”hexinchengyuanmen“wuyi”diweizhule。
“xiaoshena，pingshizaijiadousheizuofana？”pinganshifudewangayikansisuiyidikaiqihuati。
“a？wo……wodoudianwaimaibijiaoduo……”shenqingheshihuashishuo。
ayimenlikeluchubuzantongdebiaoqing。“laoshichiwaimaizenmexing！bujiankang！xiaolunini？”
lushizhoumei，sihuzaijinxingfuzadefengxianpinggu，zuizhongxuanzechengshi：“danweishitang。huozheshuizhujixiongrouhexilanhua。”
ayimenlianshangdebiaoqinggengtongxinle，fangfokandaolelianggezaiyinshihuangmolizhengzhadexiaokelian。
“aiyo，zheinaxing！lianggerenzaiyiqiyaohuxiangzhaoguma！”liuayiyipaidatui，“zheiyang，mingtianayibaodiantangjinimensongguoqu！haohaobubu！”
shenqinghetoupiyima，gangxiangjujue，lushiqueqiangxianyibu，yongtaneipingbandeyudiaohuida：“xiexieliuayi，dantaimafanninle。”
“bumafanbumafan！jiuzheimeshuodingle！”liuayigenbenbujijujuedejihui，yichuidingyin。
qitaayiyefenfenjiaru“touwei”dajun。
“womingtianzuohongshaorou！jinimendaiyifen！”
“woadejianghuangguakehaochile，qingshuangjieni！”
“wobaolejiaozi，zhuroubaicaixianerde！”
shenqinghehelushibeireqingde“aixinpaodan”dadeyuntouzhuanxiang，zhinengjixiedidiantoudaoxie。
taolihuodongxianchanghou，liangrenzhanzailouxiadeyinyinglimianmianxiangqu。
“xianzaizenmeban？”shenqinghekanzheweixinqunliayimenyijingkaishijielongmingtianyaosongshenmecaile，ganjueyalishanda，“zhenrangtamensonga？zheizenmehaoyisi？erqie……zenmefen？”takemeiwangle，tamenyige301，yige902。
lushichenyinpianke，yanshenlishanshuozhejisuandeguangmang：“jujuehuidaozhiqianqitouruchenmei，bingkenengyinfafumianqingxufandan。jieshoushidangqianzuiyoujie。”
“然后呢？”
“ranhou，jinxingwuzijieshouyuzaifenpei。”lushinachushouji，kaishikuaisudazi，xiangshizaizhidingzuozhanjihua，“mingtianwanshangzheigeshijian，zaizheili**。nifuzejieshoubingqingdianaleiwuzi（tanggenglei），wojieshoublei（gutishiwulei）。chubujihua，anyiyufengehegongpingyuanzejinxingfenpei。tangleikejunfen，rouleicaiyaoanzhonglianghuokuaishujunfen，xiaocai……”
shenqinghetingzhetayibenzhengjingdiguihuazhe“fenzang”fangan，chadianxiaochusheng。zheihuamiantaimei，tabuganxiang。
diertianwanshang，xiaoqujiankongruguopaidaodehua，huijiluxiaguiyideyimu：9haoloulouxia，benyingzairelianzhongdeliangweinianqingren，meiyouhuaqianyuexia，ershidunzaihuatanbian，duizhejigebaowenheheshipindaijinxingyansudejiaojie。
“zheishiliuayideyumipaigutang，dagai1.5sheng，womenge750haosheng。”
“zheishiwangayidehongshaorou，shuguole，yigongbakuai，meirensikuai。feishoubiliwojinliangjunhengle。”