台风天非要给耀祖吃席
《台风天非要给耀祖吃席》 小说介绍
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《台风天非要给耀祖吃席》 第一章 1 免费试读
第一章1
saozitingshuoyoufengyouyu，haizinengchengweilongzi。
feiyaochenzhetaifengbeibijiaguojing，fengyujiaojiajiyaozubanjiuxi。
woquanjiequanjiabuyaonashengmingkaiwanxiao，jiuxihoumianzaibuban。
shihouzhizixueyebushun，quanjiahenshangwo，renweiwopohuaileyaozuyunqi。
[yaobushinizulanxiayutianchixi，wojiachaochaoyidingshirenzhonglongfeng！]
quanjiajiangwosuozhu，youwojingshenbingdagebawocanrenshahai。
zaizhengyantingdaotamenshangliangchixixijie,woweixiaozheshuo：
[rangwolaogongtiwoquba。]
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[zheikeshiwomenchaochaoshisuishengri，bixuyaofengguangdaban！]
zhongxinduishangwogeneiyinsensenyanshenneiyike，woquanshendalegehanzhan。
womazeshidanyoukanzheshoujilidetianqi，zheijitianquanguodouzaitaifengyujing，muguangzhuanxiangwo：
[nishuozheiwaimiantaifengzheimeda，youshiguafengyoushixiayushandian，fangbianma？]
fangbiannigetou？weirendouzhidaoxiayuyaohuijia，nitaifengtianqubaixi？
shangyishiwotaoxintaofei，juligaozhijiarentaifengtianchumenbaixishihairenhaiji，shengmingmeiyoulehaiyaoshenmekuoqi？
haoshuodaishuo，yijiazicaimeiyouzaitaifengdenglushihoubaijiuxi。
kehoulailiuyuchaoyinweibeijialichongdetailihaile，xuexishiyitahutu。
quanjiafandaoshihenshanglewo，douguaiwolanzhejizhizibaijiuxi，zudangleliuyuchaodeyunshi。
bawopianhuijiahou，saoziyijiasankoujiangwocanrenshahaihou。
wobamatitamenyanhu，jiangwoshitiduosuidaihuilaojiaweizhu。
zaitingdaowomazheijuhua，fengyueyuelimazhouzhemeifanbo：
[youyuyoufeng，zheishilongzidexiangzhenga，naliyoushenmewenti？]
[liubenjuan，nishuoshuonengyoushenmewenti？]
woyazhizhuneixindekongjuheyuannu，lengjingyaoyaotou：
[saozi，wojiuyigezuoshengyide，naxiangninjianduoshiguanga，zheishidashiwonabuzhunzhuyi。]
fengyueyuetinglewodehua，deyidiqiaoqizuilai。
womahaishibufangxin，jiezhedao：
[nilaogongbushishiyedanweiligongzuoma，kendingdongdeduo，niwenwentanengbunengxing？]
fengyueyuetingdaotidaowolaogong，limashuqierduolaiting。
wozhouzhoumei，zhuangzuobujiewendao：
[ma，nishenmeyisia，saozidoushuoyouyuyoufengshilongzixiangzheng，niyizhichangfandiaoganshenme？saozihaihuihaizijihaizibucheng？]
guoran，huayingangluo，fengyueyuejiubuleyile。
[ma，niyaoshikanbuguanwodaiwoerzi，nijiuganjinlikai。]
liuyuchaoyehuiwushoushangdewanjujianwangwomashenshangza：
[wojiuyaobanjiuxi！wojiuyaochixi！]
kanzhewomaduizhiziyiliantaohao，wojiezheshuo：
[neitianwogongsiyaojiaban，laibulele。]
wobajianwomadiulemianzi，jiuyaozaiwozheizhaohuichangzi：
[shenmegongzuoyouchaochaoshengrizhongyao？nibuhuiqingjia？zheimedarenlehaibudongdedianrenqingshigu？]
[qingjiakouqian，quanqinyemeile，jiwanyuanbanijiwobu？]
wobayitingdaowoguantayaoqian，limaqinglemianse，jiamojiayangdikesouqilai。
zheixiebaxi，qianshiwoshenxianqizhong，ruguobushisileyici，nanengqingxingni？
womachongdaowomianqian，jiwobashunqi，
[liubenjuan，nizenmezheimebuxiaoshunni？nibahaoxinguanxinni，nijiuzhangkoubikouyaoqian？]
[nirenbunenglaikeyi，danshinizuozhangbeide，zhizishisuijidianliqianzongshiyaodeba？]
huoxushiwodeyanshentaiguobingleng，womayishibanhuimeinengjiezheshuoxiaqu。
woshouleqingxu，weixiaozheshuo：
[wolaogongneitianyoukong，rangtatiwoqu。]
wodieqishunguolaile，chuihuzidengyan：
[yongkunlaile，nilijinyeyaojidaoshu，yaoburanchuanchuquduodiuren。]
[nizhizishisui，nigongzuozheimeduonianjigeshiwanmeishenmewentiba？]
我立马装作焦急：
[ba，wogaozhongchuoxue，chulaiyifenqiandoumeiyaoguojiali，nihairangwojishiwan，nalinadechulai？]
wobaconglaibuhuizhengmianhuidawodewenti，zhihuibatadangchengyizhongjiekouhefankangdeliyou。
guoran，tingdaowozheijuhua，talimadanu：
[fanletianle，nibushiwoyangdade？niyichushengjiuzhangzheimeda？nibuhuidushuguaiwo？]
我妈也在旁边帮腔，
[baniyangzheimeda，yidiandoubuzhidaobangzhujiali？chuanchuqunijiushigebaiyanlang。]
woyibachexiawomabozishangdejinlianzi，zuoshiyaodiu，
[mawobaiyanlangshiba？haiyouwomaidedianshijibingxiang，woquanjinizale，fanzhengwoyeshigebaiyanlang。]
shuodaodushu，zheishiwoyibeizideyihan。
wodechengjimingmingkeyishanggebenke，dantamenweilejiwozibizhenggegezanqian。
meiqimingyuejiunianyiwuzhijiaoyujieshu，shengshengboduolewoqushangxuedejihui。
shihoujiwojieshaojinchangdegongzuo，xinaowobaochibaozhubuzhidaoshiduoxingfudechashi。
jiandaowofafeng，womashengpawozhenbajinlianzizale，yanleishuolaijiulai，
[yijiarenhebie，haibushixiwangtuanjieqilai，hubanghuzhuma？]
kanzhezheiyidajiazi，dayouwobujiqianjiulanzheburangwochumendejiashi。
wozhijuedekexiao，haixiangcongwoshenshangxixue？
woshuozheimedadeshi，woyaohewolaogongshangliangyixia。
zhouyongkunjieledianhua，tingdaoyaotidaiwocanjiazhizishengri，lianmangdaying：
[laopo，zhiziguoshisuikeshidashi，wokendingdequ，zanzheiqianbixudechua。]
[zhishiwojiushinasigongzide，meigeyuedouhaifangdaile。]
[nibushizuoshengyima，nixianbaqianjichule，dengyihouwogongzigaolezaibuchangni。]
zaitingdaozhouyongkundeshengyin，wozhijuedeexin。
woyuzhouyongkunrenshihou，tababiaomeifengyueyuejieshaojiwoge。
sihouwoyilinghunpiaoleyiduanshijian，caifaxianzheiliangrencaishizhendelaoxianghao。
sileyihoubawodechanyedouzhijiemaidiao，sihaobugushoudixiadegongrenshengji。
zhiyuwoneizhizi，dangranbushiwomenliujiadezhong。
kanzhefengyueyuemanliangaoxingdeyideshenqing，wodiantoudayinglejiqian。
zhuantounawoneibianyidieshenfenzhenghaodaikuanwushiwan。
tazheilaotouzizuigaoedujiushiwushiwanle，wozhuantashiwan。
zijichiyixiahuikousishiwan，dangyixiajingshensunshifei。
zheijiri，zhouyongkunjiekoushuoyinweitaifengtianqikuailaile，yaojiabanwanchenggongzuo。
woyeledeqingxian，landemianduizheizhongxiaoren。
woqinglaidesijiazhentanmeitiandounengpaichutahefengyueyuexindexiezhenzhao。
gezhonghuayangdezishishizairangwodakaiyanjie。
qingdezhentandoushuozijizhangzhenyanle，yaoxiuxijitian。
jiuzaiwodengtaifengdengluneitian，tamenqubanjiuxishi。
jiazuqunli，womaturanaitewo：
[suanmingxianshengshuo，yaoqingyigeyoucaiyundezhuheci。jialijiunijing，huizhuanqian，nijidezhunshilai。]