《别叫我校长,叫我师座》 小说介绍
《biejiaowoxiaozhang,jiaowoshizuo》shishuishenmeshuiqilaihaideyibudoushixiaoshuo,wenzhanglideneirongfuza,yihuankouyihuan,farenshensheng,renshixiedefeichangxianming,nairenxunwei!xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:“womenzheibeizi,shiyongdeshibuduikuanshidedamianbei,zhang2mi、kuan1.5mi,qitaxueshengyeshiyiyang。”……
《别叫我校长,叫我师座》 第2章 免费试读
“ng?burenshidehaoma?”
sumoyihuodekanzheshoujishangdemoshenglaidian,haishixuanzejietong。
下一刻。
yidaocanglaoqueyouchongmanweiyandeshengyinchuanlai。
“qingwenshiningnandiyizhongxuedesumosuxiaozhangma?”
“woshi,qingwennishi?”
“woshiguixijunqudetangjianhua,cicidadianhuajini,shiyinweiquanguojinxingjunxundeshiqing。”
cihuayichu,sumozhijiedaizhu。
啥?
桂西军区唐建华!
zheikeshiguixijunqudeyibashou,xianzaijuranlaizhaozijile。
“shixitongdediyicijiangli,guixijunququanlizhichima?”sumoxinzhongxiangdao。
ertangjianhuajiexialaidehua,yezhengshilezheigexiangfa。
“suxiaozhang,jiexialaiwomenguixijunqujianghuiquanlizhichinimenjinxingjunxun,xuyaoshenmejinguanhewomenshuo。”
“nengzuodaode,womenjueduibuhuituici,bijingcicijunxunyiyizhongda,womenguixikebunengtuolehoutui!”
“zuihaodejiaoguanhezuihaodezhidaoyuan,womendounenganpai,shenzhishiguixijunqudebingwang,womenyenenganpaiguolai,jinxingjunxunzhidao!”
“yidingyaorangquanguo,jianshidaoyigebuyiyangdeguixi!”
sumotingdaozheihua,xinzhongyeshianzisongleyikouqi。
“benlaiwoduijunxunhaiyouxiedanyou,danshitingdaotangshouzhangnizheihua,wojiuchedifangxinle!”
“buguo,woxiangwenyixia,danfanduijunxunyouxiaoguodefangan,guixijunqudouhuiquanlizhichima?”
duimiandetangjianhuameiyousihaoyouyu,zhijieyikoudaying:“meicuo,zhiyaoduijunxunyoubangzhu,womendouhuiquanlizhichi。”
“jiusuanguixiaotaixiao,xuyaowomentigongxunlianchangdiyewufang!”
tingdaozheihua,sumolianshangdexiaoyigengshen:“jintianshangwubadianjiuhuikaiqiquanguojunxun,suoyiwoxuyaonimenzhunshidaochang。”
“neimeiwenti,womenkendingnengzhunshidaoda,bingdaishangzuihaodejiaoguan,yiqibangzhusuxiaozhangwanchengbencijunxunrenwu!”tangjianhuamankoudayingnengzhunshidaochang。
yejiuzaizheishi,sumozaidukaikou:“tangshouzhang,jiranquanguojubandejunxun,yicilaihuanxingqingshaonianxinzhongneimoxuexing,jiubunengyongyibandefangfa。”
“cicikaichang,woxuyaoyongdaoyixietanke、zhanji……”
haibudengsumoshuowan,tangjianhualianmangchushengjiaoting。
“等等等……”
“suxiaozhang,nizheishixiangganshenme?wokannibuxiangjunxun,ershixiangyongbingzizhonga!
“junxuneryi,zenmegaodehedazhangside?”
tangjianhuadoubeisumodehua,gaodeyouxiemengbi。
tanke、zhanji,douchulaile!
sheijiajunxun,wanzheixiejiahuo!
buguo,tabuzhidaoweishenme,xinlizongyouzhongshengyin。
rangtaxiangxinduifangyici,jueduinengdailaijudadejingxi。
jianduimiandetangjianhuabushuohua,sumoyeshizaidukaikou:“woyaozheixiedongxi,jueduimeiyouneixieyisi,zhishixianzaideqingshaonianmeiyoujingliguoyiqianneizhongcankudeshidai。”
“zhishizaishubenzhongtingguo,qiexianzaigezhongyulewenhuapinchu,rangxianzaideqingshaonianjiaonendehen。”
“wozuoweiyimingrenminjiaoshi,zuijiejinxuesheng,binimengengqingchuxianzaideqingkuang。”
“ruoshiruyiwangneiban,shihennanxuedaoyouyongdedongxi,xueshengmenyebuhuiyongxin,gengbuhuiyinciergaibian!”
“suoyi,zhongzhengjiuyaoxiamengyao,caihuiqixiaoguo!”
sumoshuowanzhihou,duimiandetangjianhuachenmolexujiu,sihuzaizuoshenmesiliang。
jimiaozhonghou,duimianchuanlaiyidaojiandingdeshengyin:“hao!jiuyiningnandiyizhongxue,zuoweixinshijunxundeshiyanjidian,ruoshinengcheng,jiushenqingtuixiangquanguo。”
dedaotangjianhuakendingdehuayuzhihou,sumozhongyusongleyikouqi。
youyuqijiaoliuleyixia,denghuixuyaodedongxizhihou,caiguaduanletonghua。
“呼——”
“终于搞定了!”
sumorushizhongfudecongzuoyishangzhanqi,momokanxiangchuangwai,yangguangmingmei,taiyangchusheng。
正是军训的好季节!
“buguogangganghaoxianghaiyouyigebaojijianglilaizhe!”
sumoturanjiqi,zijihaiyouyigeqiandaodebaojijiangli。
yushi,lianmangchakanqilai。
【zhengweizhisheng】:laizixitongdebaojijiangli,nironghezhihou,huishinishuochudehua,gengrangrenxinfu,gengyoumeili。
meiyoushenmebiyishengtongzhi,gengyouxiyinli,ruguoyouneijiujiaoliangsheng。
“什么?!”
“yuanlaishizheigeyisi,neimewodongle,youlezheigezhengweizhisheng,jiexialaidejunxunwentuole!”
sumokanzhewaimianchushengdejiaoyang,xinzhonggoutongxitong:“ronghe!”
下一刻。
yigunuanliuzaishentineiyouzou,jinjiezhehuijuzaibozishang,youjizhongyuhoulongchu。
haibieshuo,zheironghedeshihou,haizhentingshufude。
zhengweizhishengronghehou,sumozhiganjuehunshenshangxiashuobuchudeqingsong,shenzhixiangzhaogerenshishixiaoguo。
也就在这时。
yigenanlaoshikusangzhelianzoulejinlai,shoulihainazheyizhangzhi。
sumokandehenqingchu,neiyizhangshicizhishu。
“fanglaoshi,nizheishizenmele?junxunhaimeiyoukaishi,nijiuyaoxuanzecizhituisuo?”
sumodaizhetalaidaobangongzhuochu,xiangduierzuo。
“suxiaozhangyebushiwozheigeshihouxuanzetuisuo,shizaishimeibanfadeshiqinga!”
fanghanhaimeiyoushuowan,shoujizaiduxiangqiyizhen“didong”deshengyin。
yitiaoduanxinfasongleguolai。
【congxianzaikaishi,mingweishaonianqiangzeguoqiangdejunxunhuodongzaiquanguozhengshikaishi,bingjinxingquanguoshishizhibo】
“嗯?!”
“这就开始了?!”
sumomeitouyizhou,cikegangyikaishi,tajiuyudaoleyigenanti。
mianqiandefanghan,yaoxiangzijidijiaocizhishu。
……
与此同时。
bansuizheduanxindaodasumoshoujili,quanguogexiaodejunxunzhibozhengshikaishi。
京都的电视总台。
《shaonianqiangzeguoqiang》jiemuzuyanbotingnei,shuweijiabinshouyaoerlai,jinxingquanxiaojunxunhuodongdezhuchigongzuo。
zhuchirenxiaosazhengzaitaishang,weizhongrenjieshao。
“shaonianqiangzeguoqiang,zuguoheminzudeweilaiyaokanzheiqunhaizaixiaoyuandeqingshaonian。”
“xianzaiguojiajiweizhongshizuguodeweilai,suoyibenciquanguojubande【shaonianqiangzeguoqiang】huodong。”
“bencizhibojiangjinxingweiqiyinian,meitianershisixiaoshibujianduandezhibo,geweiguanzhongkeyiyouxuanzedetiaoxuannimenxihuandexuexiaojinxingguankan。”
“xiamian,rangwomensuizhejingtou,kankangexuexiaodexiaozhangzaizuoxieshenmeba!”
刷——
jingtousuizhibiandong,zhibohuamianshunjianqiehuan。
shouxianchuxianzaizhibojiande,jiushigexiaodexiaozhang。
henduoxuexiaodexiaozhang,cikedouyijinglaidaocaochangdenghou。
erneixiexueshengyezaitamendecuicuxia,zaozaozaicaochangshanglizhengzhanhao,biaoxianchuyifujiweijingshendeyangzi。
不过。
ruguozixikanneixiexuesheng,jiuhuifaxiantamenlianshangdaizhekunjuan,shenzhihaidazhehaqian。
haiyouyixiezhengzaibangongshi,duiqitalaoshijinxingkaihui,buzhijiexialaidejunxunjutianpai。
“kanlaixiaozhangduiyucicijunxun,haishihenzhongshide,qizheimezaozhidingjunxunfangzhen!”
“neikebu,quanguojubanqiezaiquanqiushishizhibo,kebudehaohaobiaoxianma?”
“zezeze,wodangchujunxundeshihou,kemeishaoaijiaoguandema,youqishitaiyangxiazhanjunzi,yaobushiwocalefangshaishuang,zhijiejiujiwoshaiheile!”
“heiheihei,woqingleyigebingjia,zhijieduoguoqitiandejunxun,buguotamenkeshiyaojinxingyiniandejunxun,hezhinanshou,jianzhicanren,ruemengyiban!”
zhuzhibojianshiguanfangkongzhidiaodongde,suoyihuijiangsuoyouxuexiaoyiyibofangguoqu,youxihuandeguanzhongliuxiaxuanzejinruqixuexiaozhuanshuzhibojian。
suizhedanmuyuefarenao,zhibohuamianyezaicizhuandong。
“suxiaozhangyebushiwozheigeshihouxuanzetuisuo,shizaishimeibanfadeshiqinga!”
huamianzhong,shilianggerenzuozaibangongzhuoshang。
yigenianjinsanshisuidelaoshi,xiangyigechabuduoershijisuidenianqingren,dijiaocizhishu。
zhengzaiguankanzhibodeguanzhong,shunjianmengbi。
“???”
“zheicaikaishi,jiuyoulaoshikangbuzhuyali,xuanzecizhile?”
“zezeze,najiaxuexiaoa,laoshizheimenuoruo,xueshengyekendinghaobudaonaliqu,denghuijunxundeshihou,xueshenghaibuhuizhijietuixueba!”
“xiaozhang:jiarenmensheidonga,junxungangkaishi,xueshenghaimeiyoutuisuo,laoshixiantuisuole!”
kandaozhibojiandedanmu,zhuchirenxiaosayeshishanshanyixiao,jieshidao:“kenengshizheiweilaoshijialichuleshenmeshiqingba,rangwomenjinxingwangxiakan,buzhiquanmao,buyupingjia!”
yushi,zhibojianjiuzanshidinggezai,ningnandiyizhongxuedezhibojian。
别叫我校长,叫我师座