如何在天坑开局的原生家庭苟活
《如何在天坑开局的原生家庭苟活》 小说介绍
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第一章
1.
wobamadoushidugui，bujindubo，haixujiu。
wojiyizhongtazongshizuizhede，dushuleqianjiuhuihuijiadaza，xiangfengleyiyangshituzaijialidejiaoluozhaodaonapayifenqian。
neishihouwoliusui，shoudexiangzhihou，tanengdanshoubawolinqilai。
meiciyeyenainailaikanwo，zonghuijiwosaidianqian，zhufuwoyaozanghao，bierangbabamamakandao。
youciwobahuilaizhaoqiandeshihouwuyijianzhuangdaolewo，qiandiaolechulai。
congneizhihoutahuijiazhaoqiandediyibushibawolinqilaixiangdoubaofuyiyangdoudou，ranhoubaguangwodeyifubiwoshuochuqiandexialuo。
woshuobuchulai，tajiubawoguanjincesuoli。
neishihouwojiahaishipingfang，xiatianhaihao，dongtianwozhinengnacesuoguazhedemaojinhemobudazaishenshangshituqunuan。
cesuomenshijialichuledamenwaiweiyiyigenengsuoshangde，wobeiguanzailitou，wobazaiwaimianfanxiangdaojudezhaoqian，zhaobudaojiushuaidongxixiefen。
womazaiwaimianyouqingren，buzenmehuijia，ouerhuilaikandaoyidilangjieyebuguan，nalezijidedongxijiuzou，wozaicesuokuhanqiujiudeshengyinyebuhuizuzhitalikaidejiaobu。
houlaiwojiubukule，yexuehuitiqianzaicesuolifangzijideyifuhebobei。
zhishidongtianshizaitaileng，wohaishibingle。
neitianwobameizhaodaoqian，ziguzihuiwoshishuile，wozaicesuolishaodaohunmi，zhidaodiertianyeyenainailaijializuofancaifaxianwo。
songquyiyuanhoujianhuiyitiaoming，zuoertinglishousun，suiranbusuanlong，danhaishiyuyoueryoulemingxiandechayi。
yeyezuozaibingchuangbianaishengtanqi，nainailiuzheleiyibianyouyibianmozhewodetoufa，tashuo：
「zuoniea，yueyatouzenmejiutoutaidaowomenjialeni。」
woyegenzheku，yinweifashaohunshendouteng。
wobalaiguoyiyuanyici，bushilaikanwode，shilaizhaoyeyenainaijieqiande。
tajieleqiandubohaibushang，bierenyaokantashouzhidizhang。
tazaibingfanglikudeshengleijuxia，baozheyeyedetuishuohuigai，zhiyaowoyeyenaqianchulaibangtapingzheicidezhang。
bingfangliqitarendouzaikanwomen，yiyuandebaoanhehushilailatarangtabuyaodaraoqitabingrenxiuxi，tashuo：
「wodouyaosile！tamenxiuxiyouwodemingzhongyaoma！」
lingjiniandeshihouzhianmeixianzaizheimehao，neixiekaiheidufanghefanggaolidaiderenshizhendeganxiashouqurenmingde，zuihouwoyeyenaqianbulezhang，wobaanfenleyigeyue，youchuxianzailepaizhuoshang。
2.
chuyuanzhihouwoquleyeyenainaijiazanzhu，zhunbeilianxidaowomahoubawosongquwomashenbian。
woxinliyiwangebuyuanyi，danshiyezhidaoyeyenainaiqueshizhaogubulewo，yinweitamenshenbianhaiyougeyouzhiliquexiandexiaoerzi。
womazhangdehenpiaoliang，duguojixiao，hewobarenshideshihouyijingtongguoxuexiaofenpeiyoulewendingdegongzuo。
tayikaishiduboyeshiwobadaide，neishihoutamendounianqing，wobaneixieniankenengzhenyoudianyunqizaishenshang，kaodubohefangdaizhuanlebushao，wojianeigepingfangyeshineishihougaide。
youlewozhihoutamenyedu，zhishishidujiushu，tamenjuedewoshisaobaxing，weicimeishaochaojia。
wobaguaiwomaduzibuzhengqi，shenglegewenshen。
womajiushuowoshenshangliudeshilaowangjiadexue，yaowenyeshinimenlaowangjiawen。
chaodaozuihoudadachushou，xiangkanliangyan，gezizaiwaimianzhaoxindeqingren，danjiushidoubutilihun。
yushihoulaiwokaishigenzhewomazhanzhuanzaiyigeyouyigenanrenjiali。
tazhangdepiaoliang，nanpengyouhuandeqin，erqietaxuyaoduzi，yizhiyangbugoutahao。
neixiexingxing**denanrenyeyouhaoyouhuai，haodehuijiwomaichidechuande，ouerdaiwochuquwan，wodejiatingzuoyeshangyehuiyoujiazhangqianzi。
tamenbuqianzijideming，douxiedewomade，zhishizijibutong，laoshizongshuoshiwozijixiede，shuowobuchengshi，ranhouwoshouxinjiuhuiaibanzi。
danjishizheiyangwoyeshikaixinde，bijingyoujiazhangqianzi，wojiubusuanmeirenyaodehaizi。
wunianjideshihouwomajiaolexinnanyou，xingzhou，wojiaotazhoushushu，tahewomazaiyiqileliangnian。
zhoushushupiqihenhao，renyehennaixin，jiulianzidouxiedehenhaokan。
zuiguanjiandeshineiliangniandoushitabangwoqianzi，laoshikanzijiguding，jiubuhuaiyiwozuojiale。
zhoushushushiwokusedetongnianliweiyiyidiantiantou，tabujindanglebaba，yedanglemama。
liunianjideshihouwoyinglaiyuejingchuchao，shibanlidiyigelaiyuejingdenvsheng，suiranzaishenglijiankangkeshangzhidaozheishizhengchangxianxiang，dankuzishanghedengzishangdexuejiyijitongxuemenguguaixinongdeyanguanghaishirangwoxianruleshenshendekongjuheziwoyane。
woqiaokepaohuijia，zhoushushuneitianganghaoxiujia，jianwokuzhepaohuilaihaiyiweiwoshouleqifu，zhidaokandaowokuzishangdexuejicaizhidaofashengleshenme。
tanazhemamadeweishengjinquzhaolelinjudeayi，qingtalaijiaowozenmeduguojingqi，shihouyouqinzikaidaowo：
「zheibushishenmediuliandeshi，zheizhinengshuomingshuyuezhengzaipingandezhangda，shigejiankangdexiaoguniang。」
taneitiangenwojianglehenjiudeanquanjiaoyuke，wanshangzuolewoaichidecaiqingzhuwozhangda。
tashigedinghaoderen，danmamahaishigufuleta。
3.
neishihouwomayijinghenjiumeihuizhoushushujiale，zhoushushushibudubode，zhishiouerhejiu，tamenyeshijiuzhuoshangrenshide。
womaneishihougangbeiqiannanyouganchumen，taluopo，danbieyouyifanfengqing，zhoushushuduicishifenzhemi。
buzhidaoshibushinanrendouyou「jiufengchen」deqingjie，tazongjuedezijishiweilezhengjiumama，caihuizaineishiyudaota。
shishizhengmingwomashilanren，sheidoujiubuleta。
womajirenzuodanbao，beipianleyidabiqian，takuzheqiuzhoushushujiuta。
zhoushushubudebuchengrenmianqianzheigenvrenwuyaokejiu，tamendachaoyijia，zhoushushudamawomashi「poxie」，shi「lanhuo」，tazhizhewawadakudewoshuo：
「nikankanni！nipeizuoshuyuedemuqinma！」
haizaidiankuangzhuangtaidewomalengleyixia，suijishuochulewoyibeizidoubuhuiwangdehua：
「nijiranzheimexihuanta，neiwobatamaijini，nigaoxingzenmewanerdouxing。」
「zhiyaonijiwoqian，wobaozhengbuhuishuochuqu。」
yishijian，wohaoxiangbeiqiazhulehoulong，kushengdoubeiduzhu。
zhoushushuzhenjingdekanzheta，ranhougaogaoyangqishou，quezuizhongmeiyouluoxia。
shiqingzuihou，zhoushushumailezheijianwozhuleliangniandefangzi，jiwomahaileqian，ranhouyishengbuhangdexiaoshizaizheizuochengshi。
worengjiugenzhewomazhanzhuanzainanrenzhijian，haishihuiyouduiwohaodeshushu，danwobuzaitongtamenqinjin。
woxiangxinzhoushushuduiwobingmeiyourenhexiaoxiang，wozhishihaipazaicitingdaomamashuochuneixiehua。
shangchuzhonghou，xueyedouranjiazhong，weilefangbianshangxue，wohuidaoleyiqianzhudepingfang。
wobadangshiyijingzaiwaimianhebiedenvrentongjule，xiangwomayiyangpazaibanlvshenshangxixue。
wodaduoshushijianshiyigerenzhuzaineili，shenghuofeishiyeyenainaijide。
womahenanpengyoufenshoudekongchuangqihuilaihewoyiqizhu，tabiwobahaodedifangshibuhuiluanzadongxi，meiqianchuquhejiudubodeshihouyehuishoushiweishenghuozhezuofan，jiuxiangyigeputongdemuqin。
tahuirangwotangzaitaxigaishang，yehuiwenwoxuexiaolifashengdeshi，zhufuwohaohaoxuexi，ranhouzaiwodezuoyeshangqianzi。
tahuijiaowoqichuang，yehuizaiwanshanglaiwofangjiankanwoyoumeiyougaihaobeizi，shenzhiouerhuixiangyiduiputongmunvneiyangfanhousanbu。
neishihouwojuede，womashiwoaide，suiranzhiyaojiaodaoxinnanyou，tajiuhuilikexiaoshi。
youciwobadaitaqingrenhuilai，zhenghaozhuangjianwofangxue，tasihuhenchayiwodechuxian，danqishiyeyenainaizaojiugentashuoguowoshangchuzhonghuihuilaizhu，taneishihoushuo：
「suibian，fanzhengwobuchuqian。」
现在他说：
「nishenmeshihouhuilaide？」
tashenbiandenvrenkanqilaihennianqing，reqingdehewodazhaohu：
「nijiushishuyueba！zhangdezhenkeai，yidiandoubuxiangniba！」
4.
zheijuhuashuowan，tasihuyejuedebudui，zhenglengleyixiahoubaizheshoushuozijibushineigeyisi。
wobakanzhewo，biaoqingruoyousuosi，dantazuizhongshenmedemeishuo，zhishinaledongxilikaile，zouzhiqianyaozoulewoyibandeshenghuofei。
neizhihou，shenbianturanyouleyixieyaoyan，shuowobushiwobadehaizi。
yaoyanyuyanyuliehou，wobamazhongyuyoutongshichuxianzailexiaopingfangli，yijianmianjiuzaichaojia。
yejiushineitianwocaizhidaowobamayizhibukenlihundezhenzhengyuanyin，juranshidanxincaichanfenpeibujun，shuangfangdoujuededuifanghuirangzijichikui。
wobayaodaiwoquzuoqinzijianding，yicilaizhengmingwomazaizheiduanhunyinliguocuogengda，rangtajingshenchuhu。
womashuokeyi，danshiruguozuochulaiwoshilaowangjiadezhong，neiwobajiudejingshenchuhu，haidechengrenjiushilaowangjiadexuewen，hailezijideduyun。
wokanzhemeijijianjiajuhaisimiantoufengdepingfangxiang：
「nimenyoushenmecaichanzhidezheimexingshidongzhongde，zheixiedongximailedoubugouhainimenxiageyuedezhai。」
wokanjianwobadeqingrenzaiyipangchaofengdexiaozhetamengouyaogou，xiaoshengdigu：「lianggelanrenbilan，jingcai。」
faxianwozaikanta，tayemeiyanshi，zhishichongwotiaomeixiaodegengjiacanlan。
neitiandaodihaishimeiquzuoqinzijianding，yinweilianggerendoubuxiangchujiandingdeqian，zheijianshiyejiubulelezhi。
zheijianshizuizhongchuandaolexuexiaoli，rangwobenjiupinjiderenjiguanxigengshixueshangjiashuang。
wodefumuconglaibuhuilaicanjiajiazhanghui，ziranyemeicanjiadaobanjidejiaweihuili。
jiaweihuidefuzerenduiwodeeyishiminghuanghuangde，suiranmeiyouzhimingdaoxing，danfangxueshiyudaotalaijiehaizi，tayupangrenxianliaoshidemuguangzonghuiluodaowoshenshang，biandeqingmie：
「wojiahaizigenwoshuo，banshangyouxienvshengduanzheyifuqinggaodeyangzi，muzhongwurendehen，yebuzhidaozaiaoshenme。」
qinzijiandingshijianhou，tahejigexiangshudejiazhangdaobangongshiliduilaoshishiya：
「tingshuotabahuaiyitamatourenshengxiatade，zheibushiyezhongshishenme？nimenxuexiaolianzheiyangdehaizidoufangjinlaima！tazenmenenghewomenhaizizaiyiqixuexi！」