《我男朋友是条狗》 小说介绍
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第二章
jiangchenbianhuirenhou,jiuhuilezijijia。
chileshangcidekui,wozheicitiqiandatinghaoxiaoxi,quedingdaqiangbeisonghuijiangchenjiahou,wocaizaicishangmen。
zheiyici,wotoudaolezhenzhengdedaqiang。
huidaojiahou,wojiubajiangchenlaheipingbiyitiaolong,shengpataduiwojinxingwangbao。
ranerdiertianwanshang,daqiangjiushizongle。
wobajialifanlegebian,zuihoushoudaoyitiaomoshenghaomafalaideduanxin:(fenshoujiufenshou,tougousuanshenmeyingxionghaohan!)
妈的!
daqiangbeijiangchenjitouhuiqule!
wodangwanjiuyoubadaqiangtoulehuilai。
zheicijianchilesantian,jiangchenyoubagoupianzoule。
bingqie,jiangchenbuduanfaxiaoxitiaoxin:(nikantagennizouma?nengbunengbiechaisanwomen?)
woqideyayangyang,zhongyurenwukeren,daishangbangqiugun,jiuduojinlejiangchenjiali。batashoushiyidun,kantahaiganbuganlaitoulaoniangdegou!
wosuanzhejiangchenhuijiadeshijian,duozaimenhou,zaikandaoyaochizhuandongsuokong,waimianderenzoujinwuzilishi,shouqigunluo
(砰!)
jiangchenwuzheetouhoutuilehaojibu,zaikanqingmianqiandejingxiangshi,tayaoya:(xinglindenifengle!)
meibajiangchenqiaoyunguoqu,shiwodeshizhi。
wojiangbangqiugunzangzaishenhou,heiheiyixiao:(duibuqile,qianfuge。benlaishixiangbanizouyun,ranhoutougoude......jirannimeiyun,neiwojiuxianzouyibuleha!)
shuozhe,wozhuanshenjiuyaopao!
jiangchenqueshiyibazhuazhuwodeyiling,jiangworutongzhuaxiaojisidetilehuiqu。
tayaoyaqiechidao:(dalerenhaixiangzou?jiwoshangyao!)
我撇撇嘴。
jiangchenhenhendenglewoyiyan。
wozhuanshenjiudakailejuzi,fanzhaochuyiyaoxianglaizhunbeijijiangchenshangyao。
(来,吃点头孢。)
(xinglindeninaozihuailema?)
womomodijiangtoubaofanghuiqu,nachuyaozhunbeijijiangchentu。zheishihou,yuanbensuozaijiaoluodedaqiangchongleguolai,sisidiyaozhuwodekutui,bawowanglingyigefangxiangtuo。
woduizhejiangchentantanshou:(daqiangburangwobangni,nizijidongshouba。)
shuozhe,wojiubayaorengjilejiangchen,touyebuhuidigenzhedaqiangzoule。
daqiangyaozhewodekutui,zaiyichudifangbaozhe。zhengdangwoxiangyaozuzhishi,jiujiandaqiangtuoleyidaipijiuyilaguanchulai。
yibiantuo,haiyibianduizhejiangchendefangxiangaoaojiaozhe。
henxianran,daqiangyaogaosuwoshenme。
wobayilaguanfangzaijiangchenmianqianshi,jiangchenmianlugase。
woxiaodeyufaweisuo:(yo,qianfuge,nibuhuishigenwofenshouzhihou,yigerenzaiyelimomodeba?)
buchuyiwaideshi,wobeidiuchulaile。
连带着大强一起。
wokanzhejiangchenheizheyizhanglian,duiwonuhouyibeizibiejinzheigemenshi,wojiumingbaile。
qianfugeneiduanshijianshizhenshebudewoawuwuwu!
buguo,haomabuchihuitoucao!sheitemerangtawumiewotiantianpaojiubade?renbuleyidian!
huidaojia,wohedaqiangyirenyigoudeshenghuoguodemeizizi,yaoduohaoyouduohao。
womahaijiwojieshaolegexiangqinduixiang,shuoshigaoxueligaoyanzhiwendinggongzuodehuangjindanshenhan,rangwowubiqunaxia。
suiranwomeiyouxiangqindeyixiang,danshikandaozheichuanjieshaoshi,jieletufasongpengyouquan:
(mirendejie,zheijiujizanmendaqiangzhaogeduojinhouba!)
dangwan,jiangchenjiwodaleshijitongdianhua,woshuidesiside,meijiedao。
diertiankandaojilushi,woyijinghuahaozhuangzhunbeiquxiangqinle,guoduanbashoujichuaijindouli。
ranerdanwokaimenshi,jiangchenjiuchuxianzailewojiamenkou。
(linyu!nizhenyaoquxiangqin?)
wokanzheta:(jiwojiagouzizhaogeduojindediediebuxingma?)
huayinhaimeiluo,jiangchenjiuzhuazhulewodeshou,shuoshenmekanlehuangli,jintianbushihechumen,huozheshixingzuoyunshibuxingyunyun。
zuihoutawangwojiayizuan:(woxianglainijiazuoke!)
zheiwulaiyangrangwoxinliguihuozhimao,lengxiaoyisheng,zhuazhujiangchendeyilingjiangrendiulechuqu。
(womenfenshoule!xianzaizhishimoshengren,wopingshenmeyaozhaodaini?)
aosheizhitingdaozheihuadejiangchenjingshihongleyankuang。
wohejiangchenzaiyiqi,chunshushiyinweiwotantujiangchenruannuoxiaonaigoudeshuailian,meicichumendaishangjiangchendouhuiyoujiachengdeganjue。
lianaishi,woyeduijiangchendesajiaorenbuleyidian。
suoyizaidiyicifaxianjiangchenkanmeinvdeshihouworenle,tajiwomailezhikouhongzuobuchang。
dierci,wokanzhetadelian,jiezheren,zheicitasonglewoyigebao。
都说好事不过三。
zaidisancifaxianjiangchensixingbugaishi,raoshikanjianjiangchenneizhanglian,woyerenbuzhule,dangchangjiushuochulefenshou!
yizhiyuwoxianzaikandaojiangchenluoleishi,haiyouxiemeihuanguoshenlai,buzhidaotashibushiyouxiangyongzheiyangdejiekouhuzhuwo。
(nizouba,wojiusuanbuquxiangqin,woyebukenengzhaodainide。)
jiangchenxilexibizi:(nishizhendetaoyanwolema?womenmeikenengle?)
wodiantou:(wojintianjiushijiedaigou,woyebuhuijiedainide!)
huayinweiluo,wojiujiandaojiangchendeyanjiaohualuoxiayidilei,suijijiushiyidaociyandeguangchuanlai。
dangwozaicizhengkaiyanshi,yijingmeiyoujiangchendeshenyingle,zhiyouyizhialasijiazhanzaimenkou。
(嗷呜呜呜呜~)
alasijiachaozhewojiajiaoleliangsheng,suihoujiucongwoshenpangzuanjinjialile。
bushi,qianfuge,nishizhennengbiangoua???
我男朋友是条狗