幼儿园班规怪谈
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shujiajieshuqianzuihouyigezhoumo。yidazao，youeryuanlaoshidadianhuajiaowoquxuexiao。
benyiweizhishiyiciputongdebanhui，quemeixiangdao，henduorenzaiyehuibuqule。1wohehaizibazhengzhilebantian，
yousheiqucanjiazheicijiazhanghui。zuihouwoshule。yinweitashangbantaixinku，zhoumoyaoshuilanjue。pingshenmeni，
mingmingzaishengxinxinzhiqian，wobitazhuandehaiduo。youshihoujuede，huozhezhentingmeiyiside。
jitahexinxinzuowanzaofan，wogandaoyoueryuan。zixuanmayuanyuandijiukandaolewo，genwodazhaohu。
tadeliandanmeitiandoushihongpupude，xiangzhanghongdeqiqiu，qixuehaodeheren。womenyiqizoujinjiaoshi。
zheijinianchushengdehaiziyuelaiyueshao，youeryuandazhongxiaobanjiaqilaizonggongzhiyou4geban，xinxinzaide，jiushi4ban。
banzhurenlilaoshiyijingzaijiangtaishangzhanzhele。kandaota，wohewangchangyiyang，hanletayisheng。「lilaoshihao。」
taxiaozheduiwodianlediantou，rangwozuodaoxinxindeweizishangqu。woguaiguaizaiweizishangzuoxia，
baiwuliaolaidikanxiangsizhou。heibanshanghaihuazhezuihouyicishangkeshidetuya，youceshihaojipaibangui。
wosaoleyiyan，dagaiyoushitiao。xianzaidexiaohaizi，zhendetaixinkule。caishangyoueryuan，
jiubeigezhongtiaotiaokuangkuangshufuzhe。zixuanmazoudaojiangtaipangbian，xiaodao：「lilaoshi，jintiankaihuishiyaozuoshenmeya，
youshenmeshiwokeyibangmangdema？」lilaoshiyaoleyaotou，「woyebuzhidao，shiyuanzhangtongzhiwoguolaide。」
「qingxianzuoxiaba。」zixuanmazheicaishanshanzuohuizijideweizishang。luluxuxudaoleqigejiazhang，
quandouhelilaoshidalezhaohu。zheixiejiazhangwodaduorenshi。chulezihaobaheyixingba，shengxiade，
laidedoushimama。qizhongzuishuxideshizhanglaoshi。tashiwozhizidexiaoxuebanzhuren，
tizhizikaijiazhanghuideshihoujianguoyimian，shiyigeyanlidanfuzedelaoshi。yuanzhanggenzaitamenhoumian，shanshanlaichi。
「lilaoshi，haiyouyizhoucaikaixue，nizhaowoguolaizuoshenme？」lilaoshiyehenjingya。「yuanzhang，
bushinijiaowoguolaidema？」huayinweiluo，「peng」diyisheng，qianhoumendetiemenbeiguanshang。2「zenmehuishi？」
「yemeiyoufenga。」zihaobaqishen，changshikaileyixiamen，quefaxianlabukai。weileanquanqijian，
youeryuandesuoyouchuanghudouweizheyanyanshishidefangdaowang。weiyidechurukou，jiuzhiyouqianhouliangshanmen。
zihaobakanxiangyuanzhang：「yuanzhang，nijiubiegenwomenzaizheiwanshenmeyouxile，woshicongzhuroutanshangganguolaide，
mashanghaidehuiquni。」wodediyifanyinghezihaobashiyiyangde。zhiqianyoueryuanjiujingchangshezhiyixieqinziyouxi，
kaoyanjiazhangzaiyudaokunjingdeshihouruhedaizhehaizitaoli。danjintianhaizimenyedoumeilai，guangkaoyanjiazhang，
youshenmeyisi？womeiyoushuohua。「womeigenniwan……」yuanzhangzhoulezhoumei。tayinyinjuedeyouxieqiguai，
nachushoujikanleyiyan，tongkongdizhen。buzhuodaotabiaoqingdexiweibianhua，woyegenzhedakaishouji。caifaxian，
buzhidaoshenmeshihoukaishi，shoujishangyisixinhaodoumeiyoule。xiangdangyu，womenhewaijiedesuoyoulianxi，
doubeiqieduanle。zheibuxunchangdeqingkuangrangwobuyoudebeihouyizhenfaliang。「zixuanma，zheishizenmehuishiya？」
shenhouchuanlaileyutingmadeshengyin。woshunzhetadeshengyinkanxiangzixuanma。zixuanmashibanlizuirexinchangdeyige，
buguanshenmeshizongqiangzaiqiantou。banqunlidexiaoxitayongyuanshidiyigehuifude，
laoshibuzhiderenwutazongshidiyigepeihewancheng。henduoxiaoxi，tadoushidiyigezhidaode。danzheici，
zixuanmayehaowutouxudiyaoleyaotou。lilaoshiheyuanzhangchangshizhedalehaojigedianhua，doubobuchuqu。
qigejiazhang，lianggelaoshi，jiuzheiyangbeikunzaijiaoshili，sheiyezhaobudaotuokundebanfa。kongqizhujianbiandechenmen，
rangrenjiaozaobuan。zihaobameirenzhu，dianleyigenyan。tahezixuanmazuodezuijin，yanwupiaoleguoqu。
zixuanmamamalieliedizhanleqilai，「zihaoba，zheilizheimeduorenni，niyihuierbuchoubuhuisiba？」
zihaobataiqiyanpikanta，yanzhongluchuleyisixiongguang。「made，
zenmejiuniyitiantiangengecunweihuidamayiyangbibilailaihuaneimeduoni。」zheishi，
yizhizuozaijiaoluomeishuoguohuadeyueyuemayekaikoule。「jiushi。zixuanmatiantianshangcuanxiatiaode，
youshicuizhejiaobanfei，youshizhudongtiyaozaijiaoshijiezhongchoujilaoshimailameimianshuang。」「neimejiji，buzhidaode，
haiyiweitachihuikouleni。」3zixuanmadelianyizhenhongyizhenbai，bengleqilai，zhizhezihaobaheyueyuema，
「woneidoushiweilebanjihao！」yueyuemaqinghengyisheng：「weilebanjihao？wokanneishiweilenizijihaoba？」
「zhuyishinitide，dongxishinimaide，liwushinijiazixuansongde，mingshengdourangnimenjizhuanle，
womenbuleyichuqiandefandaochenglehuairen。」yutingmamabainongzhegangzuohaodemeijia，
manyouyoudao：「huaqianmaidongxiwodaoshimeishenme，jiushizixuanma，xiacinijiaozuoyenengbunengbuyaoneimejiji？」
「wojiayutingdoubeinijiazixuanjuansile。」buzhidaoweishenme，zaizheiyangdefenweixia，
dajiaturandoubazhiqiangannubuganyandehuashuochulaile。qiangkouyizhichaoxiangzixuanma。
zixuanmadelianzhangdeyuelaiyuehong，xiangshiyikesuishihuizibaodeqiqiu。lilaoshibailebaishou，
changshipingxijiazhangjiandenuqi。「dajiadoushiweilezijiahaizihao，xianzaizhongyaodeshixiangbanfachuqu，
jiuxianbuyaojijiaozheixiele。」zixuanmadeliansezheicaihuanhe，qishenmaixiangqianmen，haibuwangdengzihaobayiyan。
「mendoudabukai，jiunizhei，haihaoyisishuozijishinanren！」「quququ，niqukai！ninengdakai，
woguannijiaodie！」zihaobabatawangmenneibianyonglituileyixia。zixuanmayuanbenjiuzoudeji，beitazheimeyitui，
liangqiangliangbu，meizhanwen。「dong」diyisheng，yibaiwushijindeshentiyanyanshishidiyazailetiemenshang。
「hahaha……」jiaoshilixianqiyizhenxiaosheng。danzixuanmahenjiudoumeiyouzaizhanqilai。yuanzhanghaipachushi，
shangqianjitafanlegeshen。zheicaikandao。zixuanmademeixinzhongyangshenshenqianruleyigetiepian。yifan，
fanchuleyigexuelinlindekulong。tadehuxiyijingtingzhi，shuangyanquezhengdeyuangugu，
zhilenglengdikanxiangzihaobadefangxiang。zihaobahedeyi**zuozailedishang。「wanle，wanle……」
qitajiazhangyejianjiaoleqilai。wodaizaizijidezuoweishang，shoujiaofadou。zheishi，yixingbayeyouxiehuangle。
「wokebugennimenzaizheilihaozhele。」tazoudaoqianhoumenyouchangshikaileyicimen，shenzhixiangbamenbaolichuaikai。
dantiemenwensibudong。tasuoxingzhijiequbachuanghushangdefangdaowang。shilejiuniuerhuzhilihou，
fangdaowangshangdegangzhusiyousongdongdejixiang。taxinxibuyi，jiazhonglelidao。「hua——」
gangzhuduanliedeshengyinchuanlai。「wo……chenggongle……」yixingbaniutoukanxiangwomen，zuijiaoshixiangshangde，
yanshenzhongquetouzhewensibudongdemamu。tahouzhihoujuedidixiatou。xiongkoushang，
yigentaganggangcheduandefangdaowanggangzhuguanchuanletadeshenti。xianxueyanzheneigenzengliangdebuxiugang，
yidianyidiandiwangxiadi。「da……da……」「hong！」zaisuoyourendemuguangzhushixia，yixingbacurandaodi。
4zheihuisuoyourendouhuangle。zihaobakaozheqiang，tandaozaidi，kouzhongnannandinianzheshenme。
yueyuemapaodaolejiangtaishang，fenglesidenianzhelilaoshiheyuanzhang，fangfotamenneilishiweiyianquandedifang。
yutingmayebuganzaishuohua，yihuierkanxiangzhanglaoshiwenshizenmehuishi，yihuierlaichewodexiuzi。
zhiyouzhanglaoshihaisuanlengjing，shizhongan**zhe，budongshengse。wojiangzaizuoweishang，jinjinbaozheshuangbei，hunshenfadou。
「xiaoli，zenmehuishi，niganjinkankana！」yuanzhangkanxianglilaoshi。lilaoshiyeyouxieluanlezhangfa，
danhaishiqiangxingzhendinglexialai，anfusuoyouren：「hao，womenxianzaixianfenxiyixiamuqiandeqingkuang……」
tashengyinfazhan，zhanzhanweiweidizhaodaoheibanca，baheibanshangdetuyacadiao，zhunbeiyongheibanfenxidangqiandexingshi。
「dengdeng——」yipangdezhanglaoshituranchusheng。taxiangshikandaoleshenme，shudizoudaojiangtaishang，
zhizheheibanyouce：「zheiliyuanxianxiedeshishenme？」lilaoshizhanshengdao：「ban，bangui……」「neirongni？」
banguiyuanxianshiyongfenbixiede，xianzaiyijingbeililaoshicadiaoleyiban。
yinyuekeyikandaoshengxiadeneirongshi：【3.butuibujibudajia，
womendoushiguaiwawa】【4.jianjiandongxibunengpeng，anquandiyiyaolaoji】【5.wanjuwanwansonghuijia，
shoushizhengqidingguagua】【6.huahuakeyitieqiangshang，buluantuyebuluanhua】【9.wanyouxi，yaorenzhen，
kaikaixinxinbuchaonao】【10.guizezunshouyiqiwan，kuaikuailelehaobaobao】diyitiao、diertiaobeicaleyiban。
diqitiao、dibatiaowanquanbeicale。lilaoshikanxiangyuanzhang，「zheigeshiyuanzhangdingde……」yuanzhangfanguolaiguaita，
「nigelanhuo，wodingde，danshiwoyoubuhuibei！nizuoweibanzhurennandaobuyinggaijideqingchuyixiema？」
zhanglaoshijiantamenkaobuzhu，yaoleyaotou。tazhizhedisantiao，「disantiaoshuo，butuibujibudajia，
gangcaizixuanmajiushibeituileyixiacaiside。」「haiyoudisitiao，jianjiandongxibunengpeng，」
takanxiangyixingbadefangxiang，「tajiushibeijianlidegangtiaochuoside。」「suoyi，
wocaicewomenkenengshijinrulemougerenhuozuzhishedingdekongbuyouxizhong。」「zuoleweifanbanguideshi，jiuhuisi。
」5zhanglaoshideshengyinguofenlengjing。tingdaotadehua，wozhenggerendouxiangshibeidiujinleyigebingjiao，hunshenfadou。
wochangshizhelijietadeyisi。yueyuemalazhelilaoshideshou，jianjiaodao：「shenmekongbuyouxi！
zheigeshijieshangzenmekenengyouzheizhongdongxi！」「yidingshinimenzheixielaoshigaodegui！kuaifangwochuqu，
kuaifangwochuqu！a！」tadejianjiaoshengxiangdianjuyiyangsichezhewodeermo，jiaoderenfanzaobuan。
zhanglaoshiyeyouxiebunaifandizhoulezhoumei，kanxiangta，
zaitajianjiaodejianxilengshengdao：「yaoburanniyaozenmejieshizheiyiqie？」yueyuemazhizhidaojianjiao，
genbenshuobuchuyijuyouyongdehua。zhanglaoshishuangshouchengzaijiangtaishang，
kanxiangtaixiadejiren：「xianzaiwomenyaozuodeshixiangbanfacongzheilihuozhechuqu。shouxianxuyaoxianbuquanshangmiandeguize，
nimenyourennengjideqitajitiaoshishenmema？」kanzheheibanshangcanquedeguize，
【……haobaobao】【……wobangni】wonulichangshihuiyi。woganggangkanguode，woyidingkeyi，
yidingkeyixiangqilai……jimiaohou，wojuqishou。「xiaoxiaoshengyinqingqingshuo，buchaobunaohaobaobao。」「haopengyou，
shoulashou，nibangwoyawobangni。」zhanglaoshikanxianglilaoshi，lilaoshihouzhihoujuedidianlediantou，
bawoganggangshuodeneiliangtiaoguizebushang。「shengxiadeni？」zhanglaoshiwen。woyaoleyaotou，
「wogangzhishipieleyiyan，kanleqianliangxing，shengxiade，wozhendebuzhidaole。」「meishi。」
tahuitoukanxiangheiban，「genjuzheixieyiyoudeguize，wotuiduanyinggaidoushiyixiechangjiandeyoueryuanshouze。」
「zhiyaodajiazuozaizijideweizishang，biaoxiandexiangshigeguaiguaideyoueryuanxuesheng，
yinggaizhishaoduanshijianneibuhuiyoushengmingweixian。」「jiexialaiwomenxuyaoxiangde，jiushiyinggaizenmecongzheilichuqule。
」lilaoshiheyuanzhangdiantourutongjizhuomi，woyegenzhedianlediantou。huran，woganjueyizhishoupandaolewodeshenhou。
wotiaojianfansheban，yixiacongzuoweishangbengleqilai，chadianjiaochulesheng。huitouyikan，shiyutingma。tamiansecangbai，
kanxiangwo：「xinxinma，nihaolihai，jurankanyiyanjiujizhule。」wosongleyikouqi，mianqianggouqizuijiao，
「wozaifandiandagong，pingshijicaidanshenmedejiduole。」qishizhuyaoshiyinweiwozhiqianxuedeshijisuanji，
zaishengxinxinzhiqian，shigechengxuyuan。zhanglaoshikanxiangyueyuema，「yueyuema，niyexianzuohuizijideweizishangba，
jidebuyaozaidachaodanaole。」yueyuemachiyilejimiao。tazouhuizijidezuowei，lakaiyizi。zhuozichoutixia，
yizhizhanglangpalechulai。「a！！！zhanglang！！！」6huayingangluo。「zhiya」yisheng。tianhuabanshang，
diaozhefengshandezuihouyigenluosisongdong。「honglonglong……」fengshanzaijuliwobuguoliangmideweizhidiaoluolexialai，
zhengzhongyueyuemadehounaoshao。tadetoubeizajinleshuzhuoli，zaleyigekengchulai。xianxuesiyi。
choutilideshiwucanzhahezhanglangyiqifeijianlechulai，zhanglangcaizhexueji，padaoqiangfengli。suoyouren，
kandaozheiyimudeshihou，quandoudaizhule。kongqixiangshiningchengleyituandejianghu，duzailehoulonghebiqiangli，
rangrenzhixi。buzhidaoguoleduojiu，wocaizhongyucongqinyanjiandaoyouyigerencansidezhenjingzhonghuanguolai。
womodaolianshangzhanleyeti，wenleyixia，henxing。shijishang，zhenggejiaoshi，budaosanshipingdekongjiannei，
zaoyibeizheiyangdexuexingweitianmanle。zheili，jianzhijiushigerenjiandiyu。danshiwobunenghan，bunengjiao，
bunengbengkui。yinweineiyanghuisi。wosisidiyaozhezijidehukou，yanleidakedakedidiaolexialai。
kongqianjinglehenjiu。zhanglaoshishenhuxileyikouqi，qingqingpailepaishou。「wozhidaodajiaxianzaidouhennanguo，
danshimeiyoubanfa，womenbunengzaizheilidengsi，bixuyaoxiangbanfacongzheilitaochuqu。」
「jiranneirenxiangfangshefadibawomenzheixierenjiaodaozheigedifang，jiuyidingshiyouyuanyinde。」
「haijidewomenzhiqiancanjiaguodeqinziyouxima？」「womenxianzaiyaozuode，jiushijinkenengduodishoujixinxi。」
taxianzuzhisuoyourenzaigezidechoutilimianfanzhaoyixia，youmeiyoushenmezhideguanzhudedongxi。
takanxiangyipangjijinbengkuidelilaoshi：「ruguowomeijicuodehua，zaixuexiaoli，
nimenyinggaiyoujiaoyuxiaohaizibunengfanqitaxiaopengyoudechoutiba？」lilaoshidianlediantou。takanxiangwomen，
zhufudao：「neinimenjideyidingzhinengfanzijidechouti，bierendebuyaodong。」wodianlediantou，
zaixinxindechoutilifanzhaozhe。zhizhaodaolejibaomeikaifengdexiaolatiaohexiaobinggan，haiyouyibentazuixihuandehuiben。
xinxinzheigexiaochihuo，gentashuoguolatiaohebingganbujiankang，burangtachi，tajingrantoutouzangdaolezheili。
yixiangdaotaneigeyuangugudelianjia，jiuxiangshiyouqianwangenzhen，zhiwangwoxindizuirouruandedifangzha。
wodeyankuangyebuzhudiyouxiesuanruan。
wojintianjingranhuijuedehuozhemeiyisi……huozhezenmekenengmeiyisi……keshi，
wozhendehaiyoujihuihuozhecongzheilichuquma……zheishi，yutingmadeshengyincongwodecehoufangchuanlai。
tashoushanghuiwuzheyizhangzhi，yanzhongbengchuxingfendeguang：「wozhaodaoleyutinghuadeyizhanghua！
buzhidaohezheijianshiyoumeiyouguanxi！」7tingdaozheihua，suoyourendoucongzijidezuoweishangzhanleqilai，