被拔掉九根仙尾后，我死了，全家疯了
《被拔掉九根仙尾后，我死了，全家疯了》 小说介绍
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第一章
fujunyingquxiaomeijinfudangri，wozaicishoudaolehuzuchuanxun。
zhiyaowozaisanrineizhanduanfanjiansuoyouqingyuan，biannengshengchuduandiaodebawei，bingningjiejiuweixiudezhengguo，zhongfanqingqiujichengdiwei。
diyiri，wozihuirongyan。
renyouquanchengbaixingtuoma“**”erzi，yeyaoyuenaijinshizaidefujunqingzhiheli。
dierri，woziduanshuangtui。
gunjinhuohongdemutanzhongshaodetiwuwanfu，zhiweiheshouzuqingshendexiongzhangenduanyijue。
disanri，woxueroutigu。
sanbuyibai，jiubuyikou，xueranzhengtiaozhanganjie，congcizaibuqiandieniangdeyangyuzhien。
houlaiwoqijueshenwang，huidaoqingqiudenglindiwei。
kanzhewoliuzaifanjianneijucanquebukandeshigu，quanjiadoufengle！
1.
xiaomeiyufujunyuanfangshi，wobeixiongzhangguanjinyinanchaoshidedilao，shengshengquchulefuzhongshangweichengxingdetaier。
wonianggaoxingdejiangsitaisongqujitai，wodieqianchengdeguizaicitangtimujiaqidao。
tingzhecongxifanglichuanchudezhenzhenhehuansheng，quanjiadousongleyikouqi。
zhiyouwo，kanzheshenxiabeixianxueranhongderuqun，xiaochuleyanlei。
“fudi，nveryuanzhongfanqingqiu。”
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wobenshihuzuzuishouchongdegongzhu，dujieshibaihou，yiwaitoutaidaojiadaozhongluodemufu，chenglequanjingchengzuiluopodeqianjin。
fudiburenwozaifanjianshouku，bianhuanxingwodejiyi，zhongsuwodebatiaoxianwei。
diediejingshangshibai，youlvzaoguanchangdaya。
woxishengyiweizhutanitiangaiming，shimujiabeishouhuangshienchong，rijindoujin。
niangqinbaibingchanshen，yankanjiuyaosashourenhuan。
woxishengyiweibangtaqusanbingtong，yannianyishou，zhongxiannianqingshideguangcai。
xiongzhangtianshengcanji，kongyouyiqiangrexuequewuchushizhan。
woxishengyiweimibutadequexian，shitazaizhanchangshangdafangyicai，lvlizhangong，chenglechaozhongzuinianqingdehuaiyuanjiangjun。
fujunmingyunkanke，cishengbizaosanjie，shengsikanyou。
wojielianxishengsanweititakangxiajienan，houyouduandiaoyiweizhutagongchengmingjiu，xitijingkezhuangyuan。
quanjiashiwoweitiancifuyin，duiwowanbanchongni，shishishuncong。
houlaidieniangzhaohuileyoushibeiezeiguaizoudexiaomei。
xiaomeijiujingfengshuang，xianmuwodejingkuang，guiqiuwoshediaozuihouyiweimibutachengweiquanshijiezuimeilidenvren。
keworuoshijiangbaweiquanbuzheduan，jiuzaiyewufaxiudezhengguo，zhongfanqingqiu。
dieniangkudetileihengliu，xiongzhangnanyanbeitongbuyuanrangwoliqu。
fujungengshiyisixiangbi，chengruguoshiqulewo，neitayehuobuxiaqule。
bingbaozhengruoshiwochedilunweifanren，tajiangjiejinsuoyouhewogongduyusheng。
wozhongshizaitamenderuanmoyingpaoxiasheqizuihouyitiaoxianwei，rangxiaomeichengweileqingguoqingchengdetianxiadiyimeiren。
erwozicijiuchenglezaiyewufashixianyuanwangdeputongfanren。
zhidaoxiaomeishengcheng，zijiyeshilaiziqingqiudetianhu。
tanengrangdiediezuoshanghuangwei，rangniangqinqingchunyongzhu。
rangxiongzhanggonggaiwanghoujiangxiang，rangfujunqingshiliuming。
yushi，quanjiarenjiangxiaomeishiruozhenbao，duiwozeyufalengdan。
xiaomeishuo，ruoxiangshixianrucihongdadeyuanwangxuyaofuchuyidingdaijia。
yanxiabixujiangwofuzhongtaierxianji，cainengchediqusanmujiameiyun，baozhengyihoushunfengshunshui。
yushi，xiongzhangbawobangzaidilaodetiechuangshang，liantongdieniangjiangwofuzhongtaiershengshengpouchu。
meimeiyoushuo，weileduodetianxialongyun，tabixujiajiduguosancijienandejingkezhuangyuan，shengxiatianmingzhizicainengwenguweilaimujiadejiangshan。
suoyi，quanjiarenbawosuozaidilao，shengpawohuiquzuzhifujunhexiaomeidehaoshi。
ketamenbuzhidao，zheiyiqiebuguoshixiaomeichexiademitiandahuang。
erwo，yijingbuzaihule。
zhishengzuihousantian，wobiankeyichedibaituoyanqiandeyiqie。
2.
beiguanzaidilaozhengzhengyiyehou，xiongzhangzhongyushedejiangwofanglechuqu。
wojiaobuxufuhuidaofangli，gangtangzaichuangshangzhunbeixiexipianke，fangmenquebeirenyijiaotikai！
yuwoxiangbanjinshizaidefujunshenmucheng，nuqichongchongdebenwozoulai。
tajiangwocongchuangshanghenhenzhuaiqi，yongcongweiyouguodebinglengyuqichizedao：
“rishangsangan，nibuquxiangdieniangqinganyejiubale，weihelianranerfengdeqinganchadoubuyuanlaihe？nishizaiguyirangtanankanma？”
“raneryunidoushiwodepingqi，benjiuwudaxiaozhifen，xiangnijingchashixiangjiniliugetimian，biebuzhihaodai。”
wobeitachedeshengteng，zuoqishenhoukaozaichuangbian，jingjingzhushizheyanqianzheigecengxunuoyuwogongduzhongshengdenanren，danrankaikou：
“shenmucheng，womenheliba。”
wobuxiangyutazhengbian，gengjuedemeishenmehaojieshide。
shenmuchengningzhemei，kanxiangwodemuguangmanshiyane：
“nihaizaiweineizhimadadexiaoshiyuwoduqi？”
“bujiushiyigeshangweichengxingdetaierma，nandaohuibiwomenjiadeqiantushejihaizhongyao？”
womozheshangyouyutongdexiaofu，xindifanqinongnongdesuanse。
renyaojiehebenjiutianlinanrong，shenmuchengzaineifangmiangengshitianxinglanduo，wobuzhichileduoshaokutoucaihuaishangzheimeyigehaizi。
zhiyinxiaomeichexiadeyijuhuangmiuzhiyan，shenmuchengbiantongyijiangwofuzhongtaierxianji，yibaomujiashunfengshunshui，meiyunjinsan。
wojulilizheng，shituchuopotadehuangyan，quewurenkenxin。
shenmuchengsihaomeiyougujiwocanbaidelianse，shengyingdejiangwolaqutangwu。
“muruoxue，niyongbuzhenahelizhishilaiweixiewo。”
“rujinniyibuzaishicongqianneigehufenghuanyudexianhugongzhu，jiyilunweifanren，jiugaidongdezunshoufanrendeguiju。”
woliangqiangdegenzaitashenpang，zhijueyanqianzheigecengshenaijinshiniandenanzi，rujinshicongweiyouguodemosheng。
jidezuichuyutaxiangyushi，tazhishijiajingpinhandeyijiebuyi。
fumuzaozaoqushi，zaihuangzhinianwulimousheng，xianxieesijietou。
shiwoxinshengburen，batajiejihuifu，binggongyangtajixudushu，zhengquzaorikaoqugongming。
tameiciyuwoduishidouhuibuzijuedelianhong。
jishimanfujinglun，kekouchimune，bushanbiaodazijideqinggan，zhinengbenzhuodejiangsuoyoutaziyiweizhenguidedongxitongtongsongjiwo。
neijutianzheneryouchichengdehuaqieshikeyinzaiwodehuiyili。
“niangshuo，xihuanyigeren，jiugaisongjitazuihaode，zhishiwoqiongsuanwucai，chulezheixieduiwoeryanbijiaozhenzhongdedongxiwai，bianzhishengyikezhenxin。”
zineiyihou，wobianjianjianduitachanshenghaogan。
yizhiyuxianhoubuxizheduansiwei，bangtakangxiajienan，zhutachengweizhuangyuanlang。
buzhishiganji，haishizhenqingshiyi。
kaoshangzhuangyuanhou，shenmuchengzuodediyijianshibianshixiangshengshangqingzhi。
yaobataidajiao，fengfengguangguangquwoweiqi。
jidebaitangzhiritacengyimingxuanshi，cishengfeiwobuai，feiwobuqu。
rujin，queweilebiedenvren，jieerliansanshangtouwodexin。
3.
dangwobeishenmuchengshenglayingzhuaidaotangwushi，yuanbenxuannaodefenweidunshibiandeyouxieguaiyi。
xiaomeimusiranjiandaowohou，neishuangzuyimiluanzhongshengdemeiyanxianshishanguoyimodandandedeyi。
jinjiereqingdexiangwozoulai，xiangfuworuzuo。
“jiejie，niyaoshizaibulai，chakejiuliangle。”
wolenglengpaikaitashenlaideshou。
“musiran，wodainibubo，niquechexiamitiandahuanghaisiwofuzhongtaier，jinriniwojiemei，jiucienduanyijue！”
musiranlianseweiweiyouxiefabai，shunshidaozaileshenmuchenghuaili，xingxingzuotaibanmoqileyanlei。
“muruoxue，nifashenmefeng？”
“ranerxianglaishiniweizhangjie，rujingengshiqianbeixiangnijingcha，niquedangzhezhongbinkedemianrucihuyanluanyu，chenghetitong？”
tingzhezhouweizhizhidiandiandeyilunsheng，wozhishiqingqingyixiao。
“shenmucheng，jirannixianwodiuren，weiheyoubukendayingyuwohelini？”
shenmuchenglianseshunjianbiandeyinchen，dangjituikaimusirandishenghechi：
“niyiweinihaishicengjingneigekeyihufenghuanyudexianhuma？lilewo，youyousheihuiduokanniyiyan？”
wowubipingjingdeyaoleyaotou：“neishiwozijidewenti，yuniwuguan，nizhixuyaoqingchu，nizaiyebupeizuowodefujunjiuhaole。”
shenmuchengjuedezijizaizhongbinkemianqianshileyanmian，dunshiyouxienaohuo。
“nvzijiarenbianshishilezhenjie，tangruozhudongtichuheli，dingranhuibeishirenguanyi“**”demaming！”
“genghekuangniwonaishishengshangcihun，ruogankangzhi，qingzetifaweini，zhongzehuiqurongyan，cishengzaiyetaibuqitou。”
“niwofuqiyichang，tangruokenguaiguaixiangwoheranerrencuo，kanzaijinshiniandeqingfenshang，wobiandanggangcaidehua......”
meidengtabahuashuowan，wozhijiezhaixiatoudingneizhitacengqinshousongjiwodefengzan，duizhunzijidelian。
shenmuchengmianluhairan，xiayishifeipuguolaixiangyaoqiangxiawodefazan。
ranerneidaoxuelinlindebahenzhongjiuhaishichengxianzailesuoyourenyanzhong。
“muruoxue，nifenglema？”
“zhenshibukeliyu，woquzhaotaiyijinizhishang，nizaizheilihaohaofansheng，zhiyaokenrencuo，ganggangdeyiqiejiudangmeifashengguo。”
wolenglengdejiangtatuikai，renyouxianxuehualuo。
“bubile，yizhanglianeryi，xianzaizonggaidayingyuwohelileba？”
woyundanfengqingdeyangzilingshenmuchengmanyanjinge。
danaiyutaganggangyijingdangzhezhongqinpengdemianchengnuo，cikeyezhinengtibiqianxianeizhihelishu。
wonazhehelishubenfuhuanggong，zaiwaiguilejinsangeshichencaizhongyuqiudeshengshangzhunxu。
ciri，wobianzaiquanchangbaixingdetuomashengzhong，pengzheshengzhiyushenmuchengzhengshixuanbuheli。
dezhixiaoxidexiongzhangmuzhangfengdiyishijianmingrenjiangwozhuchufuwai。
tajugaolinxiadekanzhewo，yuqimanshifenzeheshiwang。
“kankannirujindeyangzi，nahaiyouyidianmujiaqianjindeqidu？fandaochenglequanchengbaixingtuomade**！”
“nizhenshitairangwoshiwangle，xianzaijiuquzhaomuchengheranerdaoqian，ruoyingxianglemujiashengyu，yihoubianbuyaozaijiaowoxiongzhangle！”
kanzheyanqianzheiweiweiminghehedehuaiyuanjiangjun，wodezuijiaobujingouqiyimokuxiao。
zizhuanshitoutaihou，muzhangfengzuoweiwodexiongzhang，congxiaoyuwoyiqizhangda，duiwochongniwanfen。
tatianshengcanji，liangtiaotuizhangduanbuyi，queyijiuxianggegaishiyingxiongban，yushizonghuihuzaiwoshenqian。
wogexiayiweizhihaotadecanji，youkuxungaorenshoutaweitu，chuantayishengaoqiangwuyi。
muzhangfenglingjunguilai，beishouhuaiyuanfenghaoneiri，taxingfendejiangwojuzaibankong，shuotacishengzuidadeyuanwangjiushinengshouhuhaowozheigemeimei。
kejiushizheiyangdeshouzuqingyi，quezaiwolunweifanrenhou，dibuguomusirandeyijuhuangmiuzhiyan。
jidetajiangwobangzaidilaodetiechuangshang，shengshengpouchuwofuzhongdetaiershi。
yanzhongdelengmoshineiyanglingrenxinsui。
4.
“ruoxue，ranerziyoubeiezeisuoguaizou，chiletaiduodeku，nizuoweijiejiebenjiugaiduobuchangta，rangchuzijizaijiazhongdeyifenai。”
“keniqueyinweijiduranertongyangyunishixianhuzhinv，weileququyigefuzhongtaier，biannaochuzheimebukandeshiqinglai，nandaonijiumeiyouyisiyihaodelianchizhixinma？”
wozhaixiachujianeiritacengsongjiwodeguanyinyufu，kuseyixiao。
“jiranruci，zheimeiyufuhaijini，ziciyihou，womenxiongmei，enduanyijue。”
muzhangfengxiangshitingjianleshenmexiaohuayiyang，buxiedefachulengxiao：
“tianzhen，niyiweijiangwosongnideyufuguihai，jiunengduanjuexiongmeiqingyile？”
“guoyouguofa，jiayoujiagui，xiangyaozhanduanxiongmeiqingyi，jiuyaoshouduanjinsuiguzhitong，shoutanhuofenshenzhiku，dongxiwotinibeihao，niruoyouzheigedanliangwobianwuhuakeshuo。”
shuozhe，dangjiyouxiarenjiangtanpenduanchu，dianranhou，youdilaiyibatiechui。
muzhangfengdeshenqinggengjiadeyi，xinxinmanmandefengcidao：
“nizixiaoyangzunchuyou，nalicengshouguoyisiyihaodeku？”
“kanzaixuenongyushuideqingfenshang，nixianzaigunhuishenfuqudaoqian，ruoqiudemuchengheranerdeyuanliang，wobianjiwangbujiu。”
woweiweigouchun，feilidejieguodachuihenhenzazaizijidezuotuishang。
“zheiyichui，hainiduiwodeyanghuzhien。”
zaimuzhangfengnanyizhixindemuguangzhong，wotanguizaidi，youjuchuizazailelingyitiaotuishang。
“zheiyichui，hainiduiwodezaiyuzhien。”
muzhangfengzhongyuhuiguoshenlai，kanzhewozaoyibianxingdeshuangtuinushengzema：
“zhushou！kanlainizhenshifengle，danbieyiweizheiyangjiunengboquwodetongqing，nibenjiushixianhuzhuanshi，shuobudingdoushiguyiyanjiwokande。”
“jinrijiusuannibazijizhemodebuchengrenyang，yesihaobunengqutiranerzaiwoxinmuzhongdediwei，gengwufayuanliangnifanxiadezuize。”
bansuizhetadehua，wotuozheshenzigunjinhuohongdetanpenzhong，renyoulieyanfenshen，zhibuzhudecanjiao。
“zheitanhuozhixing，daibiaoniwoxiongmeicongcienduanyijue，liangbuxiangqian。”
muzhangfengdingzhecangbaidemianrongshangqianyijiaotikaihuopen，qiaozhezaoyibiantilinshangdewochunjiaorudongxiangshiyaoshuoxieshenme。
kewoqueyinchengshoubuzhuzheicanliedexingfa，zuizhonghunleguoqu。
第三日。
shangweiqingxingdewohuranbeirenzhuaixiachuang，tuodaomufucitangguizaidishang。
xianglaiyicibeiweihuaizhuchengdediediehenhenshanlewoyibazhang。
“niezhang！nidaodiyaonaodaoshenmeshihou？”
“congqianniguaiqiaodongshi，xiaoshunzhangbei，womenzishidainibubo，jibiannilunweifanren，womenyeshiniweizhangshangmingzhu。”
“kenini？zicong**meihuilai，jinjinianyufadediaomanrenxing，huzuofeiwei。”
“rujin**meihaoburongyijuexinglexianhushenli，niqueyouxinshengduji，feiyaobashiqingnaodezheimenankan！”
niangqinkanxiangwodemuguangyechongmanlexiane。
“xueer，nijiujingshishouleshenmemozhang，caihuibianchengxianzaizheifuyangzi？”
“nicongqianmingmingshibingxueconghuidejingdoucainv，rujinquebianchenglerenrenhandadepopi**，mujiadeliandoukuairangnijidiujinle！”
“buguannishizenmexiangde，dengjintianmuchengxieranerhuimenshi，dingyaohaohaojitamendaogeqian，zhiyaonengrangcishiningxi，nijiuhaishiwomendehaonver。”
hudushangbushizi，keyanqiandedieniangquejujuchuotouwodexin。
womorandekanzhetamen，yanlizhishenghanliang。
“die，niang，nimenzaishuozheixiehuadeshihouliangxinbuhuitongma？”
“duiwobubo，neiweihejianwokushouzhemoquewudongyuzhong？”
“duiwobubo，youweiheqinshoucanhainimenneishangweichushengdesuner，sihaobugujiwodeganshou？”
“duiwobubo，haiweiheningkenxiangxinxiaomeihuzhoudehuanghuayebukenxiangxinwodebianjie？”
“shoulemozhangderenbushiwo，ershinimen，zainimenxinli，shiquliyongjiazhidewoqishizaojiubupeichengweinimendenverle。”
xiangshibeiwojielulezhenmianrong，diedienaoxiuchengnu，henhenjiangwochuaidaozaidi。
“fangsi，jingganshuochurucidanibudaodehualai！”
niangqinguzuoxintong，zaiyipangyanmianchouqi：“womenmujiashangbeizidaodishizuoleshenmenie，jingranhuishengxiazheimeyigebuzhihaodai，budongganendebaiyanlanga！”
wochilidecongdishangpaqi，pizhejiaohudetoufacandanyixiao：
“xianzaijuedewozheigenvershibaiyanlangle？dangchubushinimenkuzhehanzheyaojiangwoliuxiadema？”
“hao，jiranruci，womenbianyeduanlezheixujiadeqinqingba。”
dieniangbeiqidedunzuchuixiong，nubukee。
“muruoxue，hunaoyezonggaiyougexiandu，cishiruojiaowairendezhi，womenmujiadeyanmianhecun？”
“nibupeimianjianliezuliezong，jiwogunchuqufansheng，shenmeshihourencuolezaihuifuxiangranertamendaoqian，xiuyaojiaoluanzheihuimendedaxizhiri。”
shuozhe，jigexiarenbianjiangworengdaolefuwai。
gezheyuanqiang，wotingzhelimianchuanchuzhenzhenhuanxiao，manshiqinrentuanjuderenaofenwei。
qijianbuzhishisheitidaolewodemingzi：“muruoxueni？”
“bubilita，fataquwaimianhaohaofanshengle，zhenshiyuelaiyuebuxianghua！”
woyaotoukuxiao，jianqidishangdeyikuaiwapian，chaojinjinxianggebudaobaimidezhanganjiepaqu。
zigufangjianyouyan，ruozhiyiduanjueshuangqinzhiqing，bianzhiyoutiguhaifu，xuerouhaimuzheiyigefangfa。
dengpadaorenchaoyongdongdezhanganjiekoushi，womeiyousihaoyouyu，juqishouzhongfenglidewapian，yicunyicungexiazijishenshangdexuerou。
cijuyindelurenjingjiaolianlian。
kewoqueqiangchengzheduandiaodeshuangtui，sanbuyibai，jiubuyikou，xuesazhengtiaozhanganjie，yibaodieniangdesuoyouenqing。
buzhiguoleduojiu，wodeyanqianzhenzhenfahei，yishizhujianhuansan。
shuxideshengyincongtianerjiang，daizhenongnongdebeiminxuangaozheiyiqiezhongyujieshu。
“wokeliandenver，niyizhanduanfanjiansuoyouqingyuan，jijiangxiudezhengguo，keyizhongfanqingqiule。”