《被父母逼去地府做牛头马面,我成阎罗送全家进畜生道》 小说介绍
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womengujiahedifuyinsiyouxueqi。
meigebainiandouxuxianjiyimingzisun,weijiazuzidihuanqubainianyangshou。
gegeguyunfanbuxingchouzhongsiqian,bamajingrangwotitaqusi。
“nigeshibainianyiyudetonglingzhe,shigujiadeweilai!nizenmenengrangtaqujiniutoumamiandaxiashou?nitianshengfangu,suoyiniquzuiweiheshi。”
woqingmeizhumadeweihunqilinmengyaoyekuzheqiuwo:
“zhangan,nititaqusi,tatinihuozhequwo。yihouwomendehaizi,huiniannianzainidefentoushaozhi,rangnizaixiamiandanggefujiagui,liangquanqimei。”
wopinsifankang,jingbeitamenguanxiadujiu,dashanghundingqiangxingsonghunrudifu。
ranhouduiwaixuanchengwoejibaobi,weihunqigaijiaguyunfan。
bainianhou,gujiakaozhetonglingshuhundefengshengshuiqi,dabanmingjieguanguangtuan,laidifuxuanyaoshili。
tamenchaoxiaowohaizaijiniutoumamianzuozuikudelaohunguicha,siyiwaku。
shubuzhi,woyishixinrenyanluo。
biaomianshenpangongzheng,tiemianwusi。
shizezhangguanshibacengdiyu,yiwanyinbing。
zuiaikanxueqinxiangcan,hunfeiposan。
......
“guzhangan,kanlainizheiyibainianlaihundebucuo,niutoudoutuichengrenlianle。”
womaliuchunhuadeshengyindaizhebiyi。
tashangxiadaliangzhewoshenshangdeguichafu,neiyanshen,xiangshizaikanyituanfubushangqiangdelanni。
wobagudahaigenzaitashenhou,qingleqingsangzi,yuqishishishebande:
“nigerujinkeshiyangjiandiyitonglingshi,liandifudeluzongpanguandoudejitajifenbomian,womenzheiciteyibanlegemingjieguanguangtuan,jiushixialaikankanni。”
tadunledun,“nizheihaizi,jiushimeichuxi,zaixiamianyibainianlehaishigezouzu。buguoyehao,nigegexianzaichuxile,yihouzongneng......zhaoyingniyier。”
guyunfanhewodeqianweihunqilinmengyaobingjianzoujinlai。
linmengyaowanzhetadegebo,lianshangshiduiwo***luodexianqi。
guyunfanlianshangguazheweixiao,yanshenquexiangdaozi:“zhangan,bainianbujian,bielaiwuyang。yihouzaidifuruoyounanchu,jinguanbaowodemingzi。”
“bijing,rangwairenzhidaowoguyunfandeqindidi,zhishigejiniutoumamianpaotuide,wolianshangyewuguang。”
wochuizheyan,meiyoushuohua。
zheichenmo,beitamendangchenglewunenghexiukui。
liuchunhuayoucoujinlexie,xingfendiduiguyunfanshuo:
“faner,zheicixialai,zhenghaoheyanwangyedadiandadianguanxi!tingshuoxinshangrendezheiweitiemianwusi,danyueshizheiyangderen,yuejiangguiju,womenanguijusongli,tazongbunengbushouba?”
“dengguanxidatongle,rangzangujiadehoushengyexialaililianlilian!congxiaojiugenzheixieguishendajiaodao,yihouchengjiu,bidingyuanchaoyuni!daoshihouwomengujia,kejiubuzhiyiweishenxianle!”
rangtadeerzilaidifulilian?
wozhoulezhoumei,difukebushiyouleyuan。
linmengyaolazheguyunfandeyixiu,jiaodididishuo:
“yunfan,bieguangguzheshuohua,nibushijizhangandaileliwuma?”
guyunfanzheicaixiangqilai,congxiuzhongquchuyigejinhe:
“zhangan,zheishigegeyongtonglingshuweiniqiulaideyanghundan,kebaonihuntibainianbusan,ananwenwendizaidangyibainianguicha。”
tabajinhesaidaowoshouli,neizitai,rutongzaidafayigeqigai。
wohaimeilaidejiyoufanying,yigejianruideshengyinxiangqi。
“wobakeshiyangjiandiyitonglingshi!songniyanghundan,nizenmeyedenachudianxiangyangdejianmianliba?”
yigeyuemowuliusuidexiaoguihun,conglinmengyaoshenhouzuanchulai。
tayibadadiaowoshoulidejinhe,zhigaoqiyangdizhizhewo。
zheishiguyunfanhelinmengyaobuzhiyongshenmexieshu,zaiyangjianjiuninglianhaodeguitai,zhuanmendailaidifudujinde。
shitamendangnianxunuo,yaotiwo“huozhe”shengxiadehaizi。
xiaoguitaijianmeirenguanta,gengjiafangsi,yijiaotifanlepiandianjiaoluolideyizhanyinhundeng。
jiarenlikeweiguoqu,jinzhangdijianchatadexiaojiao。
“aiyowodexiaobao!titenglemei?”
linmengyaoxintengdibaozheta,jihundengbuleyijiao:
“bupabupa,podengeryi,zanjiaxiaobaozuibangle!”
yipangdelaoguichaqidefadou,kanlewoyiyan,renbuzhuchusheng:
“nei......neishixinrenyanluodarenqinshoudiandeyinhundeng,yindushijianyiqiedashanzhihun......”
“shenmeyanluobuyanluo!”
guyunfanlouzheerzi,yilianbuyiweiran:
“mielejiumiele,yizhanpohundengbale,nandaohainengbiwoerjingui?worujinyuluzongpanguandarendouyoujiaoqing,xinyanluohainengweizheidianxiaoshiguaizuiwobucheng?”
bamahelinmengyaoyeweixiaodiantou,shenyiweiran。gudahaideyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,yadishengyinduiguyunfanshuo:
“faner,shuodaozheixinyanluo,nizheicixialai,zhuyaomudejiushixiangbanfa......dashangtadexian!”
tacuozheshou,fangfoyijingkandaopotiandefuguijiuzaiyanqian:
“tingshuozheiweixinyanluoshicongxiaoguichazuoqide,yilushafa,caizuoshangzheigeweizhi。zheizhongmeigenjide,zuixuyaoyangjianyoushiliderenzhichi!zhiyaowomengujianengchengweitazaiyangjiandedaiyanren,neiwomen......”
linmengyaoyecoujinlexie,yadishengyin:
“bashuodedui!erqiechuanwenzheiweiyanluobiaomianshangzuishigongzhengwusi。zheiyangderenwu,xianglaizuihaomianzi,zhiyaowomenpengzheta,shunzheta,buchoutabujiwomenhaochu!”
公正无私?
wotingzhe,zuijiaodehudujiashenlexie。
muguangluozaipangbianneigedougebutingdelaoguichashenshang。
“老王。”
woruoyoushenyidikanletayiyan:
“nilaidifujiqiannianle,jianguodeyanwangbiwochiguodeyan......yandouduo。lai,jigudashiyijiashuoshuo,zanmenzheiweigongzhengwusidexinyanluo,jiujingshigeshenmeyangderenwu?shuodian,tamentingdedongde。”
laoguichamengdiyiduosuo,hunpodoudoufeileyifen。
ta“putong”yishengguizaidishang,shengyinzhandou:
“xiaoshenbuganwangyizhushang!yanluodarentashibainianqianrudedifu,congzuididengdelaohunguichazuoqi......”
tachuanlekouqi,toutoukanlewoyiyan,jianwoqingqingdiantou,caijiezheshuodao:
“zhushangta......tajieruchou,shouduankulie,dangtaludeeguixieshen,doubeitadadehunfeiposan,tunshidaijin,yongbuchaosheng。”
tataitou,yanshensaoguopiandianjiaoluoliyigeheiqiqidezhenzhi,youfeikuaipieleyiyanpangbiandebixi,shengyindoudegenglihaile:
“neigezhenzhi,shishangyigexiangweinizhushangdeguiwang......tadetougaihunguzuode!neigebixi......shishidianyanluoli,bufuzhushangdezhuanlunwang......tadehunpobeilianhuachengde!”
tashuowan,buganzaikanwo,tousisitiezaidimian。
偏殿里死寂一片。
bama、guyunfan、linmengyao,sigerendebiaoqingjiangzhule。
gudahaipuchiyishengxiaochulai,zhizhedishangdouchengyituandelaoguicha:
“nizheilaoguizhennengguiche。yigelaohunguicha,bainianjiunengdangshangyanwang?haibazhuanlunwangjilianle?”
guyunfanyelengxiaoqilai:“zhangan,tingzheilaoguihuzhoude,xinyanluoyeshibainianqianconglaohunguichazuoqide?”
takeyijiazhongle“laohunguicha”sigezi,yanlidejixiaogengnong:
“neiantashuode,xinyanluogenniqibushitongniantonggang?zeze......”
“neizhangan,niyinggaiyerenshixinyanluo?jiusuanburenshi,zonggaitingshuoguoba?zenmerenjiajiunengdangshangyanluo,haolingyinsi?nini?yibainianle,haishigejianbudeguangdekuhaha?”
tajiaxingxingditanlekouqi,yuqilidexingzailehuojihuyaoyichulai:
“ai,didi,bushigegeshuoni,nizheihundeyetecanledianba?zhenshibaixialezheibainianguangyin!”
bamahelinmengyaoyekanzhewo,lianshangshiruchuyizhedebiyi。
wotaiqiyan,yingshangguyunfanneichongmaneyidemuguang。
“shia,shitingcande。”
piandianli,zhishengxialaoguichakongjudechouqisheng。jiuzaizheishi,neixionghaiziguitaibunaifanle。
tazhengtuoguyunfandeshou,chongxiangyanwangdianzhengdiandedamen。
“小宝!慢点!”
bamaheguyunfanzhuilechuqu。
piandianlizhishengxiawohelinmengyao。
linmengyaoconghuntizhongmochuyikuaixueseyupei,neishiwodangniansongjitahushende。
算是定情信物。
taxiangrenglajiyiyang,baneikuaiyupeirengdaowojiaobian。
“顾长安,还你。”
tadeshengyinbingleng,meiyouyisiwendu:“dangniandeshi,suanwoqiannide。xianzaiwuguiyuanzhu,liangqingle。”
takanzhewo,yanshenlishilengmohejinggao:
“yihou,guanhaoniziji,biezaixiangzhelaipanfuwomengujia,gengbiezaiwaimiantiniheyunfandeguanxi。nidangnidexiaoguicha,womenzouwomendeyangguandao。”
“jizhule!yaoshinizaixiamianreleshenmehuoshi,guanhaonidezui!ganqianlianyunfan,ganshuochutademingzi,worangnihunfeiposan,yongshibudechaosheng!”
wotaiqiyan,muguangpingjingwubodikanxianglinmengyaodelian。
guyunfanneisuoweide“diyitonglingshi”,buguoshikaozhexieshutunshiguhunyegui,qiequtamendejiyiheliliangbale。
zheizhongxingwei,zaiyinsi,shixiayouguodedazui。
也好。
tajizhepieqing,jiurangtapieqingba。
tamenyuwo,wuguanzuihao。
xionghaiziguitaijianzhengdianmeiren,jingranyi**zuozaileyanluodeshenpanbaozuoshang。
bamayilianxiaoyidikanzheta。
liuchunhuaxiaoshengdiguzhe,yanjingqueliangdeheren:“zhanzhanyanwangqi!zhanzhanyanwangqi!shuobuding......yihouyenengdangyanwangyeni!”
gudahaiyecuozheshou,heiheixiaoleliangsheng:
“jiushi!zanyunfanrujinzaiyinyangliangjiedouchidekai,xiaobaozuozuozheiyizi,difukanzaiyunfanmianzishang,sheigangengehaizijijiao?”
jianzhuangguitaigengjiadeyiwangxing,chongzhemenkoujigedimeishunyandeguichazuoguilian:
“wobashuole,woyihoushiyaodangdifuzhizhude!zheiweizhichizaodoushiwode!”
neijigeguichachuizhetou,shentibengdesijin。
tamenkanjianlezhanzaipiandianlidewo,jianwoyijiuxiaoyiyingying,zheicaisonglekouqi。
guyunfankanlekanerzi,youkanlekanditoudeguicha,zuijiaowanqi:
“bamashuodedui,difudeguishen......zongguiyaojiwojifenbomiande。”
“luzongpanguanyeduiwoshuoguo,youtazhaofu,wozaidifu,buyongkanrenheguidelianse。”
jiuzaizheishi,yigeyuemosansisuidexiaotongcongcemenpaolejinlai。
xiaotongchuanzheyishenxuansedexiaopao,tashenchuxiaoshouzhizheguitai,naishengnaiqi:
“niweishenmezuowozhushangdeyizi?”
shuoba,tayexiangpashangbaozuo。
guitaizhengdeyi,beigexiaobudianzhizhezhiwen,likehuole。
tacongbaozuoshangtiaoxialai,yidaofuzhoudazaixiaotongshenshang:
“gunkai!zheiyiziwoxiangzuojiuzuo!nizhushangbideguowobama?”
xiaotongcubujifang,zhongzhongshuaizaidishang,xiaozuiyibie,“wa”diyishengkuleqilai。
gudahailikezhouqimeitou:“zheishisheijiameiguijudexiaogui?paodaozheiyanwangdianlaisaye?zhenshizhaosi!”
liuchunhuayeganjinbangqiang:“jiushi!xiaobaobielita!buzhidaonazuanchulaide,meidieniangjiaode!”
guyunfankanzhedishangkuqidexiaotong,meitouyecuzhe:
“guichani?zenmerangzheizhongyeguichuangjinzhengdianlaile?haibukuaituochuquxiayouguo!”
wotaibu,zoulechuqu,jingzhizouxiangneigekuqidexiaoshenying。
xiaotongleiyanmenglongdikandaowo,kushenglidaizheweiqu:
“zhushang!wu......tadawo......tazuonindeyizi......haixiongwo......”“zhushang”lianggezichukoudeshunjian。
gujiajirenlianshangdebiaoqing,congaomandaocuoe,zaidaojingyibuding。
gudahaiqidehunshenfadou,zhizhewo:“zhushang?tajiaonizhushang?”
“ni......nizaidifushouleguipu?guzhangan,nifengle?sishouguipushizhongzui!shiyaoxiayouguozhaqiqisishijiuhuide!nixiangsibielazhewomenquanjiapeizang!”
liuchunhuayefanyingguolai,lianshangxuesetunjin:
“nizheigeniezhang!nixiangzaofanma?!xiangsibielianleiwomen!bielianleiyunfanhexiaobaodeqiancheng!”
guyunfandelianseyinqingbuding,tazhizhewoyaoyaqiechi:
“guzhangan,nigenwomengujiameiguanxile!yibainianqianjiumeiguanxile!shinidandabaotian,shinizijizuonie!”
linmengyaolianshangmanshiyane:
“guzhangan,nizhenshi......shixinfengle!weilemianzi,jingranzaiyanwangdianzuochuzheizhongchunshi,zhenshiexin!”
neiguitaiyoupashangbaozuo,chazheyao,duizhexiamiansuoyourenhandao:
“chaoshenmechao!doujiwobizui!tingjianmeiyou,woxianzaijiushiyanwangye!zheishiwodeyizi!wodedifu!nimentongtongjiwoguixia!”
huayinweiluo,dadianwaihuranchuanlaiguikushenhaozhisheng。
“阎罗升殿——”
yinfenghuxiao,wushuyinbingguijiangzididiyongchu,shouchidaoqiangjianji,jiangzhenggeyanwangdianweideshuixiebutong。
heibaiwuchangfenliliangce,shensuideyanjingsisidingzhebaozuoshangdeguitai,shayijihuningchengshizhi。
jinjiezhe,shenzhegeseguanpaodeshidianyanwangyuguanerru。
weishoudeqinguangwang,jiandaochuanzheguichafudewoshi,tongkongyisuo,likelvzhongyanwangfudikoushou!
“wodeng,koujianzhigaozhushang!zhushangshengshouwujiang!”
gujianeijigerendoukanshale。
sijizhiyouyishun,guyunfanyou“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai:
“guzhangan,nizhangbenshilea!weileyawoyitou,jingranzhaolezheimeduoguidongxilaiyanxi?nihaodadedanzi,yebukankanzheishishenmedifang!”
bamayeyaotoutandao:“womengujiameiyounizheigeaimuxurongdeerzi,zheicinikereledahuole!”
guyunfankandaoneixiefudideyanwangbuweisuodong,youxiaodeqianyanghouhe:
“haizhigaozhushang?piansheini?doushinizhaolaideguhunyeguijiabandeba?zhenzhengdeyanwang,zenmehuitingniyigeguichade?”
“erqiehaihuangchengyanluoshengdian,yanluoni?tazenmemeilai?”
tingdao“yanluo”lianggezi,shidianyanwangqiqitaitoukanwo。
womeiyoushuohua,zhishiditoubawanzhemuzhishangneimeiyouqianrenyanluotouguzuodebanzhi。
heiwuchangkanbuguoyan,zhijiejiangkusangbangdingzaileguyunfandebozishang。
tayanlidekongjuyishanerguo,dahandao:“wonailuzongpanguandepengyou!nimenhuonilema?”
tatidaoluzongpanguan,lianshangyoudaishangdeyi:
“zongpanguandarenzuixinshangwodedaofa,qinkoukuawoshibainiannanyudeqicai!tamenyaoshizhidaonimenzaizheiliyanxi,maochongyanwang,maochongyinbing!nimenquandouyaoxiayouguodiyu!”
guyunfanlenglengdixiaozhe,hunranbujubojingqiandegangcha。
erwoyizhichuizhedeyan,zhongyuhuanhuantaiqi,dandandishuodao:
“陆总判官?”
wodunledun,muguangzhuanxiangbaiwuchang:“qu。”
“baneigexihuanyigongmousidejiahuo......”
“给我,押上来。”
baiwuchangwengshengyingdao:“zunzhushangzhi!”
tazhuanshendabuchuqu,henkuai,lianggetongyangshenzhexuanjiadeguiwangyazhelianggedaizheliaokaodeshenyingzoulejinlai。
neidaoshenying,zhengshishenzheguanpaodeluzongpanguan。
tamenshenshangdeguanfuposuibukan,huntishangbumanlebeihunbianchoudadehenji,qixiweimidaolejidian。
liaokaobeiyadaoguyunfanmianqian,“kuangdang”yisheng,zazaisuoyourendexinshang。
womuguangluozaiguyunfanneizhangxiemanjinghaidelianshang。
“gudashi,nixinxinnianniandepengyou,zuixinshangnidaofadeneiweipanguandaren......yalaile。”
wodunledun,kanzhetadeyanjing:“querenyixia,shitamenma?”
cuipanguankandaowo,huntiyizhan,likeguifuzaidi,shengyinsiya:
“zhushangraoming!xiaoshenzaiyebuganyuyangjianshushisixiangshoushou!zaiyebuganle!”
“啊——!”
guyunfanfachuyishengjianjiao,yanzhuzijihuyaodengchuyankuang!
taliangqiangzhehoutui,zhuangzaitongyangmianwurensedebamashenshang,sangerenyiqidiedaozaidi。
zuozaibaozuoshangdeguitaibeizheijianjiaoheleyitiao,shalenglengdikanzheguidiqiuraodecuipanguan。
linmengyaotuiyiruan,chadianguixia,tasisidingzheneilianggeshenying,duiwoshuodao:
“jiade......zheiyidingshijiade!huanshu!dui!shihehurendehuanshu!guzhangan!ni......nicongnalixuelaizheimeedudefashu!nifengle!nizhenshifengle!”
没人理会她的叫嚣。
guitaihuiguoshenlai,paishoudaxiaoshuo:“haowan,zhenhaowan,dangyanwangzhenguoyin,keyitiantiankandashenxianxiagui,yihouwojiuyaodangyanwang!”
整个大殿的都静了。
neixiefuzaidishangdeshidianyanwang,toumaidegengdi,shentidoudegenglihai。
yinbingguijiangmendeyanshenshunjianbiandewubisenhan,wojinleshouzhongdebingqi。
wokanzheneigezaibaozuoshangsayedexionghaizi,kanzhetaneizhangchongmanwuzhihejiaozongdelian。
“放肆!”
heiwuchangyishenglihe,rutongjinglei。
tashenxingyihuangbianchuxianzaibaozuoqian,pushanbandedashouzhijiejiuzhuguitaidehouyiling,haobuliuqingdijiangtazhuailexialai!
“哇——”
guitaibeizheicubaodeduidaihemengle,kuhaozheshoujiaoluanwu:
“fangkaiwo,fangkaiwo!huaidan!woyaozuodayizi!neishiwode!ba,ma,data,dasita!”
linmengyaoheguyunfankanzheerzibeiruciduidai,xintengdejihudixue。
quelianyigezidoubuganhanchulai,judadekongjusisiezhuletamendehoulong。
heiwuchangjiangkuhaodeguitairenghuiguyunfanjiaobian。
guyunfanxiayishixiangbaozhuerzi,quebeimamianbinglengdeyanshendingzaiyuandi,zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzheerzizaidishangdagunkunao。
我站起身。
chuanguoguifudeshidianyanwang,chuanguogujiaren,zoudaoneigekuqidagundexionghaizipangbian。
woqianqileneigexuanyixiaotongdeshou,zouxiangneiganggangbeidianwuguodeshenpanbaozuo。
laoguichaganjinjiangshangmiandehuichenfuqu。
zaisuoyourendezhushixia,wolazhexiaotong,wenwendizuoleshangqu。
wozuozaibaozuoshang,zitaipingjing。
xiaotongzuozaiwoshence,xiaoshoujinjinzhuazhefushou。
wotaiqitou,muguangsaoguoxiafangneiyizhangzhangkongjudaojizhidelian,saoguobama、guyunfan、linmengyao,haiyouneigezhongyubeihezhudeguitai。
“wanglegaosunimenle,wo,guzhangan,jiushixianzaidedifuyinsizhizhu。”
“wokeyishenpanwanwu,yanchufasui。”
“他们叫我阎罗。”
“yeyouguicha,jiaowodifuzhizhu。”
gujiajigerendoulengzaineili,qiqiaosihudoudusaile。
“douqilaiba。”wodeshengyinbugao,qingxidichuanbiandadian。
shidianyanwangrumengdashe,zhanzhanjingjingdizhanqishen,chuishousuli,daqibuganchu。
“jinribenzuojiazutuanju,xinqingbucuo。”
wohuanhuankaikou,shengyinlitingbuchuxinu:
“burujidajiajianggegushiba。”dadianlijingdekepa,zhiyouguitaioueryayidechouqi。
wohuilehuishou,yinbingguijiangtuixia,zhishengshidianyanwanghejigexinfuguiwang。
wokanzhegujiarenkongjudebiaoqing,kaishiweiweidaolai。
“yibainianqian,yinweigujiahedifuyinsidexueqi,xuyaoxianjiyimingzisunlaidanghunpu......”
wodemuguangzhuyisaoguotamencanbaidelian,jiangtamendangnianchouedezuilianyiyifushu。
“ranhou,zheigejiaoguzhangandexiaoerzi,jiubeizijideqinshengbama,haiyoutaneigeweihunqi,lianshouguanxiadujiu,dashanghunding,qiangxingsongjinledifu。”
“zhenshihaoyichuliangquanqimeidedaxia。”
woweiweiqingshen,chunjiaogouqihudu。
“nimenyiwei,gushidaozheili,jiugaishiyigedijianhunpuzaidifuliyongshichenlundejieju?”
“kexi,nimendacuolesuanpan。”
“hunding,shiyonglaijinguzhiqianghunpode。dannimenwangle,wotianshengfangu,hunpolikongwuyiwu,jiuxiangyigewudideshenyuan。”
guyunfansishengdao:“bukeneng!fanguzenmekeneng......”
“怎么不可能?”
wodaduanta,shengyindouranzhuanli,
“neihundingjingubulewokongwuyiwudehunpo,fanerchenglewoyudifuyuanqilianjiedeshuniu!wobeifaquwangchuanhedilaohun,meiyigebeiwochupengdeyuanhun,tamendebugan、tamendeliliang、tamendejiyi......doubeihundinghuazuozuijingchundeyangliao,beiwotunshidaijin!”
wodeshengyinyoudihuanxialai,
“wangchuanhedi,wanzaiyuanhun,duiwolaishuo,jiushiyichangxiangyongbujindeshengyan。woyibianrenshouzhewanguisiyaodetongku,yibianfengkuangditunshizhetamen。”
“dengwocongwangchuanhedipachulaideshihou,difuzhengzhidaluan。qianrenyanluohunkui,zuoxiashidaguiwangyushidianyanluoneidoubuxiu,zhenggeyinsiluanchengleyiguozhou。”
wodemuguangsaoguodishangneigeyouguiwangtouguzuodezhenzhi。
“tamendouxianglalongwozheigecongdiyulipachulaidefenggou。kexi,tamenbuzhidao,gou,shixuyaozhurende。erwo......”
“zhixiangchengweisuoyourendezhuren。”
“wojiayitoukao,zaitamenliangbaijushangzhishi,wobianqiaoranchuxian,jiangneixiecengjinggaogaozaishangdeguiwang、yanluo,yigegeditunshi,lianhuachengwoliliangdeyibufen。”
wozhilezhineigeheiqiqidebixi,duitamenxiaodao:
“neigebixi,jiushidangchubufuwodezhuanlunwang。tayiweinengzhangkongwo,zuihoufanbeiwolianhualehunpo,yongshiweiwomomo。”
“wodaizhebeiwotunshihoushoufudebaiwanyinbing,yilucongwangsichengshajinyanluodian。dangwolude,jieweifeihui。shunwoyide,guidiweichen。”
woqingxiaoyisheng,gujiarentoupifama。
“qianrenyanluoyiweinengkaolunhuifazezhenyawo?tawangle,tunshilewushuguishendewo,benshen......jiuyijingchengledifuxindefaze!”
wohuanhuanzhanqishen,neishenpojiudeguichafucikezaibaozuodeyingchenxia,fangfoshishijianzuihualidedipao。
woyibubuzouxiayujie,zouxiangtanruanzaididegujiaren。
“yushi,jiudezhixubengta,xindeguijuyouwolaiding。”
“yushi,shidianyanluo,jinguiwoshou。”
“woshuoyouguoyaore,jiubixuyoueguixiaquxizao。”
“woshuoshimoyaozhuan,jiubixuyouhunpojinquyanmo。”
“woshuoxuezhaixuechang......”
wotingzaiguyunfanmianqian,jugaolinxiadikanzhetadelian,shengyinqingrou,quezizirudao:
“gudashi,wozheigekaotunshipashanglaidexinyanluo......”
“nijuede,goubugoutiemianwusi?goubugou......gongzhengyanming?”
“nihaijuedewozheibainianguangyinbaibailangfeilema?”womuguangsaoguopiandianjiaoluolineigeheiqiqidezhenzhi,youpieleyiyanneigeyangshiguaiyidebixi。
gujiajirendeyanshenyegenzhekanguoqu,dangtamendemuguangchujineiliangyangdongxishi,mengdiyisuo,fangfobeitangdao,doudegenglihaile。
guiwangtougu,zhuanlunwanghunpo......laoguichadehuaxiangdusheyiyangzuanjintamennaozili。
“本座心狠。”
wohuanhuankaikou,shengyinyijiupingwen:
“difujiezhi,danzheihen,zhiduiegui,duiluanshen,dui......neixiewangtudabailunhuizhixuzhitu。”
wodemuguangsaoguoxiafangchuishousulideshidianyanwang:
“benzuoyezhizhongshengjieku,suoyibenzuochuanguichafu,shibaijiaxianghuo,jizheiyinsizuogebangyang。zheilunhui,benzuoyaotitiandishouzhe,jiudedangdeqizheigebangyang。”
“suoyi,waimianfengchuanbenzuoshenpangongzheng,tiemianwusi,daoyebusuanquancuo。benzuoduideqizheilunhui,duideqizhongsheng。dan......”
wodeshengyindouranzhuanleng,“chufanlebenzuo,chufanleyinsi,chufanlezheitiandifazederen,yebiexiangyoushenmehaoxiachang!”
guyunfanmengdiyiduosuo,touhenbudezuanjindifengli。
wohuafengyizhuan,“e,duile,benzuoqianxierizi,pairenchalechayangjianshufa,chachulediandongxi。”
“yougesuoweideyangjiandiyitonglingshi,daofatongxuan,nengyuguishengoutong。”
wodunledun,muguangzhongyuzaiciluozaiguyunfanshenshang,“guyunfan,gudashi?”
guyunfanshentijulieyizhan,mengditaitou,lianshangxuesejintun,zuichunduosuozhe,xiangbianjieshenme。
womeijitakaikoudejihui,
“nineixiesuoweidetonglingshu,buguoshikaozhegujiaxueqidebianli,zaiyangjiansishejitan,yihuorenjingxueweiyin,qiangxingtunshineixiewuguwangsizhirendehunpo,qiequtamendejiyiheliliangbale。”
wodehuayuyadetachuanbuguoqi:“yaobuyao......nizijizaibuchongjiju?”
guyunfanyanshenshunjianhuansan,judadekongjurangtajihushiyu。
“biru.......”
womanyouyoudi,qingxidituchujigezi:“nineizuotonglingdaochangdixia,jiujingmaileduoshaojubeinixiganlejingxuedeshigu?”
bamazhenjingdikanzheguyunfan,zhanglezhangzui,yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。
tanzaidishangdelinmengyaoquemengditaiqitou!
tasisidengzheguyunfan,yanzhuzishunjianbumanxuesi,shengyinsiyajianruidihouchulai:
“guyunfan!nibushishuo......bushishuoneixieliliangdoushizushangbiyou!shixueqidailaidefubaoma?”
“niyizhizaipianwo?niyizhizaisharen?a?nishuoa,niduideqiwoma?”
guyunfanbeilinmengyaodangzhongzhiwen,shifennankan,tazhizhelinmengyaodebizijianshengsijiao:
“duideqini?linmengyao,nisuangeshenmedongxi?wopingshenmeyaoduideqini?daizhenizheigezhihuixiangshoudeqiangtoucao,ershouhuo,nijiwodailaiguoshenme?woguyunfanshiyaozuorenshangrende!woyaozhangshengbusi!woyaorenrenjingyang!nini?ninengjiwoshenme?!”
tayueshuoyuejidong,wanquanwangjilezheishishenmedifang,
“xiaobao!wodexiaobao!tashiyaofeihuangtengdade!shiyaochengweixinshende!meiyouneixiejipindeliliang?tanengyoujintian?nixiangshoulebainianderonghuafugui!nixianzaidaolaizhiwenwo?”
taxiesidilidihoujiaozhe。
shidianyanwanglianshangshihaobuyanshidebiyi。
liantanzaidishangdegujiabamadoujingdaile,buganxiangxinzijijingxinpeiyangde“tiancai”jingnengshuochuruci**dehua。
linmengyaobeifennuchongkualelizhi。
“guyunfan!nizheigechusheng!woshaleni!”
tafachuyishengyeshoubandepaoxiao,henhenpuxiangguyunfan!
guyunfanjianjiaoyisheng,xiayishidizhichuyidaoshufa。
linmengyaobeijinguzaiyuandi,guyunfanchouchuhunbian,henhendichouzailinmengyaoshenshang。
gujiadieniangxiangshangqula,quebeiniutoubinglengdegangchalanzhu,
zhinengtanzaidishangjuewangdikuhan:“biedale!biedalea!”
wolenglengdikanzhexiamianzheichanghuangmiujuelundenaoju。dadianli,guyunfanhaizaichouda,zhoumashengcier。
heibaiwuchanglengyanpangguan,wurenzhizhi。
gujiadieniangtanzaidishangkuhao,guitaihedesuozaijiaoluo。
woweiweitaishou,xinpanguanlikeshangqianyibu,gongshenhouming:“zhushang。”
“benzuojinrijiayan,bubianqinzishenli。”
wodeshengyinbugao,queqingxidichuanbiandadian,“laofannibatamendejuanzong......nianlaitingting。”
“是。”
panguanmeiyouchiyi,fankaishengsibu,shangmianshunjianfuxianchujinsedezhuanwen。
“guyunfan,yangshouyibaiershiqizai。yubainianqian,qiequqidiguzhanganzhimingge,taobixueqi。ciweiqitianzhizui,qiyi。”
“bainianjian,yuyangjiansishejitan,yixieshutunshiwuzhuguhunsanqianqibaiershibaming,qieqidaofajiyi,weizuotonglingzhe。ciweihuoshizhizui,qier。”
“weilianzhiguitai,yihuorenjingxueweiyin,zhisishibamingwuguzhebaobi。ciweitulushenglingzhizui,qisan。”
“goujieyinsiguishenpanguan,yiyangjiancaiwuhuanquyinsibianli,wangtuganshelunhuizhixu。ciweiluanfazhizui,qisi。”
panguanmeinianyitiao,guyunfandehuntijiuandanyifen。
tatanzaidishang,zuilifachuhehesheng,queyijubianjiedehuadoushuobuchulai。
gujiafumuhelinmengyaoyijingchedishale,tamenjingkongdikanzheguyunfan。
panguanfanguoyiye,muguangzhuanxianglinmengyao。
“linmengyao,yangshouyibaiershisanzai。bainianqian,beiqihunyue,xiecongqifujiaguandujiu、dahunding,mouhaiweihunfuguzhangan。ciweibeixinqiyi、tongmoushaqinzhizui。”
“哦?”
wozhijianzaifushoushangdianledian,daduanlepanguan,
“dangniantahaiyuwoshuoguo,yaoniannianzaiwodefentoushaozhi,rangwozaixiamiandanggefujiagui......”
“bushang。”wodandandao,“ciwei......weishanzhizui。”
panguanlikegongshen:“zunzhushangzhi。”
linmengyaodeshentijuliediyidou,tamengditaitou,kanxiangbaozuoshangdewo,yanzhongchongmanlefengkuangdeqiqiu。
tagangxiangkaikou,quefaxianhoulongfabuchurenheshengyin。
taxiangpaguolai,quebeiyiguwuxingdeliliangdingzaiyuandi,dongdanbude。
zuihou,cuipanguandemuguangluozaileneiduiyijingmianwurensedefumushenshang。
“gudahai,liuchunhua。weibaozhangzi,xianjicizi。wanggurenlun,tianliangsangjin。ciweijueqinzhizui。”
xuanduwanbi,panguanheshangshengsibu,tuidaoyipang。
zhenggedadiansijiyipian,zhishengxianeixionghaiziguitaidekusheng。
gujiafumuzhongyurenbuzhubengkuichusheng,
“bu!bushiwomen!shita,doushita!”
liuchunhuafengleyiyang,shouzhizhandoudizhixiangguyunfan,
“shita!shitazheigeniezhang!womenshenmedoubuzhidao!tapianwomenshuoneishizushangbiyou!womenshenmedoubuzhidaoa!”
gudahaiyerumengchuxing,liangundaipadiguixingjibu,duizhewopinmingketou,etouzhuangzaidishangfachuchenmendexiangsheng:
“zhangan......yanluodaren!womenkeshinideqinshengfumua!xuenongyushui!zheigeniechumengpianlewomen!womenyeshishouhaizhe!genwomenwuguan,qiuninmingcha!qiunibawomenjiedaodianshang,rangwomenbuchang!womenhaishiyijiarena!”
“一家人?”
wozhanqishen,baozheshenbianneigeyizhianjingdaizhedexiaotong,huanbuzouxiayujie。
“benzuodejiaren,bainianqianjiusile。”wodeshengyinhenqing,quexiangyibabinglengdedao,duanletamenzuihoudehuanxiang。
linmengyaoyanjianqiuqingwuwang,yanshendouranyibian。
tafangqileweizhuangdeshenqing,zhuanerluchuyifujuejuedehenli。
“guzhangan!”tajianjiaodao,shengyinsiya,“dangniandeshi,shiwoduibuqini!danniyebiewangle,ruobushiwomenbanisongxialai,nizenmehuiyoujintian,nizenmekenengdangshangyanluo!niyinggaiganxiewomen!niyinggai......”
tadehuameinengshuowan,huntijiubeiyigujulihenhendichoufeichuqu,zhuangzaidianzhushang,hunguangjihukuisan。
“聒噪。”
wotuchulianggezi,jixuxiangqianzou,zuizhongtingzaileneiduitanruanzaididegujiafumumianqian。
tamentaiqitou,yangwangzhewo,yanshenlishihunzazhekongju、huihenheyisihuangmiuxiwangdefuzaqingxu。
woditoukanzhetamen,lianshangmeiyourenhebiaoqing。
“nimen,bainianqianzuoleyigexuanze。”
“nimenxuanzeleguyunfan,xuanzeletasuodaibiaodesuoweigujiadeweilai。”
“erwo,shinimenxuanzefangqideneige。”
我微微歪了歪头,
“jiranyijingfangqile,weiheyouyaojianqilaini?”
“difudeguiju,youjinwuchu,youshewude。”
“nimenshelewo,deleta。rujintazuinietaotian,zheibianshinimenxuanzedeguo。nimengaizuode,shiananjingjingdi,pinchangta。”
woshuowan,buzaikantamenyiyan,zhuanshenzouhuibaozuo。
tamenyanzhongdezuihouyisiguangmang,chediximiele。
wozhongxinzuoxia,huailidexiaotongyijingshuizhe。
woweitalileliyijin,ranhoutaiqiyan,muguangsaoguoxiafangneijigedengdaicaijuedehunpo。
“panba。”woduipanguanshuo。
panguanzaicishangqian,shengyinbinglengdixuanpan。
“zuihunguyunfan,qitianhuoshi,tulushengling,luanfajueqin,shuzuibingfa。pan——”
“darushibacengdiyuzhichongjiudiyu,lingqihuntiriyeshoujushinianmozhiku,zhizhihunpohuaweijifen。zaijiangqifenmoshouji,touruwangsichengxia,shouqisuohaizhisanqianqibaiershibamingyuanhunyongshikenshi,budechaosheng!”
guyunfanlianaihaodoufabuchulai,bianbeilianggeqingmianguichatuolexiaqu。
“zuihunlinmengyao,beixinqiyi,tongmouweishan。pan——”
“tourulunhuijingtai。lingqiyongshiguankanzijidangnianshiruhebeipan、mouhai、bingzaibainianjianxiangshouronghuadehuamian,ririyeye,xunhuanwangfu,zhizhihunpozaiwujindehuihenyuziwoyanezhongzixingbengkuixiaosan。”
linmengyaobeituozoushi,jianjiaoshenglichongmanlekongju。
zuihou,zhishengxianeiduitanzuozaidishangdefumu,heneigeheshaledeguitai。
panguankanxiangwo,dengdaizhezuihoudezhiyi。
wokanzheneiduihunpo,dandandikaikou:
“tamen,bushikewanggujiarongyao、guangzongyaozume?”
“那就成全他们。”
“jiangtamenerrenhunporonglian,zhuchengliangzunzhangmingdeng,liyunaiheqiaotou。”
“dengyou,yongtamengujiahoushizisundeyangshoulaihuan。meiyouyigegujiahourenyangshouhaojin,bianweizheidengtianyouyifen。”
“rangtamenyongshengyongshidizhanzaizheili,qinyankanzhetamenzuikanzhongdegujiaxuemai,shiruheyinweitamendezuinie,yidaidailunweifanren,haojinyangshou,zuizhongduanzijuesun,chedicongsanjiechuming。”
“rangtamenyongyuanguangyaozhezheitiaohuangquanlu,zhidaogujiazuihouyigewanghun,congtamenyanqianzouguo。”
gudahailiuchunhuamengditaiqitou,yanzhongzhishengxiajuewang!zheishiduitamenzuiedudechengfa!
tamenxianghan,xiangma,quebeiguichachazhuzuituolexiaqu。
大殿终于安静了。
zhishengxianeigegulinglingdeguitai,daidaidikanzhewo。
wokanzheta,piankehou,duiyipangdeniutoushuo:
“xiqutadelingzhiyujiyi,touruchushengdao,xiayishi,zuoyizhishoushanquanba。zhishao,nengxuexueshenmejiaozhongcheng。”
heibaiwuchangwengshenglingming,daizouleguitai。
zhengzuoyanluodian,huifulewangridesenranyusiji。
(完)
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