《绑定上帝系统后,我直接躺赢了》 小说介绍
xiaoshuozhurengongshiweiyuyanmurongyudexiaoshuojiao《bangdingshangdixitonghou,wozhijietangyingle》,gaiwenwenbijijia,neirongfengfu,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:murongyu:“muhounifangxinba,wozaiwairenmianqianyizhiduanzhewangyedejiazi,bierendouyiweiwofeichangchengshuwenzhong。”murongjinchunbian……
《绑定上帝系统后,我直接躺赢了》 第1章 免费试读
[ding!chiguama?guanyuhuangdidedagua!]
weiyuyanlijiliangyanfangguang:“chi!bixuchi!ganjinjiwoqieyigechangchang!”
chiguabujiji,sixiangyouwenti。
chiguarenchiguahun,chiguadoushirenshangren。
zheikeshiguanyuhuangdidebaguaa,pingshisheidoubuganwangwaishuo,lianzhengshiheyeshidoubuganxiededagua,xitongganshuo,weiyuyanjiuganting!
[zuowanhuafeiqugouyinhuangshangle,jiaodididemeirenbingjiyugu,hunshenxuebai,xiaoyaoxiangpuliuyiyangyouxiyouruan,quanshenzhichuanleyijiandahongsedudou,lianxiaokudoumeichuan,yikanjianhuangshangjiujinjinlouzhuhuangshangdeyao,zhenggeshenziwanghuangshanghuailizuan。]
weiyuyanyipaidatui,dahan:“ciji!youshipinmeiyou?sihasiha,woxiangkan!”
xitong:[baoqian,suzhu,xitongzanshihaimeiyouzheigegongneng。]
weiyuyan:“haidengshenme,ganjinkaifaa!”
xitong:[shipingongnengzhengzaikaifazhong,kaifahaozhihoujiuxiangsuzhukaifangshiyong。]
shangdao!zheixitongzhenshitaishangdaole!
weiyuyanmanhuaichongjing:“zheiduanjiwoliuzhe,woyihouyaofanfuguankan!”
系统:[okk.]
budengweiyuyanwen,xitongannaibuzhudewenweiyuyan:[huafeizuanhuangdihuailihou,nicaihouxuzenmezhe?]
weiyuyanluchuyifunidongwodongdajiadoudongdebiaoqing,shuodao:“hainengzenmezhe,wenxiangruanyubaomanhuai,huangdiyibajianghuafeienzaichuangshang,liangrenyipaijihe,jiqingsishedewanchengshengmingdedahexie。”
系统:[错!]
魏语嫣:“?”
xitong:[zhenshideqingkuangshi,huangdiyibatuikailehuafei,huafeijiejieshishideshuailegedapigudun!]
weiyuyanjingyadezuibazhangchengleyigeyuanliuliudexiaoo。
“这皇帝不行!”
shenjiaotiruandedameirendoupudaotahuailile,tayibajiangrentuikaile!
zheihuangdihaishigenanrenma?!
xitongjiezheshuohouxu:[huafeibeishuaizaidishanghou,dangjiweiqudeliangyanhanlei,lianpigushangdetengtongdougubude,congdishangpaqilaihouyouchaozhehuangdishenshangpu。]
weiyuyandezuibayouxiaoojingchengledao。
“azhei……huafeibaizhebunao,yilijingren!”
“jieguoni?zheicihuafeishengpuchenggonglemeiyou?”
xitong:[huangdichouchuyibabaojian,yangshoujiuwanghuafeishenshangpi,chadianmeibahuafeidangchangpichengliangban。]
weiyuyandatan:“baojuna!yidiandoubulianxiangxiyu!”
shaohou,weiyuyanfachulinghunbandekaowen:“zheihuangdishishentiyouji,haishibuhaonvsehaonanse?”
xitong:[zheigewobuzhidao,bijingwomeigenhuangdizaichuangdanshanggunguo。]
weiyuyan:“……”zheihuidameimaobing。
xitong:[suzhu,zheigewentinidaoshikeyigenhuangdigunyigunzhihou,gaosuwodaan。]
魏语嫣怔住。
“nigebuzhengjingdetongzi!haidiaoxisuzhu!bigdan!”
xitongheiheiheijianxixidexiao。
xiaoguozhihou,tawendao:“haiyouyigexiliegua,suzhuyaobuyaochi?”
weiyuyan:“chi!chiguachiyiban,hunshenbushutan!”
toukeduan,xuekeliu,chiguabunengbujiayou。
xinbuhuang,qibuchuan,daguajiuyaojinqingkan!
chijiuyaochiwanzhenggua,nayouchiyibanliuyibandedaoli。
xitong:[huafeizhisuoyineimejihouhoudewanghuangdishenshangpu,shiyinweitanaibuzhujimoheyigenanrentouqing,yijinganjiezhutai,huaishangleyezhong!]
weiyuyanzuibaxingchengdeodoukuaibazuijiaochengbaole!
zheiguataimengle,weiyuyanyijuguocuituokouerchu:“wucao!”
zheidaguashitanengtingdema!
ruoshibeiqitarenzhidaoshangbaojihuangshang,takeshiyaobeikannaodaide!
xiangxiangzheihuangdibeidailvmaoziyijinggoucanle,sheizhidaotahaixilihutuxidangdie!canshangjiacan!
weiyuyanshizaishihaoqi:“neigeganbahuangshanglvledenanrenshishei?”
xitong:[sihouhuafeidetieshentaijian。]
weiyuyan:“ng???”
taijian??tameitingcuoba??
尊嘟假嘟O.o?
weiyuyanmannaodaiwenhao,ditielaoyeyekanshoujitongkuanbiaoqing。
“tongzi,nizheiguabaozhenma?zheipabushigejiagua?”
xitong:[zheitaijianshihuafeideqingmeizhuma,weileyizhipeibanzaihuafeishenbian,tongguohuiludefangshihundaolehougong。]
weiyuyan:“bierenweiaizisha,zheigenanrenweiaizigong?”
xitong:[cuo!zheigenanrenhaishiwanzhengnanershen,meishedegediao,jiushigejiataijian。]
weiyuyandezuijiaochenggongbeichengbao!
wuwa!ciji!haoyichugualiangua,guazhonggua,taowagua!
huangdibeilv、xidangdie、hougonghaibeiyigejiataijianhuohuole,zheisangedaguasuibianyigebeihuangdizhidao,huangdihaibudebeiqidetuxue!
weiyuyanmolemofatengdezuijiao:“tongzi,zheisangedaguatianzhidizhi,tongzhiwozhi,kebunengzairangqitarenzhidaole。”
xitongzhengyaodiantou,huran,zhiyayisheng,menbeicongwaimiantuikaile!
yigenvrenshuangshouchayaozhanzaimenzhongyang,nushizheweiyuyandao:“niganggangzaishuoshenme!nizaishuohuangshangdehuaihua,wodoutingdaole!”
xitong:[wa~e!wei!suzhunidetouhainengbaozhuma?]
weiyuyanzhengtangzaiyiduichaihuoshang,zuilijiaozheyigengouweibacao。
bushitaaichicao,ershizicongtachuandao《niubidinvxiaohaha,qiongbishunvchibaba》zheibenshuli,jiuyizhibeiguanzaichaifang。
doubeiguanqilaile,fanziranshimeidechi,peibanzheweiyuyandezhiyouheimaodalaoshuhegancao。
tayoulianggexuanze:yaomechiheimaodalaoshu,yaomechigancao。
weiyuyanguoduanxuanzelechicao。
erbataguanjinchaifangdejiushiyanqianzheigenvren,jiushibingbuzhengliupinguanyuan、bingbuzhushidedangjiazhumu,changhuixiu。
weiyuyandaliangzhechanghuixiu,liuyeximeidanfengyan,quangutuchubozuichun,yikanjiubushigeshancha。
yuanzhushiweifuneibushouchongdeshunv,yinweichifandiaoleyilimizaizhuozishang,zhumuchanghuixiubianchenjifanan,bataguanjinchaifangcuomo,sitianbujitafanchibujitashuihe,meiqimingyuejiaotazhenxiliangshi,yaotafanshenglilijiexinkudedadaoli。
duici,weiyuyanbiaoshi:kequnimadeba!
yuanzhubeichanghuixiushengdedinvyiwanfankouzaitoushangdeshihou,zheigedangjiazhumuzenmebatanverguanjinchaifangfanshengdadaoli?
zhemorenjiuzhemorenba,zheigechanghuixiuhaibalabalayiduidadaoli。
xiuer,shinima!niketaihuixiule!zhenbuwangnijiaochanghuixiu!
changhuixiumizheyanjingsisidingzheweiyuyan:“wogangcaitingdehenqingchu,nizaiwangyishengshang,nizuihaojiwocongshizhaolai!buranwobanishuodeshiqinggaosudangjinshengshang,nijiushiyoushigenaodaiyebugoukan!”
xitong:[wuhu!chiguachidaodiaonaodai,suzhunishidiyiren。]
weiyuyanweiweiyixiao,bujibuzao,mianhuangjishoudexiaolianshangbujiansihaohaipadeshense。
tazhizhiwangjinchanghuixiudeyanjing:“niruozhenshitingdaowoshuohuangdidehuaihua,haiyaowozhaoshenmezhao,zhijiequgaofawobei。”
weiyuyanyierduojiutingchulaile,changhuixiuhualiqianhoumaodun,jiushizaiguyizhata。
changhuixiumeixiangdaojimouyixiazibianbeiweiyuyanjiechuan,lianselengzhu。
sulairourouruoruodeshunvturanshuochuyijudingzhuangdehua,changanxiujuedezijideweiyanshoudaoleshenshendemaofan,tayaozheyadao:“nigebuzhizunbeidejianbi!”
weiyuyanweiweiyixiao:“fandan。”
changhuixiuyoushiyidai,beiqidemianhongerchi。
xitongmeirenzhu:[hahahahahaha,zheigesuzhuzhenshitaihaowanle,zheifandanerzisiliangboqianjin,yongdejihao,miaoa~]
changhuixiuyongshouzhizhizheweiyuyan:“jirannimingwanbuhua,buzhitiangaodihou,neijiujiezhezaichaifangfansheng,yulaoshudaizaiyiqi,xiangnizheizhongchushenbeiweidejianbi,yejiuzhipeigenlaoshudaizaiyiqi!”
shuowanhua,changhuixiujiuquguanchaifangdemen。
zheishi,yizhiheimaodalaoshujijijijiaozhecongweiyuyanyanqianpaoguo。
weiyuyanchouzhunshiji,congdishangpaqilai,xiaojiaoduizheneizhiheimaodalaoshu,miaozhunchanghuixiu,shichuquanshendeliqitiguoqu!
heimaodalaoshuzaikongzhonghuaguoyidaopiaoliangdepaowuxian,bupianbuyi,piajiyisheng,zazaichanghuixiudelianshang!
sixinliefeidejiaoshengxiangqi:“a——!”
guonianshazhudoumeichanghuixiujiaodexiang!
changhuixiukuaibeihefengle,shuangjiaoluanbeng,shouwuzudao,naodailuanhuang,meiyoubanfenyitaikeyan,xiangyaobaheimaodalaoshunongdaodishang。
heimaodalaoshuyeshoudaolejinghe,jijijijiaodegengjiadasheng,shunzhechanghuixiudelianwangxialuanpa。
嘶溜——
heimaodalaoshushunzhechanghuixiudelingkou,diaojinletadedahongsedudouli!
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绑定上帝系统后,我直接躺赢了