绑定学人精系统后我崩溃了
《绑定学人精系统后我崩溃了》 小说介绍
shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《bangdingxuerenjingxitonghouwobengkuile》，leishuyuyanqingticai，zhurengongshixiachenxiyujibai，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuoguluyu，gushineironggenggai：woxiangqilewozaiqqlimianhetadegangaduihua，zaiwangluoshangmofangmofangjiusuanle，xianxiawohaihetachuanyimoyiyangdeyifuchuxianzaizheili。……
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第1章
bangdingxuerenjingxitonghouwobengkuile：
“zenmemofangyujibaia？yaobunihaishishalewoba。”
yinwei，yujibaishiwoanlianlewuniandenanshen。
yujibaihuanqianmingwojiuhuan，huantouxiangwoyehuan。
zaiwodiyibaicitoutapengyouquanbeijinghou。
yujibaizhongyunule，tajiwofalaixiaoxi：
“再偷死妈。”
1.
“buhaoyisi，wo......”
wohuahaimeiyoudawan，yujibaineibianhenkuaijiuyoufalexindexiaoxi：
“nishishei？ruguoxiacihaibeiwofaxiannitouwodebeijingdehua，wojiukaolvshanhaoyoule。”
wobianjiwandezishanshanjianjian，zuizhongzhihuifuleyiju“haode。”
yigunanyiyanzhuangdeshiluozaiwodexinzhongsichumanyan，yuanlaitazaojiuyijingwangjilewodea。
gaozhongshiqideyujibai，zhangdeshuai，huidalanqiu，xuexichengjihao，shixuexiaolimianwushunvhaizideanlianduixiang。
baokuowo，yigepingpingwuqide，anlianyujibaidenvhaizizhongdeyige。
buguobuyiyangdeshi，gaozhongshiqidewozhangmanleqingchundou，youheiyoupang，haidingzhehenanhaiziyiyangdeduandefaxing。
wojingchangbeineixienanshenghanzuosifeizhu，gebulin，nvshengmenyebuyuanyihewozuopengyou。
yitianwobeinanshengmenezuojushubaolimianfangleyitiaomaomaochonghedebuganshuohuadeshihou，yujibaijiushizheigeshihouchuxiande。
tanazhelanqiuconggebibanluguo，yidaqunnanshengcuyongzheta。
tajiaozhulemomobamaomaochongdiujinlajitongdewo：
“wei，beineixienandeqifuleweishenmebufanji？nideruanruozhihuirangneixieqifuniderenyuelaiyuexiaozhang。”
wodizhetoubushuohua，pangbiandenanshengyequanzheyujibai：
“laoyu，tingshuozheigebandenanshengzhuaidehen，zanmenhaishishaoguanxianshileba。”
yujibaijiangkuangquanshuipingdiujinlelajitong，yigewanmeidesanfen：
“zhenghao，wozaojiukantamenbushunyanle。”
houlaiwotingshuoyujibaiyigerendantiaolewomenbanliugenansheng，haizaijiatingkeleliangzhou。
zaihoulai，jiushigaokaoguohou，tingshuotakaolegebucuodaxue。
neigeshihouwomenliuxinghujiaqqhaoyou，wojiushineigeshihoujiashangyujibaide。
kewomeixiangdaotazaojiuyijingjiangwowangle。
ruguobushizheigexuerenjingxitong，woxiangwozheibeizidoubuhuishoudaolaiziyujibaidehaoyouxiaoxiba。
kewomeixiangdao，shijiezheimexiao，wodiertianzhuantoujiuchuanzheyimoyiyangyifuyujianleyujibai。
gengmeixiangdao，daodaerle，wocaifaxianwoheyujibaibaodejingranshitongyisuoxuexiao。
2.
yujibaixihuanzaizijidedongtailimianfenxiangmeirichuanda，tachuandeyifudoushizhongxingfengde。
xuerenjingxitongguiding，zhiyaowomofangyujibaidexingweimanyibaici，jiukeyijiangxuerenjingxitongshengjiweixuebaxitong。
zheishiwodiwushicimofangyujibai，erwozheicimofangdeshichuanda。
woheyujibaitongyangchuanzhebaiseyundongxiuxiantaozhuangchuxianzaiyingyujiaodeshihou，zhouweiderenqundoufenfenfachuleqihongsheng。
“laoyu，nishenmeshihoujiaodenvpengyou，haichuanqinglvzhuanglaiyingyujiaoma？zheimegaodiao。”
zhouweiderenchuiqilekoushao：
“nibieshuo，xinsaozizhangdehaizhenhaokan，youbaiyoushouyanjinghaizheimeshuilingling。”
yujibaizhuoredeshixianluozailewodeshenshang，tashangshangxiaxiadaliangzhewo，zuihouwenleyiju：
“womenshibushijianguo？”
woxiangqilewozaiqqlimianhetadegangaduihua，zaiwangluoshangmofangmofangjiusuanle，xianxiawohaihetachuanyimoyiyangdeyifuchuxianzaizheili。
takendinghuiyiweiwoshishenmebiantaigenzongkuang，woxianzaisuanshitiaojinhuangheyexibuqingle。
“shenmema，yuanlainiliangburenshiya，hewoyitiao。”
turanyigenvshengcongwodeshenhouzoulechulai。
tadeshoushanghainazheyibeinaicha，kandaoyujibaideneiyike，tadeyishuangyanjingdoumaozhefenhongsedexingxing：
“tianqire，jibai，zheishiwojinimaidebohenailv，zhenghaokeyijieshujiangwen。”
yujibailengzheyankanzheneigenvshengdiguolaidenaichachichibukenjie，kewoquekandaotawozhedequantoudouyijingqingjinbaoqi。
pangbianyourenkanbuxiaqule，lianmangshuodao：
“laoyu，zheikeshichengweiweixiaohua，nijintiankezhenshiyanfubuqian，kebawomenjixianmuhuaile。”
yujibaideliansegengheile，talengzhelianduineigejiaozuochengweiweidenvshengshuodao：
“woyijingyounvpengyoule，meikandaowomenchuanzheqinglvzhuangma？”
shuowan，yujibaijingranzhudongguolaiqianqilewodeshou，wojinzhangdeshouxindouzaimaohan。
chengweiweisisididingzhewomenliangrenjiaowozaiyiqideshou：
“kenigangcaishuonimenlianggerenburenshi。”
“neishiyinweiwomenzaichaojia，cheng**，buhaoyisi，yujibaixianzaishiwodenanpengyou，buguannihetazhijianzhiqianfashengguoshenme，doubuyaozailaidaraotalee。”
wofanyingjikuai，zhijiejuqilewomenlianggerendeshouchaozhechengweiweihuanglehuang。
chengweiweizhijieqideyanquandouhongle，yibianmozheyanlei，yibianshangxindiluohuangertao。
wosongleyikouqi，quefaxianzijideshouyujibaisisideqianzhe，zhidaoyigewurenzhichuyujibaicaisongkailewodeshou。
3.
“shuoba，weishenmehewochuanyimoyiyangdeyifu，haiyoujintianchuxianzaizheiliyinggaibushiqiaoheba。”
yujibaiyinweiganggangqianzhewopao，etoushanghenkuaijiuchuxianlebohan，taqingweidechuanzheqi。
yangguangtouguoyaohuangdeshuyintouzaitajingzhiwuguanshang，woyishizhijiankandewangjiyikaileyan。
“shuoba，shibushianliange？”
yujibaituranwanxiayaolai，talianshangdemaokongdouqingxikejian。
zheishiwodiyiciheyujibaizhijiandejulizheimejin，wojinzhangdelianhuxidoukuaiyaowangjile。
“niyinggaishigaoyijiubandexiachenxiba？”
yujibaituranshenchushouchaoxiangwodenaodai。
tajingranrenchulewo，haijidewodemingzi？wodexinkaishiputongputongtiaodong。
“nibianpiaolianglehenduo，yaobushijintianzaihuodongdemingdanshangkandaoyouzheigemingzi，wodoukuairenbuchulainile。”
yujibaijiangwotoushangdeyipianhuabanbonongxialai?：
“huashuozanlianglaotongxueyichang，yougemangbuzhidaonifangbufangbianbangyixia？”
4.
huisushedelushang，wodenaodaidoushimengmengde。
wojingranheyujibaichenglemingyishangdenannvpengyou？zaiwomenyijinghenduoniandoumeiyoujiaojideqingkuangxia。
yujibairangwodangtadeguapainvyoudeshihou，wozhenggerendoulengzaileyuandi。
ertazheimezuozhibuguoshirangchengweiweiduizijisixin。
tahaihewojiangletahechengweiweizhijiandegushi，wozheicaimingbaiweishenmetashuotahechengweiweizhijianshijueduibukenengde。
chengweiweihetarenshideshihou，tashiyounanpengyoude，erchengweiweidenanpengyouzhenghaojiushiyujibaideshiyou。
chengweiweihetashiyougaozhongjiuzaiyiqile，zaiyiqilesannian，tashiyouhenxihuanchengweiwei。
keshichengweiweiqueyiqingbielianleyujibai，shuoshenmefeiyujibaidenvpengyoubuzuo，haiqiangxinghezijizaiyiqisanniandenanpengyoufenshou。
yujibaishiyoufenshouzhihou，xiangbukaizhijietiaolelou，yitiaohuohuodexingmingjiuzheimemeile。xuexiaoweilebimianshiqingnaoda，suoyihenkuaijiufengsuolexiaoxi。
zaijiashangneigeshihouxinshengruxue，suoyizhidaozheijianshiqingderenbingbuduo。
kechengweiweibujinmeiyougandaoyisikuijiu，yijiubianbenjialidizhuiqiuyujibai，zheiduiyujibaideshenghuodouzaochengleyidingdekunrao。
tingwanzheigegushizhihouwochenmole，yujibaipailepaiwodejianbang：
“fangxin，laotongxue，danggedenvpengyouhaochuduoduo，gebaoniqimobuguake，haibaonimeitiandouyouzaocanchi。”
neigeshihouwoganjuezijijiuhaoxiangbeiyigejudadetangguojizayunle，zhenggerendouyunhuhude，zaiwohaimeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou，wojiuchengweileyujibaideguapainvyou。
5.
youleyujibaidenvpengyoudezheiyicengshenfenzhihou，wozuijindexuerenjingxitongdefenshuzaicengcengdishangzhang。
woheyujibaikeyiguangmingzhengdadechiyiyangdedongxi，youdeshihouwohaihuizhuanmenmaineizhongyiyangdexiaoguashisongjiyujibaiyige，meiyueqimingshiqinglvkuan。
yigeyuehou，wodexuerenjingxitongdefenshujingranyijingshangzhangdaole80fen，wochadianmeiyoukaixindijiyujibailaiyigedafeiwen。
“shenmeshiqingzheimekaixin？”
jiaxizhenzuoweilekanqilaigengbizhen，yujibaimeitiandouhuisongwoxiawanzixi。
buguozheihaizhendeyouqixiao，chengweiweibujinbulaisaoraoyujibai。
takandaowomenlianggerendeshihoujiudoushiraozhedaozoude。
6.
xuerenjingxitongzhongyuzaidiergeyuedeshihoudadaole99fen，haiyouyifenchichimeibanfamandiao。
wowenxuerenjingxitong，xuerenjingxitongqueshuozuihouzheiyifen，zhiyourangbeimofangzheduiwodehaogandudadaobaifenzhibaicainengnadao。
wochadianliangyanyifan，meiyouyunsiguoqu。
suiranwoheyujibaizoudequeshihenjin，danshiwobingbujuededuanduandeshijianneiwojiunenggourangyujibaiduiwodehaogandudadaobaifenzhibai。
zheinalishixuerenjingxitongzheifenmingshikengdiexitonga！
“suzhu，nibiedanxin。juxitonghoutaijiance，yujibaiduinidehaoganduyijingdaodalebaifenzhijiushijiule，huoxunizhiyaozhudongdequbiaobai，biaomingxinjijiunenggounadaozuihouyifenlee。”
wosisuoleyixia，houtianzhenghaojiushiyujibaideshengri，huoxuzheishiwobiaobaidezuijiashiji。
yujibaishengrineitianyaoqinglehenduoren，shenzhihaiyouhenduowomengaozhongjiurenshidegongtonghaoyou。
neixienanshengkandaowozhihoudoukaishifenfenjingtan：
“woqu，xiachenxi，nizenmebianhuazheimeda，gejigedoukuairenbuchulainile。”
“nixianzaiyoumeiyouduixiang？meiyoudehua，nengjiwogezhuinidejihuibu？”
yujibaidangchugaozhongneixiehaogemendouweizaiwodeshenbianzantandao，wobeitamenkuajiangdebuhaoyisidedixialetou。
“haole，jiunizuiduo，ganjinqukankanwodingdedangaoyoumeiyoudao。”
yujibaibudongshengsedidangzaileneigeshuoyaozhuiwodenanshengmianqian。
tamenhaibuzhidaowoheyujibaizhijiandeguanxi，neigenanshengxingxingdishuodao：
“haolehaolezhidaole，nishishouxingnizuidaxingleba。”
“tamenshuohuajiushizheiyangde，kouwuzhelan，aikaiwanxiao，nibiefangzaixinshang。”
yujibairoulerouwodetoufa，zhuanshenyouqujiedaigangdaodepengyoumen。
7.
dangaodaole，kaishichangshengrigedeshihou，wozuanzheshoulimiandeyitiaozhuanmenweiyujibaidingzhideshouliankaishijinzhangqilai。
changgewanbi，yujibaituranzhaohulezairenqunzhongdewo：
“xiachenxi，niguolaihewoyiqichuilazhuba。”
“哇哦！”
“nimenlianggezhijianyoushiqing。”
zhouweiderenqunkaishifenfenqihong。
erwoxinlimonianzhe，chuiwanlazhudenglianglewojiubiaobai，chuiwanlazhudenglianglewojiubiaobai。
wochuanzhexiaobaiqunzoudaoleyujibaideshenbian，heianzhongdezhuodixia，taturanqianzhulewodeshou，duiwoshuodao：
“wodelazhujinichui，wodeyuanwangyejinixu。”
wobishangyanjing，chuimielesuoyoudelazhu，zhengkaiyanjing，quefaxianyanqianhaishiyipianqihei。
“zenmehuishi？shibushitingdianle？”
“wasai，aniu，niganjinquheqiantaifanyingyixia。”
wozhengzaixinlimianxiangzhetiangongbuzuomeideshihou，turanganshoudaoyourenlazhulewodejianbang，ranhouyonglidejiangwolaxianglemenwai。
8.
paodaoleguangliangchu，wocaikanqinglelazhewodeshoudelairen。
jingranshichengweiwei，tadeyanshenshifenfuzadekanxiangwo，yuyanyouzhi。
“shuoba，nilaizhaowoshenmeshi？”
wochazheyao，kanxiangchengweiwei。
“nijintianshibushixiangzaishengriyanhuishangduiyujibaibiaobai？”
chengweiweideyuqiduding，jianwoyouxieyihuo，tacongdoulimiantaochuleyigexiaozitiao。
shiwozhiqianweilebiaobaipailianerxiedexiaozitiao，shangmianjiushiwoxiangduiyujibaixiangshuodebiaobaidehua。
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