《本宫摆烂后,全后宫都疯了》 小说介绍
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chuzhaozhaochenggongwanchengzhangguairenwu,huodelexitongjianglide100jifen,tahaobuyouyudizaixitongshangchengzhongduihuanle“furuoningzhigao”。zheigaotizhuangzaiyigexiaoqiaojingzhidebaiyupingzhong,dakaipinggai,yiguqingxindanyadexiangqipubierlai,gaotichengxianchujingyingtitouderubaise,wanruyangzhiyuyibanxiniwenrun。
kanzhezheishenqideyaogao,chuzhaozhaotufaqixiang,zuijiaogouqiyimojiaoxiadexiaorong。zaizheilenggongzhizhong,laoshuhengxing,tapingrilimeishaobeizheixielaoshujiaodexinfanyiluan。“jiranzheigaonengrangrenfuruoningzhi,buzhidaojilaoshuyonglehuizenyang?shuobudingnengzhizaochuyichanghaoxi。”chuzhaozhaonannanziyudao。
shuoganjiugan,chuzhaozhaochenzhexiaoyahuanwaichudashuidejianxi,zaijiaoluolishexialeyigejiandandebushuxianjing。buyihuier,yizhifeishuodelaoshujiushanggoule,zaixianjinglipinmingzhengzhazhe。chuzhaozhaoxiaoxinyiyidikaojinxianjing,jiangneizhilaoshuzhualechulai。laoshuzaitashouzhongpinmingniudong,fachu“zhizhi”dejiaosheng,heidoubandexiaoyanjinglimanshijingkong。
“nizheixiaojiahuo,pingrilimeishaojibengongdaoluan,jintianjiurangnixiangshouxiangshouzheigaojidaiyu。”chuzhaozhaoyibianshuozhe,yibianyongshouzhizhanlexie“furuoningzhigao”,qingqingtumozailaoshushenshang。shenqideshiqingfashengle,yuanbenhuipupu、zangxixidelaoshupimao,zaiyaogaodezirunxia,shunjianbiandeyouguangshuihua,maoserutongbeishuixiguoyibanxianliang,jiulianlaoshudexiaozhuaziyebiandefendudude,touzheyigubieyangdekeai。
chuzhaozhaokanzheshouzhonghuanranyixindelaoshu,xinzhongdaxi:“haha,zheixiaoguojianzhijuele!yaoshibazheilaoshudangchengxiangruixianjitaihou,shuobudingnengxianqiyizhenfenglang。”tayuexiangyuejuedeyouqu,fangfoyijingkandaoletaihouneizhenjingdebiaoqing。
xiaoyahuandashuihuilai,kandaochuzhaozhaoshouzhongdelaoshu,hedechadianbashuitongrengchuqu:“niangniang,nin……ninzenmenazheyizhilaoshua!”
chuzhaozhaoxiaozheshuodao:“biepa,nikanzheilaoshushibushibiandebuyiyangle?”shuozhe,jianglaoshudidaoxiaoyahuanmianqian。
xiaoyahuanzhanzhanjingjingdikanleyiyan,jingyadishuodao:“niangniang,zheilaoshu……haoxiangbiandehaokanlexie,zheishizenmehuishia?”
chuzhaozhaoshenmixixidishuo:“zheishibengongdemimiwuqi。niquzhunbeiyigejingmeidehezi,zaizhaoxiechouduandianzailimian,womenyaobazheizhilaoshudangchengxiangruixianjitaihou。”
“a?niangniang,zhei……zheinengxingma?balaoshuxianjitaihou,wanyitaihouguaizuixialai,womenkechizuibuqia!”xiaoyahuanyiliandanyoudishuodao。
“fangxinba,youbengongzai,chubuleshi。nijiuanzhaobengongshuodezuo,zheikeshigaibianwomenmingyundehaojihui。”chuzhaozhaozixinmanmandishuodao。
xiaoyahuansuiranxinzhongtante,danhaishizhaozhechuzhaozhaodefenfuquzuole。tazhaolaileyigezhuangshijingmeidetanmuhezi,zailimianpushanglerouruanhualidechouduan,ranhouchuzhaozhaojiangneizhi“meirong”houdelaoshuxiaoxinyiyidifangjinhezili,zhiliulejigexiaokongtouqi。
yiqiezhunbeijiuxuhou,chuzhaozhaodaizhexiaoyahuan,pengzhezhuangyoulaoshudehezi,chaozhetaihoujuzhudecininggongzouqu。yilushang,chuzhaozhaoxinliyeyouxiejinzhang,bijingzheishiyichangdadandemaoxian,yaoshitaihoushipoletadexiaobaxi,houguobukanshexiang。dantahaishiyaoleyaoya,juedingpinyiba。
laidaocininggongqian,shoumendetaijiankandaoshilenggongdehuanghou,lianshangluchuyisiqingmiedeshense:“yo,zheibushilenggongdehuanghouniangniangma?ninzenmeyoukonglaicininggonga?”
chuzhaozhaolenghengyisheng,shuodao:“dadannucai,jiandaobengongjingganruciwuli。bengongjinrishilaijitaihouniangniangxianshangxiangruide,haibususutongchuan!”
taijianyitingshixianshangxiangrui,xinzhongyeyouxiehaoqi,buganzaidaiman,lianmangjinqutongbao。buyihuier,taijianchulaishuodao:“taihouniangniangyouqinghuanghouniangniangjinjian。”
chuzhaozhaoshenxiyikouqi,maizhechenwendebufazoujinlecininggong。gongdianneizhuangshishehua,diaolianghuadong,dishangpuzheguangjiededalishi,qiangbishangguazhejingmeidezihua。taihouduanzuozaifengyizhishang,shenzhehualidefushi,toudaifengguan,yilianweiyandikanzhechuzhaozhao。
chuzhaozhaoyingyingxiabai,shuodao:“chenqiecanjiantaihouniangniang,yuantaihouniangniangfurudonghai,shoubinanshan。”
taihouweiweidiantou,shuodao:“qilaiba。tingshuonijiaijiaxianshangxiangrui,shihewua?”
chuzhaozhaozhanqishenlai,shiyixiaoyahuanjianghezichengshangqianqu。taqinzidakaihezi,neizhibei“meirong”guodelaoshuchuxianzaizhongrenmianqian。laoshusihuganshoudaolezhouweimoshengdehuanjing,youxiebuandizaihezilicuandongzhe。
taihoudingjingyikan,yuanbenpingjingdelianshangshunjianluchuzhenjingdeshense:“zhei……zheishihewu?”
chuzhaozhaogongjingdishuodao:“taihouniangniang,cinaichenqiezailenggongfaxiandexianshu。cishumaosexianliang,jifuruyu,yuxunchanglaoshudabuxiangtong,dingshishangtianjiangxiadexiangrui,yushizhewodachuwangchaofanrongchangsheng,taihouniangnianghongfuqitian。”
taihoushenpangdegongnvtaijianmenyedouweileguolai,kanzhehezilidelaoshu,fenfenjingtanbuyi。“zheilaoshuqueshicongweijianguo,rucipiaoliang,shuobudingzhendeshixiangrui。”“shia,taihouniangniangfuzeshenhou,caiyoucixiangruichuxian。”zhongrenniyiyanwoyiyudifuhezhe。
taihouzhouzhemeitou,zixiduanxiangzhelaoshu,xinzhongbanxinbanyi。zheishi,zhanzaiyipangdeyiweilaomamashangqianshuodao:“taihouniangniang,cishixiqiao,bukeqingxin。shuobudingzheishiyourenguyiweizhi,xiangyaoqimantaihou。”
chuzhaozhaoxinzhongyijin,danlianshangyijiubaochizhezhending,shuodao:“taihouniangniang,chenqiezenganqimannin。chenqiezailenggongzhizhong,riyeqidaotaihouniangnianghebixiaankang,wangchaoxingsheng。jinriouranfaxiancixianshu,bianxiangzheyidingyaoxianjitaihouniangniang,yibiaochenqiedezhongxin。”
taihoukanzhechuzhaozhao,chensipiankehoushuodao:“aijiazanqiexinniyihui。lairen,jiangzheixianshuhaoshenganzhi,zaipairenquchachazheilaoshudelaili。ruozhenruhuanghousuoshuo,shixiangrui,aijiazhongzhongyoushang;ruoyoubanjujiahua,dingbuqingrao!”
“shi,taihouniangniang。”zhongrenqishengyingdao。
chuzhaozhaoxinzhonganansongleyikouqi,kanlaizijizheidiyibusuanshichenggongle。tayouxiangtaihoushuoleyixiejixianghua,biandaizhexiaoyahuangaotuile。
huidaolenggonghou,xiaoyahuanxinyouyujidishuodao:“niangniang,ganggangzhenshitaijingxianle。yaoshitaihouniangniangfaxianzheilaoshushijiadexiangrui,womenkejiucanle。”
chuzhaozhaoxiaozheshuodao:“fangxinba,zhiyaotamenchabuchupozhan,zheilaoshujiushizhenxiangrui。erqie,jiusuanzuihoubeifaxian,bengongyeziyoubanfayingdui。”qishi,chuzhaozhaoxinliyeyouxiemeidi,dantazhidao,zaizheihougongzhizhong,zhiyoudadanxingshi,cainengdapojiangju。
jiexialaidejitian,zhenggehougongdouyinweizheizhi“xianshu”erzhakaileguo。feipinmenfenfenyilunzhe,caicezhezheizhilaoshudaodishibushizhendexiangrui。yourenxiangxinchuzhaozhaodehua,renweizheishishangtiandeenci;yeyourenhuaiyichuzhaozhaobieyouyongxin,xiangyaojiecijihuizhongxinhuodeenchong。
ertaihouneibian,paichuqudiaochaderenyizhimeiyouchachushenmepozhan。neizhilaoshuzaizhuanrendezhaoliaoxia,yijiuhuobengluantiao,maoseyufaxianliang。taihouxinzhongdeyilvjianjianxiaochu,duichuzhaozhaodetaiduyeyoulexiexugaibian。
zheiyiri,taihoupairenchuanchuzhaozhaodaocininggong。chuzhaozhaoxinzhongtante,buzhidaotaihouzhaotasuoweiheshi。zoujincininggong,taihoulianshangdaizheyisixiaoyi,shuodao:“huanghou,neixianshuzhishi,jingguoduorichazheng,bingwuyichang。kanlai,zheizhendeshishangtianjiangxiadexiangrui。aijiajinrihuannilai,shiyaohaohaojiajiangni。”
chuzhaozhaoxinzhongdaxi,lianmangguidixieen:“taihouniangniangshengming,zheidoushitaihouniangniangdehongfu,caiyoucixiangruixianshi。chenqiebuguoshiouranfaxian,buganjugong。”
taihoudianlediantou,shuodao:“ninengyouzheifenxinyi,aijiahenshixinwei。congjinriqi,nibianbuyongzaizhuzailenggongle,bandaozhangchungongquba。”
chuzhaozhaoxinzhongyijing,tameixiangdaotaihoujingranhuirangtabanchulenggong。zheiduitalaishuo,jishiyigejihui,yeshiyigetiaozhan。zhangchungongbiqilenggong,tiaojianziranshihaoshangxuduo,danyeyiweizhetajiangzhongxinhuidaohougongdezhongxin,yaomianduigengduodemingzhengandou。
“taihouniangniang,chenqie……chenqieganjitaihouniangniangdehouai。zhishichenqiezailenggongyijiu,pashibushiyingzhangchungongdeshenghuo。”chuzhaozhaoguyituicidao。taxinzhonglingyoudasuan,ruoshixianzaijiubanquzhangchungong,zhiqianyingzaode“lenggongqihou”xingxiangjiuhuibengta,buliyutatuixing“hougongtangpinglianmeng”dejihua。
taihouweiweizhoumei,shuodao:“huanghouzheishiheyi?mobushixianqizhangchungongbugouhao?”
chuzhaozhaolianmangshuodao:“taihouniangniangwuhuile。chenqiezhishidanxinzijizailenggongyangchenglesanmandexingzi,daolezhangchungong,huihuailegongzhongguiju,jitaihouniangnianghebixiatianmafan。”
taihoutinglechuzhaozhaodehua,lianshangdeshensehuanhelexuduo,shuodao:“wufang,nijiyizhicuo,wanghougaibianshile。zheizhangchungongjiushangjinile,nimingribianbanguoquba。”
chuzhaozhaojiantaihouxinyiyijue,zhihaoxieenlingming。likaicininggonghou,chuzhaozhaoxinshizhongzhong。xiaoyahuanzaiyipangshuodao:“niangniang,taihourangninbanquzhangchungong,zheikeshitiandadehaoshia,ninweihekanqilaibukaixinni?”
chuzhaozhaotanlekouqi,shuodao:“zheiweibishihaoshi。banquzhangchungong,womenjiuhuichengweizhongshizhide,neixiefeipinmenkendinghuigengjiajiduhezhenduiwomen。erqie,zheiyedaluanlebengongdejihua。”
xiaoyahuanyiliandanyoudiwendao:“neiniangniang,womengaizenmebana?”
chuzhaozhaochensipiankehoushuodao:“jilaizhi,zeanzhi。womenxianbanguoqu,zaicongzhangjiyi。zaizheiguochengzhong,womenyaogengjiaxiaoxinjinshen,jixutuixingwomendejihua。”
                
                                本宫摆烂后,全后宫都疯了