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womengdizhengkaiyanjing,dakouchuanzhecuqi,fangfogangcongshenshuizhongbeilaochulai。shouzhixiayishimoxiangzijidebozi,
neilisihuhaicanliuzhebeianzaishuidishidezhixigan。"xiaoxiao,nizenmele?liansezheimenankan。
"shuxideshengyincongshenpangchuanlai。wozhuanguotou,kandaobiaojielinxiaotaozhengwaizhetoukanwo,
tajintianchuanzheneitiaofensedelianyiqun,
toufajingxinjuancheng**lang——zhengshitadiyicixiangwoxuanyaotaneige"teshunengli"shidedaban。
xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangtiaodong。wozhongshengle?huidaoleneigegaibianyiqiedexiawu?"meishi,kenengyoudiandixuetang。
"womianqiangjichuyigexiaorong,shouzhiqiaoqiaoqialeyixiadatui。tengtongganzhenshideburongzhiyi。linxiaotaobuyiyouta,
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yanjingliangdejingren。wozhidaojiexialaihuifashengshenme。zaishangyigeshijianxianli,wochuyuguanxinjianyitaquzuoshoushu,
jieguoquedaozhitacuoshilexiaocaodeqinglai,zuihoutajiangwoanzaishuilibaofu。
neizhongbinglengdejuewangganzaicixijuanerlai。"nikan!"linxiaotaoturanzhuanshen,jueqi**duizhewo,
ranhou——fangleyigepi。yigunongyudecaomeixiangqilikechongmanlezhenggefangjian,tiannidejihurangrentouyun。
bushineizhonglianjiadexiangjingwei,ershixianggangzhaixiadexinxiancaomei,haidaizheyangguangdewendu。"zenmeyang?lihaiba!
"linxiaotaodeyidizhuanhuilai,lianshangxiemanleqidai。woqiangrenzhufanweidechongdong,zhuangzuojingyadeyangzi:"tiana,
zhei...zheishizenmezuodaode?""doushiyinweita!"linxiaotaozhilezhizijidetunbu,
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jingguotadouhuibianchengcaomeiweide!"taxingfendizaifangjianlizhuanquan,qunbaifeiyang。"woyijingshiguohaoduocile,
meicidoushiwanmeidecaomeixiang!lianwomaneigejiepidouwenbuchulaishipi!"wozhushizhebiaojiejinhudiankuangdexiyue,
jiyiruchaoshuibanyonglai。shangyici,wokukoupoxinquantaquzuoshoushu,shuozheimedadezhichuangchizaohuiyingxiangjiankang。
tayouyulelianggeyuecaitongyi,jieguoshuhouhuifuqiqiafengxiaocaochengyangzaixunzhao"caomeinvhai"dechuanwensiqi。
"yaobushiniduoguanxianshi,xianzaixiaocaoaishangdejiushiwole!
"takuhanzhejiangwodetouanjinshuilidehuamianzaicishanhui。"xiaoxiao,nizenmebushuohua?bujuedezheihenshenqima?
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"zheiyici,wobuhuizaiduoguanxianshile。linxiaotaoduiwodefanyinghenmanyi,
youlianxufanglejige"xiangpi"laizhanshitadenengli。fangjianlidecaomeiweinongdaojihushizhihua,
wodetaiyangxuekaishitututiaodong。"woyaobazheigenengliyongdaojizhi,"taxuanbu,"xiangxiangkan,
zairenhechanghedounengzhizaolangmandecaomeixiangqi!nanshengmenyidinghuiweiwofengkuangde!"wodiandiantou,
zuijiaoguazheqiadaohaochudeweixiao。rangtachenjinzaizheigehuangdandemeimengliba,woxinxiang。zheiyici,
woyaoqinyankanzhezheigezhichuangruhehuidiaota,erbushichengweitabeixiaocaoqinglaidetiaoban。diertianzaixuexiao,
linxiaotaojiukaishidasizhanshitade"tianfu"。kejianshi,taguyizoudaonanshengjujidedifang,
jiazhuangbujingyidishifang"caomeixiangqi"。qichunanshengmenhaiyiweishinagenvshengpenlexiangshui,
dandangtamenfaxianxiangweizongshiweiraozailinxiaotaoshenbianshi,fenfentoulaihaoqidemuguang。"xiaotao,nihuanxinxiangshuile?
zhenhaowen。"banshangdetiyuweiyuanliujiancouguolaiwendao。linxiaotaoshenmidixiaolexiao:"zheishitianshengdetixiange。
"wozaibuyuanchulengyanpangguan。shangyicishijianxianli,wocikeyinggaizhengzaitushuguanchazhaozhichuangshoushudeziliao,
pansuanzheruheshuofubiaojiejieshouzhiliao。erxianzai,wozhishianjingdizuozaizuoweishang,
fanzheyibenwuguanjinyaodezazhi。"xiaoxiao,nibiaojiezuijinzenmehuishi?"tongzhuosuyuchuolechuowodeshoubei,
"tashenshangneigucaomeiweiyetainongleba?""sheizhidaoni,"wosongsongjian,"kenengshixinmaidexiangshuiba。
"wuxiushijian,linxiaotaodebiaoyandadaole**。
taguyizaishitangrenduodedifangshifangleqijinweizhizuinongyudeyibo"caomeixiangpi",
zhenggeshitangshunjianbeitiannidexiangqilongzhao。"wa,shenmeweidao?haoxianga!""shicaomei!xinxiancaomeideweidao!
""haoxiangshiconglinxiaotaoneibianchuanlaide..."qieqiesiyurulianyibankuosankailai。linxiaotaotingzhiyaoban,
xiangzhijiaoaodekongquebanjieshouzhongrendezhumuli。wokandaotatoutoudiaozhengleyixiazuozi,
lianshangshanguoyisibushi——zhichuangyijingkaishiyingxiangtale,dantaxuanzehulve。
"tingshuoyouxierenhuiyouteshudetixiang,meixiangdaoshizhende。""linxiaotaogaibuhuishi'caomeinvshen'zhuanshiba?
"huangdandeyanlunkaishiliuchuan。erzheiyiqiedezhongxinrenwu——wodebiaojielinxiaotao,
zhengchenjinzaitayishouzhizaodehuanjuezhong,renweizijizhendeyongyouleshenmelebuqidechaonengli。fangxuelushang,
linxiaotaoxingfendeshouwuzudao。"xiaoxiaonikandaolema?dajiadoubeiwomizhule!"tazhuanlegequan,
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"wofuyandihuiying,muguangqueluozaitazoulushilvexianbieniudezishishang。zhichuangzhengzaizhangda,wonengganjuedao。
shangyicishijianxianli,tayijingyoupingpangqiudaxiaole,erxianzai,tazhihuigengda。linxiaotaoturantingxiajiaobu,
biaoqingniuquleyishun。"zenmele?"wowen,suiranxinliqingchuyuanyin。"meishi,"taxunsuhuifuxiaorong,
"zhishi...xiezilijinlekeshizi。"huangyan。wozhidaoneishizhichuangtengtongdailaidebushi。
danwozhishidiandiantou,meiyouchaichuan。huidaojia,linxiaotaolikechongjinweishengjian,suoshanglemen。wozuozaiketingli,
nengtingdaolimianchuanlaiyayide**sheng。shifenzhonghoutachulaile,lianseyouxiefabai,
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"buguo...niquedingbuxuyaokankanyishengma?"linxiaotaodebiaoqinglikeyinchenxialai:"nishenmeyisi?
""meishenme,"woxunsugaikou,"zhishidanxinnitaileile。"tafangsongxialai,
youkaishitaotaobujuedijihuamingtianyaoruhezhanshitade"tianfu"。woanjingditingzhe,neixinhaowubolan。
zheiyici,wobuhuizaidangneigeduoguanxianshideshagua。rangtadezhichuangjixuzhangdaba,zhidaotachengweitadeemeng。
bijing,zheishitazijidexuanze。yizhouguoqu,linxiaotaode"caomeixiangqi"yijingchenglexiaoyuanlizuiremendehuati。
"tingshuolema?sanbandelinxiaotaoshenshangzidaicaomeitixiang!""zhendejiade?
gaibuhuishipenleshenmegaojixiangshuiba?""jueduibushi!yourenqinyankandaotashenmedoumeipen,
xiangweijiushiziransanfade!"zheiyangdeduihuazaizoulang、shitang、caochanggegejiaoluociqibifu。
**zaichuwujupang,kanzhebiaojiebeiyiqunhaoqidetongxueweizaizhongjian,lianshangguazhedeyidexiaorong。"xiaotao,
zairangwomenwenwenma!"yigenvshengyangqiudao。"duiaduia,gangcaimeiwendao!"qitarenfuhezhe。
linxiaotaoguzuojinchidiliaoleliaotoufa,
ranhouyouyadizhuanshen——woqingchudikandaotadetunbujirouweiweishoujin——jiezhe,
yigunongyudecaomeixiangqirubolangbankuosankailai。"wa!"zhongrenfachujingtan。"zhendexiangxinxiancaomeiyiyang!
""taishenqile!"linxiaotaodelianjiayinxingfenerfanhong,taxianggemoshushixiemubanxinglegeli。
wozhuyidaotaqishenshimeitouweibukechadizhouleyixia,youshouqiaoqiaoanzailehouyaoweizhi。zhichuangyoutengle。huogai。
"xiaoxiao!"takandaowo,xingfendizhaoshou,"kuailai!"womantuntundizouguoqu,likebeihaoqidemuguangbaowei。
"zheijiushilinxiaotaodebiaomei?"yigedaiyanjingdenvshengxiaoshengwentongban,"tayeyouzheizhongtixiangma?
""baoqianrangnimenshiwangle,"wopixiaoroubuxiaodishuo,"wozhishigeputongren。
"linxiaotaoqinrediwanzhuwodeshoubei,zaiwoerbiandiyu:"kandaomei?wochenggongle!
"tadehuxilidaizhecaomeiweidekouxiangtangqixi,rangwoweibuyizhenfanteng。"gongxi。"**babadihuida。
shangkelingxiangle,renqunbuqingyuandisanqu。linxiaotaozouluzishimingxianbuziran,dantayingshitingzhiyaoban,
angshoukuobudizouxiangjiaoshi,fangfoyiweizouxiangjiamianyishidenvwang。"tazuijinshibushiyoudian...taikuazhangle?
"suyuzaishengwukeshangxiaoshengwenwo。wopieleyiyanzuozaiqianpaizhengjinweizuodelinxiaotao,
tameigejifenzhongjiuhuidiaozhengyixiazuozi,xianranhenbushufu。"sheizhidaoni,kenengturankaiqiaoleba。
""wotingshuo,"suyuyadishengyin,"erbandechengyangdouzhuyidaotale。
"wodeqianbizaibijibenshanghuachuyidaotuwudehenji。chengyang,neigexiaocao,
shangyishilinxiaotaocuoguode"zhenai"。anzhaoyuanlaideshijianxian,
taxianzaiyinggaizhengzaizhunbeineige"xunzhaocaomeinvhai"dehuodong,ershuhouhuifudelinxiaotaohuiyincicuoguojihui。
danxianzaibutongle。linxiaotaodezhichuangwanhaowusun,tade"nengli"zhengchuzaidianfengqi。"shima?
"wozhuangzuomanbujingxindiwen,"chengyangduitaganxingqu?
"suyudiandiantou:"zuotianyourenzaitushuguankandaochengyangzhudonggenlinxiaotaodahua,
haoxiangjiushiwentadecaomeixiangweideshi。"wowangxiangchuangwai,yangguangtouguoshuyezaidishangtouxiabanbodeyingzi。
mingyundechilunyijingkaishizhuanxiangbutongdefangxiang,danzuizhonghuinianguoshei,haiweikezhi。fangxueshi,yuyanchengzhenle。
chengyang,neigeyouzhemingxingbanwaibiaodexiaolanqiuduiduizhang,zhengkaozaiwomenbanmenkoudeqiangshang。
tajintianchuanzhejiandandebaitxuheniuziku,queyingshichuanchulezazhimotedexiaoguo。
nvshengmenjingguoshidourenbuzhuduokantajiyan,ertazhishizhuanzhudidingzheshouji。zhidaolinxiaotaozouchujiaoshi。
"linxiaotaotongxue?"tataiqitou,shengyinrutongronghuadeqiaokelibansihua。wozhanzaijiaoshihoumen,
kanzhelinxiaotaoshunjianjiangzhidebeiying。tahuanhuanzhuanshen,lianshangdebiaoqingxiangshikandaoleshenmingxianling。
"cheng...chengyang?"tashengyinfazhan。"tingshuoniyouzhongtebiedecaomeitixiang,"chengyangweixiaozhezoujin,
"wonengyouxingjianshiyixiama?"zhenggezoulangshunjiananjingxialai,
suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaizheiduiqitedezuheshang。linxiaotaodelianhongdexiangshutoudecaomei,
tajinzhangdililelitoufa,ranhou——yigexiangliangdepishengdapolejijing。jinjiezhe,
nongyudecaomeixiangqimimankailai,biyiwangrenheyicidouyaoqianglie。yourenrenbuzhuxiaochusheng,
danchengyangdebiaoqingmeiyousihaobianhua,fanershenshenxileyikouqi,yanzhongshanguoyisiwowufajiedudeguangmang。
"bukesiyi,"taqingshengshuo,"jiuxiangzhishencaomeiyuanyiyang。"linxiaotaokanqilaijigangayoudeyi,
tajinzhangdijiaozheshouzhi:"zhei...zheizhishigexiaobaxi...""bu,zheihentebie。"chengyangxiangqianyibu,
julijinderanglinxiaotaopingzhulehuxi,"wohenxiangduolejieyixie。mingtianzhongwuyoukongma?womenkeyiyiqichifan。
"zoulanglixiangqiyipiandaochoulengqideshengyin。chengyang,quanxiaonvshengmengmeiyiqiudexiaocao,
juranzhudongyaoqinglinxiaotaogongjinwucan?"dang、dangranyoukong!"linxiaotaojiejiebabadihuida。"taihaole。
"chengyangluchumirendexiaorong,qingqingpailepaitadejianbang,"mingtianjian。"shuowan,taxiaosadizhuanshenlikai,
liuxiayigeshenhundiandaodelinxiaotaoheyiqunmudengkoudaidepangguanzhe。huijiadelushang,
linxiaotaoxiangzhixingfendexiaoniaoyiyangjijizhazhashuogebuting。"chengyang!chengyangzhudonggenwoshuohua!tahaiyuewochifan!
"tazhuazhewodeshoubeiyaohuang,"xiaoxiao,nikandaolema?""kandaole,quanbandoukandaole。
"wopingjingdihuida。"yidingshiwodecaomeixiangqixiyinleta!"linxiaotaotaozuidishuo,
"tashuoxiangzhishencaomeiyuanyiyang!ewodetian,wojinwankendingshuibuzhele!"taturantingxiajiaobu,
biaoqingniuquleyixia。"youtengle?"wowen。"mei、meishi。"taxunsudiaozhengbiaoqing,
danetoushangyijingshenchuximidehanzhu,"kenengshizoutaikuaile。"wodiandiantou,meiyouchaichuantadehuangyan。
zhichuangzhengzaiehua,wonengganjuedao。shangyicishijianxianli,yishengshuoguoruguobujishizhiliao,
zheigehanjiandejudazhichuangkenenghuidaozhiyanzhongganranshenzhihuaisi。danxianran,
xianzaidelinxiaotaoningyuanrenshoutengtongyebuyuanfangqizheigejitadailaiguanzhuhexiaocaoqinglaide"teshunengli"。
huidaojia,linxiaotaolikechongjinyushi,suoshangmen。wozuozaiketingshafashang,
nengtingdaolimianchuanlaishuishenghetayayide**。banxiaoshihoutachulaile,liansecangbaidanyanjingliangdeheren。
"xiaoxiao,woxuyaonidebangzhu。"tazhuazhuwodeshou,"mingtianwoyaohechengyangyiqichiwufan,
wobixubaochizuijiazhuangtai!""shenmeyisi?""wode...ng...'nengliyuan'youdianbushufu,
"tahanhuqici,"danwobixuquebaomingtiannengzhengchangfahui。niyoushenmezhitongyaoma?
"wokanzhetayintengtonghexingfenerniuqudelian,neixinhaowubolan。"choutiliyoubuluofen,danzhibiaobuzhiben。
""meiguanxi,zhiyaochengguomingtianjiuxing!"tajicongcongdiqufanyaoxiang,"dengwonaxiachengyang,
zheidianxiaotongsuanshenme!"wojingjingdikanzhetatunxialiangpianyaowan,
ranhoukaishixingfendijihuamingtianyaochuanshenmeyifu、huashenmezhuang。tadetunbushibushidichoudongyixia,
dantaxuanzehulvezheixiebushi,quanshenguanzhuyumingtiande"yuehui"。wanshang,wotangzaichuangshang,
huixiangzhechengyangkanlinxiaotaodeyanshen。biaomianshangshizhemihehaoqi,danshenchuyoushenmedongxirangwobuan。
neibushibeixiyindemuguang,ershi...xiangshikexuejiakanzheshiyanpindeyanshen。shoujituranzhendong,
shisuyufalaidexiaoxi:「nicaizenmezhe?chengyanggangzaipengyouquanfaleyitiao'zhongyuzhaodaotebiedecaomeixiangqi',
peitushiyilancaomei!quanxiaodouzhale!」wodingzheshoujipingmu,sixufenfei。shangyishi,
chengyangqueshidui"caomeinvhai"biaoxianchuxingqu,danneishilinxiaotaoshoushuhoudeshi。xianzaiqingjietiqianle,
erqiegengjiazhijie。youshenmedifangbuduijing。diertianzhongwu,
woyuanyuandikanzhelinxiaotaohechengyangzuozaishitangdejiaoluo。linxiaotaochuanzhejingxintiaoxuandebaiselianyiqun,
toufapisanxialai,lianshangshijingzhidezhuangrong。takanqilaijinzhangyouxingfen,
meigejifenzhongjiuhui"shifang"yixiecaomeixiangqi,erchengyangzehuipeihediluchuxinshangdebiaoqing。
danwodezhuyiliquanzaichengyangshenshang。takansizhuanzhuditingzhelinxiaotaoshuohua,yanjingqueshibushidipiaoxiangtadetunbu,
neimuguangzhongdesuanjiyiweirangwohoujingdehanmaodoushuleqilai。"zaikannidebiaojiehexiaocao?"wozhuantou,
kandaosuyuduanzhecanpanzhanzaipangbian。"keyizuozheilima?zheigejiaodushiyebucuo。"tajiaoxiadizhazhayan。
wonuolenuoweizhirangtazuoxia。"nijuedetamenzenmeyang?""langcainvmao?"suyuyaoleyikoupingguo,
"buguoyoudianqiguai,chengyangyiqiancongmeiduirenhenvshengde'teshutizhi'ganxingquguo。""shenmeyisi?
""nibuzhidaoma?"suyuyadishengyin,"chengyangjiashikaixiangshuigongside,
jushuotacongxiaojiuduigezhongqiweitebiemingan。qunianyougenvshengshenshangzidaimolihuaxiang,henduorendoujuedeshenqi,
danchengyangyidianxingqudoumeiyou。"wodechazitingzaibankongzhong。xiangshuigongsi?duiqiweimingan?
zheizaishangyicishijianxianliwanquanmeiyouchuxianguo。"tajiadegongsijiaoshenme?""haoxiangshi...chenluxiangjing?
tingyoumingde,zhuanzuogaoduanxiangshuiyuanliao。"wowangxiangchengyang,tazhengfushenkaojinlinxiaotao,
sihuzaishenxiutazhouweidekongqi。linxiaotaoxiuhonglelian,youshifangleyibo"caomeixiangqi",
zheicinongdugaodelianwomenzheibiandounengwendao。"tian,zheiyetainongle。"suyuzhoulezhoubizi,
"xiangdafanleyizhengpingcaomeixiangjing。"queshiruci。zheicidexiangqiyijingshiqulezuichuneizhongziranqingxindeganjue,
biandetiannicibi。danchengyangsihugengjiaxingfenle,tanachuyigexiaoboliping,duilinxiaotaoshuoleshenme。
linxiaotaoyouyuleyixia,diandiantou,ranhouzhuanshen——chengyangxunsudakaipinggai,jingzhundijiezhuleneigu"xiangqi",
ranhoulikemifengpingkou。"tazaiganshenme?"suyuyihuodiwen。"shoujiyangben。"wonannanziyu,
turanmingbailechengyangdezhenzhengmude。tabushibeilinxiaotaoxiyin,ershibeitade"teshunengli"xiyin。
zuoweixiangshuigongsijichengren,yizhongnengziranchanshengcaomeixiangqide"rentizhuangzhi"wuyishizhenguideyanjiuduixiang。
wucanjieshuhou,linxiaotaopiaopiaorandihuidaojiaoshi,zhenggerensanfazheshenglideguanghui。
"takuawodexiangqiduyiwuer!"taduiwoeryu,"haishuoxiangduoshoujiyixieyangbenzuoyanjiu!""yanjiu?
"wotiaomei。"ng!tashuotazaizuoyigeguanyuteshuxiangqideketi,xuyaowodebangzhu。
"linxiaotaodeyanjingshanshanfaguang,"xiaoxiao,tashuozhiyouwonengbangtawanchengzheigezhongyaoxiangmu!
"wokanzhetayinxingfenerfanhongdelianjia,
heyandiyinzangdetongku——zhichuangxianranzai**tajintiandeguodushiyong——turangandaoyizhenhuangmiudehuajigan。
"neitaihaole。"woweixiaozheshuo,"buguo...nide'nengliyuan'haihaoma?
"linxiaotaodexiaorongjiangleyishun,suijigengjiacanlan:"dangran!weilechengyang,zheidianxiaotongsuanshenme!
"tacoujinwo,shengyinyadejidi,"tashuoxiazhouyaodaiwoqutajiadeshiyanshizuoxiangxiceshi,ruguojieguolixiang,
kenenghuikaolv...nizhidao...zhengshijiaowang!"wodiandiantou,jiazhuangweitagaoxing,neixinquezailengxiao。
chengyangbuhuihetajiaowang,tazhixiangyanjiutade"teshunengli"。erlinxiaotao,weileweichizheifenxujiadeguanzhu,
zhengbuxiyiqiedaijiadiguodushiyongtadezhichuang,jiasutadeehua。mingyunzhenshifengci。shangyicishijianxianli,
woquantazuoshoushudaozhitacuoguoxiaocao;zheiyici,tabaoliuzhichuangxiyinxiaocao,quekenengyincihuidiaozijidejiankang。
erwo,jianglengyanpangguanzheiyiqiefasheng。liangzhouguoqu,linxiaotaode"caomeinvshen"chenghaoyijingchuanbianquanxiao。
meitiandouyoumumingerlaidexueshengxiangyaoyidutade"teshunengli",ertacongburangrenshiwang。
chengyanggengshijihuchengletadezhuanshujingjiren,
jingchangdaizhegezhongjingzhidexiaopingzilaishoujitade"caomeixiangqi"yangben。"xiaoxiao,nikan!
"linxiaotaochongjinwodefangjian,shoulihuiwuzheyizhangtangjinyaoqinghan,
"chengyangyaoqingwocanjiahoutiandexiaoyuankaifangribiaoyan!woyaozaiquanxiaoshishengmianqianzhanshiwodenengli!
"wofangxiashouzhongdeshu,jieguoneizhangsanfazhedandanxiangshuiweideyaoqinghan。
shangmianyongyouyadezitixiezhe:「teyao"caomeinvshen"linxiaotaotongxuezaixiaoyuankaifangrijinxingtebiecaiyizhanshi」。
"caiyizhanshi?"wotiaomei,"nidasuanzenmezuo?zhanzaitaishangfang...e,shifangxiangqi?
""dangranbushineimejiandan!"linxiaotaofanlegebaiyan,suijiyintunbudetengtongerzhoumei,
"chengyangshejileyigewanzhengdebiaoyanfangan。wohuichuanbaiseshaqun,zhanzaizhuangshichengcaomeiyuandewutaishang,
suizheyinleshifangbutongnongdudexiangqi。tachengzhiwei'ganguanjiaoxiangqu'!"wokanzhetaxingfendefaliangdelian,
heyanxiazheyanbuzhudeqingheise。zheiliangzhoulai,linxiaotaodezhichuangzhuangkuangmingxianehua。
tazoulushidezishiyuelaiyuebieniu,jingchangbanyebeitengtongjingxing,zhitongyaodejiliangyezaibuduanzengjia。
danyucitongshi,tade"nengli"sihuyesuizhezhichuangdezengdaer"zengqiang"——zhishaoxiangqinongduqueshitigaole。
daijiashineigucaomeiweibiandeyuelaiyuerengonghua,tiannidelingrentouyun。"nijuedezenmeyang?
"taqidaidikanzhewo。"hen...tebie。"wozhenzhuozheciju,
"buguonide...ng...'nengliyuan'nengchengshouzheiyangdeqiangduma?"linxiaotaodexiaorongjiangleyishun,
suijibaibaishou:"meiguanxi!chengyangshuokeyishixianshoujizugoudexiangqiyangben,yongshebeizaixianchangshifang,
wozhixuyaozuojigeguanjiandongzuojiuxing。"tayadishengyin,"erqietadaying,ruguobiaoyanchenggong,
jiuhuizaisuoyourenmianqianxiangwobiaobai!"wokanzhetachimidebiaoqing,weibuyizhenfanteng。chengyangbuhuixiangtabiaobai,
zheidianwoshifenqueding。zheiliangzhouwozixiguanchaguota,neishuangtaohuayanlichuleduishiyanyangbendekewangwai,
meiyouyisizhenqingshigan。"neizhunihaoyun。"woweixiaozheshuo。kaifangridangtian,xiaoyuanlirentouzandong。
jiazhangmendaizhehaizicanguan,xiaoyoumenzhongfanmuxiao,gegeshetuandounachulekanjiabenlingzhaolanguanzhong。
danzuiyinrenzhumude,haishizhongyangcaopingshangneigejingxindajiandecaomeiyuanwutai——chengyangjiadexiangshuigongsizanzhude。
wozhanzairenqunbianyuan,kanzhelinxiaotaozaihoutaijinzhangdiduobu。tajintianchuanzheyixibaiseshaqun,
qunbaishangdianzhuizherenzaocaomeizhuangshi,toufapanchengjingzhidefaji,shangmianyebiezhecaomeifashi。
yuankanxianggetonghualidecaomeixianzi,zhiyouwozhidaoneiqunzixiamianyinzangdetongku。"geweilaibin,
"chengyangnazhehuatongzoushangwutai,yishenbaisexizhuangrangtakanqilaixianggewangzi,"jintian,
womenhenrongxingyaoqingdaobenxiaode'caomeinvshen'linxiaotaotongxue,weidajiadailaiyichangqiansuoweiyoudeganguantiyan!
"zhangshengxiangqi,linxiaotaomaizhelvexianjiangyingdebufazoushangwutai。juguangdengxia,tadelianyinjinzhanghetengtongercangbai,
danxiaorongyirancanlan。yinlexiangqi——shiyishougaibianguode《caomeiyuanforever》,
chengyangteyiqingyinleshebangmang**de。linxiaotaosuizhexuanlvkaishixuanzhuan,qunbaifeiyang。"xianzai,
qingdajiabishangyanjing,"chengyangyongchongmancixingdeshengyinyindao,"shenhuxi,
ganshouzuichunjingdecaomeixiangqi..."linxiaotaozhuanshen,tunbuchaoxiangguanzhong,zhunbeishifangdiyiboxiangqi。
wokandaotadeshentimingxianjinbengleyixia,lianshangshanguoyisitongku。danyinlezhengdao**,
tayaoyajianchi——"pu——"shengyinbiyuxiangdexiangliangxuduo,xiangqiqiuturanlouqi。jinjiezhe,
yigunongchoudecaomeixiangqixijuanquanchang,tiannidejihulingrenzhixi。guanzhongzhongyourenkesouqilai,
dandaduoshurenhaishipeihedifachuzantan。"taishenqile!""zhendexiangcaomeiyuanyiyang!"linxiaotaosonglekouqi,
jixuanzhaobianpaiwudong。chengyangzhanzaiwutaicemian,shoulinazheyigetezhideshoujizhuangzhi,
yanzhongshanshuozhekuangredeguangmang。yinlejinrudierlezhang,
zheiciyinggaishifang"chuxiaqingchendaizheluzhudecaomeishan"xiangqi。linxiaotaoshenxiyikouqi,zaicizhuanshen——"a!
"taturanfachuyishengduancudejingjiao,shentimengdiqianqing。tongshi,yiguyiyangdeqiweikaishizaikongqizhongkuosan。
qichuhaishicaomeixiang,danhenkuaihunrulemouzhongjinshubandexingqi。neiweidaoguiyizhiji,xiangshicaomeijiangbanxue。
"zenmehuishi?"qianpaiyourenwuzhubizi。"shenmeweidao?haoexin!"linxiaotaojiangzaitaishang,liansecanbai。
tadebaishaqunhoubu,manmanyinkaiyipiancimudehongse。"taliuxuele!"yigenvshengjianjiaodao。quanchanghuaran。
renqunkaishisaodong,yourenzhizhidiandian,yourennachushoujipaizhao,gengduorenzeshiwuzhebizihoutui。
neigucaomeiyuxueyehunhedeqiweiyuefanonglie,lingrenzuoou。linxiaotaozhanzaiyuandifadou,yanleiwushengdiliuxia。
taqiuzhudikanxiangchengyang,quefaxiantazhengzhuanzhudidiaozhengshoujizhuangzhi,
shitubuzhuozheihunhelexueyede"teshuyangben"。"cheng、chengyang..."tagengyanzhehuhuantademingzi。
chengyangzheicaitaitou,kanleyiyantalangbeideyangzi,zhoulezhoumei:"yangbenbeiwuranle。
"tadeshengyinlengjingdekepa,"jiazhidadazhekou。"linxiaotaoruzaoleiji,zhenggerenhuanglehuang,chadianshuaidao。
woxiayishixiangqianyibu,shoushendaobankongyoutingzhule。
zheiyimuyuwojiyizhongdehuamianzhongdie——tajiangwodetouanzaishuilishi,yanzhongyeshitongyangdejuewangyufennu。
zhishizheici,juewangshitazijide,fennuyeshi。"gunkai!dougunkai!
"linxiaotaoturanxiesidilidijianjiaoqilai,tuikaishitushangqianbangzhudelaoshi,diediezhuangzhuangdichongxiawutai。
tadebaiqunyijingbeixianxueranhongdaban,zaishenhouliuxialingxingdexueji。renqunzidongfenkaiyitiaolu,yourentouxiao,
yourenmianluxiane,gengduorenzeshijuzheshoujipaixiazheilangbeideyimu。
"caomeinvshen"derenshezaizheiyikebengtadaijin,querdaizhideshi"pixuegongzhu"zhileideeduchuohao。
wozhuantoukanxiangwutai,chengyangyijingbujianle。zhizaiyuandiliuxianeigetezhideshoujizhuangzhi,
limianzhuangzhebei"wuran"decaomeixiangqi。yiwushili,linxiaotaopazaichuangshangwushengchuoqi。
xiaoyiyijingzuolejinjichuli,danjianyilijisongyiyuan。"zheizhongqingkuanghenshaojian,zhichuangpoliechuxuedaozheizhongchengdu,
"tayaozhetoushuo,"xuyaozhuanyezhiliao。"wozhanzaichuangbian,kanzhelinxiaotaozhandoudejianbang。
tadeyanchufuyijinghuanxia,xianzaichuanzhejielaideyundongku,
danneigucaomeiyuxueyedehunheqiweiyiranruoyouruowudiyingraozaitazhouwei。"weishenme..."taturankaikou,
shengyinsiya,"weishenmehuizheiyang..."womeiyouhuida。
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