败家子出征
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zhuanqian？weishenmeyaozhuanqian？zhuanqianshibierendeshiqing，woderenwushibaijia，shixiangshou，shihunchidengsi！ei，niwenwo，woshizenmetongguobaijiachengweiquanqiushoufude？wotemenazhidao？
——baijiazilvxiaobuyulu！
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lvxiaobushuiyanxingzhongdebachaoxingtashuimiandenaozhongrengchuqu，jixushuihuilongjue。
“denghuier，zheitemeshina？”lvxiaobuyigejilingzuoleqilai，kanzhezhouweizheimoshengdehuanjingyihuodao：“wojidewobushiweilejiuneilianggexionghaizibeichezhuanglema。”
erzheishitadenaohaizhongyongruleyiduanbushitadejiyisuipian，neirongbaifenzhibashidoushiyixieshengsequanmadeneirong，shengxiadejiushiyixierichangdejiyile，feichangjiandanhaoji，bijingjiyizhongconglaizhihuaqian，buzhuanqian，wanquanmeiyouzhongyaoneirong。
jianeryanzhi，sangezi——baijiazi！
huanlehuan，lvxiaobumingbaile，tazhongshengle，zhongshengzaileyigebaijiazideshenshang。
taturanxiaoleqilai：“hahaha，shuang，laoziyaodejiushizheizhongshenghuo，renshengdezuigaojingjiebujiushisiyihuihuo，hunchidengsima！hahahaha！haorenyouhaobao，laotianyouyana！”
erzheishinaohaizhongyigeshengyindaduanletadekaihuaidaxiao。
“suzhu，nixingle？neijiuzhunbeizhunbeibaijiaba！”
“shenmegui？”lvxiaobumengdiyijing。
“ziwojieshaoxia，woshibaijiazixitong。suzhubuyaochijing，qinghuiyiyixianikanguodexitongliuxiaoshuo，nijiunenglijiewodecunzaile。”xitongdao。
吕小布：“……”
xitong：“suzhuweishenmebushuohua？”
lvxiaobufanlefanbaiyan：“nidoushuowanle，wohaishuogepi？fanzhengdouzhongshengle，fudaiyigejinshouzhidaoyezhengchang，neinijieshaojieshaoba。”
xitong：“baijiazixitong，dangranshiyaobaijiale，tongguobaijiadeshuekeyizaiwozheilichoujiang，huozhezaishangchenggoumaidongxi。baijiayibaiwanjinxingyicichoujiang。”
lvxiaobu：“chulezheigeyibaiwandeshue，woshangbeizijiandoumeijianguoyiwai，qitadedaoyejiandan。suanle，naqianba。wozheijiuqubaijia，zaojiuxiangshishizheiyouqianmeidifanghuaderizile！”
xitong：“niwensheiyaoqianni？baijiadangranshiwennijiarenyaoqianle，wenwoyaoqianshishenmegui？”
lvxiaobu：“e……yanzhiyouli。fanzhengkanjiyi，wojialirenhaoxianghaitingyouqiande，wozheijiuqubaijia。”
xitong：“jianyusuzhudiyicijiechubenxitong，tedijisuzhuanpaiyigexinshourenwu，henjiandan，lingdianzhiqianbaijiawuwanyuan，jiangliyicichoujiangjihui，meiyouchengfa，guoshibuhou。”
“xiaoyisi。”lvxiaobubuzaiyideyixiao，bujiushihuaqianma，neihaibushixiaoyisi。
xitong：“duile，tixingsuzhu，nilaidezheishiyigehediqiupingxingdeshikong，jiaoshuilanxing，henduodongxihuihenbuyiyangde。”
“ojbk，wozheijiuqubaijia，baijiazichuzheng，cuncaobusheng。xizaoyourenpei，niulaizijidong，xiangxiangjiuxingfen！hahaha！”lvxiaobuhahayixiao，tiaoxialechuang……
“扑通。”
lvxiaobuganjueshentiyiruan，yixiazishuaizailedishang，taditoukanlekanzijideshenti，lengzhule：“wocao，zenmezheimexuruo？”
xitong：“nishangyiren，doubashentihaoganle，lijieerwang，nenghaolecaiguaini。yaoburanyigeluobuyigekeng，jiusuanhaorenyouhaobao，niyebukenengzhongshengzaizheia。”
lvxiaobunieleniemeiyouerliangroudegebo，yukuwulei：“zheidaodishiyouduoruoa！jiusuanshipaoniu，rangniuzijidong，zheishentidoukangbuzhuba。”
xitong：“liliang：28。sudu：39。jiankang：31。xingnengli：25。zhu：zhengchangrengezhishuwei100。”
“denghuier？nishuoshenme？！”lvxiaobutingqianmiandejigehaihao，tingdaozuihouyigechadianmeifengle，lianmanglakaikuzi，ditouyikan，dunshikusangzhelian：“banjiexiaozhida？zheixiahaole，niuzijidongdeshihou，bushishentikangbuzhule，ershimeiganjuele。xitong，woxianzaijiuzisha，nihaishisongwohuiquba，zenmeyang？”
xitong：“biehuixin，shangchenglimiankeyimaishuxingdiande，shiwanyidian，zhiyaobaijiagou，xiaodoudouzhangchengcantiandashubushiwenti。”
“baijia！baijia！zheijiubaijia！”lvxiaobutingdaoxitongdehua，dunshizaicixingfenqilai，zhanzaidishangfengkuangdehuiwuzheiquantou：“weilecantiandashuerbaijia！”
tameizhuyidaodeshi，zaibuyuanchudeyishanchuanghuhou，yishuangyouruxingchendemeimouzhengzaizhushizheta，xujiu，neimeimouyanzhongdezhengzha，bianchengleshiwanghejuejue。
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吕家楼下早餐桌。
lvjialaodalvhongbinzoudaofanzhuoqianzuoxia：“ba，jintianshangyejieneijiapuziqianyuele，woguoqukankan。”
“en。”lvfudianlediantou：“rangwenhuoyegenzheniquba，tayegaibangnidemangle。”
“ei，wobuqu，wohaiyaodushuni。”lvjialaoerlvwenhuozouleguolaijujuedao。
“niliangnianqianbujiuyijingbiyelema。”lvhongbinfanlefanbaiyan。
“xuehaiwuya，wojintianshiboshibiye。”lvwenhuodaizhexuanyaodeyaoleyaolvfu。
lvfuluchuyisibunaifan：“niyoubiye？niyaobiyejici？”
lvwenhuopielepiezui：“woqishiyemeiyounianhenduoshua，yejiusangexueshixuewei，lianggeshuoshixuewei，zheicihaishidiyiciboshibiyea。woxianghaole，woxiayigemubiaojiushijinxiuyinle。”
lvfuhelvhongbinshunjianwuyu。
“erdi，zanmendexindianjiuyaokaile，suanwoqiuni，niguolaibangmangba！”lvhongbinshuodao。
“bu，woyaodangyigegeshou，langmandeliulanggeshou。”lvwenhuodaizhechongjingdeshuodao。
“liulanggeshou？neidengyuliulangqigai，nibubangnidage，xiaobuneigexiaohundanzenmeban？”lvfuhechidao。
“xiaobu，ai……”lvwenhuochenmole。
buguangshita，canzhuoshangderenfachuleyizhenyikoutongshengdetanxi：“ai……”
eryipangdebaomuwumatingdaolvxiaobuzheisangezi，yanzhongqueluchuyisibiyi。
yaoshuolvjia，neizhendeshizufenmaoqingyan。
laodalvhongbinjingshangyoudao，yigerenchengqilejiazhongsuoyoudekaixiao。
laoerlvwenhuotianziconghui，shishilibaxiangyoumingdedacaizi，doushuotashiwenquxingxiafan。
keshi，weiduneigelaosan，buxuewushu，buwuzhengye，yiwushichu，zhihuihuaqianbaijia，yigeyuedekaixiaodongzhejishiwan，duozeshangbaiwan。
helvjialaoerxiangfan，zheishilibaxiangtiqilvxiaobuzheigemingzi，wubushijifeigoutiao，matazaixingzhuanshi。
erqietingshuotayijingbashentigaokuale，gujikuaisile，buguoneiyehao……
bijingruguozheilvjiameiyouzheixiaozaixing，kongpaxianzaizaifuhaobangshangyeyouyixizhidileba！
“wuma，nimingtianbuyonglaile。”erzheishilvfuqueturantanlekouqishuodao：“hongbin，yihuierjiwumajiezhang，duojiyixie，suanshibuchangba。”
“shide，fuqin。”hongbinyemeiyouluchurenheyihuodeshense，dianlediantou。
zhiyouqingshanglveyouxiedidelvwenhuoyouxiemeimingbai，danshipingjieqiangdadezhishangdaoshidagaiyecaidaole。
“laoye，weishenme？woshinalizuocuolema？”haizaifufeilvxiaobudewumadunshiyijing，lianmangwendao。
zheigongzuoyouqingsong，youzhengqian，tabuxiangbeicia！