《我绑定了反话系统》 小说介绍
xinxianchuludeyanqingxiaoshuo《wobangdinglefanhuaxitong》jinqibeishouguanzhu,henduowangyouzaipinjianguohouduizuozhe“xiaoxiaoqingxin”dewenbizanbujuekou,wenlizhurengongqiyudexingxiangbeikehuadexuxurusheng,jingmiaojuelundegushizhuyaojiangshudeshi:wodengtayiyan,tuokouerchu:「dui,yale。」tadaoshisonglekouqi:「meiyajiuhao。」......duiwolaishuo,haibu……
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第一章
wobangdingleshuofanhuaxitong。
xiangqinnanfeitoudaer,duiwoshangxiadaliang,pingtoulunzu。
wozhengxiangyaomaren,kaikouqueshiyiju:「woyaoqinsini。」
zhumakanbuguo,wenwoyaobuyaohetazaiyiqi。
wozhangzuixiangtongyi,jieguoyoushiyiju:「buhao,wobuxihuanni。」
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「woyaoqinsini,woyaoqindenikuzheguixialaihanmama。」
wodehuagangshuochukou,wolengzhule。
duimianfeitoudaerdexiangqinnanyelengzhule。
「paji」yisheng,tashoulidenaichadiaozailedishang。
「nishuoshenme?」tazhenjingdikanzhewo,zuidazhangzhe,chouqichongtian,yafenglihaisaizheliangkeheisezhenzhu。
wogandaoyizhenfanwei,xinlinumaliantian。
kaikouqueyoushiyichuancaihongpi:「tianna,shuaigenijiulianshuohuadekoushuimozidoufanzhexiangqi,zhendehaoxihuan!」
「kuai,zaizhangdadianjimeimeiwenwen,a!haoxiangchidiaonizuilidezhenzhu!」woyibiantingzhezijizuilipaochulaidezheichuanhua,yibianganjinwuzhuzuineixinbengkui。
xiangqinnangengshishaleyan,yifushoudaojinghedeyangzi,feidanmeiyouzhangdazui,fanerjiangzuibasisidibishangle。
「youbingbani!」taxiangkanliumangyibandiwangxiangwo,juranwanghoutuileyibu。
「dui,woshiyoubing,fanleainidexiangsibing!」wodeweiyindaishanglekuqiang,yinweiwobazijijishuokule。
buguanwozenmewuzui,xinlizhiyaokaishimaxiangqinnan,mashangjiuzhangkoukaishichuicaihongpi。
xiangqinnankanzhewozhanzaiyuandi,yibiankudexilihuala,yibianhaizaishuotuweiqinghua,hedezhuanshenjiupao。
「神经。」他骂道。
tapaozoumeiduojiu,wojiushoudaolewomadalaidedianhua。
tapitougailianjiushiyidunma:「niganshale?bierenweishenmeshuonijingshenyouwenti?」
wolengxiaoyisheng,gangxiangfanbo,huadaozuibianqueyouguailewan:「wozenmele?wobuguojiushitaixihuantale,woyoucuoma?」
「nixihuanta?」womafanwendao:「nixihuantanengbatahepao?」
「zenmele?wojiushixihuanshengaoyimiliu,tizhongyibaiwu,nianshourushiwodeyiban,mainaichayaohewoaadenanren!bukeyima?」
womatingle,yelengleyihui:「tazheimecha?」
「chashenmecha?」woshuo:「gegezheimehao,shiwopeibushangtani!」
「nibieyinyangguaiqi,mashangjiwohuijia。」womashuowan,limagualedianhua。
wowuzhezijizheizui,hentiebuchenggang。
qianjitian,womomingqimiaobangdingleshuofanhuadexitong。
fangdongshuoyaozhangzujin,woxinlixiangzhebuyao,kezheipozuikaikoujiushitongyi:
「haode,wozuixihuanzhangfangzule,yizhangfangzuwojiuxingfendebudele。wojiuxihuanzheizhongyigeyuebaqiangongzijiaowuqianjifangdongderizi,ganjuehainengzaizhangdian。gancuizhangdaoyigeyueyiwanba,woqudaidiankuanlaijiaofangzu,huozhezaigaodian,yigeyueshiwanhaole,wozhijiejiaoyibeizifangzu,wonamingjiao,wojiegaolidailaijiao,wobuchibuhejiao,woqutoulewomadejixulaijiao......」
fangdongneilaoayibeiwohesile,zhihanzhebuzhanglebuzhangle,rangwoshaoshuoliangju。
laobanrangwochuxijiaban,woyuanqichongtian,xiangzhebanianjiayonglesuanle,jieguokaikouyoushibigongbijing:
「haode,laoban。nizenmezhidaowozuixihuanjiaban?jiabanjiushijiwodezuihaodexinnianliwu。wozuixihuangongsile,bieshuochuxiya,chunjiewoyelaishang。woshangershisixiaoshi,wozhijie007buyaoxiuxi,woyebuchifan。zhenghaowofangziyaozhangzu,gancuiwoyebuzufangle,wojiuzhuzaigongsi。zhugongsiyebufangbian,yaobuzheiyang,laobannidaiwohuijia,niqunawoquna。wogenzheni,yitianershisixiaoshishouzhenigongzuo。gongsishiwojia,ninjiushiwoyishifumu,gancuiwogaigexing,heninxing,zenmeyang?womenyiqinuli,gongsimingtianjiushangshi!」
laobankanzhewoyuyanyouzhi,jiwokailebingjia,rangwohuijiazhaogeyiyuankankannaozi。
haoburongyihuidaolejia,womajiwocongchuangshangtiliuqi,weibiliyourangwolaixiangqin。
woleideyaosi,shizaibuxiangqu,quehaishimankoudaying:
「haode,mama,wozheijiuqichuangquxiangqin。wozuixihuanquxiangqinle,meicizuozaineilihebierengaliaowojiuxingfen......」
「bizui,mashangqichuangjiwochumen。」haishiwomadongwo,yijuhuadaduanleshifa。
wopobudeyilaidaolekafeiguan,jieguoxiangqinduixiangyexiangbangdingleshaxitongyiyang,quanchenghushuobadao。
wozhizhezhongjianrenfalaidenanshenggerenxinxi,zhenjingdikanzheyanqianzheigelatayounidenanren。
「yimiba?」wobukezhixindiwendao。
tanaonaotou:「chuanxieyimiqi,sishewuruyimiba。shijishangwoliangshengaochabuduo,womenhenpei。」
我:?这话像话吗?
peishenmepei?woyimiliu,nanbuchengtayegenzheyimiliu?
woqiangyaxiajijiangtuokouerchude「fanhua」,suihouwenta:「ziliaoshangshuonijianshen?」
tamanshenfeirou,shizaikanbuchujianshenhenji。
taquediandiantou:「meitianqunanakuaidi,yesuanjuzhongle。」
woyufazhenjing,jiannankaikou:「neizheigenianshouru......」
wohaimeishuowan,taqiangxiankaikou:「suiranxianzaikanzhebuduo,danhenyoufazhanqianjing。」
shenmefazhanqianjing?shouruhaimeiwodeyibangao!
「suanle,xianbuliaole,nikankanyaohedianshenme?」wotankouqi,dasuanganjinhewanjiuzou。
taqueyilianxiane:「niyaozaizheihe?」
wodaokunhuole:「buranni?」
talianmangqishen,daizhewoqiguaibaguai,tingzailejiebiansiyuanyibeideningmengshuiqian。
「hezheige。」tashuowan,dianleyibeiganjinfuwanqian,ranhoukanxiangwo:「nihediansha?kanzhedianba。」
wosuiranwuyu,danyebuxiangnaotaijiang,dianlebeishaoweijiagegaoyidiandeyinpin。
taquekaishishangxiadaliangwole:「nihaitinghuihuaqian。」
qikuaiqianhuadenamenziqian?
wochedirenbulele,yabuzhuxinlimarendechongdong,zhangkoujiuyaoshuchu,
queshiyiju:「woyaoqinsini,nigedashuaige!」
yiyounidetuweiqinghuahezouxiangqinnanhou,wowuzhezijibuhaoshidezuibengkui。
woyebuxianghuijia,duziyigerenzaishangchangxianguang。
hudizaiyigechacantingli,wokanjianleqiyudeshenying。
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