《情人节礼物是吸奶器,我果断跑路了》 小说介绍
《qingrenjieliwushixinaiqi,woguoduanpaolule》shiyibulingrenzhemideyanqingxiaoshuo,youjiurigushijingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaoqinshenxuziyantongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan,bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。“ng……youhaizidangranshizuihaode,danshiwozunzhongnidejueding,ruguonibuxiangsheng,womenyekeyiyibeizidingke。”……。
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第2章
wokafeidouwanglehe:“xuziyan,huaiyunduojiule。”
“四个月了。”
mianshishijianyeshisigeyueqian……
我攥紧了咖啡杯——
qinshen,nizuihaobuyaobeipanwo。
chulegongsi,woyibiankaicheyibianjiwodetezhudaqudianhua:
“qinshenzuijindejingyingzhuangkuang,diaochayixia。”
meiyihuier,zhangzhangdebaogaojiufajilewo。
wokandaodiyiye,toupizhijieyizhenfama——
woyuanbendasuanjiweilaihaizidexintuojijin,xianzaijurandaolexuziyanmingxia!
时间……四个月前。
特助有些疑惑:
“qinzongneitianlaibanchanquanzhuanyideshihoushuoguoshininshouquantalaizuode,hainalenindeshouquanshu。”
shuozhe,shouquanshudesaomiaojianjiufadaolewoshoujishang。
kanzhejiangwodeqianzimofangdewanmeiwuquedebiji,woshoujiuzhibuzhufadou。
youzheizhongmofangnengli,hainengnadaowodesirenyinzhangde,chuleqinshenhaiyoushei?
四个月……
neizhengshixuziyanhuaishanghaizideshihou。
qinshenjiuzheimepobujidai,yaojixuziyandehaizipuluma?
ketamingmingzhidao,zheixintuojijin,shiwosiqudefumuliujiwodeweiyiyichan。
tazuodazuoqiang,haishicongzheigexintuojijinlinachulaideqianweitayilubaojiahuhang。
手机振动了一下。
qinshendeshengyinhaishineimechongni:
“laopolaigongsile?xumishugaosuwonizhaoguota,zenme,buxiangxinwoa?”
tadeyuqidaizhekaiwanxiaodeyiwei:
“meiguanxi,laopoyishenglingxia,wozheijiubaxumishucile,zhenghaotahuaiyunle,talaogongyeyizhibumantatingzhedaduzicaizhegaogenxiepaolaipaoqu。”
我笑的苦涩。
takouzhongneigebuxiangxuziyantingzhedaduzicaizhegaogenxiepaolaipaoquderen,youzenmebaozhengbushitani?
qinianqiyuehunyin,womenzhiqianyebuquanshiganqingzaiweixi。
“qinshen,nixiangyaohaizishima?”
他一愣:
“ng……youhaizidangranshizuihaode,danshiwozunzhongnidejueding,ruguonibuxiangsheng,womenyekeyiyibeizidingke。”
“ruguobuxiaoxinhuaileni?nihuiwanliuwoma?”
tahuxiyizhi:“wodangranxiangle,danshishentishinide,nimeizhunbeihao,womenjiuda。”
“这可是你说的。”
我挂了电话。
fanshoujibaobiaodaleguoqu:
“baxumishudaidaoyiyuan,xianzai,like。”
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bingfangli,xuziyankuzhenaozhesisizhuazhumenkuang:
“chunvshi!zheihaizizhendebushiqinzongde!qiuqiuninbuyaoshanghaiwugu!”
我把手机递过去:
“haoa,neijiujinilaogongdadianhua,rangnilaogonglaijiuni。”
xuziyanyaozhetoubukenjie,“putong!”yishengjiwoguilexialai:
“qiuqiuninlechunvshi,wolaogongzaiguowaichucha,genbenganbuhuilaide!”
“neijiujitadadianhua,zhiyaotajiele,chengrenlenimendeguanxi,wojiufangguoni。”
xuziyanyanzhongdexiwangshunjianxiaoshi。
taduoduosuosuojieguodianhua。
shouzhizaishuzipanshanganlejixia,duoduosuosuodejiangshoujifangzaizijierbian:
“wei……laogong……nilaijiewohaobuhao……”
“buxing!wodengbule!nizaibulaiwomendehaizijiumeile!wobuguannizainali!”
kanzhexuziyanbengkuidemoyang,woyouyishunjianshenzhihuaiyiwozhendeyuanwangleta。
 
                 情人节礼物是吸奶器,我果断跑路了
                                情人节礼物是吸奶器,我果断跑路了