全民：疯了吧，你管这叫产后护理
《全民：疯了吧，你管这叫产后护理》 小说介绍
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第6章
linyangdecaicemeiyoucuo，jinyedequeyijingyoubushaorenhuoshixingfendenanyirushui，huoshinanshoudemandidagunle。
taganghuidaosushe，shoujibianyizhenzhenzhandongleqilai。
cikedebanqunkeweirenaowubi。
banzhang-zhaodezhu：“@qinlaoshi，wojuexingbenmingjile！”
suihou，tajiangzijidebenmingjishuomingfazailebanqunli。
【zhanji：jinengfadonghouduishenqianyidingjulineifadongyicihengxiangzhanji，gongjilijiachengwei150%，jiachengxiaoguosuizhiyedengjitisheng。
jinengyaoqiu：xuzhuangbeiwuqijian。
jinenglengque：30miao。】
linyangkanlepiankecaixiangqibanzhangzhaodezhudezhiyeshi【wu·jianxia】。
wujijinzhanzhiyebenshenjiuyoubucuodeqianli，zaidapeiyigeyouxiaofanweiqungongdebenmingji，jiugengweiqiangli。
youlezheiyangdedapei，banzhangzhaodezhudeqianqifayukeyishuoshiwenrulaogoule。
guoran，zheiyangdezhiyebenmingjidapei，diyishijianjiuxiyinlemeinvbanzhurenqinyuroulaoshidezhuyi。
qinlaoshi：“bukuishizanmenbanbanzhang‘zhaodezhu’ha，nizheibenmingjihezhiyexiangdeyizhang，yihouzanmenbantongxuedoudekaonizhaozhele。”
qinyuroushijinniangangruzhikunshazhigaodexinshengdaimeinvjiaoshi，nianjibizheiqunxueshengdabuleduoshaosui。
suoyi，tashuoqihualaihenjiediqi，duiyuhanxueshengwaihaozheizhongshi，gengshilecibupi。
banzhang‘zhaodezhu’dewaihao，gengshiyinweitabeiguangergaozhi。
banqunlijinjiezhejiushigengduotongxuexianmudefayan。
qixiaoting：“wa，banzhangdarenweiwu！qiudaifeia！”
lihaitao：“bukuishinialaozhao，zanliangzudui，zhidinggagaluansha，wogaga，niluansha！”
xuewei-zhengpingping：“gongxiabanzhang，duile，nimenyourenzhidaolinyangjuexingleshenmebenmingjilema？”
kandaozhei，linyangbuyouzhoulexiameitou。
zhengpingpingshitamenbandebanhua，yeshijishaoshuminglianlinyangdedadannvshengzhiyi。
yezhengshiyinweibeibanhuaminglian，linyangshenbianduolexuduotazheigenianjibenbugaiyoudeqingdi，zheixieqingdizhizhongjiuyouzhaodezhu。
这林阳就很无语了。
suoweirenshuaishifeiduo，dagaijiushiruciba。
zhaodezhu：“nibieshuo，nihaizhenbieshuo，wotaihaoqilinyanghuijuexingshenmebenmingjile，takeshizanmenbanjinnianzuidadeheima，【xi·chanhouhulishi】a！”
lihaitao：“laozhao，nizheiyangkejiubudidaole，dajiadoushitongxue，sharenhebizhuxinni？”
“wodoutilinyangchaqingchule，chanhouhulishizheigezhiye，lishiyoujiu，shiyouzhengtongchuanchengde。”
“jushuoshanggushidaihaiyougemuzhudechanhouhulizhuanye，shifenremen，shichuguoshude，nikebiexiaoqiaolerenjia。”
“xiaoxinyihourenjiayigelanhuazhichuosini。”
rouyankejiande，banqunlidunshijiupiaoqilenanshengmenhahadaxiaodebiaoqing。
linyangchelechezuijiao，‘lanhuazhi’？
zijibuguojiushizhuanggeruojieryi，shenmeshihounieguolanhuazhizheizhongzheimeniangpaodeshoushile？
feibang，zheilihaitaochunchunshizaifeibangzijia！
haiyou，nimenliaobenmingjijiuliaobenmingjibei，yingcheshang**sha？
真是晦气。
heshangbanqun，linyanglandezaikanneixiehaowuyingyangdechaofeng。
zijikeshixiyouzhiye，yihoubidingdiaodazheiqunshacha。
yejiushizheiyishunjian，linyanglingguangzhaxian，xianghaolezijixiangyaojuexingdebenmingji。
taxiangyaodebenmingji，zuihaoshizhaohuanji。
chuanyueyiqian，takanguoyibenxiaoshuo，litoudezhiyezhenengzhaohuangezhongqianghandewanglingshengwu，zheixiewanglinghainengzuchengjuntuan。
yikaoqianghandezhiliang、kongbudeshuliang，gezhonghengtuifuben，keweishuangdeyipi。
linyangzixituiqiaoleyifan，zijiyaoshinengzhaohuanchugangshengchanguohoudemuti。
liyongzhiye，duimutijinxingchanhouhuli，dahaoguanxizhihou，zairangmutibangtadaguai，neiyihouqibushinengmeizizidekuaisushengji？
danzhaohuanjisuanshibijiaoxiyouzhiyejineng。
zuoweibenmingjijuexingdezhaohuanjigengshiliaoliaowuji。
zijiyijingshixiyouzhiyele，zaiyaogezhaohuanjihuibuhuitaitanxinleyidian？
zhishipianke，tajiuxiangdaolekoudailidemingyunzhitou！
mingyunzhitou，youyidinggailvbangzhuzhiyezhejuexingtedingleixingbenmingjidedaoju。
bijingshijialihualewanbakuaimaidedaoju，yinggaiyaojidianlicaidui。
linyangxiangtongleqizhongguanjianhou，zhenggerendouhaosibeidatonglerenduermaiyiban。
taguoduancongkoudailitaochulemingyunzhitou，sheneryoushenqidaoleyifan，zheicaijiangtouziqingqingchaokongzhongyipao。
neitouzizaikongzhongyidun，wuxingzhizhong，haosiyouyizhidashou，qingyijiangtazuansui，nianweifenmo。
fenmoxuxupiaoluozaidihou，yizhensumadeganjueshunjianyongxianglelinyangdesizhibaihai。
“唔！”
linyangzhijuedezijihaosizuoleyitaoquanshenmashajiban，tongtoushushuang。
erhou，yidaodanlansedemianbanxuxuzaitamianqianshengqi。
mianbanshang，haiyouyipaipaiwenzizhouranfuxian。
【稀·产后护理师】
【姓名：林阳】
【dengji：10（0.3%）】
【体力：19】
【敏捷：19】
【智慧：19】
【shousu：3（zhiyeshuxing）】
【武器：无】
【护具：无】
【jineng：xi·rudaoshutong（benmingji）】
【xi·rudaoshutong：tongguoteshushoufakeshirudaoshutong，bingchanchujuyouteshupinzhideruye。
ruyepinzhishoumutiyingxiang。
teshuruyekeshiyinyongzhehuode‘chulinruhu’zhuangtai，genjuruyepinzhihuodequanshuxingzengfu，chixushijian1xiaoshi。
‘chulinruhu’zhuangtaiguohou，keyongjiuguhua1%zengfushuxing。】
linyangkanleyanzijidesanweishuxing，ruguotameijicuodehua，11jidaodingdesanweishuxingshuzhijiushi19。
zijimeiyangshujudoudaoding，yebuwangfeizijisannianlaimeitianjianchijianshenduanlianle。
jiranshishuxing，ziranshiyuegaocaiyuehao。
jinjiezhe，takandaolezijidebenmingji，shunjianjiudengdaleshuangyan。
shenmegoupimingyunzhitou，tajuexingdebenmingjileixinggenbenjiuhezhaohuanleixingdejinengdabushangyidianguanxi。
ca，xujiaguanggaohaisirena！
erqie，tayonglemingyunzhitouhou，lijijiujuexinglebenmingji。
tahuaiyizheigemingyunzhitouli，shibushiyoushenmekejiyuhenhuo，qiangxingyamiaozhuzhangle。
这可不太妙啊！
benmingjiduirenhezhiyezheeryandoushishifenzhongyaode，keqianwanbiechuchacuoa！
huaizhejinzhangtantedexinqing，linyangjixuwangxiakanqu。
zhishikanlepianke，taxinzhongxuanzhedejushijiuqingqingfangxiale。
youqishidangtakandao‘quanshuxingzengfu’、‘yongjiuguhua’zheijigeziyanshi，neixingengshibeihenhenzhenhanleyixia。
xianbushuo‘yongjiuguhua’shuxing，jiushi‘quanshuxingzengfu’zheiyidian，jiuzugourangsuoyouzhiyezheweitafengkuang。
不，是彻底疯狂！