《重生在无脑虐文里疯狂虐渣》 小说介绍
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woyuanbenshibenwunaonvewenliqicandewuzuinvzhu。
shuzhongdewunaonanzhuyinweiyigeyijuhuajiunengjieshiqingchudewuhuibaworengdaotujuedayingzuolesannianjunji,huilaihouyouduiwojijinxiuru。
zaijinglilewushucibeishanbazhang,tongdaozigexintouxuedecaozuohouwozhongyusizailenanzhuhuihendeyanleili。
sihou,wobeibangdingleqiangzhinvezhaxitong。
zaikuangshualesanqiangenvewenxiaoshijiehou。
wodaizheshengdaomanjidenvezhaxitongzhongshenghuilaile。
1.
「gumingyue,nizheidufu。jinriwoyaonizaiwomufeidejitaneikemansanqiangetou!niruobuke,nigufushangxiajiububizaiyouhuorenle。」dangchaotaizixiaozhangfengwanzheshumeigumingxingdeshou,yingfengzhanzaitadingdeliaowangtaishang。
tadingdefengjida,lianggerenkuandadeyipaochanraojiaozhi,fachujuniaozhenchidesaxiang。
kanzheyanqianzheiwubishuxidechangjing。
我知道,我回来了。
qiangyazhexindidekuangxi,woxixingzoudaoxiaozhangfengshenbian,wobaozhutadedatui。
haibudengtahuitoukanwo,wobianshuangbeifaliguoduanxiangxiayiyang。
「mufei,ninfangxinba。erchenjinhoujuebuhuirangzheigedufuyouhaoriziguoaaaaa......」
xiaozhangfenghuaweishuowan,jiubeiwocongjiucenggaodetaloudingshangdatouchaoxiaxianlexiaqu。
bankongzhong,huidangzhetaqilidecanjiao。
neiyishun,taxiasanqianmingtaiziqinweidoubeizheishengcanjiaoxiyin。
ranhouyanzhengzhengdekanzhetamendetaizidianxiayitouzhajinlepingkongchuxiandefenduidangzhong。
「gu......gumingyue......ni......nizheishi......」gumingyuexingxianranhaimeiyoufanyingguolai,woyijingchaotapuleguoqu,baxiatatoudingdezanziyoushenyouzhongdechadaolewozijixinkoushang。
tingzheqinbingchongshanglaidejiaobusheng,woyongjinliqidahanyisheng:「meimei!nizenmenengyinweitaizidianxiashuoranggujiameiyouhuorendeyijuhuajiubatacongtadingtuixiaquni!」
zaiquebaochongshanglaidesuoyourendoutingdaowohandezheijuhuahou。
woxinanlidedehunsizailerenweidexuebozhong。
2.
上辈子我死之后。
caizhidaowoshiyibenguyannvewenxiaoshuozhongdenvzhu。
zuoweitaishifudichudeda**。
woyizhixinyueshuzhongnanzhutaizixiaozhangfeng。
kenanzhuquepianaiwodeshumeigumingxing,duiwoyongyuanzhiyoulengmo。
gengshizaihuangdixiazhiweiwomencihunzhihouchedihenshanglewo。
那年中秋之日。
woheshumeigumingxingyiqipeitaizishengmushufeiqianwanghuguosiqifu。
zhongtuzhongletujuerendemaifu。
woduziyirenzongmachongchuzhongweixunrenjiuyuan,quebuxingzhuiluoxuanyadaozhihunmi。
dangwotuozhemanshenshanghenhuilaishi,shufeiyijingyuhai。
gumingxingshuo,shiwohetujuerenjiaoyi,caidaozhishufeiniangniangbeirenshahai。
xiaozhangfengbutingwodejieshi,bugudihoudezulan。
jianchiyiheqindemingyibaworengjinletujuedayingzuolesannianjunji。
zaitujuebianguan,woyinweizhenzhenglitongwaiguodeshumeideshouyizaoshoulenanyiyanyudefeirennvedai。
wofeileshuangshou,beibatulezhijia,dadongtianbeirengjinbinghuliqule。
zheisannian,xiaozhangfengwushilewosuoyousongdaozhongyuandeqiujiuxinjian。
zhidaowobinsizhiji,tacaichamingzhenxiang。
tongkuliutidebaozhewofafeng,shouzheyidaduimeirengudukunkudedengshanglequanlidianfeng。
erwo,yezaineiyikebangdingleqiangzhinvezhaxitong。
chenggongnizhuanlesanqiangehewoyiyangweileqingxulacheerchanchudenvzhuderensheng。
wobenkeyidaizhewosuoyouderenwujianglirenyitiaoxuanyigeniaoyuhuaxiangdeshijieshenghuo。
danwoquexuanzezaituixiuqian,daizheyijingshengdaomanjidenvezhaxitongzhongshenghuidaolewoyuanbendeshijie。
我重生归来的节点。
zhengshixiaozhangfenggongpoletujuebuluodediyidaofangxian,jiangwodaihuijingchengdeneiyiri。
weilejidiantacansideshengmu。
tazaitujuehedaqijiaojiedeweizhishanggaileyizuojiuzhanggaodetalou,gongfengzheshufeiniangniangdepaiwei。
zaiwomenqichenghuijingdedangri,tayaowodangzheshufeiniangniangdepaiweikoushousanqianciyishichanhui。
anzhaoyuanbendejuqingxian,woweilegujiashangxiadexingmingdangzhenkelesanqiangexiangtou。
meimeihunsiguoqu,youhuibeilengshuipoxing。
napatoupoxueliu,yanyanyixi,yebeiqinbingjiazhekewanlezuihoujige。
xiaozhangfengjintiandatouchaoxiadezheiyixia,mianqiangsuanshihaileyibaigeba。
shengxiadeliangqianjiubaige,tazhinengmanmanhaile。
3.
这日之后。
woyinweishixueguoduotanglesantian。
worensuirantangzhe,danwodeyishiyizhikeyizaixitongdedailingxiazaizheigeshijiezhongdegegedifanglaihuiyouzou。
shumeigumingxingyizhizuoweicishataizideyifandunzaiqiucheli。
yinweixiaozhangfengzhuitashi,youyuguanxingshiranyibazhuaxialetashenshanghualidezhijinwaipao。
zheisantian,tayizhidengzhetadetaizigegelaihaitaqingbai。
shubuzhi,xiaozhangfengyinweicongtadingdatouchaoxiazajinfenduilihunmilesantian。
yuqishuoshihunmi,burushuoshizibi。
yinweixiaozhangfengzuoweizheigeshijiedenanzhu,zaijuqingjiediandaolaizhiqianjueduibuhuiyiwaisiwang。
suoyidangyiwailailinshi,yidingyaoyouhelideqiaohechuxianbaozhutadexingming。
yincixitongzaitazhuiluodeyishunjian,jitaanpaileyigeyouda,youhou,youruan,younuandeniufendui。
xiaozhangfengzhangzhedazuizalejinqu,guoleyishenzangwu,zhengzhafangunzhehuadaolezhongrengenqian。
shijishang,tahaofawusun。
danshiqueyoubudebuzhuangzuozhongshanghunmi。
disantian,taizixiaozhangfengzhongyuyouyongqitachuyingzhangdamenshi。
neiridaibingjianggumingxingjinadefujiangbianxiangtahuibaolegumingxingtuitazhuitazhishi。
zheibennvewenliderendoushizheiyang,zhixiangxinzijiyanjingkanjiande。
erbuguanyanjingkanjiandebeihoujiujingzangzheshenmeyangdezhenxiang。
xiaozhangfengnalishedezhiaishoucixinku,batuijiuwangqiuchedefangxiangpao,xiangqinzijianggumingxingcongqiuchelibaochulai。
sheizhitagangyitaijiao,jiuzhenggerenjiushuangxiguizailedishang,zhizhidejifujiangkelegetou。
「dianxia!dianxianinzenmeledianxia!mojiangkeshizaidandaibuqia!」xiaofujianghongzhelianshoumangjiaoluande,shangqianchanfu。
xiaozhangfengduoduosuosuodecongdishangpaqi,bailebaishoushuo:「meishi,nibubifule。」
shuowan,tayoushitanzhechaoqianzoulejibu,shentiyouqiangxingbeiyiguliliangqiancherangtazhijiepalexiaqu。
「dianxia!dianxianinzheidaodishizenmeleya!」xiaofujiangdehuhanyinlailegengduoderenweiguan。
xiaozhangfengbusixindejixuchangshi,jieguohaishimeizousanbujiuhuiguixiaketou。
zheixiexiangtoushixiaozhangfengqianlewode,woyongxitongshedingletadebufa。
zaisanqiangexiangtoukemanzhiqian,tameizousanbujiuhuiguixiakoutou。
chufeitasijiaozhediyongxiongfuzaidishangmoceng,fouzetazhiyaomaikaituizoulu,jiuyidinghuiguixiaketou。
weilenengzaoxiejiuxiazijixinmuzhongdebaiyueguang,xiaozhangfengzheigerenjianjiangzhonggubudezijibushoukongzhideshuangxi。
yierbaibudejuli,shengshengzouleliangzhuxiang
ganggangmodaoqiuchedebianyuan,bianbeiyanqiandejingxianghedeyi**zuozailedishang。
qiuchelidegumingxingzhengpitousanfa,manlianzangwu,xianzhequnzichazheshuangtui,zaicheliluanbeng,quganbuduanxiangtaqundifeilaidewenchong。
neiyangzi,xiangjileyujizhengzaiqiuhuandemuhou。
zheigechangjing,yeshixitongzaiwodeshouyixiaqinshouanpaide。
weilejinjulikanjianzheizhaliedechangmian,wodeyishilaozaojiupiaohuzailegumingxingdeqiuchepangbian。
zouguolesanqiangenvewenxiaoshijie,woshenzhiduiyunanzhulaishuo。
biqisiqudebaiyueguanggengnanjieshoude,jiushizhangcandebaiyueguang。
xiaozhangfengzhisuoyimiliangumingxing,jiushiyinweizheiduoxiaobaihuasuridewenrouxiaoyi,chuchukelian。
xianrujinzheigechangmian,xirineigechuchudongrendebaiyueguangbujianle。
querdaizhideshigezazahuhudefengpozi。
xiaozhangfengdieguizaiqiuchegenqian,xiangpao,quezhinengduizheqiuchelidefengpozibuduanketou。
wodeyishipiaozaiyipanglengxiao。
kuiwohaiyiweinimenlianggeshiduozhendezhenai。
yuanlaiyebuguoshizheibanfuqian。
jideneiniandingqinyanshang,xiaozhangfenghaobukeqideshuaixiawoyigerenwanqileshumeideshou。
zaizhongmukuikuizhixiaduisuoyourenshuo,jibianwojianglaishenweitaizizhengfei,yezhipeibeishuzhigaoge。
tayongyongyuanyuandoubuhuizhengyankanwoyiyan。
yishijian,wolunweilequanjingchengzuiedudenvzi。
weileronghuafugui,buxiqiangzoujiazhongshumeidexingfu。
shangbeizidewo,yizhiyinweizheijianshierwubikuijiu。
yincishouleweiquyecongbujieshi。
xianzaixiangxiangcihundezhiyifenmingshihuangdixiade。
xiaozhangfengruodangzhenbuyuan,dakeyishangbiaoshuoming。
hebiyaobuqingbuyuandejiezhi,ranhouyoujiangsuoyoudezuimingdouyigunaodekouzaiwodetoushang。
baichuzheishenqingkuankuandeyangzi,haibudoushiweilezijideboqingzheyan。
4.
xiaozhangfengzhuitazhishiyiyigetaopaodecikeerbulelezhi。
qibagejunyijixiaozhangfengbalemai,sheiyeshuobuchushenmesuoyiran。
jiuzhinengtuishuoshixiaozhangfengzhuitashishangleshuangtui。
gumingxingzhidaozijijinrizaixiaozhangfengmianqianchulechou。
mangbudiedexiangjizijizhaohuichangzi。
zuoweixiaozhangfengmingyishangdecefei,weilezhangxianxianzijideliangshude,bianbawozheigezaishenbaimingliedejiejieyeladaoletaizideyingzhang。
晚膳桌上。
wojiandaoletoudingshangguomanshabu,zuozailuncheshangmenshengbuyandexiaozhangfeng。
wobasanqiangexiaoshijielijinglidesuoyoubukaixindeshidouxiangleyibian,haishirenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
xiaozhangfengwen:「nixiaoshenme?」
woshuo:「meishenme,wotianshengweixiaochun。」
gumingxingtedimingrenxiachuzuolejidaowozaijiashiaichidejidaocaiyaodianxin。
膳桌摆放完毕。
gumingxingyizaixiangwozaixiaozhangfengmianqianchuchou。
guerzaiweiwobucaishicoudaowoerbianxiangyongwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinjiwojinggao。
buxiang,yikaikoubianshengruhongzhong:「**,niyihuierjiwolaolaoshishideyongshouzhuazhechixiaqu,fouzenishizhidaowodelihaide!」
顾明星的声音太大。
lianmenwaizhiyedeshoubingdoutingjianle。
meicuo,zheiyoushiwohexitongdejiezuo。
congjinwanghougumingxingshuohua,zhiyaoyouwozaichang。
guanyuwodeshiqingjiubixushuozhenhua,qiezhinengshiyinliangjidadezhenhua。
gumingxinghuayinyiluo,zhenggeshijiedouanjinglexialai。
zaixiaozhangfengyanzhong,gumingxingyizhishigerouqingsishui,duochoushangandexiaonvren。
tashanliangdelianyizhimayiyeburenxinshanghai,neirizhisuoyizaiqiuchelixingweiwuzhuang,yeshiyinweijingkongtaiguosuodaozhide。
erxianzai,tamingmingbaibaidetingjianlegumingxingneizhangxiaolianzhixia,neijiansuankebodeyuqi。
「dianxia!nintingwojieshi!wofangcaibushineigeyisi!dangzhenbushineigeyisi!」gumingxingjile,tafangcaifenmingshiyadishengyin。
quebuzhiweishenme,huizaizheianjingdeyingzhanglihandezheimedasheng。
xiaozhangfengcongbengdaidefengxilichaogumingxingtouguoleyisiyihuodemuguang。
gumingxinghuangmangwuzhulezuiba,biedemanliantonghong。
「woxiang,wokeyitimeimeijieshide。」woqingqingtailetaizuijiao:「woxianqianzaitujueshi,tujuerenhuishichangzuoxiehexianjinyiyangdecaiyaodianxinfangdaosouchou,zairangelejitianjiyedewoquheyegouzhengqiang,xianrujinwozhiyaokandaozheixiecaisejiuhuijuedeexin。wozhidaoshumeiyixiangzhidaowoxihuanchishenme,quebuzhitujuerenshiruhezhidaozheixiede。」
「gumingyueni!」gumingxingyiji,renbuzhuyouhanlechulai:「nihushuoshenmedashihua!」
zheiyisheng,zhijiejingqilezhangwaidehanya。
gumingxingkule,yanquanhongdexiangxiaotuziyiyang,shuangshousisidewuzhe
「meimei,nifangxin,wohuiyongshouzhuazhechide。」woyanshenkusedekanleyiyangumingxing:「nidelihaiwodangranzhidao,congxiaodaoda,woruoshiyoushaoshaobushunnixinyidedifang,nibianhuikunao,huizaizijishenshangqiachushanghen,fuqinmuqinbianhuizefayuwo,woguigoulecitang,aigoulebanzi,yeshougoulenimeicibuyuejiazhuzaiwoshenshangdeshanghaile。nifangxinba,woyidinghuizhuazhechide。」
shuowan,woshenshoubianzhuaqileyikuaiguazheyousudedianxin,hanzheyanleisaijinlezuili。
yanleishixiaochulaide,yaoshizaibuyashangyikuaidianxin。
wozhipahuibabitixiaochulai。
「够了,别吃了!」
xiaozhangfengchenzhelian,tongkudechengzhebaozheshabudeshouzhanganrouzailiangbiandetaiyangxueshang。
buzhishiyinweibaiyueguangdelvjingsuile,haishiyinweibeigumingxingdeyinliangzhende。
wohentinghua,dangshijiuwuzhezuidishengjujiaozhe。
nibieshuo,zheikuaidianxinhaizhenhaochi。
「zhangfenggege,wocongxiaohejiejieyiqizhangda。」gumingxingyichangjiaojidexiangweizijikaituo。
kezhiyaokaikou,jiuzhinengshuo:「wocongxiaohejiejieyiqizhangda,woyizhidoujidutashidichu!wohenbudetamashangqusi!suoyiwozheimeduonianyizhi......」
tianzhidaogumingxingyongbianjiedeshenqingshuochuzheixiehualaijiujingyouduohaoxiao。
「goule!bieshuole!」xiaozhangfengtingbuxiaqule。
tafennudeyaozhelunche,shuaikaizhongrenzaiqiheidejunyingliqianxing。
huer,wotingjianyishengqilidecanjiao。
yuanlaishiyelitaihei,xiaozhangfengdelunchegeleshitou,daozhitazhenggerenfanjinlezhanmadeshicao,beisiwuzhizhanmalunfantianleyibian。
6.
回京的路上。
xiaozhangfengmeiyourushangbeiziyiyangjiangwoshuanzaimabeishang,rangwochizhejiaogenzhedajunxingjin。
ershijiwopaileyiliangjixiaodemache,tazaiyongtadefangshigaoaodexiangwobiaoda。
suiranwodangchuyouyuanwangnidedifang,danshiwoyeyouxingennidaoqianle,nijiuganendaidedesuanleba。
wocaibuxihanzheiyangdedaoqian,suoyiwoyongxitonglifuzengdeqiuhuansanrangxiaozhangfenglachedemapijinshu**。
xiaozhangfengdemachegongyousanshiercheng,fenweineiwailiangshi。
bairizaiwaijianchuligongwu,daoleruyebiankezaineilianzhi。
那夜。
xiaozhangfenghegumingxingzhengzaimacheneidianluandaofeng。
gumingxingweilenengzhongxindedaoxiaozhangfengdechongaizhengzaicheneidechuangtashangmailiqiuhuan。
xiaozhangfengbeitachenggongyinqilexingzhi,lianggerenjiezhemachededianbojinqingxiangshouzhezongqingshengsede**。
jiuzaizheishi,sanshierpinianfuliqiangdezhongmajitifaleqing。
wulunjishuduomexianshudechefuyekongzhibulezheiyangdejumian。
tamenzhinengyanzhengzhengdekanzhezheiliangjudademachezaihuichengdeguandaoshanghengchongzhizhuang。
zhidaoliematuojiang,sisanbenli,machecaizhuangshangleguandaoliangpangdeshumutinglexialai。
zhongrenjimangganguoqu,chaixialemachedebianxingdemenban。
zhijiancheneidelianggerenhunshen**,mantoudahan。
shentihaibaochizhezuoyelihuanhaogouhedezitai。
xiaozhangfengwuzhemantoumanliandexue,gumingxingquanzheshuangtaipanzaitadeyaojian。
tamenxiangdong,danshidongbule。
yinweixiaozhangfengdeneiliyinweijuliedejingheeryizhitingli,shizhongwufaconggumingxingtineibachu。
suoyouganlaichaimenderendoujitidixialenaodai,meiyourenganzaikaojin,yemeiyourenganduoshuoyiju。
zuihou,haishixiaozhangfengrenbuzhule,chaozhewaitoudahan:「douzaineierlengzheganshenme!haibuqujiaogejunyiguolai!gubabuchulaile!」
                
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