《我只想躺平,咋就成全网学习标杆了》 小说介绍
zaiwozhixiangtangping,zajiuchengquanwangxuexibiaoganlezhong,zhousenyangmishiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。jingkaimifengtongguoqiaomiaodexushujiangzhousenyangmidemaoxiangushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。zhousenyangmizailvtuzhongyudaolegezhonggeyangdetiaozhanyukunjing,danzhousenyangmishizhongbaochizheleguandetaiduheyongwangzhiqiandejingshen。“jiandande,caishizuinande!”“wojiuwen,—tiaodahebolangkuan,fengchuidaohuaxiangliangan,zheiyangnengyinqigongmingdegeci,zhenggeletansheihaineng……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindehuanlehegandong。
《我只想躺平,咋就成全网学习标杆了》 第16章 免费试读
zheiduanshijiannei,《xiaoshideairen》juzusuoyourendounazheyanjiulehaojitian,
liangtianneiguanyuzheigedianyingdetaolunyeshiyuelaiyueduo,
wangshangyilunfenfen,danshisuoyoudeyanyuanbaokuozhousenquemeiyoushijianquhuiyingshenmele,
yinwei,jintianjiushizhengshikaipaidediyitian,
muqianzhuyaoyaopaishededoushishineidexifen,
yangmishiyandeshinvzhuaimi,jintianyaopaishedejiushinvzhubeiguanyahoutaochudeyichangxifen,
jubenneirongshizheiyangde:yangmishiyandeaimibenlaihehugeshiyandezhangfunikeshiyiduimofanfuqi,
danzaijiehunwuzhounianhou,aimiouranfaxianlenikechugui,
weici,aimiweibaofunikezhidingleyixiliedeyiwai,bingjingxincehualeyichangmousha。
erzaijintianyaopaisheneirongzhuyaojiangshudeshi,aimiduodaolekongzhiyujiqiangdeqiannanyoudaixidejiazhong,
danfanbeidaixiyangekanguan,aimishejishadiaodaixihou,
jiangzijiweizhuangchengbeiqinfan,qiujindemoyang,
ranhouzhizaochudaixibangjiazijidejiaxiang,zaishunlichengzhangdehuidaonikeshenbian。
keyishuo,zheichangxi,aimiyaobiaoxiandedongxifeichangdeduo,
aimiqianhouqingxudefancha、sharenshihoudehenli,
jiandaozhongduomeitishibiaoxianchudejiaoruo,
mianduinikedanuhoudedanding,
jintiandexi,duiyuyangmideyanjikaoyanfeichangdeda,
suiranzhousenzaijubenshang,renmingshang,yedouquanbujinxinglehanhuadegaibian,
zheijiushifashengzaiguoneideyiqishijian!
“kuaikuaikuai,huazhuangshi,mimizheibiandezhuangzaibuyixia!”
“dengguangzhunbei!neibianzailiangyidian,woshidefenweiganyaoyingzaochulai。”
“……”
xianchangfeichangmangliu,danshijibenshanghaishiyoutiaobuwen,
jintianyangmijiushijueduidenvzhu,tadexifenyeshizuizhongyaode,
yangmiyijinghenjiumeiyoutihuiguozheizhongganjuele,
zhenggejuzudouzaiweizhetazhuan,
jinjiezhe,paishelelianggeduoxiaoshihou,
杨蜜有点崩溃了,
bushiyangmibuxing,shizaishizhousendeyaoqiutaigaole!
“buxing,dangnihunshenshixuedechuxianzaimeitiqian,nibunengneimedandinga!”
“niyaoyouneizhongzhongjiantianrideganjue!”
“nizoudekeyimanyidian,xuruoyidian!”
“yanshen!zhuyiyanshen!”
“……”
yigejingtou,zhousenzhongxinpailehaoduobian,
yangmishenzhiyoudianhuaiyi,zheigejiahuoshibushizaiguyibaofu,
baofutazhiqianduodianleyiwanfen!
danshi,yangmizijiyeshiyigebufushuderen,
congxiaodaoda,tadoushiyaozuojiuyaozuozuihaode,zuiyouxiude,
yangmiduocidiaozhengqingxu,zhongyuzaibuzhidaoduoshaocihou,
“咔!过!”
yangmizhongyutingdaolenazhedalabadezhousenhanchudeguo,
yangmiduanzandexiuxileyixia,
zhenggerenzhijietanruanzaileyizishang,
rebayouxiexintengdenaleyigebeizi,yiluxiaopaopaoleguolai,
muqianhaimeidaotadexifen,tachuyandeshinanzhudemeimei,
戏份不是很多,
rebajiangshuibeidijiyangmi,youxiexinteng,
“mijie,yaobuyaohesengeshuoyisheng,nizaiduoxiuxixiuxi?”
rebakanzheyangmiyitoudexianghan,bujinyouxieguanxin,
zhousendangqidaoyanlaizhendehaorenzhen,haoxionga,
“buyong!takendingshizaibaofuwo!”
“a?baofu?mijietabaofuniganma?”
“heng,jintianshidiyichangxi,woyoushizhuyan,tajintianbubawonaxia,shengxiadexiyebuhaopai。”
“suoyourendoujuedetashigexinren,tabunachudiandongxilai,tazenmefuzhong?”
“tazheishinawozailiweini!”
“啊?”
rebatuihouleyibu,tadexiaonaodaiguazhongkemeiyouxiangzheimeduo,
“nei,weishenmenaniliweini?hugebuxingma?”
rebadudunangnangde,feichanghaoqi,
“buxing,wozheibushihaiyouyicenglaobandeshenfenma,yonghuge,kendingmeiyouyongwodexiaoguohao。”
yangmiheleyikoushui,kanxiangyuanchu,daizhemaozi,
feichangchoupidezhengzaihejuzugoutongtaolundezhousen,
“meixiangdaozheijiahuohaizhenyoudiandongxi,daoyandeneiyitaodongxibeitawandemingmingbaibai,nishuo,tazhishikanguojibenshu?zheimeidaolia。”
kandaozhousendaoyanqilaiyouxieruyudeshui,yangmiyeyouxiehaoqi,
莫非这真是个天才?
tiancai?yiqianzheigecidoushixingrongtade,
xuebarenshe,shuxuetiancai,zheixiecitakemeishaoting,
不过和周森比起来,
zheixiehaoxiangyouxiebugouyongle,
zhousenbitahaixiaoni?xiangfayouduo,juben、gequ、daoyandouwandezhuan,
莫非是一朝顿悟了?
yangmixiangdaolezhiqianzaigongsimoyuleyiniandezhousen,
“xiwangzheijiahuonengrangmitaocunhuoxiaquba!”
“mijie,nizheimeyishuo,haoxiangsengeshitingcongmingdeha。”
rebayouxiekaixin,meiyanwanwande,xiandeyouxiexiaoqiexi。
yangmimeihaoqidebailetayiyan,
“nizheiyifuhuachiyangshiganma?nengbunengyoudianchuxi!neijiahuokeshifeichangxiaoxinyande!”
“nayoua,mijienibieluanshuo。”
rebayilianzhenjing,zhishikanxiangzhousendemuguangyouxierouqing。
henkuai,xiuxishijianjieshu,
zhousenyishenglingxia,yangmiyoukaishilepaishe,
zhiqiandexishichuyumianshangdede,jiexialai,haiyouyichangxi,
shizhujiaojinwuhou,hezhangfudeduishouxi,
zheiyichangxi,xuyaotahehugebiaoyanjile,
这场戏要拍的是:
jieshouwanmeitifangtandenvzhuaimijinmen,
tamenliangrenzaijingtouqianbeibaozhuangchenglemofandefuqi,
erbeihou,nikequefeichangkangjuheaimiyiqishenghuo,
yeli,nikezhigougoudekanzheyanqiandezheigenvren,
zhongyushougoulezheizhongshenghuo,liangrenbaofalejiliedechongtu,
chongtuzhong,nikeanzheaimidetou,henhendezazaileqiangshang,
“nizheigechoubiaozi!”nikedeyuqichongmanfennu,
tafaxieyibanniezheaimidelianjia,
aimitoufalingluan,“neiwoyeshiniquhuijiadebiaozi!”
“woweinishaleren!chulewo,haiyousheinengshuochuzheijuhua!”
“wocaishinidemingzhongzhuding!”
……
zhaomingbuguangdengxia,hugexunsujinrujiaose,
tazhigougoudidingzheyanqiandeyangmi,yanzhongchongmanlefennuhebujie。
yangmishenqinghenliquedandingdibeihugeanzaiqiangshang,
qifenzaipianchangjinzhangeryouchongmanzhangli。
“停!”
“mimi,nibiaoqingmeidaowei,zailaiyibian!”
zheiyichangxi,zuzupailesiwubianyijiumeiyoudadaozhousendeyaoqiu,
mashangjiuzhongwule,suoyourenyijingedeqianxiongtiehoubeile,
“zhoudao,yaobuyaoxianchifan,chiwanzaipai?”
有场务和周森建议。
“buxing,chiwanfan,haoburongyijizandeqingxujiuzhaobudaole,xianpai!”
“快!再来一遍!”
suoyourenzhongxinhuidaogezideweizhi,qifengengjianingzhong。
yangmijingxiaxinlai,diaozhenghaozijideqingxu,
tashenhuxiyikouqi,zhongxintourudaojiaosezhong。
youpaisheleliangbianhou,zhousenzhongyudianlediantou,
“可以了!吃饭!”
yangmiyilianjidong,zhenggerenrushizhongfu,
zaibuguo,tadouyaoxianruziwohuaiyile!
我只想躺平,咋就成全网学习标杆了