《错勾魂?本状师让阎王打工》 小说介绍
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“wo,songshiyan,daqingchaodiyinvzhuangshi,tiechitongya,duananrushen。jingchengwulaiwenwomingwububaotoushucuan!
sheiliaoyichaoyiwai,wojingyingnianzaoshi,hunguidifu。yuanyiweiyincaodifushangshanfae,gongzhengyanming,quebuliao,
cidijingbiyangjianheiyagenghei!panguanshouhui,xiaoguidiaonan,shengsibucuoloubaichu——woyangshouweijin,
jingbeicuogouhunpo!tiantangyoulunibuzou,diyuwumenwopianyaochuang!wosongshiyan,shengweizhuangshi,siyiweisonggun!
zheiyanwangdian,wogaodingle!”diyizhang:yanwangdianqianshifeiduo,tiechizhuangshichumingyuan“songshiyan,yangshoujin,
suiwolai!”binglengwuqingdeshengyinzaiwoerbianzhaxiang,xiayishun,wobianjuetianxuandizhuan,
shentiqingpiaopiaodibeirenlache。zhengkaiyan,nalihaishiwoneiyazhideshufang?yanqianshiwujindeheian,
jiaoxiashixuwudeqingshibanlu,liangceguiyingchuangchuang,aihaoshengciqibifu,
kongqizhongmimanzheyiguliuhuangyufuxiuhunhedecibiqiwei。lianggeqingmianliaoyadexiaogui,shenzhepolandezaolifu,
shouchixiujibanbandegouhunsuo,suolianyiduanhaishanzheyouyoudehanguang,zhengbunaifandidengzhewo。wosongshiyan,
pingjiesancunbulanzhisheyuzhenmixinsi,buzhiweiduoshaoliminbaixingshenzhanglezhengyi。
zuorihaizaiweiyizhuangqinzhanhuangjiajitiandeanziyuhubushangshuzaiyuqianbiandetuomohengfei,
jinrizenhui……“liangweiguichadage,pashinongcuole。”woqiangyaxiaxintoudejinghaiyuhuangmiugan,
jinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjing,shenzhidaishangleyisiwangrizaigongtangshangdeweiyan,
“wonaijingchengzhuangshisongshiyan,sulaikangjian,meirichenqiyoulianwuqinxidexiguan,zenhuiyangshouyijin?”“heng,
shengsibushangxiedeqingqingchuchu,songshiyan,nianershiyouliu,zuyuxinji。nalaineimeduofeihua,ganjinzou!
”zuobianneigelianshangyousandaobadexiaoguibunaifandidouledougouhunsuo,suolianfachuhualaladeciershengxiang,
zhendewohunpodouyouxiebuwen。xinji?woheshiyouguoxinjizhizheng?zheijianzhishihuatianxiazhidaji!wotangtangzhuangshi,
zuizhongzhengju,zheibumingbubaide“siyin”,wojuebujieshou!“woyaoqiuchayuewodeshengsibujilu!
woyaojianpanguan!shengsidashi,qinengrucierxi!”wojulilizheng,shengyindouranbagao。“jianpanguan?he,
niyiweipanguanshinixiangjianjiunengjiande?daoledifuhaiganbainiyangjiandechoujiazi!
”youbianneigeduyanxiaoguichixiaoyisheng,yanzhongmanshibiyi,fangfozaikanyigebuzhitiangaodihoudeshazi。
“laoshigaosuni,xiangjianpanguandaren,dexianguolenaiheqiao,helemengpotang,wangleqianchenwangshi,
caiyoujihuipaiduidenghou。buguoma,xiangnizheizhongcitou,gujizhijiejiudarushibacengdiyule!”woxinzhongyichen。
mengpotang,yidanhexia,qianchenjinwang,zhihuikoucaiyejianghuaweiwuyou。ruozhenruci,wozheitiandadeyuanqu,
qifeiyongwuzhaoxuezhiri?buxing,wosongshiyanshengpingzuihenhanyuanshouqu,bianshisile,yejuebunengzuogehutugui!
genghekuang,woyangshouruoweijin,zheibianshiduzhicuopan,caojianrenming(guiming)!“liangweichaye,”wohuafengyizhuan,
yuqihuanhelexie,yanzhongqueshanguoyisijingguang,“woguanerweiyeshifengmingxingshi,hekuweinanwoyigeruonvzi?
buruzheiyang,nimenqieshuoshuo,zheidifuzhizhong,shifouyoushensudemenlu?ruoshiwozhengeyangshouyijin,
ziranwuhuakeshuo。danruozhenshinimengoucuolehun,qibushirangnimenyedanshangganxi?
”wopieleyiyantamenyaojianbiebiedeqiandai,xinzhongyiyoulejijiao。yangjianyamenneiyitao,
xianglaizaizheidifuyechabuli。neilianggexiaoguiduishiyiyan,lianshangdexionghengshaojian。
balianxiaoguiqingleqingsangzi:“shensu?difuziyoudifudeguiju。buguoma,yebushiwanquanmeiyoumenlu。
zhishi……”tatuozhanglediaozi,cuolecuoshouzhi。woxinxialeran,zhengdaikaikou,quetingyuanchuchuanlaiyizhenxuanhua。
jigeguihunbeicubaodituisangzhe,qizhongyigeyizhehuaguidepangguikuhaozheconghuailitaochuyidadingjinyuanbao,
saijiyajietadeguicha:“chayexingxinghao,xingxinghao!xiaodeyishengjidexingshan,jiuqiuzaoritougehaotai!
”neiguichajianlejinyuanbao,yanjingdouzhile,zuishangqueyizhengyanci:“cinaidifuguiju,qirongxunsi?
”shouquekuairushandian,yibajiangyuanbaochuairuhuaizhong,
ranhoukekeqiqidijiangneipangguiyinxiangleyitiaokanqilaipingtanxiedechalu,zuilihainiantaozhe:“kanniyipianxiaoxin,
jiujinizhitiaominglu。”wokandemudengkoudai。zhei……zheiguangtianhuari,langlangqiankun——ebu,
youyoudifuzhixia,jingyerucimingmuzhangdandishouhui!woxintouhuoqi,zhengyaofazuo,
quejianyigeshenxinggouloudelaofu,yishanlanlv,beituisangzheliangqiangshangqian。taxiangshuoshenme,
quebeixiaoguiyibianzichouzaibeishang,fachuyishengmenheng。“bizui!zailuosuo,xianrangnichangchangchouhunbiandeziwei!
”zheinalishishangshanfaedelunhuizhisuo,fenmingshizangwunagoudeyanwangdian!tiantangyoulunibuzou,
difuwumenwopianyaochuang!wosongshiyan,shengweizhuangshi,siyiweisonggun!zheiyanwangdian,wogaodingle!
dierzhang:huangquanluxianenanxing,niejingtaiqianbianzhongjianneilianggexiaoguijianwochenmobuyu,zhidangwoshibeihezhule,
youhuoshixiangtongle。balianxiaoguiheiheiyixiao:“zenmeyang,songzhuangshi?xiangtongle?zanmenzheiera,
jiangjiudeshi‘youqiannengshiguituimo’。niyaoshishixiangdian……”wolenglengdipieletayiyan,xinzhongnuhuofanteng,
mianshangquebulushengse:“liangweichaye,wobingfeibushishiwuzhiren。zhishiwoyijiegunv,shengqiansuiyouxieboming,
queyeqingpin,shizainabuchushenmexiangyangde‘xiaojing’。”woguyishiruo,xiangkankantamenhaiyoushenmezhangcheng。
duyanxiaoguipiepiezui:“meiqian?meiqianjiulaoshigenzhezou!biedanwuwomengeliangerdegongfu!”shuoba,
bianyaolailachewo。woceshenbikai,langshengdao:“manzhe!wosuiwujinyin,queyoujifenbocai。
liangweichayeruonengxinggefangbian,rangwomianjianpanguanchenqing,shihouruozhengmingwoqueshiyuanwang,
wosongshiyanbiyouhoubao——bujinshijinyin,gengyouzhuyuliangweichayerihouqianchengde‘yangjianzhuli’!
”woteyijiazhongle“yangjianzhuli”sizi,anshiwokeyiweitamenyangjiandeqinrenmoufuli。
zheihuaguoranranglianggexiaoguichiyile。tamensuishidifuguicha,dansheizaiyangjianmeijigeqianguadehouren?
ruozhennengdeyiweizhuangshidexunuo,jianglaihourenruoyouguansifenzheng,qibushiduolejifenbaozhang?
balianxiaoguiyanzhuzhuanlezhuan:“cihuadangzhen?”“wosongshiyanyiyanjiuding,jingchengjiezhi!”woangrandao,
“ruoyoubanjuxuyan,ganshouhunfeiposanzhiku!”lianggexiaoguiyoudigulejiju,balianxiaoguicaidao:“yeba,
jiuxinniyihui。buguojianpanguankeburongyi,womenzhinengdainidaoguimenguanwai,nengbunengjinqu,
jiukannizijidezaohuale。xianshuohao,ruoshishiqingbucheng,nikebieguaiwomengeliangmeitixingni!
”“duoxieliangweichaye。”wogonglegongshou,xinzhizheiyishitamennengzuochudezuidarangbu。yilushang,
wogengshiliuxinguancha。zheihuangquanluqiqubuping,liangcelinhuodiandian,guikulanghaozhishengbujueyuer。
bushiyouxiaoguiyazhexinsidehunpojingguo,duidaihunpodetaidu,quankanyouwu“xiaojing”。youqiandeguihun,
biannengzoudecongrongxie,shenzhihainengcongxiaoguikouzhongdatanxietoutaidexiaoxi。meiqiande,ruwozheiban,
bianzhinengbeihulaihequ,shaoyouchiyibianshihechi。xingbuduoshi,daoleyichuchalukou,lizheyikuaishibei,
shangshu“niejingtai”sanzi。taigaoshuzhang,jingmianyouan,quenengyingzhaorenshengqianzhongzhong。wojianyilaofubeituishangqian,
jingzhongxianxianqiyishengleshanhaoshi,jiejipinku,hanxinrukujiangzinvfuyangchengren。raner,
panguanzuoxiafuzejiludexiaoguiquedabiyihui,zaitademingceshangpilege“e”zi,liyoushi“bujingguishen,
weicenggongfengxianghuo”,bianyaojiangtadaruchushengdao。laofuqilikuhan,shengshengqixue:“woyuanwanga!
woyishengxingshan,weiheluoderucixiachang!”neixiaoguiquechongerbuwen,zhiyintaweiceng“dadian”。
eryigezhiqianzailushangyongmingbihuiluyajiexiaoguideeba,cikezainiejingtaiqian,
jingzhongjingzhixianchuxietoujimogou、linlikoujiaodejimaosuanpixiaoshi,
zhuanshunbianbeipanguanzuoxiadelingyigexiaoguipilege“xiaoguo,gongguoxiangdi,kerufuguirenjia,zaixiangronghua”。
wozhijueyiguhanqicongjiaodizhichongtouding。zheishengsibu,zheipanfa,cuoloubaichu,heibaidiandao!gongpinghezai?
zhengyihecun?wosongshiyanruozhenshiyangshouyijin,yebianrenle。danruowoshibeicuogouhunpo,hanyuanersi,
neiwodingyaozaizheidifuzhizhong,weiziji,yeweizheiwushubeiqiyadeyuanhun,taogegongdao!jiuzaicishi,
wozhuyidaoyigenianqingdenvgui,yuemoshiliuqisuinianji,rongmaoqingxiu,cikequeleiliumanmian,
wangzheniejingtaidefangxiang,manyandoushijuewanghebugan。tayizheposu,huntiyeyouxiexuruo,
xianranyeshigewuqiandadiande。woxinzhongyidong,huanbuzouleguoqu,qingshengwendao:“zheiweiguniang,
keshiyouheyuanqu?”neinvguiwensheng,jingtidikanlewoyiyan,jianwosuiyeshihunpo,danshentaiqingming,
busiegui,caichouqidao:“wo……wojiaoliuqingqing,benshisuzhourenshi,jiazhongboyoutianchan。sanyueqian,
woyuxinhunfuxuyouhu,bushenluoshuierwang。ke……kewomingmingjide,shiyourenzaiwoshenhoumengtuileyiba!
tamenqueshuowoshishizuluoshui,yiwaishenwang!rujindaolezheili,tamenshuowosiyufeiming,yuanqitaizhong,
bukenrangwotoutai,yaoxianshoukuyibainian!”womeitoujinsuo:“nikejidetuinizhirendeyangmao?
”liuqingqingyaoleyaotou,leishuilianlian:“dangshishifaturan,wozhijuebeihouyigudali,bingweikanqingshishei。
danwofujun……tamingmingjiuzaiwoshenbian,queweinenglawoyiba……wosihou,tahaixunsuxuxian,
qulewodebiaomei……”woxinzhongyiyoulejifencaice。zheizhuanganzi,yidianzhongzhong。“guniangmoku。
”wofuzhuta,shengyinjianding,“ruozhenyouyuanqing,wosongshiyandinghuibangnichageshuiluoshichu!
”disanzhang:guimenguanqianzaodiaonan,qiaoyanshanbianchuxianweidaizheliuqingqing,zaibalianheduyanlianggexiaoguideyinlingxia,
womenzhongyulaidaolechuanshuozhongdeguimenguan。zheiguimenguanguoranqishihuihong,gaosongruyun,guanqiangqiheirumo,
touzheyigusenranzhiqi。guanqianguangchangshang,guiyingchongchong,paizhezhangzhangdeduiwu,jieshidengdaichayanguoguandehunpo。
jigeshenzhekaijia、shouchizhangjideguijiangshouzaiguankou,shenqingjuao。chayantongguanwendiedexiaoligengshizhigaoqiyang,
duineixiemeiyou“biaoshi”deguihunbaibandiaonan。balianxiaoguizhilezhiqianfang:“songzhuangshi,
womenzhinengsongnidaozheierle。nengbunengjinqu,jiukannizijidebenshile。”shuoba,
bianheduyanxiaoguiliudaoyipangyinyingchu,xianranshibuxiangremafan。woshenxiyikouqi,
zhenglileyixiabingbucunzaideyiguan,lingzheliuqingqingshangqian。fuzechayandexiaolishigejianzuihousaideshougui,
fanzheyishuangsanjiaoyan,jianwomenguolai,lianyanpidoulandetaiyixia,zhibunaifandishenchushou:“wendie!
”wolangshengdao:“zheiweiguanye,wonaixinhunsongshiyan,yinsiyincunyi,telaixiangpanguandarenshensu。
haiqingguanyexinggefangbian,rongworuguanmianchen。”neixiaoliwenyan,zheicaitaiqitou,shangxiadalianglewoyifan,
chixiaodao:“siyincunyi?nageguihunlailebushuozijiyuanwang?panguandarenriliwanji,
nayoukongjiannimenzheixieguhunyegui!meiyoutongguanwendie,yigaibuzhunrunei!yaomequneibianpaidui,
denghoulunhuisifaluo,yaomejiugunyuandian,biezaizheieraishi!”liuqingqingbeitaxiongedetaiduhedesuolesuobozi。
woquebuweisuodong,weiweiyixiao:“guanyeciyanchayi。wosongshiyanbingfeixunchangguhun。woshengqiannaidaqingchaozhuangshi,
zhuansixingminglvfa。wozhishengsi,bujinguanhuwogeren,gengkenengqiansheyangjianyizhuangdaan。ruoyinwobeicuogouhunpo,
daozhiyangjianyiancuopan,yuanhunbudezhaoxue,kongpazheiganxi,difuyetuobule。”xiaolibeiwohudeyileng,
suijinaoxiuchengnu:“shaonaniyangjianneitaolaihehuwo!daoledifu,shilongnidepanzhe,shihunidewozhe!
zaiganhuyanluanyu,xiaoxinwobanidaruwangsicheng!”“guanyexinu。”woyuqiyijiupingjing,
“wobingfeiweiyansongting。wociciyiwaishenwang,shifaxiqiao。ruozhenshibeirenmouhai,
ergouhunshizhecuopanweixinjibaobi,shidezhenxiongxiaoyaofawai,zheibianshishichazhizui。yangshouweijinerbeicuogou,
gengshidifucuopan。wotingwen,tiantingsheyoujianchayushi,bushixunchasanjie。ruocishibeitiantingzhixiao,zhuijiuxialai,
kongpaguanyenindedingtoushangsi,yenanciqijiuba?”woguyijiangshengyinshaoshaotigao,
quebaozhouweiyixiepaiduideguihunheneijigeshouguanguijiangyenengtingdao。guoran,neixiaolideliansebianleyoubian,
etoushangshenzhishenchulejidixuhan。tasuizhishigexiaoli,danyezhidao“tiantingjiancha”zheisigezidefenliang。
“ni……nixiuyaoxuekoupenren!”xiaoliselineirendihedao。“shifouxuekoupenren,yichabianzhi。
”wocongrongbupo,“wozhiqiumianjianpanguandaren,chengshangwodeyidian。ruopanguandarenmingchaqiuhao,
pandingwoqueshiyangshouyijin,wosongshiyanganyuanshoufa。danruozhenshicuoan,guanyeninjinrilanzuwoshensu,
tarizhuichaqilai,zhei‘zunaoshenyuan’dezuiming,buzhiguanyedanbudandeqi?”zhouweideguihunkaishiqieqiesiyu,
kanxiangxiaolidemuguangyedaishanglejifenyiyang。neijigeguijiangyezhouqilemeitou,xianranjuedecishiyouxiejishou。
xiaolieshangdehangengduole,tayouyubanshang,yaoyadao:“heng,shuodebichangdehaihaoting!
sheizhidaonishibushizaisahuang!yaojianpanguandarenkeyi,dannidenachuzhengju,zhengmingnisuoyanfeixu!
”tazheishixiangzhaogetaijiexia,youbuxiangqingyifangwojinqu。“zhengjuziranshiyoude。”woweiweiyixiao,
xinzhongzaoyouzhunbei,“wosongshiyannianfangerliu,pingrisuwuxinjizhizheng,dafudezhenduanjilujuzai。zaizhe,
wozhengzaibanliyizhuangqianshechaotingzhongchendeyaoan,ruowocishibaobi,shouyizheshishei,yichabianzhi。zheixiexiansuo,
zuyigouchengyidian,qingpanguandarenxiangcha。”qishizheixie“zhengju”cikedouzaiyangjian,
woyigeguihunruhenadechulai?buguoshixuzhangshengshibale。danzheixiaolinalizhidaozheixie,
zhibeiwoyifanyanyuhuzhu。tachenyinpianke,duipangbianyigeguizudao:“qu,bacishibaozhicuipanguan,
kandarenruhefaluo。”tabuganshanzizuozhu,zhinengshangbao。woxinzhongshaoding,
zhidaozheidiyiguansuanshimianqiangguoqule。wozhuanxiangliuqingqing,dishengdao:“qingqingguniang,daihuierruoyoujihui,
nibianjiangnideyuanqingyeyibingshuochu。jizhu,womenrenduoliliangda。”liuqingqingzhongzhongdidianlediantou,
yanzhongzhongxinranqilexiwang。buduoshi,neiguizuquerfufan,
shenhouhaigenzheyigeshenzhehongseguanpao、mianrongyansudezhongnianpanguan。tamuguangrudian,saoshiyiquan,
zuihouluozaiwoshenshang:“bianshiniyaoshensu?”ciren,yinggaijiushicuipanguanle。woxintouyijin,
zhidaozhenzhengdekaoyanlaile。“xiaonvzisongshiyan,canjianpanguandaren。”wobubeibukangdixingleyili,
“queyouyuanqing,kenqingdarenmingcha。”cuipanguanlenghengyisheng:“benguanriliwanji,
nayouxiangongfutingniyimianzhici!nisuoshuodesiyincunyi,buguoshiniwangjiacaice!
gouhunshizhenaifengshengsibuzhimingxingshi,qihuiyoucuo!”woxintouyichen,zheicuipanguanjingshiruciwuduan!
kanlaixiangrangtabinggongchuli,nanshangjianan。“darenciyanchayi!”wolangshengdao,“shengsibunairen(shen)suoding,
jishiren(shen)suoding,bianyoucuoloukeneng。wosongshiyanyizhuangshizhimingdanbao,wojuewuxinjizhizheng!
ruodarenbuxin,kepairenqianwangyangjianjingchengjishitang,xunfangzhangdafu,tanaiwodezhuzhiyishi,
zuiqingchuwodeshentizhuangkuang!”cuipanguanmeitouweizhou,sihuyouxieyidong。bijing,ruozhencuogoulehun,
haishigeyouxiemingqidezhuangshi,chuandaoyanwangneili,tayebuhaojiaodai。jiuzaicishi,
yigejianxideshengyinchalejinlai:“cuidaren,moyaotingzheixiaotizihuyan!tafenmingshiyaoyanhuozhong,
xiangraoluandifuzhixu!”woxunshengwangqu,zhijianyigeshenzhejinyi、toudaizhucuidenvgui,
zaiyizhongxiaoguidecuyongxiazouleguolai,lianshangdaizhexingzailehuodexiaorong。tashenpang,
heranzhanzhezhiqianzainiejingtaiqianbeipan“fuguirenjia,zaixiangronghua”deeba!wotongkongyisuo,zheinvguishishei?
taweiheyaozhenduiwo?disizhang:jiuyuanxinchouqifanan,
tiantinghupizuodaqineijinyinvguiniuzheyaozhizoudaocuipanguanmianqian,jiaoshengdao:“cuidaren,
nujianaixinkejinshiwangshilangjiadepianfanglishi。zheisongshiyanzaiyangjianbianshigediaozuankebodesonggun,
zhuanyuwomenzheixietimianrenjiazuodui,buzhihaileduoshaoliangshan。rujindaoledifu,haixiangxingfengzuolang,
darenkeqianwanbunengqingxinyuta!”wangshilang?wonaozhonglingguangyishan。mofeishihubushilangwangqinian?
wozuoricaizaiyuqianweilehuangjiajitianqinzhananyutabianlun,batabodetiwuwanfu,yanmianjinshi。zheilishi,
xiangbijiushitadechongqiele。zhishi,tazenmeyesile?haisidezheimekuai?“e?jingyoucishi?
”cuipanguankanxiangwo,yanshenzhongduolejifenshenshihebuyue。difuguanyuan,daduoyeyaneyangjiande“songgun”,
renweitamenshijiaoluangangchang、weilishituzhibei。woxinzhonglengxiao,yuanlaishijiuchou。tasidexiqiao,
kongpayeyuwangshilangtuobuleganxi,rujinjianwozaici,bianxiangluojingxiashi。“panguandarenmingjian!
”wolangshenghuiying,“wosongshiyanzaiyangjiansuowei,jieshiweimin**,shenzhangzhengyi。wangshilangqinzhanhuangjiajitian,
zhongbaosinang,zhengjuquezao,cianbixiayizelingchecha。zheiweilishifuren,shenweiwangshilangchongqie,
ziranhuipiantanyuta。tadehua,buzuweixin!genghekuang,tayuwoyibanxinsi,weiheduiworucidishi,
qizhongyuanyou,darenyichabianzhi!”lishibeiwojiechuan,lianshangshanguoyisihuangluan,suijijianshengdao:“nihushuo!
wo……wozhishikanbuguannizheixiaozhangbahudemoyang!cuidaren,zheisongshiyanqiaosheruhuang,zuihuidiandaoheibai,
ninkebunengbeitapianle!yiwokan,jiugaibatadarubashediyu,rangtayongshibudekaikou!”“fangsi!
”cuipanguanbeichaodetouteng,hezhilelishi,“benguanziyoupanduan!”tazhuanxiangwo,
yuqiyijiuqiangying:“songshiyan,nishuoniyangshouweijin,naibeicuogou。keyoushizheng?”“shizhengzaiyangjian,
xudarenpaiguichaqianwangchazheng。”wodadao,“danxiaonvziyouyishibuming,kenqingdarenjiehuo。”“jiang。
”“ganwendaren,wosongshiyanshengsibushangsuozaisiyinweihe?
”cuipanguanshenpangdexiaolilikefankaiyibenhouhoudebuce,gaoshengdao:“songshiyan,nv,ershiyouliu,
daqingchaorenshi,zuyuxinji。”“xinji?”wolengxiaoyisheng,“ganwendaren,woshenwangzhishi,shenzaihechu?
keyoupangrenjianzheng?ruozhenshixinji,weiheshixianhaowuzhengzhao?wozuorishangzaigongzhongmiansheng,
yuhubushilangjibianyigeshichen,shengruhongzhong,helaixinjizhishuo?
”cuipanguanbeiwoyilianchuanwentiwendeyouxieyusai。taqueshimeixichazheixie,zhiangouhunshizhedehuibaojilu。
“zhei……gouhunshizhehuibao,ninaizaijiazhongshufangfuanjishuzhishi,tufaxinjierwang。”cuipanguandao。
“jiazhongshufang?fuanjishu?”woxinzhongyidoucongsheng。wozuoriconggongzhonghuilaihou,queshizaishufangzhenglijuanzong,
danjuewuxinjizhigan。ruoshuotufa……“daren!”liuqingqingturanguqiyongqi,guidaozaidi,“minnvliuqingqing,
yiyoutiandayuanqing!minnvbingfeishizuluoshui,ershibeirenmouhai!qiudarenweiminnvzuozhua!
”cuipanguanmeitouyizhou:“youlaiyigehanyuande!nimendangbenguanzheilishiyangjiandeyamenbucheng?
”lishizaiyipangshanfengdianhuo:“darenninkan,zheisongshiyanguoranshihuotouzi,yilaijiugoujieqitayuanhunnaoshi!
”woxinzhongnuhuozhongshao,zheidifudehunkuichaohuwodexiangxiang!ruobunachuxiezhenbenshi,jinrixiuxiangtaodegongdao!
“cuipanguan!”woshengyindourantigao,daizheyigulinranbukeqinfandeqishi,“wosongshiyanbingfeiwuliqunao!
wohuaiyiwodesiyinyuwangshilangyouguan!tayinqinzhanjitiananbeiwojiefa,huaihenzaixin,maixiongsharen,
zaigoujiedifuguicha,weizaowo‘xinjierwang’dejiaxiang,qituhuishimieji,siwuduizheng!erzheiweilishifuren,
ruciqiaoheyuwotongrierwang,youjiyuzhizhengyuwo,kongpayeshizhixiaoneiqing,shenzhicanyuqizhong,
rujinshizuozeixinxu!”“ni……nixuekoupenren!”lishiqidehunshenfadou。
cuipanguanlianseyebiandeningzhongqilai。qianshedaoyangjianchaotingmingguanmaixiongsharen,youkenenggoujiedifuguicha,
zheishikejiudale。tayigexiaoxiaopanguan,ruochulibudang,wushamaobubaoshixiao,darulunhuishoukushizhen。
“songshiyan,nikeyouzhengjuzhengmingwangshilangmaixiongshani,binggoujieguicha?”cuipanguanchenshengwendao。“zhengju,
ziranyaocha!”woyingshangtademuguang,“dancishiyifeiputongyuanan。wotingwen,tiantingsheyou‘jianchayushi’,
zhuansixunchasanjiebufazhishi。ruopanguandarenjuedecishijishou,wosongshiyanbucai,yuanqinzixiushuyifeng,
chengsongtiantingjianchachu,qingtiantingpaiyuanxialaichecha!jieshi,bujinshiwosongshiyandeyuanqu,
kongpazheidifuzhizhongyouduoshaojianbudeguangdegoudang,douyaobeiyiyifanchulai!daoneishi,jingdongleyanwangbixia,
shenzhijiuxiaozhishangdeyuhuangdadi,buzhicuipanguannin,yougairuhejiaodai?”wozheifanhua,banshicaice,
banshikonghe。“tiantingjianchachu”shiwolinshibianzaode,dan“yanwang”he“yuhuangdadi”zongshimeicuode。
wodudejiushitamenzheixiejicengguanli,xinxibisai,youpadanzerendexinli。guoran,
cuipanguantingdao“tiantingjianchachu”、“yanwangbixia”、“yuhuangdadi”zheijigemingtou,lianseshuadiyixiabaile。
tashenziweiweiyihuang,etoulenghancencenerxia。tashenpangdexiaoliheneixieguijiang,yedouluchulejingjuzhise。
lishiyehedebuganzaiduoyan。woxinzhonglengxiao,kanlaizhei“chehupizuodaqi”defazi,zainageshijiedouguanyong!
“ni……niganweixiebenguan?”cuipanguanqiangzuozhending,danshengyinyijingyouxiefazhan。“bugan。”woweiweigongshen,
“xiaonvzizhishijiushilunshi,tixingdarenqizhonglihai。ruonengyoudarenqinzichamingzhenxiang,haixiaonvziyigeqingbai,
ziranshizuihao。ruodarenbubian,xiaonvziyezhinengxingcixiace,weizijitaogegongdaole。
”cuipanguanetouqingjinbaoqi,sisidingzhewo,sihuxiangcongwolianshangkanchupozhan。wotanranhuishi,
muguangqingcheerjianding。liangjiu,tashenxiyikouqi,xiangshizuochuleshenmezhongdajueding:“hao!songshiyan,
benguanjiujiniyigejihui!yejiwozijiyigejihui!niqiezaicidenghou,
benguanzheijiuquchayuenirufushidexiangxijilu,bingpairenquheshinisuoyanzhishi!
danruorangbenguanfaxiannishizaiyaoyanhuozhong,xiuguaibenguanjiangnidaruabidiyu,yongbuchaosheng!
”“duoxiepanguandaren!”woxinzhongyikuaidashiluodi。zhiyaotakencha,shiqingjiuyouzhuanji!
diwuzhang:yanwangshuchugaoyicheng,baiguilianmingfengleidongcuipanguandaizheyizhongxiaolicongcongliqu,
xianranshibeiwoneifan“tiantingjianchachu”deyanlunjizhenzhule,jiyuquheshiqingkuang。
guimenguanqiandeqifenyishijianyouxieguiyideanjing。lishihenhendidenglewojiyan,
yehuiliuliudidaizhetadeeba“xianghao”likaile。wozhangshuyikouqi,ganjuehuntidouyouxiexufu。
gangcaineiyifanchunqiangshejian,zheshihaofeixinshen。liuqingqinglianmangfuzhuwo,ganjidao:“songjiejie,duokuileni!
ruobushini,wozheiyuanqukongpayongwuzhaoxuezhirile!”wopailepaitadeshou,
weiweiyixiao:“xianzaishuoxiehaiweishiguozao。cuipanguansuizanshibeiwohuzhu,dandifufubaigenshendigu,
danpingwomenliangrenzhili,xiangyaofanan,nanrudengtian。”“nei……neiwomengaizenmeban?
”liuqingqingganggangranqidexiwangyouyouxieandan。wohuangusizhou,neixiexianqianweiguandeguihundaduoyijingsanqu,
danrengyoujigemiandaichouku、paihuaibuqudeguihun,xianranyeshigeyouyuanqu,zhishimeiyouyongqizhanchulai。
woxinzhongyidong,yigedadandejihuakaishixingcheng。“qingqing,womenbunengzhiweizijishenyuan。”wochenshengdao,
“zheidifuruciheian,buzhiyouduoshaoxiangniwozheibanhanyuanshouqudeguihun。womenbixulianheqilai,
bashiqingnaoda!naodaoyanwangneiliqu!”“gao……gaoyanwang?”liuqingqingheleyitiao,shengyindouyouxiefazhan,
“jiejie,zhei……zheizenmekeneng?yanwangyegaogaozaishang,womenruhenengjiandaota?”“shizairenwei。
”woyanzhongshanshuozhejiandingdeguangmang,“wosuishiyijiefanhun,queyedongdeyixieyangjiandelvfahecelve。
jiranzheidifuyeyou‘guanguanxianghu’,neiwomenjiuyong‘minyuanfeiteng’laiduifutamen!”jiexialaidejigeshichen,
woyibiandengdaicuipanguandexiaoxi,yibiankaishixingdong。
worangliuqingqingbangwoliuyineixiekanqilaixinyoubugan、miandaiyuanqudeguihun,zhudongshangqianpantan。qichu,
neixieguihundaduoxincunjiebei,buganduoyan。danwoyichengxiangdai,jiangzijidezaoyuhepantuochu,
bingbiaomingleyaolianhezhonggui、zhuanggaoyanwangdiandejuexin。jianjiandi,yixieguihunbeiwodeyongqihechengyidadong,
kaishixiangwosushuotamendeyuanqing。youyigelaoxiucai,shengqianbaodushishu,leshanhaoshi,queyindezuilexianglieba,
beiwuxianruyu,zuizhongbingsiyuzhong。daoledifu,ebazaoyiyongjinyindadian,
niejingtaiqianjingchengle“leshanhaoshi”zhiren,erlaoxiucaifandaoyinwei“xinhuaiyuandui,liqiguozhong”,
beidarueguidao。youyigenianqingdenongfu,zhangfubeizhengbingzhansishachang,taduzifuyanggongpoheyouzi,
shoujinqiling。houlaidizhukanshangtajifenbotian,shejijiangtahaisi,qintunletadejiachan。daoledifu,
takusuyuanqing,quebeixiaoguiyi“paoxiaogongtang”weiyou,dalejijichouhunbian。haiyouyigedashanren,
shengqianxiuqiaopulu,zhenjizaimin,gongdewuliang。zhiyinlinsiqianweicengjidangdidemiaoyujuanxiandabixiangyouqian,
jiubeipanguanzuoxiadexiaoguijihen,sihoujingbeidaruchushengdaolunhui,
liyoushi“shengqianshashengguoduo”——tajiashikairoupude。zhuangzhuangjianjian,chumujingxin。meiyigeyuanhunbeihou,
doushiyigeposuidejiatinghewujindebeifen。wotingdenuhuozhongshao,tongshiyegengjiajiandinglewodejuexin。
wozhaolaiyikuaixiangduipingzhengdeshiban,yongyijieshaojiaodemutan,kaishifenbijishu。woxiedebushizhuangzhi,
ershiyifengjiyanluowangde“chenqingbiao”,huozhegengzhunquedishuo,shiyifeng“tousuxin”!
wojiangdifudezhongzhongbizheng,tiaofenlvxi,guinawei“shidazuizhuang”:yiyue,gouhuncuoluan,wanggushengsi;eryue,
guichasuohui,tanzangwangfa;sanyue,niejingbuming,shanebufen;siyue,panguanhunkui,shifeidiandao;wuyue,
lunhuibugong,youqiantongshen;liuyue,xingfalanyong,qudachengzhao;qiyue,mengpoxunsi,
tangyounongdan;(citiaoshiwogenjuyixieguihundebaoyuantuice)bayue,guankalinli,cengcengpanbo;jiuyue,
yinyanggejue,shensuwumen;shiyue,guanguanxianghu,jibinanfan!meiyitiaozuizhuangzhixia,
wodoufushanglejigezhenshideanlizuoweizuozheng,baokuowozijidezaoyu、liuqingqingdeyuanqing,
yijineixiexinjieshideyuanhunmendexueleikongsu。woyongcixili,luojiyanmi,
wuqiurangyanluowangyikanbianzhidifuwentideyanzhongxing。xieba,wogaojushiban,
duijujiguolaideshushimingyuanhunlangshengdao:“zhuweixiangqin,zhuweiyuanhun!
 
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