《我听见冰山夫人天天骂街》 小说介绍
zuozhe“dengzhaner”chuangzuodeyanqingwen《wotingjianbingshanfurentiantianmajie》,shuzhongdezhuyaojiaosefenbieshiliusanyouqiyiniang,xiangxineirongjieshao:takanzhelaoyeliqudefangxiang,xinlibengfachuyizhenbeiming。【liusanyou!nihaishirenma!】【wulitangzhedeshipinmingwei……
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wogenzhezhangmamadaolezhengting,furenduanzuozaizhengweishang,lianyigeyanshenyemeiyoujiwo。
wozhengleyizheng,suijifanyingguolaiguizaidishang,gonggongjingjingdiketou:“jifurenqingan。”
“ng。”furenpingjingdiyinglewoyiju。wochuizhenaodaimeiyoudongzuo,anguiju,meiyouyunxuwobunengtaitou。
【youshiyigeyaoxianzaihouyuanlidekelianguniang,kexile,zheimenianqing。】
furenxinlideshengyinbeiqi,tingdewomomingnanshou,bitoufasuan。
“taiqitouba,nizuotiangangrufu,wozhaolizhufuzhufuni。”
“shi。”woguaiqiaoditaiqitou,chuizheyanjingdingzhedimian。tingzhefurenpingdanrushuideshengyinjugaolinxiadichuanlai。
“nirufu,diyishiyaoweizanmenliujiakaizhisanye。”
“diershiyaoyufuneizhurenhemuxiangchu,bukezhengfengchicu。”
“disanshiyaokeshoufudao,bukexinghumeizhishi。”
woyouketou:“jinzunfurenjiaohui。”
夫人心里又说话了。
【zheirizilaoniangzhenshiyitiandoumeifaguole!laobusideyouyaohuohaiyigeguniang,qisiwole!zuihaotianshangganjindiaoxialaigelei,laoniangzhijiedangguafu!】
yixiangdaoduanzhuangchizhongdefurenhaiyouliangfumiankong,wojiurenbuzhuxiangxiao。woguizaidishangyaojinlezuilideruanrou,biexiaobiedehunshenzhandou。
zhangmamaxianranzhuyidaolewodeyiyang,buqingbuzhongditilewoyijiao:“qiyiniang,furenmianqianbukewuli。”
【aiqingdian,buzhiyu!】
furendeshengyinlveyouxinteng,woqiaoqiaotaitouwangyizishangkanqu,furenrengshiyifuwubeiwuxidemoyang,shoulibujinbumandinianzhefozhu。
zaizheigejiali,yiniangdoumeiyoumingzi,zhiyoubianhao。wotinglefurendejiaohui,congciyihoujiuchengweilehouyuanlimingzhengyanshundeqiyiniang。
yeli,woshuidezhengxiang,turanyuanziliyizhenshengxiang,suijichuanlaiyahuanchunhuajinghuangdeshengyin。
“qiyiniangkuaixingxing,wuyiniangjinyezaochan,laoyerangsuoyourendouquyuanziliqifu,yiniangkuaiqilai!”
woyigejilingtiaoqilai,taohaoyifujiugenzherenqunwangyuanlipao。
yuanziliyiniangnucaiguileyidi,laoyefurenzhanzailangxia,wuziliyizhenzhendichuanlaiwuyiniangdecanjiaosheng。
woqiao**suozaijiaoluoliguihao,dizhetoumomoqidao,wotingrenshuonvrenshengchanjiushiguoguimenguan,yijiaotacuo,jiuzaiyehuibulaile。
dagaiyouguolebangeshichen,wulichuanlaileyingerdetiku,wenpobaozhehaizichulaibaoxi:“gongxilaoye,hexilaoye,xideqianjin!”
laoyeshenchuqudeshouyixiajiutingzailebankong,yelihei,wokanbuqingtalianshangdebiaoqing,tingshengyinzongguishibugaoxingde。“zhidaole,rangnainiangbaoxiaquba。”
laoyeyixinglanshanzhuanshenyaozou,quebeiwenpojijimangmanglanzhu,“lao,laoye,wuyiniangchanhouxuebeng,ren,qule。”
wodexiongkoumengdiyizhen,buzhibujueluoxialeilai。
wuyiniang,tajinnianshiqisui。
laoyehaoxiangyelengleyixia,suihoubunaifandibaibaishou:“neijiujiaojigerenlaitaichuqu,zhiyushenhoushi,furenkanzhebanba。”
tajibukenaidiwangwaizou,weikongzhanlexuexinghuiqi。
keshimeizoujibutayoufanlehuilai,xushixinqingbujia,jinwandegongyasangtingzhegewaikebo。
“furen,yigeqieshi,zoudeyoubuganjing,houshiwubicongjian,mianderangwaimianrenyilun。”
tashuoderenzhen,furenzhigougoudikanletabanshang,zhongyucongyafenglituchuge“shi。”
laoyemanyidizhuanshenjiuzou,furenbeizhangmamachanfuzhe,jihuzhanbuwen。
takanzhelaoyeliqudefangxiang,xinlibengfachuyizhenbeiming。
【liusanyou!nihaishirenma!】
【wulitangzhedeshipinmingweinishenghaizidegunianga!nigewangbadan!】
keshifuren,tayidileidoumeidiao。
wotuirandiguizuozaidishang,zhidaoshenbianderenchelechewodexiukoucaihuiguoshen。
shisiyiniang,takongdongdeyanshentouzheyihuo,zuiyikaiyihe,wofeilehaodajingcaitingqingchu,tawendeshi:“xiaowu,zhendesile?”
我点点头。
houmian,siyiniangzaimeiyoudongjing。
我听见冰山夫人天天骂街