我嘞个豆，我咋穿成傻子了
《我嘞个豆，我咋穿成傻子了》 小说介绍
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《我嘞个豆，我咋穿成傻子了》 第3章 傻子娟子程风八十两礼金 免费试读
chengfengmizheyanjingkanxiangliudalan，yincecedishuo：“nizaishuoshenme？”
liudalanzhangzhedanzicongshenshangbashazihefengzidehunshunalechulaishuo：“hunshudouhuanhuilaile，zheishijiuzheimedingxiale。”
chengfengnuqichongtiandizhanleqilai，gaoshenghedao：“sheitongyinimenzizuozhuzhangle？”
liudalanshuo：“fumuzhimingmeishuozhiyan，rujinzanmenjialaodielaoniangzoudezao，shiwohenigegebaniyangdade，zhangxiongrufu，zhangsaorumu，nideqinshijiudeyouwomenshuolesuan。”
chengfengnushengshuo：“wobuguanshenmefumuzhimingmeishuozhiyanzheixie，nimencongnalibatadaihuilaidejiubatajiwosongdaonaliqu。”
chenglaodazhongyukaikoule，diqibushihenzudishuo：“songbuzoule，hunshudouxialaile，nisaoziyijingdayinglaolijiabubashaziwanghuisongle。”
chengfengliansebushandishuo：“neishinimendayingde，hewomeiyoubandianguanxi，nimenganjinbatadaizou。”
liudalanshuo：“zheishinishuolebusuan。”
chengfengnushengshuo：“chengqinshiwozijideshiqing，woshuolebusuannimenjiunengtiwozuozheiyangdezhuma？”
chengfengshenchuyigenshouzhi，zhilezhizijixinzangdeweizhishuo：“woxihuanjuanzizheimeduoniannimenbuzhidaoma？woyaoqujuanzinimenbuzhidaoma？”
liudalanbanzhelianshuo：“juanzikendingbunengqu？”
chengfengyaozhezijidezuijiao，yongshouzhilezhiliudalanshuo：“nijiwoshuoshuo，woweishenmebunengqujuanzi？”
liudalanshuo：“juanzideniangyaoduoshaocailinibuzhidaoma？zanmenyouneimeduodeqianma？”
chengfengyaozheyashuo：“woshiersuijiujinshandalie，jinnianershisi，wodaliemaideqianjibenshangdoujiaojinile，nigenwoshuonabuchubashiliangdelijinma？”
liudalanmeihaoqidishuo：“neibushigaifangzilema，zanmenjiagaifangzibushihualehenduodeqianma，nandaozheixieniannidechihedoubuhuaqianma？”
“heng，niyongwozhuanlaideqiangailedafangzi，nigaidefangzijiwozhuguoyitianma？wojidemeicuodehua，wodedimeiniandoubushaodedaliangshiba，bugouwochima？”
liudalanzhizhechengfengshuo：“yaoshizheiyangjiang，niyihoujiubuyaoquwohenigeneibianchifanle。”
chenglaodatuileyibaliudalan，dengzheyanjingshuo：“nishuoshenmeni，nizahewodidishuohuani？”
liudalanwuwudikuleqilai：“zheirimeifaguole，nidoudongshoudawole，nizhangbenshile，fenjia，zheijiabixudefen。”
chenglaodashuo：“nishifenglema？piyangyangleshiba，fennamenzidejia？”
liudalanxiangpofuyangdishuo：“wojiushifengle，woshibeinimenzheiyijiazibifengde，nizheidididuojiumeiwangjialijiaoqianle？nizhidaoma？”
chenglaodashuo：“niyiweishanshangdeliewuneimehaodani，niqujiwodayigeshishi。”
liudalanduizhechenlaodamadao：“nizhidaogepi，tazheijigeyuedaliehuandeqiandoutiejijuanzineigehulijingle，nikankanjuanziyitianchuandehuazhizhaozhandezaicunzilimiandese，nizhidaotadeqiandoushinalaidema？shineigechou**tuoleyifuzainididizheilimairouhuanlaide。”
zheishihaimeidengchenglaodazuochufanying，chengfengyijingshangqianyibu，kacayierguangshanzaileliudalandelianshang，shengyinxiangchezhenggewuzi，liudalanyixiazizuozailedishang，chengfengmizheyanjingshuo：“niyaoshizaiganshuojuanziyigebuzi，worangnihuobuguomingtian。”
liudalanfanyingguolaiyihou，zuozaidishangpaizhedatuibianhanbianku：“e^yaya，darenla，e^yaya，darenla，meitianlile，chengfengdarenla，zheinianwozainimenlaochengjiarongyima，wobuhuole，aiyaya......”
chenglaodakanzhezuozaidishangkudewuqitaotaodeponiang，youkanlekanliansebuhaodechengfeng，maiyuandishuo：“fengzi，nizahaidongshoudanisaozileni？”
chengfenghuidaochuangbiannaqimaozikouzailezijititouchengqingpinaodaishang，ranhouqishenzoudaoshazigenqian，meidengshazizuochufanying，chengfengdeshoujiulinzheshazihoubeideyifu，jiuxianglinzhexiaojizaiyiyangjilinleqilai，ranhouraokaidishangdeliudalanwangwaizou。
chenglaodagenzaihoumianxiaopaozheshuo：“fengziya，yaobuzheishijiuzheiyangba，nizheishiyaobashazinongdaonaliquya？”
zheishidishangdeliudalanyebukule，zhejimanghuangdipaleqilai，suibianpaileliangxiahuijiuquzhuichengfengtamenle。
chengfengdetuihenzhang，zhuanyanjiuzouchuqulehenyuan，zheiyilushangyudaolebushaoderen，cunzilimianxianzaiyijingyouhenduorendouzhidaole，chengfengdegesaobalijiadeshazijichengfengshuohuiqudangxifule。
dajiakanzhezheiyijiazirendoumeiyoushangqianqudazhaohu，danshidouyuanyuandigenzhe，tamenzaojiucaidaolechengfengbuhuitongyizheimenqinshi，xianzaikendingshiqulaolijiatuiqinqule，dongtiandajiadoumeiyoushenmehuo，cunzilimianderendouxian，suoyidouxianggenqukankanrenao。
shazizhongwudeshihoubeiliudalanchelehuiqu，xianzaiyoubeichengfengzheiyangjilinqulelaolijia，chengfengyongjiaochuaikailelaolijiadedamen，shengyinbuxiao，zaiwuzilimiandelijiarendouchulaile。
zouzaizuiqianmiandeshishazideniang，qiyanjigaodiduichengfengshenhoudeliudalanshuo：“liudalan，zanmenkeshishuohaode，bashazilingzoujiubukeyizaijiwosonghuilai。”
liudalandianzhetoushuo：“shi，shi，woshizheiyangshuode，bushiwoyaobarensonghuilaishi，fengziyaobarensonghuilai，wodouquantayilule。”
shazideniangshuo：“neiwobuguan，qianshinishoude，renshinilingzoude，nijintianshizheizenmebashazijiwodaizoude，xianzaijiuzenyangbatajiwodaizou。”
chengfengkanzheliudalanhezijidedageshuo：“nimenhaishourenjiaqianle？”
shazideniangshuo：“dui，tashoulewowuliangdeyinzi。”
chengfengduiliudalanshuo：“nibawuliangyinzihaijirenjia。”
jindaoliudalandoulideqianjiumeiyounengtuchulaide，zheishishazideniangyoukaikoule：“tuiqinkejiubushiwuliangle，tuiqinyihoushazihaijiajisheiquya，tuiqinjiuyaojiwomenjiawushiliang。”
chengfengkanzheliudalanshuo：“nibaqianhaijirenjia。”
liudalanshuo：“wonayouwushiliangya，tajiwodewuliangwodouhuaguangle。”
chengfengbashazifangzailedishang，kanzheshazideniangshuo：“wobashazisonghuilaile，woliangdeqinshibuzuoshu，qiandengwoyouleyidinghaini，wushiliang，yifendoubuhuishao。”
zheishizhanzaiyibiandenanrenshuohuale，tashishazideqingege：“womenjiabuyaoqian，qinshibunengtui，hunshudouxialaile，benlainimenjiajiuzhidaoshazishigeshazi，nimenmeiliyouxiuta。”
chengfengshuo：“woyaoquderenshijuanzi，bushishazi。”
shazidegegeshuo：“buyingxiangniqujuanziya，niyuanyiqusheijiuqushei，zhiyaobubashazisonghuilaijiuxing。”
zheishiyuanzilimianweilehenduoderen，shazideniangshuo：“zhanggen，nibashazijitamenjiasonghuiqu。”
shazideqingegediandiantoujiuzouleguoqu，chezheshazijiuwangwailao，yidianmeiyoudanggegededeyangzi。
shazichadianbeitajizhuaituojiule，yinweitaitengtawanghuishoushouzijidegebo，jiuzheimeyigexiaodongzuojiurenulelizhanggen，tayishuaishoushazijiubeishuaizailedishang，ranhoulizhanggenjiuxiangshengkouyiyangyongjiaoqutishazi，yijiaojiuyixiaxiaditizaileshazidetoushang，shazilijijiumihule。
zheigelizhanggenshilijiadelaoda，tabuguanshazidetouhaishilian，taxiangtinalijiutinali，naodaihelianbeitilehaojixiazi，shazidebixuedouyelaile，tapazanglezijidexiejiuzaishazideduzishangyouhenhenditilejijiao。
gangcaiyuanzilimianderenhaichaoxiaochengjiadechenglaodaheliudalanliangkouzi，weilewuliangyinzijiubachengfengdeqinshijidingle，yaobushirenjiachengfengnengjinshandalie，jiutamenliangkouzinengzhushangzhuanfangma，kanrenaocuituomodekeshibushao，zheixieshengyinzaojiuchuanjinchenglaodadeerduoli，tayijingzaizheigeyuanzilimiantaibuqitoule。
xianzaizheiyiyuanziderenkanjianlijiadelizhanggenzheiyangdashazi，douyouxiexixu，zheigeshazijiushicongxiaozheiyangbeidadade，suoyidajiadoujuedelijiarenxinhen，jialiyouguniangderenjiadoububaguniangjiadaolijia，suoyizheigelizhanggenhechengfengchabuduoda，daoxianzaiyemeiqushangxifu，daobushilijiatiaojiancha，cunzilimianbitamenjiatiaojianchaderenjiaduole，henduoyedouqushanglexifu，dongshoudameimeidadezheimehendesheiganjiaya，yihouzheiyangderenkendingdalaopo，zheilaolijiademingshengzaojiubuxingle。
lizhanggenjianshazizoubulelulejiulinzheshazidehoubojingzideyifuwangwailao，shazidelianchaoxia，bixuehaidididadadiliuzhe，dizaibaisedelumianshang，shifendiciyan，genzaihoumiandezheixierenzhizhidiandiande。
chengfengdaoyaokankanzheigelizhanggenshizenmebashazijitasonghuiqude，tajibujiuzouzaileqianmianxianhuijiale，tajiuzaiyuanmenkouduzhe，tayaokankanzheigelizhanggenshizenmerangshazijintadeyuanzide。
tabayuanmenchasile，kanzhezhanzaiwaimiandelizhanggen，lizhanggenmeihaopiqidishuo：“bamenjiwodakai。”
chengfengkouqibushandishuo：“woquannizaodiandaizhezijidemeimeihuiqu。”
lizhanggenshuo：“tabushiwomeimei，tashinixifu，taxianzaibuxingli，taxianzaigenzhenixingcheng，tashinimenlaochengjiaderen，tashengshinimenlaochengjiaderen，sishinimenlaochengjiadegui，nikeyibatadasi，danshibukeyibatasonghuiwomenlaolijia。”
lizhanggentileyijiaochengfengjiadedamenshuo：“bieyiweinizheiyangduzhemen，shazijiujinbulejinniyuanle。”
zhijianlizhanggenyisongshou，shazidelianjiuhedimianjiechule，ranhoulizhanggenshuangshouzhuazheshazihoubeishangdeyifu，shazizhenggeshentilikaidedimian，lizhanggenshentiyiyonglijiubashazilianchaoxiarengjinlechengfengdeyuanzilimian，zhitingputongyisheng，yipangkanrenaoderenhenduodoufachuyishengjianjiao，ranhouwushanglezui，zhengdaleyanjing，kanzheyuanzilimiantangzaidishangyidongbudongdeshazi。