《我被配音大神吐槽后,天天堵家门》 小说介绍
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di1zhangdaojushidezunyanbunengdazhewodunzaigongzuotaiqian,disanbiandiaoshuzhi。"wanzhao!
"guimilitangduanzhenatiezhuangkaimen,"zhanhuifangshuoyaotiqianbantianshouzanzi,nihaishengsanduochanzhiwenmeidiao!
"wodingzhediaobeilifanzheyoulandeyeti,shouwansuandefazhan。zheishiwofanleqiben《yingzaofashi》,
biduigugongzangmingdailiulizanzhaopian,
yongkongqueshifendiaolesancicaichulaide"yuebai"——bixuxiangyueguangjinguoqiannianliuli,
toulianglidefuzhecengwumengmengdejiu。"zhidao。"wonieqikedao,daojiandizhebanninggudeshuzhi,
"bawoneizhanfangdajingdiguolai。"litangbakafeiwangwoshoubianyidun:"nizheipiqiyaoshigaigai,
zhiyubeiyuangongsitichulaijiesandan?shanghuijizhangmuyangzuojiayu,renjiasainishiwanxinkufei,
nidaohao——""jiayunengyoubaojiangma?"wotouyebutai,kedaoyanzhehuahaodewenluzou,
"tayaodeshi'zuchuanlaofeicui',woyongshuzhijiashifenzuode,moqilaixiangsuliao。daojushijiaosedierzhanglian,
woganfuyan,guanzhongjiuganchaichuan。""ding——"men**zhaxiang。litangtantoukanmaoyan,
turandaochouyikouqi:"zhangmuyang?!"woshouyidou,kedaozaishuzhishanghualedaoxihen。"sulaoshi。
"zhangmuyangdeshengyintouguofangdaomenshenjinlai,daizhegumanbujingxindexiao,
"tingshuonizuijinzaijidongmanzhanzuoxiaowanyier?"wobakedaowangzhuoshangyishuai,qishenkaimen。tayizhemenkuang,
jinsiyanjinghoudeyanjingsaoguoworanzheshuzhizideweiqun,"woxinjielebuguzhuangju,
xuyaomei'zuchuanlaofeicuibanzhi'。""yaozhenhuozhaobowuguanjie。"wobaobei,"wobuzuojiagudong。
""jiade?"tadixiaoyisheng,congdoulimochuzhangzhipiaopaizaiwojiantou,"shiwandingjin。zuohaole,
wogengongsishuojuhua,ninengzhonghuidazu——""zhanglaoshi。"wochexiazhipiao,
"shanghuinirangwozuode'handaiyubi',woyongxiuyufangde,jieguonixiangui,feiranghuanchengshuzhi。
houlaibeijianbaojiemudajia,wozaixingyequnlibeigualesantian'pianzidaojushi'。
"taliansechenxialai:"suoyinixianzaigaimingbai,tinghuacaiyoufanchi。""womingbai。"wobazhipiaosichengliangban,
"dandaojushidezunyanbunengdazhe。""xinga。"tazhuanshenshichelechexiukou,
"neinijiujiezhejidongmanzhanzuosuliaofazanba。"men"peng"diguanshang。
litangjianqidishangdesuizhipiao:"nifengle?zhangmuyangbeihoushixingyaochuanmei,
niyuangongsidoudemaitamianzi——""maimianzi?"wozuohuigongzuotai,zhongxinnaqikedao,
"shanghuitarangwozaiyubilikecuochaodaideyunwen,womeigai,tajiuzhaorenzaiwogongjubaolisaijiawenwu,
haiwobeijingchadaizouzuobilu。zheizhongmianzi,woshoubuqi。"litangmeizaishuohua。diertianzaoshang,woshoujizhale。
yuangongsidegongzuoqunli,xiangmujingliaitequanti:"suwanzhaoyinweifanxingyecaoshou,jiriqilieruhezuoheimingdan。
"peitushizhangmuyangzuotianzhanzaiwomenkoudezhaopian,peiwen:"yubuzhuanyedaojushihuaqingjiexian。
"litangbarehaodehongdoubaotuiguolai:"yaobu...daogeqian?""daoshenmeqian?"woyaolekoumianbao,
tiandefaku,"womeizuocuo。"tayuyanyouzhi。woditoukangongzuotai——neizhiliulifazanzhongyudiaowanle。
yuebaishuzhilifuzhexiruniumaodebingliewen,zuidingduandechanzhiwenyongxijinxiangoulebian,
zaitaidengxiafanzhewenrundeguang。"woqujiaohuo。"wobafazanfangjinjinhe,"zhanhuifuzerenshuoyaodangmianyanshou。
"litangyuyanyouzhi:"wanzhao,wojinzaoshuadao...zhanhuifanghuanleduijieren。"wojiaobudunledun。
"shuoshiyuanduijierenbeidiaozoule,xinfuzeren...haoxianggenzhangmuyangyouguanxi。"womeijiehua,
bajinhebaozaihuailichulemen。loudaolipiaozheyulanxiang。womozhejinheshangdeliusu,
turanxiangqizuotianzhangmuyangzoushishuodehua——"jiezhezuosuliaofazanba"。suliao?woditoukanjinhe。
yuebailiulizaihedifanzheguang,xiangluozaixuedilideyueliang。tadongshenmeshidaojudehun?
zhanhuichangguandebolimenjiuzaiyanqian。woshenxiyikouqi,tuikai。qiantaixiaoguniangtaitou:"sulaoshi?
fuzerenzaisanhaotingdengni。"wobaozhejinhewanglizou。luguozhantingshi,
qiangshangtiezhedongmanhaibao——neishiwozuodefazanyaopeidejiaose,hongyinvxia,fajianzanzhetongkuanyuebailiuli。
tadeyanjingzaihaibaoshangliangzhe。womolemojinhe,jiakuaijiaobu。sanhaotingdemenxuyanzhe。wotaishouyaoqiao,
tingjianlimianchuanlainanrendexiaosheng:"zhangshaofangxin,neifazanwokendingtiaocier。shenmeliuli?
wokanjiushisuliao——"xueyehongdichongshangtouding。woniejinjinhe,tuimenjinqu。tuimenjinqushi,
wotingjianzijixintiaosheng。zhangmuyangkaozaishafashang,shoulizhuanzhecheyaochi。fuzerenlaochenniezhewodefazan,
fangdajingyazaichanzhiwenshang。"sulaoshi。"laochentaiyan,"zheiwenlu,zuobiandisanduobiyoubianaibanhaomi。
""mingdailiulizanshougongdiaoke,wuchazhengchang。"wobajinhewangzhuoshangyifang,"nimenyaodeshi'fangming',
bushi'jiqifuke'。"zhangmuyangxiaole:"laochen,wojiushuotazheishouyihunongbuleren。
"laochenbafazanrenghuijinhe:"zhanhuiyaodeshijingzhi,bushi'zhengchangwucha'。sulaoshi,zheidanwomenbuyaole。
"wozuanjinweiqunkoudailidekedao——neishimamalinzhongqiansaijiwode,daobingmodefaliang。
"hetonglimeixiewuchafanwei。"wodeshengyinfajin,"wozuolesantian,diaolesancishuzhi,
chaleqiben《yingzaofashi》。""chashuyoushenmeyong?"zhangmuyangzhanqishen,"guanzhongyoubufanshu,
tamenzhikanhaobuhaokan。nizheifazan,fangzhanjulixiangsuliao。"suliao。zheilianggezixiangkedaozhajinzhijian。
woxiangqitashanghuishuowozuodeyubishisuliao,
jieguoneiyubibeijianbaojiemuchaichuanshishuzhi——keneishitabiwohuandecailiao。"woliuxia。
"wobajinhetuidaolaochenmianqian,"qianwobuyaole。
"laochenzhouqimei:"nizheishi——""jiudangjijiaosejuande。"wozhuanshenwangwaizou,tingjianzhangmuyangzaishenhouxiao,
"suwanzhao,niyejiupeijuandaojule。"loudaofengguanjinlingkou,
womochushoujijilitangfaxiaoxi:"buyongdengwochifan。"tamiaohui:"womailechaogan,nizuiaineijia。
"wodingzhepingmu,turanxiangqizaoshangdiaofazanshi,tabahongdoubaobolepi,shuopawozhandaoshuzhi。yankuangyoudiansuan。
woyangtoukantianhuaban,shuzheqiangpituoluodewenlu——1,2,3,shudaodiqikuaishi,yanleidiaoxialai。
wanshangshidian,litangdunzaiwojiaobianchaiwaimai:"nikanlinshenshixinzhibomei?tajintianzaizhanhuidangjiabin,
nalenineifazan!"woshouyidou,tangshaodiaojinwanli。shoujipingmuliangqi,linshenshizuozaizhibojiaqian,
shenhoushizhanhuibeijingban。tazhijianjiazhewodefazan,yuebaizaijingtouxiafanzheguang。"zheifazan。"tashengyindiya,
shipei《gufengjianghu》liguzhaodeshengxian,"wenluwaile。"danmushua"shengkongsile""linlaoshihaoshuai",
jiezhetayoushuo:"diaogongcao,xiangsuliao。
"manpingdanmuzhale:"guoranxiaozuofangbuxing""zhangshaoshuodedui""zheiyejiaodaojushi?
"litangqiangguoshouji:"biewangxiakanle!tadongshenmedaoju?tajiuyipeiyinde——""tashuodedui。
"wodingzhepingmulidefazan。diqiduochanzhiwendehuabanjian,queshibiyoubianailebanhaomi。wodangshitaiji,
kedaodoule。litanglengzhu:"ni——""shiwomeizuohao。"womochufazan,yongfangdajingkanneichuwenlu,
"danbushisuliao。"shenyeliangdian,wobafazanzhaopian、qiben《yingzaofashi》debiji、diaoshuzhideseka,
haiyoulaoyujiangjiaowozuobingliewendeshipin,quanfadao"daojushizhijia"luntan。
biaotishi:《wodeliulifazanbeishuoxiangsuliao,
dantayonglekongqueshifenhesancidiaojiao》peiwenshiwochangshuodeneijuhua:"daojushijiaosede'dierzhanglian',
niganfuyan,tajiuganchaichuanni。"fawanhou,wopazaigongzuotaiqian。taidengzhaozhefazan,
bingliewenlifanzheyueguangsidebai。mimihuhuyaoshuishi,shoujizhendongqilai。wohuakailuntantongzhi,
diyitiaohuifushi:"louzhu,zheibingliewenshishougongkedeba?jiqizuobuchuzheizhongmaobian。
"diertiao:"kongqueshifendiaodeshuzhi,touguanglvhezhenliulichabuduo,bozhuzhuanye。
"disantiao:"linshenshidonggepi,tapei《gufengjianghu》shi,lianjiansuidecaizhidouyaotucao,
jieguohoulaibeibashijuzuyonglehuaxian。"woxiaole,bashoujibaozaihuaili。chuangwaiyueliangpashangliangyisheng,
zhaodefazanxiangluozaixuedilideyueliang。lingchenwudian,wobeilouxiadongjingchaoxing。pazaichuangtaishangwangxiakan,
ludenghailiangzhe,louxiatingzheliangheisejiaoche。dangfengbolishangluolecengboshuang,jiashizuoshanghaoxiangyougerenying。
woroulerouyanjing,renyingdongledong,taiqitou。tiantaihei,kanbuqinglian。
dantashoulinazhegedongxi——zailudengxiafanzheyuebaisedeguang,xiangjilewoneizhiliulifazan。
di2zhangshengkongtianhuabanlaiqiaomenwodingzhelouxianeimoyingzikanleshifenzhong。ludengzaitatoudingtouxiahunhuangguangyun,
shuanghuajiezaitajiantou,xiangluolecengxixue。tashoulineizhifazan,
hewoyazaizhentouxiadeneizhiyimoyiyang——yuebaiseliulizailengguanglifanzheqingtoudebai,
diqiduochanzhiwendehuabanjian,guoranbiyoubianaibanhaomi。wotaoshanghouwaitaoxialoushi,tazhengduizhefazanhaqi。
tingjianjiaobusheng,taitoushijiemaoshangdeshuangchazisusuwangxiadiao。"suwanzhao。"tashengyinyadexiangshazhi,
"《jiuxianglideguang》juzu,xuyaonizuogefeicuibanzhi。"wohoutuibanbu。
zuowanluntanli"linshenshidonggepi"dehuifuhaizainaoziliwengwengxiang,
tashengkongtianhuabandelvjingzaichenwulisuichengzha——yanxiaqingdenengzhongmogu,bijiandongdetonghong,
huoxiangzhibeiyulinshidemao。"wobujiemingxingdedan。"wozhuanshenwangloudaozou。"dengdeng。"tashenshoulanzhumen,
zhijiedongdefabai,"qiansangedaojushidouzuozale。"wotingzhujiao。"tamenzuodebanzhiyaometaixin,
xianggangcongbolijulitaochulaide;yaomezuojiuzuodetaihen,youguangcengliangxiangpanhongshaorou。
"tacongxizhuangneidaichouchuzhangzhi,"julizheibanzhishinanzhunainaideyiwu,yaonengkanchuminguosanshiniandebaojiang,
yaonengmochunainainaxiedishimochudeaohen,yaorangyanyuanyidaishang,jiunengxiangqizijinainai。
"wonieguoneizhangxuqiudan。zhiyebianyuanbeitawudewenre,
shangmianmimimamajizhe:"neiquanhuduxutiehenanxingzhijie,
huduwuchabuchaoguo0.1haomi""baojiangxufensanceng,zuilicengshichazi,zhongjiancengshishouhan,
zuiwaicengshisuiyueziranyanghua"。"nidongshenmejiao'daojudehun'ma?"wolengxiao,
"shangcishuowofazanxiangsuliao——""wodaoqian。"taturandaduanwo,"neiwanzhiboqian,
juzulinshibafazancongzhenliulihuanchengleshuzhi,woyiweishinitougongjianliao。houlaikanleniluntanfadebiji,
bingliewenshishougongkede,kongqueshifendiaolesancijiao。"tahoujiedongledong,"shiwojizhehujiaose,
zuibinaozikuai。"womochufazanduizhechenguang。bingliewenliguoranfuzhexiruoyousidekongqueshiwenlu,
xiangbeirousuidexingguang。"suoyini?"wobafazanbiehuifajian。"suoyixianzai,
woxuyaoyigenengjidaoju'hun'deren。"tataochushouji,fanchuzhangzhaopian,"zheishiminguosanshiqinian,
suzhouyujiangzhouhenianjigujialaotaitaizuodebanzhi。zhouheniandetudishuo,
dangnianlaotaitaizongbabanzhizhaixialaijisunzicabiti,neiquanyoukuaiyueyaxingdemohen。"wocoujinkanzhaopian。
neiquanqueshiyouchuqiandandeaohen,bianyuanbeisuiyuemodeyuandun。"qiansangedaojushi,
"tahuazheshoujilideduibitu,"diyigeyong**shaobaojiang,
banzhisuandenengxunsiren;diergenachayezhulesantian,yansedaoshiduile,yimoquanshifuse;disangegenglipu,
zhijiemailegelaofeicui,keneishinanyongbanzhi,neiquanhudugenbentiebushangnianqingnanzhudeshou。"woniejinxuqiudan。
zhijiagaizaizhiyeshangyachuyueyayin——zheibuzhishigedaoju,shiyaobabanshijiqiandewendu,
yuanfengbudongsaijinbolizhongfeicuili。"wopingshenmejie?"wotaitoukanta。tadingzhewofajiandezanzi,
shuo:"nibuxiangzhengmingzijibushi'zhihuizuosuliao'dedaojushima?"loudaolideshengkongdeng"pa"dimiele。
womoheianxiakaiguan。nuanhuangdengguangmanshanglai,zhaojiantayandidexuesi,hewozuandefabaidezhijie。"xing。
"woduoguoxuqiudan,"danxianshuohao,cailiaowozijitiao,liuchengwozijiding,
niyaoshizaixiazhihui——""suini。"tacongchelibanchugezhixiang,"zheishiwozhenglideminguoyuqiziliao,
zhouheniantudidelianxifangshi,
haiyoulaoxiangkouxiubiaojiangdekoushuluyin——tashuodangnianchangkanjianlaotaitaidunzaixiangkoujisunzicabiti。
"wofankaizhixiang。zuishangmianshiben《minguoyuqitujian》,bianjiaobeifandejuanlemao,jiazheershiduozhangbianqianzhi,
meizhangdouxiezhe"zhongdian:neiquanhudu""zhuyi:baojiangcengci"。"mingzaobadian,"woguanshangmen,
gezhemenfengshuo,"daiqiziliaolaiwogongzuoshi。""hao。"tadeshengyinlidailedianxiao,
"xuyaowoxianzaiqumaidoujiangma?nibingxianglidesurongkafei,heduoleshangwei。"wo"peng"diguanshangmen。
kaozaimenbanshangshi,shoulidexuqiudanhaidaizhetadetiwen。
womochushoujichabowuguankaifangshijian——shengbodeminguoyuqizhan,jintiankaishi。chuangwaichuanlaiqichefadongsheng。
wobazhemaoyanwangwaikan,tazhengyangtouwangloushangwang,zuijiaoqiaozhe,huoxiangzhitoudaoyudemao。
woditoukanxuqiudanzuihouyixing:"fujiayaoqiu:rangnadaobanzhideren,nengxiangqizijinainai。
"shouzhicengguoneixingzi。woxiangqimamadejiufengrenji,choutilihaisaizhetajiwozuodehutouxie,
xiebangshangdehongxian,shitadaileershiniandeyinzhuozimodefenrande。"nainai。"woqingshengnian。shoujipingmuliangqi,
shilitangdexiaoxi:"tingshuolinshenshizainilouxiadunleyiye?tabuhuishi——"woguandiaoxiaoxi。lakaichouti,
bamamadeyinzhuozifangjingongjubao。mingtian,gaiqubowuguanle。wozaibowuguanbolijuqiandunlesantian。diyitian,
baoandashuqiaoboli:"guniang,biguanle。"womobalian,
bijibenfandaodisanshiqiye——minguosanshinianfeicuibanzhineiquanhudushuju,
hexiandainanxingzhijieduibituganghualeyiban。diertian,baojieayidiwopingshui:"kannizongdingzheneilaowujian,
shigaoyanjiu?"wodiantou,shoujijudefasuan——yongweijupaiqingbaojiangfenceng,chazishiqianhe,shouhanshirubai,
yanghuacengxiangmenglecengwu。disantian,woniezhefangdajingtieboli,bijianyachuhongyin。
zhanqianshang"zhouhenianzhi"sigezibeiwodingdefaliang——helinshenshijidezhaopianduishangle,neiquanneidaoyueyamohen,
zhengshilaotaitaijisunzicabitishicengde。"xiaotongzhi。"shenhouturanyourenpaiwojian。woheyitiao,
zhuanshenjiangechuandianlanbushandelaotou,shoulizuanzhechuanfeicuizhuzi,"kannidingzheibanzhisantianle,
shizhouheniandetudi?""bushi。"wofanchushoujililinshenshijideziliao,"woyaofukegujialaotaitaineimei,
ninshi...""laozhou。"tasaoleyanzhaopian,hengyisheng,"zhouhenianshiwoshifu。"wonaoziwengdixiang。
laozhoudegongfangzailaoxiangjintou,menmeiguazhe"yucheng"mupai,diaoqidegongzuotaibaizhebankuaiweidiaowandeyu。
wodunzaixiaomazhashang,kantayongzongshuasaoyufen:"zuojiu?buwaichuan。""diyitianninwenwoshibushitudi,
diertianninwangwobaowenbeilisailemolihuacha,disantianninbawohuadehudutukanleshifenzhong。
"wobabijibentankai,"ninshifushuoguo,'yujiangdeshoushichuanshengtong,
yaobasuiyueshuojihourenting'——woxiangrangzheibanzhi,tilaotaitaibameishuodehuachuanjisunzi。"laozhoudeshoudunle。
tacongchoutimochugetiehe,limianshibankuaifaheidechabing:"diyicengbaojiangyonglaopuerzhu,deaozubaxiaoshi。
"youdilaigeboliguan,"diercengshishouhan,woyongganyoudiaoledianyangzhigao,deyongzhifumanmanceng。
"zuihoutaochubajiuzongshua,"disancengyanghua,dezaiyinliangchufangsantian,meitianshualiangbianhetaoyou。
"wojibijideshoufazhan:"neiyueyahen?""naruanshazhizhanshui,shunzhezhijiefangxiangmo。
"taturanpiexiangwogongjubao,"nibaolineiyinzhuozi,mofenchanshuzhilishishi。
"woyizheng——neishimamadaileershiniandezhuozi,neicekezhewodexiaoming。"laowujiandewendu,
zangzaibaojiangli。"laozhouyongzhijiaqiaoleqiaozhuozi,"nimadaitanaguoxiedi,baoguoni,zheifenchanjinqu,
bishenmedouzhen。"woyaozhechun,bazhuozifangjinyanmoqi。yinfensusuluojinshuzhishi,yangguangcongpochuangzhaojinlai,
xifenxiangsalebaxingxing。diqitianlingchensandian,woduizhetaidengjianchabanzhi。neiquanyueyahenyuandundeganghao,
baojiangsancengfenming:zuilicengchazixiangjinleyueguang,zhongjiancengyangzhigaofanzhenuanguang,
zuiwaicenghetaoyoumengzhecengwu——yinfenhunzaishuzhili,zaiguangxiatouchujidandeyinwen,
xianglaotaitaishoubeishangdexueguan。"chengle。"woduizhebanzhihaqi,shuiqizaibaojiangshangningchengxizhu,
manmanshenjinwenluli。luyinpengmentuikaishi,linshenshizhengzhaierji。tazhuanshen,houjiedongledong。
wobabanzhidiguoqu,tazhijianfazhan,xiangpapengsuishenme。"neiquanhudu0.08haomiwucha。
"wotingjianzijishengyinfaya,"baojiangfensanceng,chazizhulebaxiaoshi,shouhanyongyangzhigaodiaode,
yanghuacengfanglesantianhetaoyou。"tameishuohua,ditouyongzhifucengneiquandeyueyahen。
"yinfenshiwomajiuzhuozimode。"wobuleju,"tadaizheizhuozijiwofengguohutouxie。
""zheijiushiwoyaode'yougushidedaoju'。"taturankaikou,shengyinyadelihai。wotaitou,
jiantayanweifahong。"xiexieni。"tababanzhitiezaixiongkou,"yanyuandaishangta,nengxiangqizijinainai。
"woshoushigongjubaoshi,taturanshuo:"niheiyanquankuaidiaodaoxiabale。"womolemolian,
xiao:"zheisantianmeitianshuisixiaoshi。""zaoshangdouchishenme?"tawen。"surongkafeipeilengdiaodebaozi。
"woshihuashishuo。tameijiehua。wolinzhebaowangwaizou,
zoudaomenkoutingjiantazaishenhoudidishuo:"mingtian...woqizao。"womeihuitou,zuijiaoqueqiaoqilai。
xiangkoudeludengliangle,womochushouji——litangdexiaoxidanchulai:"tingshuolinshenshizainilouxiadunleyiye?
"wodingzhepingmu,turanxiangqijinzaolikaigongzuoshishi,chuangtaishangduoledaihongdoumianbao,
zhidaizishangyazhezhangbianqian:"laoxiangkouwangnainaide,bilengbaozixiang。"zijihengongzheng,
xiangtazhenglideneixieziliao。yefengjuanzheguihuaxiangchuiguolai。wobamianbaosaijinzuili,tiansiside,
hunzheyinzhuozimofenshizhanzaizhifengdejinshuwei——doushisuiyuedeweidao。
mingtianzaoshang...wojiakuaijiaobuwangjiazou。loutizhuanjiaodeshengkongdeng"pa"diliangle。
di3zhanghongdoumianbaodezaochenwoshibeimen**chaoxingde。mimihuhumodaoshouji,
pingmuliangdeciyan——wudianwushibafen。"sulaoshi。"menwaichuanlailinshenshideshengyin,daizhedianchenjiandeshaya,
"wangnainaidehongdoumianbaogangchulu。"wozhualezhualuanfa,gezhemenhan:"shuolebuchi。""neiwofangmenkou。
"suliaodaixisuxiang,"lianglejiubuhaochile。"jiaobushengjianyuan。wobazhemaoyanwangwaikan,
tadeshenyingsuozailoutizhuanjiao,beiduizhewowanshouji。liudianlingwufen,quedingwomeichulai,caizhuanshenxialou。
diertianyujiaxue。wolinzhesanchumen,zhengzhuangjiantajuzhetoumingsuliaodaizhanzaiwutongshuxia。
yushuishunzhesangudizaitajiantou,suliaodailidemianbaoguozhecengreqi,zhidaizishangyongmakebixiezhe"rehude"。
"yuda。"tabadaiziwangwohuailisai,"jiezhu。"wohoutuibanbu,sanyandeshuijianshitaxiukou。
taditoukanleyan,youtaitou:"shangzhousannidunzaibianlidianchilengbaozi,shouzhidongdefawu。"woniejinsanbing。
neitianwodunzaibianlidianmenkou,queshibeidongdezhicuoshou——tazenmehuizhidao?"mingtianqiwodaibaowentong。
"tazhuanshenwangxiangkouzou,shengyinbeiyushengpaoruan,"zhuangzhou。"disanzhouwofashao。mimihuhutingjianmenxiang,
zhengyanshichuangtouduolegebaowentong。xiankaigaizi,xiaomizhoudetianxianghunzhehongdouweiyongchulai,
dixiahaiyazhebankuaimianbao,wenrede。bianlitietiezaitongshang:"39.2du,yaozaichajishang。
"womolemoetou,hanjinjinde。tuishaoyaoheshanghaitiezhejiliangshuoming,zixiedebibianqiangenggongzheng,
xiangpawokanbuqing。fengrenjishizaidiwutianbujiande。wofanbianzhenggewuzi,lianchuangdidoubalale,
xiujibanbandelaogudongjiuzheimemeile。zhengjideyaobaojing,menlingyouxiangle。linshenshizhanzaimenwai,
shenhoushiliangpingbanche,shangmianmengzhelanbu。taxiankaibujiao,fengrenjicadezengliang,xiujiquanmeile,
liantabandeliehendouyongmufentiandepingzheng。"louxiazhangayishuotazongkaxian。"tadunxialaidiaoshipidai,
"wozhaolexiulaofengrenjideshifu,chilunhuanletaotongde,pidaishiyuanchicunde。"wodunzaipangbian,
zhijianpenglepengjishenshangdemuwen——hejiyilimamadeshouzhangyiyangwen。"nimamazuodeqipao。"taturanshuo,
"bugaibeizheijiqidanwu。"wohoulongfajin。zheitaifengrenjipeiwozhangda,
mamazuihouyijianqipaojiushikazaiduanxianneikemeizuowande。juzutongzhilaideturan。
《jiuxianglideguang》daojuzuqueren,daoyanrangwogua"zhuli"。wobaozhegongjuxiangjinmenshi,
sangedaojushizhengweizaizhuoqian。"tingshuoninzuoguo'suliaofazan'?"daijinsiyanjingdenanrentaitou,
"womenzheiyaozhendongxi。""jiushi。"zhamaweidenvshengfanzhewodejianli,"xuezangsannian,nengzuoshenme?
"womeishuohua,ditouzhengligongju。
tamenfenpeijiwodehuoshiqingliershixiangjiudaoju——minguodetongsuo、jiubaozhi、quejiaodetangcibei,
quanduizaicangkujiaoluo,luolebancunhui。zhuanjizaidaojutaolunhui。"nanzhudehuaibiaoxuyaobaojiang。"daoyanqiaozhuozi,
"yaoxiangdaileshiniande。""womenshiguohetaoyou。"jinsiyanjingtuiyanjing,
"dan......""danbuxiang。"linshenshiturankaikou。tachuanzheshenhuimaoyi,zuozaihuiyizhuojintou,
"nimenzuodebaojiangtaixin,xianggangtushangqude。"suoyourenjinsheng。woniezhebi,
tingjiantashuo:"suwanzhaozuodebanzhi,neiquanyueyahenshi0.08haomiwucha。""baojiangfensanceng。
"tasaoguozhongren,"chazizhubaxiaoshi,shouhanyongyangzhigaodiao,yanghuacengfangsantianhetaoyou。
"huiyishijingdenengtingjiankongdiaofengsheng。jinsiyanjingdeshouzhizaizhuoxiaquanchengquan,maweinvshengdingzhezijidezhijia。
"tazuodedaoju。"linshenshikanxiangwo,"youhun。"sanhuishi,daoyanpaiwojianbang:"mingtiankaishi,
nishizhudaojushi。"wobaozhebijibenwangcangkuzou,shoujizaidoulizhengebuting。
shilitangdexiaoxi:"kuaikanzhangmuyangweibo!"wodiankaitishi,shouyetiaochutiaoxindongtai。
zhaopianlishizhangmuyangjuzhegeqingtongding,peiwen:"zhenzhengdedaoju,jingdeqishijianjianyan。"peituzuoxiajiao,
youjieliaotianjilu——"sulaoshi,jiagudongnindaodizuobuzuo?"woniejinshouji。
chuangwaidewutongyebeifengjuanzhedazhuan,zhuangzaibolishang,fachuxisuidexiang。shoujizaizhangxinzhendefama。
wodingzhezhangmuyangxinfadeweibo——jiugonggetu,diyizhangshitajuzheqingtongdingdecelian,
dierzhangjielewosannianqiandeliaotianjilu:"sulaoshi,jiagudongnindaodizuobuzuo?
"peiwenhongdiheizi:"mouxierenkaoguanxijinzu,daojuyezuobuhao。"pinglunquxiangzhakaidefengwo。
"xuezangsannianhainengzouhoumen?""suliaofazanshipeidangzhudaoju?""linshenshibuhuibeishuifuleba?
"woniezheshoujichongjindaojujian。jinsiyanjingzhengfanwozuodetongsuobaojiangjilu,
taitoushiyanshendaici:"zhanglaoshishuoyaochajuzudaojuzizhi。
"maweinvshenghuangzhepingban:"tafensiyaozhibotanban,ninzuihaozhunbeihao。"wobatongsuowangzhuoshangyidun。
baojiangcengzaidengguangxiafanzhejiujiudenuanhuang,shiwoyongpuerchazhulebagexiaoshidechengguo。
tanbanzhibodingzaixiawusandian。zhangmuyangcaizheshilimipixiejinlaishi,wozhengjihuaibiaokehuahen。
tasaoleyanwoshoulidegongju,xiaochusheng:"sulaoshizheishiyaojidaojuzuomeijia?""zhanglaoshilaideqiao。
"linshenshideshengyincongmenkoupiaoguolai。tabaozhegeheisironghe,qianhuimaoyixiukouzhanzhemuxie,
"zhenghaorangdajiakankan,shenmejiao'zuodehaodedaoju'。"zhibojingtouzhuanxiangta。
"zheishisuwanzhaoji《jiuxianglideguang》zuodefeicuibanzhi。"taxiankaihezi,
banzhizaijuguangdengxiafanzheyourundelv,"neiquanyueyahen0.08haomi,shinanzhunainaidailesanshiniandehenji。
""baojiangfensanceng。"taquzhiqingkou,"chazizhubaxiaoshi,shouhanyongyangzhigaodiao,
yanghuacengfangsantianhetaoyou——heminguolaoyujiangdeshoufayimoyiyang。"danmushuachengyipian"**"。
"zhiyumouxierenkouzhongde'jiagudong'。"linshenshitaiyankanxiangzhangmuyang,
"worangrenchaleninshanggeyuepaideqingtongding——dingzudefanxianshijiqiyade,shangzhouqingtongqiyongtaofan,
fanxiangaiyoushaozaoshidebenglie。""haiyouninweibolideliaotianjilu。"tahuanglehuangshoujijietu,
"sannianqianninrangsuwanzhaozuode'gudong',dikuanshi'damingxuandenianzhi',danninyaodeqixingshisongdaide,
sulaoshishuo'chaodaibudui,zuobuchulai'。"zhangmuyangdelianbaileyouhong。tazhulichongshanglaiyaoguanzhibo,
linshenshiceshendangzhujingtou:"zenme?buganrangwangyoukankan,daodishishei'daojuzuobuhao'?
"danmushunjianfanzhuan。"linlaoshilianfanxiandoudong?zhuanye!""sulaoshijujuezuojiagudongbeixuezang?xinteng!
""zhangmuyanggunchuyulequan!"zhangmuyangdegongguantuanduilianyefashengming,shuo"liaotianjiluduanzhangquyi"。
danwangyoubachutazhiqianpaide"gudong"daoju,yaomeqixingcuowei,
yaomebaojiangshihuagongranliao——pinglunqulunxiancheng"dajiaxianchang"。yizhouhouwozaigongzuotaixiulaohuaibiao。
menbeiqiaoxiang,linshenshitanjinbanzhanglian,shoulipengzhegemutouhezi:"songnide。
"hezilishizhibazhangdademaoxingdaoju。huangyangmudiaodeshenzi,yanjingqianzhexiaokuailiuli,zaiguangxiafanzhehupose。
maozhuadazhetuanmaoxian,maoxianshiyongzhensixianyilvlvchande,lianqiqiudemaotoudouzuodezixi。
"nishangcishuoxihuanmao。"tanaolenaohoujing,"wogenlaomujiangxuelesantiandiaoke,
youqushoushidianmoliuli——benlaixiangdiaogengyuanhudian,shousheng。""wobushishenme'shengkongtianhuaban'。
"taturanshuo,shengyinqingdexiangluozaimaobeishangdehui,"woshixiangheniyiqizuodaojudelinshenshi。
"wodingzhemaozhuashangdemaoxiantou。mamajiaowochanxianshishuoguo,shouyirendexinyi,douzangzaizuixidezhenjiaoli。
linshenshidemao,meidaokehendoumodewenrou,xiangzaishuo:wodongnidezhinian。"hao。"wotingjianzijishuo。
tayanjingliangqilai,xiangmaoliuliyanjinglideguang。houlaiwobaneizhimaoxingdaojubaizaigongzuotaizuixianyandeweizhi。
yangguangxiezhaoshi,tazhuaxiademaoxianhuitouchuxixideyingzi,luozaiwogangzuowandeyinzanshang——xiangzaishuo,
yourenpeinishouzhezheixie"meiyongdexijie",zhenhao。
di4zhangdaojudiandeqiuhunyishiwobaneizhihuangyangmumaobaizaigongzuotaizuizhongjian。
meitiandamodaojushiyitaitoujiunengkanjianta,huposeliuliyanjingliangdexiangliangkexiaotaiyang。
zheitianwodunzaidishangfangongjuxiangzhaoshazhi,qishenshigebozhoukedaomaozhuazi。"kada"yishengqingxiang。
wolengzhu——maodizuojuranzhuanlebanquan。shouzhizhanzheniezhudizuobianyuan,manmanning。
mutoushangdeanwenduichengyitiaoxianshi,"pa"didanchugexiaoange。limiantangzhezhangzhitiao,zhedefangfangzhengzheng,
bianjiaobeishouzhicuodefamao。zhankaishilinshenshideziji,
waiwainiuniuxiangxiaoxuesheng:"niyuanyihewoyiqizuoyibeizidedaojuma?"wodingzhezuihouneige"ma"zi,
weibituodelaozhang,xiangtashuo"shousheng"shinaohoujingdedongzuo。yankuangturanfasuan,
ganjinxilexibizi——gongzuotaidejingzili,zijiyanjinghongdexiangbeicaileweibademao。
shoujizaiweiqunkoudailizhendong。shilitangfalaidexiaoxi:"jinwanbiejiehuo,wodainaichaqunigongzuoshi!
"wocalecayanjinghui"hao",meizhuyidaojingzilimaozhuazixiademaoxianyingzi,
zhengqingqingsaoguoshanggeyuezuohuaidefazan。liudianzheng,litangfengfenghuohuotuimenjinlai,shoulilinzhenaichaheyikunqiqiu。
"linshenshizhaowole。"tabaqiqiuwangdishangyireng,yanjingliangdexiangfaxianbaguadexiaoleida,
"shuoyaozainizheierqiuhun,rangwobangmangbuzhi。"woshouyidou,
naichachadiansazaigangzuohaodeyinzhuozishang:"ta、tashenmeshihoushuode?""jiuzuotian!
"litangtaochushoujifanzhaopian,"nikan,tawenwonigongzuotaizuiaideweizhi,
wennimamaneitailaofengrenjifangnaer,haiwennizuitaoyannazhongjiahua——shuoqiuhunbuzhibunengyousuliaode。
"wodingzheshoujilideliaotianjilu。linshenshideduihuakuangliquanshiwenti:"suwanzhaozuodaojushixiguankainazhandeng?
""tazanglingshidetiehezaizuobiandisangechouti?""qiqiuyaoxuanyaguangde,taxianliangmianfanguangyingxiangdaojuxijie。
"litangturanchuowojianbang:"tahaishuo,yaofukenineizhibeitatucaoguodeliulifazan。"womengditaitou。
sannianqianneizhifazandeyingzituranfuchulai——dangshiwodunzaizhanjuqiandiaoleqibianwenlu,
linshenshizaizhibolizhoumei:"wenluwaile,xiangsuliao。"houlaiwobafazanshuaijinlajitong,taquetoutoujianzoule。
"re。"shuxideshengyincongmenkouchuanlai。linshenshizhanzainiguangli,shoulituozhegetianeronghezi。
fashaozhanzhedianmuxie,shigangcongmugongfangguolaideyangzi。hezidakaideshunjian,wochadiankuchulai。
neizhiliulifazandewenlubijiyiligengliuchang,
zainuanguangxiafanzhezhenzhubaideguangyun——hewodangchushejitushangdefenhaobucha。"wozhaolaoyujiangmolesantianliuli。
"tazouguolai,zhijianqingqingpenglepengfazan,"nishuoguo,daojudehunzaixijieli。
woxiang...banizuichudehun,haijini。"litangzaipangbianchouchoudada:"wojiushuotakaopuba!
"woxilexibizi,wozhutazhanzhemuxiedeshou:"neinizhunbeideqiuhunyishi...""zaidengyigeren。
"linshenshituranxiaole,"laozhoushifushuojintianshougongzao,kenenglaicougerenao。"woyizheng。
laozhoushituixiuyujiang,shanggeyuejiaowozuojiushoufashihainiantao"xianzainianqingrenmeijigekenmosantianbaojiang"。
zheishigongzuoshidemenling"dingling"xiangle。litangbengguoqukaimen:"zhoushifunin..."huayinturandunzhu。
woshunzhetademuguangkanguoqu——menkouzhanzhegechuandianlangongzhuangdelaoren,shoulipengzhegehongbubao,
luchubanjieyinshanshandedongxi。laozhouchongwoxiao:"wanzhaoa,wodailejianbaobeilai。
"(laozhoushoulideyinqizaixiyangxiahuanglehuang,womeikanqingjutimoyang。dantayanlideguang,
xiangjilewodiyicizuochuhegebaojiangshi,tapaiwojianbangshuo"zheicaishishouyiren"deyangzi。
)laozhoubahongbubaoqingqinggezaigongzuotaishang。"shanggeyuetingnishuomenlingzongkaqiao,"tazhanweiweixiankaihongbu,
yinlingdang"ding"diluojinguangli,"womoleqibianyinliao,younachayeshuijinlesantian——xiangqilaixiangchuntianxiayu。
"wozhijianpenglepenglingdangbianyuan。neibikezhexiruowenzude"zhao"he"shen",diezaiyiqixiangliangzhujiaochandeteng。
"zhoushifu..."wohoulongfajin,"ninzheishou...""shouyirendeshou,bumojiufeile。
"laozhoupaiwoshoubei,"zaishuole,"tapiexianglinshenshi,"nimenyaokaifuqidian,deyougexiangdangdangdemenling。
"litangzaipangbianchuileshengkoushao:"zhoushifuzheibozhugongwojimanfen!"linshenshituranmochugeluyinbi。
"dengzheigeni。"tamuzhianxiabofangjian。shuxideshengxiantangchulai,
shi《jiuxianglideguang》nanzhuchenyanzhidetaici,quegaileweiyin:"nainaishuo,guanghuizangzaijiuxiangdezhuanfengli,
dengdongtaderenlaijian。wanzhao,nijiushiwode'jiuxianglideguang'——congneizhibeiwotucaodeliulifazankaishi,
jiuliangdewonuobukaiyan。"womengditaitou。luyinlihunzhelaoxiangkoudefengxiang,
shitaweipeichenyanzhiqulaoxiangzidunleyizhoudebeijingyin。"suoyi..."linshenshidanxiguidi,
congkoudailitaochugesironghe,"woxiangbahoubanbeizideguang,douxizainishoushang。"hezidakaideshunjian,
wodaochouyikouqi。neimeijiezhishifeicuibanzhigaide——hewowei《jiuxianglideguang》zuodeneimeijihuyiyang,
baojiangzainuanguangxiafanzhewenrundehuang,jiequanneicekezhe"suwanzhaodelinshenshi"。"neitiannishuo,
'baojiangshisuiyuedezhiwen'。"tazhijianfuguojiequan,"wozhaolaozhoumolebankuaibianjiaoliao,
youyongnimamajiuyinzhuodefendiaoleshuzhi——zheiyang,tajiuyouwomenliangdezhiwenle。
"laozhouzaipangbianhengxiao:"zheixiaozidunwojiasantian,feishuoyao'badaojudehun,kejinhunjieli'。
"litangdechouyeshengturanbagao:"dayinga!nidaoshishuohuaa!"wodunxialai,hetapingshi。
tayanweihaizhanzhemuxie,xiangsannianqianzhibotucaowofazanshineiyang,zhouzhemeiquezangbuzhurenzhen。"hao。
"wobazuoshoushenguoqu,"danshuohaole,yihounipeiyinkaqiao,wobujienishazhi。
"linshenshixiaozhejiwodaishangjiezhi。feicuitiezhepifudewendu,hetazhangxindewendudiezaiyiqi。
"yihouwomenbuzhishidaojushihepeiyinshi,"taetoudizhewoetou,"shibicizuizhongyaodeyijian'zuopin'。
"yinlingdangturan"ding"dixiangleyisheng。laozhoupailepailingdang:"shishishenger——yihouyourentuimen,
jiuzhidaoshikeren,haishi...xiaoliangkouchaojia。"litangpuguolaibaowomen:"mingtianbixufapengyouquan!
yaodaijiezhitexie!"woditoukanjiezhi。baojianglifuzheyidianyinguang,shimamajiuyinzhuodefen,
zhengsuizhexintiaoqingqingfaliang。shoujizaiweiqunkoudailizhendong。womochulai,
pingmuliangzhe——"weijielaidian:1ge(weizhihaoma)"linshenshicouguolaikan:"sheia?""kenengtuixiao。
"woandiaoguanjijian。lingdangyou"ding"dixiangleyisheng。guangcongchuangkouxiexieqiejinlai,zhaozaijiezhishang,
zhaozailaozhoudeyinlingdangshang,zhaozaigongzuotaineizhihuangyangmumaodeangeshang。mingtiandeshi,mingtianzaishuoba。cike,
zugouliangle。di5zhangliuliangmingxingdezuihouyibodiertianwoshibeishoujizhenxingde。
zuowanguanjiqianneigeweijielaidian,xianshiguishudishijuzuchangyongdehaoma。huiboguoqu,
shichendaodeshengyin:"sulaoshi,《fushengruomeng》dedaojuzhuliren,woxiangqingni。"woniezheshoujizuozhi,
hunjieluodeshoubeifanuan。"chendao,wo...""shangcizai《jiuxianglideguang》pianchangjiannizuobanzhi,
"tayusuhenkuai,"zheijuyaojizhikaoju,woxinni。"gualedianhuabudaoshifenzhong,
litangdeyuyinjiuzhajinlai:"wanzhaonikuaikanweibo!"resoudierguazhe"suwanzhaokaonanrenshangwei"。
peitushilinshenshidanxiguidijiwodaijiezhidezhaopian,wenanciyan:"shibaxiandaojushibaoshangshengkongtianhuabandatui,
xinjuziyuanquankaonanren?"pinglunqufandaodisanye,
quanshi"liulifazanbeilinshenshitucaoguoba""daojushimeibenshijiukaonanren"。wozuanzheshouji,
zhijiaqiajinzhangxin。linshenshiduanzhehongdoumianbaotuimenjinlai,kanwoliansebudui,couguolaikanpingmu。
tabamianbaowangzhuoshangyifang,naguowoshouji:"sheimaidetonggao?""zhangmuyang。"woyaozhehoucaoya,
"shangcitarangwozuojiagudongbeiju,houlainigongkaishuotajia,tajichou。"tamochuzijishouji,
shouzhiqiaodefeikuai。"dengwo。"banxiaoshihou,linshenshideweibodanchu:"jiagudongcaisuliao,zhendaojuhuishuohua。
@suwanzhaoji《jiuxianglideguang》zuodefeicuibanzhihaizaijuzu,nagezhuanjiaxiangkan,wodainimenquyan。
"pinglunqushunjianzhale:"linlaoshizhijieshuaizhengju!""qiujuzufangbanzhitexie!""zhangmuyangfensibiexile!
"danheigaomeiting。xiawuwojielesangezhipiandianhua,doushuo"dangqiyouchongtu"yaoquxiaohezuo。
zuihouyigezhulixiaoshengbuleju:"zhanglaoshidegongsidalezhaohu,shuonin...butaikekao。
"wodunzaigongzuotaiqian,shouzhimosuozhehuangyangmumaodeange。mamadejiuyinzhuosuipianhaizailimian,
mochengfendiaojinshuzhishidechugan,wobisheidouqingchu。shoujiyouzhen,shichendao。"sulaoshi,
wangshangdeshiwokandaole。"tashengyinchenxialai,"《fushengruomeng》youtaominguoqipaokou,
xuyaoyonglaoyinjiangde'leisi'gongyizuojiu。mingtianlaijuzu,nixianchangzuojitamenkan?"wotaitou,
yangguangzhengchuanguochuanglingzhaozaihunjieshang。baojianglideyinguangsuizhexintiaofaliang,xiangmamazaishuo"biepa"。"hao。
"womochushazhisaijingongjubao,"woxianzaijiuqulaozhouneiernayinliao。
"linshenshikaozaimenkuangshangxiao:"xuyaowodangxiaogongma?""buyong。"wobakedaowangbaoliyidiu,
"dannidebangwomaibeibingmeishi——shuangfennongsuo。"tazhuanshenwangwaizou,youhuitou:"wanzhao,zhendaojuhuishuohua。
"woditoushoushigongju,zhijianfuguoneimeijiezhi。baojianglideyinguang,hegongzuotaidehuangyangmumao,douzaidengmingtian。
diertianwobeizhegongjubaochongjinjuzushi,houjinghaiguazhehanzhu。linshenshigenzaihoumian,
zuoshoulinzheshuangfennongsuobingmeishi,
youshouhuangzhewodelaohuajing——tazongshuowochaziliaoshimiyandeyangzixiangzhishengqidemao。chendaozaidaojujianmenkoudeng,
zhijieqiaoleqiaoboliju:“tongjingmozizailimian,yinliaoshilaozhoulianyerongde。”wobabaowangzhuoshangyishuai,
jinshukedaodinglingdanglangluoleyidi。linshenshiwanyaojian,zhijianpengdaowomochujiandezhifu,
youxiangbeitangdaosidesuohuiqu。“kaishiba。”chendaokanleyanshoubiao。
wochexiawanshangdelanbuxiutao——mamayongjiuqipaogaide,zhenjiaowaiwainiuniu。yinliaozaitaidengxiafanzhelengguang,
wochaoqishazhi,shouwanzhuanlesanquan:“mingdaitongjingfenguanzaominzao,guanzaodejingbeibuwenshi‘sanjingsanwei’,
deyongxishazhidaqibian。”shazhicaguoyinmiandeshengyinciderenerduofateng。linshenshibabingmeishituidaowoshoubian,
 
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