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zierzaizheierni，heheng，duiba？”wokanzhezhizhangdeyouxiajiao，lianggezi，heheng，woqinerzidemingzi。
chengshilizheifenbaojiegongdehuoer，shiwotaolijiabaolaogonghouweiyideshengji。“tazaoshangshijiwodaguodianhua，
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houlongliduzhetuanmianhua，“woshuo，chenglihuoerdiubukai，jingli，
wo…...”jinglibunaifandi：“xinglexingle，jiawushinimenzijibaichequ！”“xianzaibaizhiheizi，
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”woshishendizouchujiudiandamen，chelechezuijiao，wopinmingtaochudemoku，tamenqingeryijudebawolahui。
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wohaidangnisichenglinagejijiaogalaleni！momojiji，shuwangbade？”woyanshenshanduo，xiangshihaipa，
sunhuanhuandengbizishanglian。“ganjinde，badeniaohukuaiyichulaile，yiguzisaoqi！
”taxiabachaotangwumandilangjieyinu。“haiyouxiaobaodewanju，niyanxialekanbujian？dengzhewosihounini？
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hexiaobao，woneihaodasun，chazheyao，yangzheneizhangyuangugudexiaolian，xuezhetamadeqiangdiaojiaorang：“zanglaotaipo，
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yiqianwozhixuyaosihouwodezhangfu，xianzaihaiyaosihouwodeerxifuhesunzi。
xinliyidiandiandedongyaohexinruanmanmanxiaoshi。3liwudemenchangzhe，
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songyu！nigelanxingande，xiangkesilaozishibushi！”shihejinming，woneitanhuanzaichuangdezhangfu。
shengyinlineiguzibaoli，yidianmeibian，shenglixingdekongjuzaiwoxinzhongshengqi。“shui！jiwoshui，tangsiwole，
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kuaidian！”tahoulonglifachutanyin。baofudeniantouyaguoxintoudekongju，qushiwoxiangtakaojin。wocouguoqu，
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hongleyipian，danwosihumamudaoganjuebudaoroutishangdetengtong。“feiwu，liangeshuidouduanbuwen，
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zhiyoushibaohoudekuaiyiheduiwodejiduanqingmie。zheijiushiwoguoqusanshinianguoderizijiuzaizheishi，hehenghuilaile。
tadaizhedianxiabanhoudepibei，yijinmen，kanzheyiwuzidelangjie，erbianshifuqindezhoumahelaopodebaoyuan。
yexushiduizheiyangdechangjingyijingxiyiweichang，yexushiduiwocengyouyongqitaolizheigediyudebuman，
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”tazirandishenchushou，neizhishoujingzhunditanxiangwokuzidekoudai，neishiwofangshenfenzhengdedifang。
taqingyidijiachulewodeshenfenzheng，shunshoujiusaijinlezijidekoudaili。“zheige，woxiantinibaoguanzhe，
shengdenizaizoudiule，womenhaidefeijingzhao。”tashenzhiluchuyigekuanweiwodexiao，“zaijiahaohaodaizhe，
sihouhaoba，daidaixiaobao，binizaiwaitoujirencadiqiang。”“zhidaole”wohanhudiyingzhe，
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zhiyouwozhidao，zheixiejiaren，xianzaiwoshiyigedoubuxiangyaole。4sihouhejinming，shidingdingmorendehuoji。
tatanzaichuangshang，neishenbaolidepiqifeidanmeitan，faneryuelaiyuelie。weifanweishui，shaomanbanpai，
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ganbiedeshoudaizhejihuijiuwangwogeboshangqia，zhijiafengliquanshiheini，qiachulaideqingziyinzijitiandouxiaobudiao。
sunhuanhuangengemeishirenyiyang，hejinmingzheibianyiyoudianfengchuicaodong，talikejianzhesangzizhipaiwo：“ma！
bajiaonini！erduosailvmaole？”tazijizexianggeguifuren，chuanzhexinmaideliangseyishang，
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lundaowochangchangjiushiguodiguaxialaideneidianlengfanshengcai，youxingdoushaojian。zuizhaxinde，shihexiaobao，
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“wodewanjubuxunipeng，nishouchou。”tayibaqiangzouwogangbangtajianqidesuliaoqiang。chifanshi，
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baneijizhangzhoubabademaopiaosaijinxiaobaohanshideshouxinli。“guaisun，bukua，nainaizheieryou。nazhe，qumai！
xiangchiduoshaomaiduoshao！”“nimaya，xiaoqi！zanbuxihantade！nainaitengni！”xiaobaodekushengjiaranerzhi，
huanhuanxixichumenmaiqiaokeli。zheiyanglalongdeshouduan，woanchuochuogaolejici，lvshibushuang。
youxieguanxijiuzheiyangqiaoqiaochanshengleliehen，dengdaipolie。6geleliangtian，hehengxiabanhuilai，
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wojiazhuangwuyijiantaiyanpielepiesunhuanhuanshenshangneijianxinyifu，youfeikuaidichuixiayanpi。wocuozheshou，
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xiangshiyouxiebuhaoyisikaikou：“tianqigenglengle，woyexiangmaiyijian，
yebuzhidaohuibuhuihengui...”hehengzhuanguotou，kanzheneijianyikanjiububianyideyangrongshan，
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wokanyaobujiusuanleba？fanzhengtayexuebujinqu，jinglangfeiqian。”hehengmentoukenzhemantou，meihangsheng。
wosuozaizhuojiao，banshanghoukaikou，yifuweixiaobaoweilaizhexiangdeyangzi。“huanhuan，zheikebunengsuanlea！
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hunzhuodeyanjinglimanshikenqiu。“ahenga，haizideqianchengdanwubuqia！zanzaijinbajinba？a？
”sunhuanhuanbakuaiziyibapaizaizhuoshang，liumeidaoshu：“jinba？nashenmejinba？nishibudangjiabuzhichaimigui！
baqiankuai！banimailedoubuzhibaqiankuai？”tadengzhewo，“laodongxi，zheieryounishuohuadefener？chinidefan！
”xiaobaoyikaishihaichenjinzaibuyongshangyingyukedemeihaohuanxiangzhong，
dantingdaowoshuoshenme“danwuqiancheng”、“shuzaiqipaoxian”yegenzhenaoqilai。“woyaoshangyingyuban，
xiaopangtamendoushang，woyeyaoshang！mamanijiushibuaiwo，huaimama！”fanzhuoshangzhoumayukunaojiaozhixiangqi，
naodehehengjiaotoulane。wokanzhezijidianqilaidehuo，xunsizhezairangtashaodewangyidian。7youguoleliangtian，
hehengxiabanhuilai，liansebiguodihaihei，yikanjiushizaiwaitoushoulewonangqi。wozhenggoulouzheyaosaodi，
xiaoxinyiyiditaiyanquzhetadelianse，youfeikuaididixiatou。“ahenga，
wojinershangwutinghuanhuangenrendadianhua,haoxiang、haoxiangtilehaojihuichenglineige、neigeshenmewangzong？
”“huanhuanshuo，neiwangzongduitake、kezhaogule，laoqingtachifan，songdongxishade。”“aheng，
ni、nikededuozhanggexinyanera。waitou、waitouderenxinsiduozheni！”hehengdeshouyijin，
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yinyuechuanlaisunhuanhuanhengzhexiaodiaodeshengyin。hehengshoulideshuibeibeitashuaizaidishang，shuihuasijian，
tayijiaochuaikailiwudemenchonglejinqu。“sunhuanhuan！**genneigexingwangdedaodizenmehuishi？
jilaozishuoqingchu！”hehengdepaoxiaoshengxiangqi，silielehejianeicengxujiadepingjing。
jinjiezheshisunhuanhuandejianjiao：“heheng！nifengla！nitingnagelanshetoudehuche？”“huche？
**tiantianwangzongzhangwangzongduan，danglaozishisiren？”“woneishigongzuo！gongzuo！nigemeiyongdewonangfei，
zijimeibenshihaiyishenyigui。”xiaobaobeihedewawadaku，shengyinjianlicier。woliangqiangzhechongguoqu，
dangzaibaonudehehenghepitousanfadesunhuanhuanzhongjian，shengyinzhandou，daizhekuqiangquan：“biechaole！biechaole！
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yanshenxiangyaochiren：“jiushini，jiushinizheigelaodongxitiaobolijian！zhengtianyincecedemeijuhaohua，
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xiaobaobaojinwochouqideyangzicitonglesunhuanhuandeyanjing。8hejinmingyizhitanzaichuangshang，dongdanbude，
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jialiyoushizheimegelantanzi，laopotiantiannao，laodietiantianma，erzibeiguandewufawutian。
taxianggebeichoudadetuoluo，piyubenming，neidiankeliandexinshui，beiyaofei、xuefei、sunhuanhuandehuaxiao，
xideganganjingjing。tongshibeixigande，haiyouneidiankexiaodefuziqinqing。9getianxiawu，
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niyebieguaihaizimen，tamen、tamenyeshinan。”wotingdunleyixia，
caijixuyongneizhongxiruowennadeqishengshuo：“huanhuanjinerhaishuoni，shuonizheibinghuaqiangenliushuiside，
shige、shigetuolei。”wofeikuaiditaiyanquleyixiahejinmingbiandetieqingdelian，youlikechuixiatou。
“aheng、ahengtahaoxiangyegenwaitourenbaoyuan，shuo、shuoyalida，kuaichengbuzhule。”“ni、nizi！！
jian、**！！”takushoudeshouzhizhuazheshenxiazangwudechuangdan。“xiang、xiangwosi？！
pan、panzhewo、zaosi、hao、haotengdifang、shibushi？chusheng，doushichusheng！！”taqidehunshenshaikangsidedou，
neizhanglianniuqubianxing，zhengningrutongegui。maba，shijingmaba，zuihaorangnideerzierxifutingdao，
woyeshengshile。wozhuangchubeitazheituruqilaidebaonuheshaledeyangzi，shoulidewanchadiandiaoxiaqu。
wohuangmangfangxiawan，puguoqu，daizhekuqianghenongnongde“zize”：“taba！tabanixiaoxiaoqi，xiaoxiaoqia！
”wodeshengyindaizheanfu，youtouzheyizhongwulidebianjie，“ahenghehuanhuantamen，
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