开局：自己爬棺材的老祖宗
《开局：自己爬棺材的老祖宗》 小说介绍
tianzuozhihede《kaiju：zijipaguancaidelaozuzong》zheibuxiaoshuokendingkeyirangnixihuan，shierningzhongshiergaoxiao，nengkanchutianzuozhiheshiyongxinzaixiede。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:guancaigaihaimeiyougaishangni，laozuzongnizaozouleyibua。buguanwaijiedemuguang，qingnianbazhuguancaibandaku“shengle，shengle，laozuzong！”“liudaitongtang……
《开局：自己爬棺材的老祖宗》 第3章 姬太赢六代同堂 免费试读
“aiyou，nizheishiganshenmeya，haizigangchushengbunengzhaofeng！”
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剩下的产婆打眼一瞧
“guaiguai，haiyouyigemeichulaini，shuangshengzi。”
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haibuwangleyibiandahan:“shengle，shengle，daxia！”
“hahaha，shengle，shengle，daxi！”
“老祖宗，生啦！”
cunzizhongyangkuanchangdeyuanzililiwaiwaiguimanleren，gegekutianmoleide。
“wuwu，wodilaozuzongai，ai，aiya！”
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“wuwuwuwuwuwu……”
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“hahaha，shengle，shengle，daxia！”
“laozuzong，daxia，daxi！”
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qingnianhedexiaoshengdeshuodao:“shengle，shengle，daxi！”
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“a？laozuzongtata…”
qingnianshayanle，buganxiangxinzheishizhende。
nannanziyudao:“liudaitongtang，liudaitongtang…laozuzong，laozuzong！”
huoxushishoubule，buguduorendemuguang，qingnianfafenglesidewanglimianchuang。
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zhongnianhuole，zheixiaozishixinfengleba，gaodanaolingtang。
limalanzaizhongjiandangzhuqulu。
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zhongnianzhijiebeizhuangfeilechuqu，xinghaoyoudaomeiguidianbei，meiyoushoushang。
“**dawazi，anbeifenwoshiniyeye，ganzhuangwo，nizheigebuxiaozisun。”
tangzaiguancaidejitaiyingbayinzhufangzaizuili，bishangyanjingdengsi，keshizhoubiandekushengtaichao，yishibanhuihaisibule。
**dexitong，nizhenquedea！
kaijujiujizheimejiannanderenwu，wozheiyibeiziguangtamaweileshengchanfachoule。
zhuxianrenwu？nitamadedaoshijijitiaozhixianrenwu，ranglaozixuxumingyexinga。
quede，meidie，nimamaipi，nongnenyi！
“daxi，daxialaozuzong，wuwuliudaitongtang，liudaitongtangalaozuzong！”
qingnianyanhanreleichuangjinledatang，kanzhelimianquanshilaodiaoyadexuanshou，weizheguancaiyiquan。
guancaigaihaimeiyougaishangni，laozuzongnizaozouleyibua。
buguanwaijiedemuguang，qingnianbazhuguancaibandaku
“shengle，shengle，laozuzong！”
“liudaitongtang，liudaitongtangwa！”
“ninlaorenjiaxingxinga，shengla！”
qingniankudeqicanwubi，genbenmeiyoukandaolimiandelaotouzhengzheyanjingni。
yanleihualaladediao，zhenghaodoudiaozaitalaozuzongdezuilile。
“噗。”
“哒哒哒！”
jitaiyingtingdaolezheihaizideshengyin，xinzhongyehenshixinwei，jiushijiugele，haichayige……
haozaisuanshiliudaitongtang，haoshia。
linsizhiqiandedaozheigexiaoxi，yesuanshanzhong。
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“haizia，biekule，laozuzongzhidaole，yanleidoudidawozuililaile。”
“shenglegenanhaihaishinvhaia？”
“啊？”
qingniantingdaoxiamianyourenshuohua，zheicaizhengdaleyanjing。
kanzhelaotailongzhongdelaozuzong，tangzaiguancailizhengzheyanjingni。
“a！laolaolaozuzong，ninhaimeisi？”
jitaiyingzuijiaochouchuleyixiatucaodao:“haimeini，kuailebayinggai。”
“shuoshuoba，wodediliudaishinanhaihaishinvhaia。”
“nanhainanhai！”qingnianjidongdehuiying
jitaiyingxinweidexiaole:“nanhaihao，nanhaihaoa，zhangdalehainengweizanmenjiatianzhuanjiawa。”
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jimangshuodao:“buduilaozuzong，bushinanhai，budui，buzhiyigenanhai！”
jitaiyingwuyu:“nizheihaizi，xiajidonggeshenmejing，shuohuadoushuobulisuo。”
“aiya，zhendelaozuzong，diyigechulaidedequeshinanhai，haiyouyigezaiduzilimeichulaini，shuangshengzi。”
青年着急的解释着。
噌
yibaigaolingdejitaiying，mashangyaoyanqile，gangcaihaichadianbeibiesi，zheihuilimacongguancailizuoleqilai。
tajidongdezhuazhuqingniandeshoubei:“nishuosha，nizaishuoyibian！”
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jitaiyingbaqianyibainianniliqidoujizhongqilaile。
zhuazhuqingniandeshoujiuwangwaizou。
“guaisun，nijiazaina？kuaidailaozuzongguoqu，kuaidian，quwanlewojiuguale！”
“eee，genwolai。”
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