《坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴》 小说介绍
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《坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴》 坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴江南姝唐晓婉第1章 免费试读
jiangnanshuzheihuieryebuzhejihuibinyiguanle,tabuhuiqu,wangguanzhanggengjiabuganhuiqule,gancuiyeliuzailejingchaju。
“wangguanzhang,nizheishenshuiyihaitingkeaidema。”jiangnanshuxiaoxixididaqudao,“ninverkendingtebiexihuanxingdailuba?”
wangguanzhangditoukanlekanzijideshuiyi,lianseluchujiongpo,danyanyuqueshimanshijiaoao:“shia,wonvermaijiwode。”
taxiangshixiangdaoshenme,zuoyoukanlekan,dishengwen:“xiaojianga,nihuisuanmingma?”
“ng?”jiangnanshuyouxiejingya。
“nikannengbangwokankanwonverdeyinyuanma,tazheibujiaolenanpengyou,danshineinandewokanzhebuxianggehaorena……”wangguanzhangtiqinverdenanpengyou,jiubujingyijiantouluzhexianqi。
江南姝哭笑不得。
zheibujiushidaduoshunvernudefuqinxintaima,henbudegalefangyuanbailide“huangmao”!
“youzhaopianma?”jiangnanshuwen。
“youyouyou。”wangguanzhangshoujilizuiduodejiushinverdezhaopianle,napanverfade**pengyouquanyedeyizhangzhangbaocunxialai。
“生辰八字?”
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liangrentongshitaitoukanlekanmokehai,youtongshidichaozhepangbiannuolenuo,zheiyinuojiunuodaolejingchajumenkou,zheihuierhaibuleng,jiusuoxingzuozaitaijieshangle。
wangguanzhangdenveryikanjiushibeijiaoyangzhangdadexiaoguniang,yenanguaiwangguanzhangzheimebaobeidejin,tingyoufuqideyigenvhai。
“taxianzaijiaowangdenanhaizibushitadezhengyuan,yinggaishibanlurenshideba,gangkaishijiaowang,yongbuleduojiujiuhuifenshoude……”
jiangnanshudehuarangwangguanzhanghenbudelimahuiqurangnverfenshou。
“buguoninverpannixinbijiaozhong,ruguonikaikourangtafenshou,tajiujueduibuhuifenshou,suoyishunqiziranzuihao。biedanxin,ninversuirankanzhetianzhen,danshishifenjingming。”jiangnanshufandongzhezhaopianshuo,muguanghurantingliuzaiyizhangmunvliangde**hezhaoshang,dunledun,“nizuihaodainiqiziquyiyuanjianchaxiashenti。”
wangguanzhanglenglexia,yishijianmeifanyingguolai。
“tazuijinyinggaishuimianbutaihao,shibushihuiganjuedaohoubeitengtong,zuihaoqujianchaxiaxinzang,jutideyiyuanjianchalecaizhidao。”jiangnanshushuo。
wangguanzhanghedeshoudouledou,shoujidouchadianmeinawen。
“biehuangbiehuang,wentibuda。”jiangnanshupaizhewangguanzhangdejianbanganfudao,“zaofaxianzaozhiliao,xianzaiyixueshuipingzheimegao,buhuiyoushide。”
shuozhe,haibawangguanzhangmeihewandeshuidileguoqu。
heleshuidewangguanzhangmanmandilengjingxialai。
“xiaojiang,woxiankaichesongnihuibinyiguanba。”wangguanzhangshuo。
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wangguanzhangyouheleyidakoushui。
guolehuier,neigenvjingchazhaodaolejiangnanshu,xiaozheshuo:“womenlingdaoshuole,suanniligong,dengyiqieshouxunonghaozhihou,jiangjinhuidadaonidezhanghaoshang,niliugeyinxingzhanghaoba。”
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jiangnanshuhuidaoxuexiao,dailiqutushuguanle,zhongpanyihegaozhongtongxueyuezhequwanle,sushelizhishengxiazuoyu,haiyouzhiqianjianguodeneiduifufu,zheicitamenhaidailezuoyudetangdi。
liansefuzhong,shentifapang,zaijiangnanshujinlaizhihouhaisemimidiwangtashenshangkan,xiaoxiaonianjijiuyiliandeweisuoxiang,rihoujishihuozheyeshuyushehuifeiliaoneizhongleixing。
zuoyudagaiyefaxianle,tabudongshengsedangzailejiangnanshumianqian,dishengduitashushushenshenshuo:“ershuershen,wodenghuidehetongxuequyitangfudaoyuanbangongshi,nimenxianhuiquba,lushangkaichexiaoxin。”
ershenmingxianyouxiebuman,danshizuizhonghaishirenzhule。
“xing,zheizhouwufangxuejidehuijia,ninainaixiangnile。”
shuowan,jiulazheerzilikaile。
neierzihaibuwangshunzouzuoyuzhuoshangdeipad,xiaoxixidishuo:“jie,wodepingbanhuaile,nidejiwoba。”
zuoyuweiweiyixiao:“hao,naquba。”
ershendengletayiyan,ranhoujiaxiaodao:“xiaoyua,nijiuzijizaimaiyigeba,zhenbucouqiao,zuotiangangshuaihuaile。”
“meishide,ershen,didixihuanjiunaquhaole,wokaixuegangmaide,xinde。”
二婶这才满意离开。
dengtamenlikaihou,zuoyulianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshile,chelechezuijiao:“rangnikanxiaohuale。”
jiangnanshushangqianbaolebaota。
zuoyudeqingxuqueyiwaidipingjing,zhishiwen:“shushu,nirenburenshikaopudedashi?”
jiangnanshudunledun:“renshi。”
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“zongguihengshushiyige‘si’zi,boyiboshuobudinghainenghuoxiaquni。”zuoyunannandao。
tazuotianjiliaoyangyuandaledianhuaxunwenmamadeqingkuang,mingminghaishineitaohuashu,ketazaojiusidixiatoutouzhaoguosijiazhentandiaochamuqinzailiaoyangyuandeqingkuang,qishiguodebingbuhao。
neijialiaoyangyuanyeshiershujiazhaode,gujizaojiubeiershutamenshoumaileba。
tamingmingyijingchengnianle,quehaiyaoshouzhiyuren,rangmamazailiaoyangyuanchikushounan,tazenmeduideqiqushidebaba?
zuoyuquerumengfangxing,zhongyuyishidaoxiangyaojiejuezheijianshi,zuiguanjiandehaishizaitashenshang。
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“jirannijuedinghaole,wojiubumanzhenile。”jiangnanshutanbailezijideshenfen,“woshichengzhangqingguan,shidaojiadizi,wokeyibangnijiejue‘jieming’dewenti。”
huayinyiluo,zuoyumengdizhengdaleyanjing。
坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴