带球跑后，我在霸总葬礼上蹦迪
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linxiaobai：nvzhu，naohuiluqingqi，zidai“dianpo”guanghuan。koutoushan：“a？zheiyangma？”“e，
neimeishile。”“heihei，haowan！”limochen：bazong，lengkuwuqing，danhouqizhujianbeinvzhudaipian，
zhishangchengduanyashixiadie。jingdianyulu：“nvren，nizaiwanhuo！”（danhuoshinvzhufangde）“tianliangle，
rangwangshijituanpochanba！”（danwangshishitaqindie）suwaner：baiyueguang，biaomianrouruoxiaobaihua，
shizeneixindanmufengkuangtucaonvzhu。yinzangjineng：pingdishuaijiaobirubazonghuai。tongzi：bukaopushadiaoxitong，
fabuderenwuyigebiyigelipu。xitongyinxiao：suonaban《haoyunlai》。lilaoyezi：bazongtayeye，
laodangyizhuang，aihao：yonglongtouguaizhangqiaosunzinaodai，yiji……henvzhuyiqitiaoguangchangwu。
qiuqiu：nvzhudaipaodeneige“qiu”，wusui，zhishangsuima，yuchujingren，
aihao：jibazongzhaxiaobian、wangbaiyueguanggaogenxielisaijianjiaoji。diyizhang：kaijujiudaiqiu，
paodebituzihaidianlinxiaobaixinglaishi，faxianzijitangzaiyizhangnengshuixiashigerendehaohuadachuangshang，
shenbianshiyigejunmeirutianshendanmeitouzhoudenengjiasicangyingdenanren——limochen。“nvren，nijingganjiwoxiayao？
”limochendeshengyinlengdexiangxiboliyahanliu。linxiaobaizhabazhewugudedayanjing，molemoduzi：“a？
xiayao？meiyoua，wojiushizuowanele，zainijiujulizhaodaoyipingbaozhuangxiangkelede‘kuaileshenxianshui’，
hexiaqujiuyunle……weidaohaitingchong。”tazabazabazui，huiweileyixia。
limochen：“……”neitmshitazhenzangde82nianlafei！jiazhiyitaofang！jiuzaizheishi，
linxiaobainaohaili“dingdong”yisheng，
xiangqiyizhenxiqingyouguiyidesuonasheng【bi——jiancedaosuzhudacheng‘shuilequanshuzuiyouqiannanren’chengjiu！
bangding‘shadiaorenshengyingjia’xitong！xinshoudalibao：yuandidaiqiupaoluguanghuan（shixiao24xiaoshi）！
renwufabu：like、mashang、baozheninxinxianchulude‘qiu’paolu！
jiangli：yinshenyaoshuiyiping（helebierenkanbujianni，danniyekanbujianbieren）！】linxiaobai：“wa！xitong！
haowan！”tawanquanwushilelimochensharendemuguang，xiankaibeiziyikan，pingtandexiaofuhaowubianhua。
limochenkanzhetashaledeyangzi，taiyangxuetutuzhitiao：“nixiaoshenme？xiangyongzheizhongfangshiyinqiwodezhuyi？
wogaosuni……”“xu！”linxiaobaituranshuqishouzhi，yilianshenmi，“biechao，
wozaihewode‘qiu’shuohuani！tongzishuorangwodaitapaolu！”limochen：“？？？”shenmeqiu？bangqiu？
gaoerfuqiu？zheinvrennaozibeimenjiale？xiayimiao，genglipudeshiqingfashengle。linxiaobaiduzi“pu”diyisheng，
bushifangpi，ershixiangchuiqiqiuyiyang，rouyankejiandiguleqilai！wumiaonei，
congyigepingtandexiaofubianchenglehuaitaishiyuedeguimo！linxiaobaijingxidimozheduzi：“wa！haokuai！
tongzizhenlihai！zheijiushiwodeqiuma？hello,qiuqiu？
”limochendeyanzhuzichadiandengchulai：“……yao、yaoguai？！”talidazongcaizonghengshangjie，
shenmedafengdalangmeijianguo？danqinyanmudunvrenxiangchuiqiqiuyiyanghuaiyun，zheitmjueduishilingyishijian！
linxiaobaicaibuguanta，renwuyaojin！taliluodi（？）fanshenxiachuang，judadeyundusihaobuyingxiangtadelinghuo（？
）。tazhuaqizhuoshangyigeshuijingyanhuigang（limochende**kuanshouzang），duizhechuanghubihualeyixia。
limochennuhou：“nixiangganshenme？！”“paolua！”linxiaobailisuodangran，“tongzishuodaiqiupao！
”shuowan，“kuangdang”yisheng，tayongyanhuigangzasuilejiazhibaiwandefangdanboli，ranhou……baozheduzi，
yiyigejiqibenzhuodezishi，congerlouchuanghutiaolexiaqu！“nvren！！！”limochenchongdaochuangbian，
zhijianlinxiaobaixianggepiqiuyiyangzaidishangdanleliangxia，haofawusun（duziqidaolewanmeidehuanchongzuoyong），
ranhouyiguliupaqilai，duizheloushangmudengkoudaidetahuihuishou，zhongqishizudihan：“baibailabazong！
xiexienideshenxianshuiheqiuqiu！dengwoandunhaozaihuilaikannie！”shuowan，sakaijiaoyazijiupao，
sudukanbiboerte，shenhouyangqiyizhenchentu，judadeyundusuizhebenpaozuoyaoyouhuang，changmianjiqimohuan。
limochenjiangzaiyuandi，kanzhepodiaodechuanghuhekongdangdangdefangjian，shengpingdiyici，huaiyizijihaimeishuixing，
huozhe……gaiqukanjingshenkele。dierzhang：wunianhou，qiuqiuhuidajiangyou，haihuikengdiewunianguangyinsijian，
linxiaobaidaizhetadetiancai（？）erziqiuqiu，zaiyigeshibaxianxiaoxianchengguozhe“pingjing”deshenghuo。
qiuqiujichenglemamaqingqidenaohuiluhebabadeyanzhi（keximeijichengzhishang），
wusuijiuzhanxianchujingrende“kengdie”tianfu。zheitian，
linxiaobaizhengzaicaishichanggenmaiyudedamayinweiliangmaoqiankanjiakandetuomohengfei，
naohailituranxiangqijiuweidesuonasheng：【bi——！
jinjirenwu：jiancedaobazonglimochenjijiangzaoyukongnan（juqingxuyao）！qingsuzhuzai24xiaoshineigandaotashenbian，
yongninde‘muaiguanghui’ganhuata，bimianbeiju！
jiangli：wudifenghuolunhuabanxieyishuang（shisukeda120km/h，danchacheshiling）！
】linxiaobaikanjiadeshouyidun，yudouwanglena：“a？kongnan？ganhua？zenmeganhua？yongaifadianma？
”xitong：【juticaozuoqingsuzhuziyoufahui，benxitongzhikanjieguo！
youqingtishi：bazongxianzaizaishizhongxinlishijituan88louzongcaibangongshiemozhong，
yuanyinshitafaxianbaiyueguangsuwaneraideqishishitadeqian！daojishikaishi：23:59:59！
】linxiaobaiyipaidatui：“mingbaile！ganhuama，jiushirangtakaixinqilai！qiuqiu，zou！
mamadainiqudachengshizhaonidiewan！”qiuqiuzhengdunzaidishangyongshuzhichuoyizhiluguodewoniu，wenyantaiqitou，
naishengnaiqidanluojiqingxi：“mami，shiquzhaoneigetigong‘shenxianshui’he‘xiaokedou’degongjurenshushuma？
tanengjiwomaizuixinkuandeaotemankapianma？”linxiaobai：“……lilunshang，tafeichangyouqian，
nengmaixiazhenggeaotemanxingqiu。”qiuqiuyanjingyiliang：“neikuaizou！woyaorangtajiwomaiyiwuzikapian，
ranhouzaitagongsidaloudingloufangfengzheng！”muziliangyipaijihe，
likeyongxitongjianglideyinshenyaoshui（linxiaobaiheleyiban，jieguozijiyinxingleyiban，xianggebantoumingdeyouling，
heyunlemaiyudama）hunshanglequshilidezhangtuqiche。disanzhang：zanglibengdi，suonayixiang，
diemabaiyangpingjieyinshenyaoshui（houbanchengshixiaole，dansijiyiweijianguile，
kaidefeikuai）hewudifenghuolunhuabanxie（linxiaobaichuanzhetayiluhuohuadaishandianchongjinlishidalou，
zhuanghuailesandaobolimenhewugebaoan），linxiaobaizhongyuganzaidaojishijieshuqianchongjinlelimochendebangongshi。
bangongshiqifenningzhong。limochenbeiduizhemenkou，zhanzaijudadeluodichuangqian，beiyingxiaosuo。
suwanerlihuadaiyudizhanzaipangbian：“mochengege，duibuqi，wochengrenwojiejinnishiyoumudede，
danwoxianzaishizhendeaishangnilea！”limochenlengxiao，shengyinshaya：“ai？nideaizhijigeqian？tianliangle，
rangsushi……”“limochen！！”linxiaobaiyishengdahe，daduanletadepochanxuanyan。tafengfenghuohuodichongjinlai，
shenhougenzhehaoqidaliangsizhoudeqiuqiu。limochenhesuwanertongshihuitou，
kandaolinxiaobaihetashenbianneigesuoxiaoban、meiyankusizijidexiaonanhai，doulengzhule。“nvren？！shini？！
”limochenzhenjing。“mami，zheigeshushukanqilaihaoshae。”qiuqiuzhizhelimochen，tongyanwuji。
linxiaobaimeikonghanxuan，talaojirenwu——ganhuaemobazong！zenmerangtakaixin？xitongshuoyongmuaiguanghui！
muai……takanzhelimochenneizhangyinchendelian，lingguangyishan！youle！tayigejianbuchongshangqu，
zailimochenhesuwanerjingkongdemuguangzhong，yibabaozhulimochendeyao，ranhou……yonglipaidatadehoubei，
xianghongxiaohaiyiyang，chekaisangzihaodao：“e~e~baobaobuku！mamazaini！tiantaxialaiyoumamadingzhe！
bujiushishilianma！jiudebuquxindebulai！mamajinijieshaogenghaode！
womengebiwangdayedesunnvcuihuajiubucuo！bangdayaoyuanhaoshengyang！
”limochen：“……”taganjuezijideleiguyaoduanle，haiyou，sheitmshibaobao？！
suwaner：“……”zheifengnvrenshishei？tazaiganma？qiuqiu：“mami，nihongdidishuijuecaizheiyangpai。
”changmianyidushifenganga。jiuzaizheishi，xitongtishiyinzaicixiangqi：【bi——jinggao！kongnandaojishi10miao！
9！8！……】linxiaobaijile！ganhuashibai？zenmeban？！qingjizhixia，
taxiangqixitongjianglidelingyigedaoju——【fenweizudalibao】！tashoumangjiaoluandicongxitongkongjiantaochulai，
kanyemeikanjiuxuanzele“shiyong”！shunjian！zhenggezongcaibangongshidengguangquanmie！jinjiezhe，
jishuwuyanliusedeleishedengfengkuangshanshuo！
zheneryulongdeyinlezhaxiang——shisuonalingxiandedianzidjban《jintianshigehaorizi》！
tianhuabanshang“huala”diaoxialaiwushucaisezhixiehe……mingbi？！bangongshizhongyang，
pingkongchuxianleyige……disikedengqiu？！genglipudeshi，
yiqunchuanzheheisexizhuang（dantiaozhejiangshiwu）de“qunyan”pingkongchuxian，kaishijiangyingdiyaobai！
linxiaobaiyikanzhei“zangli”bandefenwei（mingbi+heiyirenqunyan），zailianxiangdao“kongnan”，fuzhixinling！
tayibaqiangguolingwujiangshishoulidemaikefeng（maikefengzaoxingshigexiaokuloutou），tiaodaobangongzhuoshang，
duizhehaimeicong“hongbaobao”he“bengdixianchang”shuangzhongdajizhonghuiguoshendelimochendahou：“limochen！
bieemole！qilaihai！renshengdeyixujinhuan，moshijinzunkongduiyue！nisilediqiuzhaoyangzhuan，
dannixianzaibengdijiunengzhuan！suonayixiang，diemabaiyang！apei，shihuangjinwanliang！lai！genzhewodejiezou！
zuobiangenwoyiqihuagelong！youbianhuayidaocaihong！”tayibianhan，yibianzaibangongzhuoshangfengkuangniudong，
yunduxiaoshihouhuifudexiyaoniuchenglemahua，judadedisikedengqiuzaitatoudingxuanzhuan，
mingbihecaizhixiezaitashenbianfenfei，jiangshiqunyanzaitazhouweijixiewudong，beijingyinleshisuonadj《haorizi》！
limochenkanzheyanqianzheihuangdanjuelun、zuyizairurenleimihuoxingweidashangdeyimu，danaochedidangji。
taganjuezijibishengsuoxuedejingjixue、guanlixue、shenzhishiwulixue，douzaizheiyikebengtale。tazhizhelinxiaobai，
zuichunduosuozhe，yigeziyeshuobuchulai。suwanerzaoyihedetanzuozaidi，zhuangrongkuhua，jianjiaozhe：“fengle！
doufengle！！”qiuqiuzexingfendipaizhexiaoshou，paodaoyigejiangshiqunyanshenbian，
xuezhejiangshideyangziyibengyibeng：“mamihaobang！shushuayitiaodehao！qiuqiuyeyaobengdi！
”daojishijieshu：【3！2！1！kongnanweijijiechu！
suzhuchenggongyong‘jizhishadiaofenwei’chongsanlebazongde‘sizhi’！
jianglifafang：wudifenghuolunhuabanxie（yilingqu），
yiji……bazongde‘jingshenchuangshanghouyizheng’（yongjiubeidong）！
】kongnandangranmeifasheng（benlaijiushixitongbiande），
danlimochenkanzheyanqianzheimohuandaojizhide“fentoubengdi”xianchang，tingzheneixinaodesuonadj，
ganshouzhelinxiaobaineichuantoulinghunde“muaiguanhuai”paida……tayanqianyihei，zhitingtingdixianghoudaoqu！
“mochengege！”suwanerjianjiao。“ya！gongjurenshushuyundaole！”qiuqiuhandao。linxiaobaitingxiawubu，
congzhuozishangtiaoxialai，kanzhedaozaidishangdelimochen，naolenaotou，yiliankunhuo：“a？zheijiuyunle？
xinlisuzhibutaixinga？tongzi，zheisuanganhuachenggonglema？”xitong：【……congjieguolaikan，
taqueshibuxiangsile（kenengzhixiangliketaolizheigexingqiu）。renwupanding：chenggong！suzhuniubi（poyin）！
】disizhang：yeyeshanliangdengchang，guaizhangyuguangchangwuqifeilimochenbeijinjisongyi，