《我妈超绝网感力》 小说介绍
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第1章
我妈是个网红。
tatiantian**wosuyanhetajingxiuzhaopianzuoduibi,huoqugaoetaolunliang。
wosuibianzuogelashenyundong,yeyaobeitafadaowangshang。
「nverzuozheigedongzuo,daibiaoshenme?」
zhidaotahuaiyun,haiyaopaixiayanyunbang。
「lianggenganggangshihuaiyunma?dengnanbaobaoxiehuowan,jiuchedifengdudula!buguoyixiangdaobaobeierziweilaiyaobeihuainvrenpianzou,jiuhaochicue~」
dantameixiangdao,zheiciwangyoumen,jingranbuguanzhetale。
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1.
womadiyicichidaoliuliangtiantou,shizaiwogaoyineinian。
neishihouwozhengzhiqingchunqi,lianshangdoudouyigegemaochulai,zaijiashangxuexiaoqiangzhiguidingjiandenanshiduanfa,shizaisuanbushangpiaoliang。
neiduanshijian,mamatebiexihuangenwoyiqipaizhao。
woyikaishijuedeqiguai,congxiaodaoda,tajibenmeijiguowohaolianse,weishenmezheiduanshijianturanzheimeqinjin?
houlaiwocaizhidao,tajiangwohetadehezhaoquandoufadaolewangshang。
buguozhaopianliwosumianchaotian,yinweihenshaomianduijingtou,biaoqingnanmianbuziran。
ermamaquezhuangrongjingzhi,shouliandayanmeibaitongtongyongshang,gengchendepangbianyishenxiaofudewoyoutuyouchou。
tapeidewenanshi:「nverzhangdala,yekuaidaoyaopochuqudenianjile,woyelaole~」
buchuyiliao,zheigetiezihuole。
pinglundianzanfengkuangxilai,pinglunqudaduodoushikuamamapiaoliang,baoyangdedangdezanmei。
neiduanshijian,mamalianshangxiaorongmingxianzengduo,pinpinzhudonglazhewoyiqirujingtou。
houlaiwokaishijujue,tadunshilaxialian,mawoshilangxingoufeidebaiyanlang,haishichangdadianhuagenchuchadebabakusu,woshiruhebutinghua。
queyidianmeixiang,woyinweineixieshipintiezi,zaixuexiaobeizhizhidiandian,xixiaoyilunshidewuzhuyunanshou。
benyiweizheiciguohou,mamahuixiaotingxialai。
zhidaopengyoujiwokanmamaxinfadezuopin,wocaifaxian,tajingranhaizaigengxinzheileixingdeshipin。
2.
butongyiwangdeshi,zheiciwobuyuanyigentahezhao,tajiukaishi**。
zhaopianlishiwogangqichuangxishudeshihou,pengtougoumian,hanzheyashua。
genglingrenqifendeshi,zhengzhixiari,wozhichuanzheyitiaodalingkoushuiqun,zhaopianlidejiaoduchadianzouguang!
ermamaquezaipangbianfangshangzijichuanzheleisishuiyidejingxiumeizhao。
「henverdeqingchenduibi,jiemeimenshuowoyinggaitixingnverzhuyidabanzijima?」
xiamianpinglunqugengshiwuyanzhangqi。
「jiejietaimeila!zheinvermeishiba?woyaoshiyouzheimemeidemama,yidinghuixuxinxuexichuandazhuangrong。duolancaihuizijidoubuxianggaibianziji!」
「budebushuo,nverdileihaitingda。」
「......」
「xiangzhidaojiejieyoumeiyoudiertaijihuaya?nverxiaoshihoushiqingdi,zhangdahouyaojiachuqu,haideshenggenanbaobao,jizijiliugenianxiangba?」
ermamazezaizheitiaoxiamianhuifu。
「dangranhuila!xianshengmingwozheikebushizhongnanqingnv,zhishixiangcougehaozi,bijingbaobeierzishihewuqi,keyibuyong,danbunengmeiyouya!」
houmianhaiyouxieshenme,woyijingbuxiangzaikan。
qifendetongshi,youfeichangwunai。
bijingmamaxianzaizhangguanzhejialisuoyoudejingjidaquan,yidanworangtajuedebushufu,jiuhuibeizhijietingbangeyueshenghuofei。
napawozaixuexiaoedeheliangshui,tayebuhuiyousihaoxinruan。
bixudedengdaowogentaguixiadaoqian,tacaihuidafacibeidijiwoxiageyuedeneiyidianshenghuofei。
woyecengjingzhaobabashuoguozheijianshi,kemamazhibuguojijuhua,jiunengdiandaoshifei。
takusuwobutinghua,zhangdahouchibangjiuying,zhiyoujiwodianjiaoxun,cainengrenshidaomumingbukewei。
babachangnianbuzaijia,genbenbuzhidaoqingkuang,ziranqingeryijuxiangxinta,haishibushitixingwo。
「nimamajiushixiaohaizipiqi,niduoshunzhetajiuhao,bieretashengqi。」
houlai,wozhixiangchenzhegaokao,limamahezheigejiayuanyidian。
yushiwokaishipinmingxuexi,yechangshizhejianfei,qingchunqizhujianguoqu,daozhenxianchujifenmiaotiaodeshenzi。
neiduanshijian,mamadeliansetebienankan。
wozhidao,tashizaihenwobujitatigongsucaile。
yinweizaipinglunquxiamian,yijinglingxingyourenkaishikuawo,mamatiyanbudaohenverduibidailaidemanzugan,ziranxinqingfanzao。
wobuxiangguantaxinqingruhe,zhixiangtishengziji。
chuhuyiliaodeshi,zheicimamajingranbuzaigengxinhenverdeduibirichang。
她找到了新的道路。
3.
ziconggaosanneinian,babahuilaihou,mamajiuturanduiwotebiehao。
yiqiantakebuhuimeidunfandoujingxin**dayudarou,haibutingtianfan,rangwoduochidian。
wozhidaotashidazherangwozhangpangdeniantou,pianpianbabahaijuedemamatiexinainver,yeshichangquanwobuyaogufumamadexinyi。
weileburangtaruyuan,wogengjiazhuzhongyundong,shichangbazijiguanzaifangjianli。
meijitianhou,woturanshuadaohaoyiduanshijianmeigengxindemama,jingranfabulexintiezi。
tiezilifudaizheyizhangzhaopian,xianranshicongmenfengde**shijiao。
zhaopianlidewozhengzaizuolashendongzuo,yinweitengtong,biaoqinglveweizhengning。
ermamazheicipeidewenanshi:「nverkaishizuozheigedongzuo,shibushidaibiaoerbaoyaolaile?」
xiamianhuifugengshiyibojieyibo。
「wojuedeshi,shangciwonverjixiaoxiongwanougaibeizi,diertianwojiujiancechuhuaibaobaole。」
「nverzhendebuhaokan,jiejiejiyinzheimeyouxiu,ganjinliangexiaohaoba,qidaixiaobaobaojianglin!」
wojianzhiyaobeiqixiaole,zhijiequqiaobabamamadefangjianmen。
meiduojiu,babalaikaimen,youjifenjingya,「nizenmele,zheimeshengqi?」
wotuikaita,zhijiezoudaomamamianqian,「batiezishandiao。」
mamamuguangshanshuoyishun,haixiangzuiying。
「wobuzhidaonishenmeyisi,shenmetiezi,bieluanshuo!」
babayeshimanlianmeng,quexiayishibangmamashuohua,「duia,xiaolingnigenmamashuohuataiduhaodian,tabijingshizhangbei。」
wolengxiaoyisheng,zhijiebashoujishuaidaochuangshang,shangmianheranjiushimamadezhanghaozhuye。
babanaqishoujikanleyiquan,meimaojinzhou,suihoukanxiangmama。
「zheishizenmehuishia?nizenmenengsuibianbaxiaolingdaozhaopianfadaowangshangni?」
mamazuikaishiyoujifenxinxu,lengjingxialaihou,fandaomanlianlisuodangran。
「tashiwoshengde,wopaitayoushenmewentima?yidianwangshangdexiaotaolundouchengshoubuzhu,yihouhainengyoushenmechuxi?」
mamayueshuoyuejidong,「mamabeikua,buzhenxinshiyiweiwogaoxing,haiganpaodaomianqianlaiduizhi,zhenshibaishengbaiyang,dangchuhaiburuyangtiaogouni!」
4.
shuowan,tagengshimanlianweiqu,kaishibutingcayanlei。
babaxianglaishishoubuletazheifumoyangde,guoranxiangyemeixiangdizouguoqu,jiukaishianwei。
youkanxiangwo,「xiaoling,nimamazheijianshiqueshibutaituodang,danshitabijingshimama,womenyaoyunxutafanyixiexiaocuowu。」
wolenglengkanzhetamenliangrenqingshenyizhong,piankehou,zhijienaqishoujizhuanshenjiuzou。
shenhouhaichuanlaimamadeshengyin,「wojiushuodangchubatasongren,nifeiyaoliuxia,zheiwanquanjiushizhibaiyanlang......」
zhihoudeyiduanshijian,wodouxuanzebikaihemamadejianmian。
suirantiguoyaozhusuxuexiao,danbeimamazhijiefoujuele。
tadeliyouhenjiandan,nvhaiziyigerenzhuxuexiaobuanquan。
queyagenmeishuozijicongmeilaijieguowoxiawanzixi,yigenvshengdanduhuijia,gengbuanquan。
dangran,wozijiyeyouyixieqian,danneibiqianshiwoweiyihoudaxuecunde,xianzaijueduibunengdong。
mamaweilepiaoliang,shuidezao,erwojieshuwanzixihou,zailiuzhekanhuiershu,zaoshangzaixingzaoyixie,jiunengwanmeihetacuoguoshijian。
wozaiweizijidegaokaopinbo,kanzheqiangshangyitiantianjianshaodedaojishi,yenanmianyoujifenjinzhang。
danwogengzhidao,bixuchenzheicijihui,taolimama。
zhengzaizheishi,banzhurenzhaodaowo,shuobabadadianhualaile。
wojieguoyiting,caizhidao。
妈妈居然怀孕了。
5.
erbabadazheitongdianhuadeyuanyinhenjiandan。
「nimamaxianzaiyouyunzaishen,xinqingbianhuanwuchangde,zongshuoyaonihuilaipeizhe。woyezhidaonixianzaizhengshigaokaodezhongyaoshijian,dannimamayizhinao,woyeshimeibanfale......」
babayuqiweinan,danhualihuawai,doushiyaowohuiquhongzhemamadouyisi。
wobenlaixiangzhijiejujue,danyouyixiang,yaoshibuguanbugu,anmamadexingzi,shuobudinghuizhijienaodaoxuexiaolai。
zuihou,wozhinenggenbanzhurenzanshiqingjiayitian,wubiyaoyongzuishaodeshijianjiejuezheijianposhi。
huijialushang,wodiankaimamadezhanghao。
guoranyougengxinlehaojitiaotiezi。
「qiuzhugeweijiemei,yanyunbanglianggenganggangshihuaiyunlema?congjintiankaishijiushidaichanxiaoyunfula!」
「xiaoyunfuyiyuntizhiyoubeilaogongzhadala!xiwangzheicilaigenanbaobao,zheiyangrenwuyesuanyuanmanwanchengle!」
「xiaoyunfuyunfanqihaoxiangchibingjiling,danlaogongshuoneigedongxiliangdudu,tazhendetaitiexintaiaiwola!」
「sanshiqisuixiaoyunfuhuaiyunsanyuela,gaibajijianggaokaodenverhanhuijiazhaogudidima?」
shuoshihua,jitiaotiezikanxiaqu,wochadianbei「xiaoyunfu」zheisangezigaodeshenglibushi。
daojiahou,gangjinmenjiutingjianmamafanzaodeshengyin。
「niganjinbatazhuahuilai,tabukenhuilai,jiuzhijiequxuexiaojitabanlituixue。lianmamahuaiyundoubuzhidaohuilaizhaogu,meiyouyidianxiaoxin,haidushenmeshua!」
bababuzhidaoshuoleshenme,limianmengranchuanlaidongxishuaisuideshengyin。
banfenzhonghou,babachuitousangqizouchulai,kanjianwodeshunjian,yanjingyiliang。
「xiaoling,nihuilaile。」
takankanfangjian,youshuo,「nimamazheiduanshijiantebiexiangni,zaifapiqini,nijinquhonghongtaba!」
想我?
jiusuangangcaimeitingjianneifanhua,woyebuhuixin。
wozaibabadecuicuxiadakaifangmen,yigehuapingzhenghaoyingmianzalai。
yaobushifanyingjishiwangpangbianduolexia,xianzaikongpazaojiubeizadetoupoxueliule!
babayeheleyitiao,「nizuoshenme?」
jianwowanhaowusun,mamajiqibuyuedipieleyiyan,biaoqingyinyueyoujifenyihan,yuqigengshihaowuqianyi。
「woyoubushiguyide。」
babaxianranyebuxiangcharuzheichangwuxingdezhanchang,zhaogejiekouzhuanshenjiuliu。
「youshijiushuo,wohaiyaohuiqushangke。」
woyagenbuxianggenmamayourenhejiechu,danxianzaishigaokaozhongyaoshiqi,wogengbuxiangtanaochuqitayaoezi。
「fanglingnishenmetaidu!woshinimama!」
mamahaishitushuaweifeng,dandangkandaowobuweisuodong,biaoqinglengmoshi,tayouzhuanbianlecelve。
「xiaoling,mamabushixiangbinizuoshenme,danshimamaxianzaihuaiyunzhendehennanshou。zheisuiranshimamadeerzi,danyeshinididi,ninandaobugaichuyifenlizhaogutama?」
woxinzhonglengxiao,「suoyini?」
「suoyimamaxiwangnizanshixiuxue,dengdidishengchulaizhihouzaitanhuiqudushudeshi。」
我妈超绝网感力