《长官,你女朋友反射弧超长!》 小说介绍
《zhangguan,ninvpengyoufanshehuchaozhang!》wanquanrangduzheruxi,buguanshiruanruanjianglinderenwukehua,haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai,meiyizhangdouhendadongren,rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu,《zhangguan,ninvpengyoufanshehuchaozhang!》suojiangdeshi:shenchushou:“ruanruan**,jiuyangdaming,woshizheijiagongsideceo,chenjingming。”ruanruanlianmangwoshou,luchulimaodeweixiao:……。
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gushibeijing:xiandaidoushi,ruanruanshixiaoyoumingqidepingmianmoteheziyouchahuashi,shenghuozaizijidejiezouli。
jianglinzezaichengshideyinmijiaoluo,congshizheshouhuguojiaanquandegaoweigongzuo。
liangrenyinyici“feidianxing”yiwaixiangyu,
kaiqileyiduannanzhubuduan“shanhou”、nvzhuchixu“manbanpai”degaoxiaotianchongzhilv。
diyizhangmeinvmotevslengmianzhangguan:dangfanshehuzhuangshangjingjiexianxiawuliangdian,
yangguangtouguosheyingpengdeluodichuang,jiruanruancibaidejifudushangyicengrouguang。tachuanzhezuixinkuandesuihualianyiqun,
zhangfaweijuan,yanshenqingche,zhengduizhejingtoubaichuwugudezishi。“ruanruan,yanshenzailingdongyidian!dui,
xiangxiangnikandaoleyizhikeaidexiaonaimao!”sheyingshijuzhexiangji,naixinyindao。ruanruandiandiantou,
nulirangzijideyanshen“lingdong”,dansanmiaohou,
tadesixupiaodaolezuotianhuadaoyibandechahua——neizhizongzaitajialouxiapaihuaidejumao,
jintianyoumeiyouchidaotafangdemaoliang?“ka!”sheyingshiwunaidifangxiaxiangji,“ruanruan,niyouzoushenle!
”ruanruanzheicaifanyingguolai,zhalezhayan,luchubaoqiandexiaorong,shengyinruannuo:“duibuqizhangge,
wogangcaizaixiang……mao。”jingjirenlinlelechongguolai,hentiebuchenggangdichuolechuotadeetou:“wodeda**!
zheishipaichunxiaxinpinguanggao,bushirangnixiangmao!nizheifanshehunengbunengbiezongshizaihuoxingshang?
”ruanruanroulerouetou,xiaoshengdigu:“keshi……maohenkeaia。”tazhangdetaimei,jibianfanmihu,
neifuwugudeyangziyerangrenmeifazhenshengqi。sheyingshitanlekouqi:“suanlesuanle,xiuxishifenzhong,
diaozhengyixiazhuangtai。”linlelelazheruanruandaoxiuxiqu,diguoyipingshui:“gennishuogeshi,
xiazhoumoyougecishanwanyan,zhubanfangdianmingyaoniqu,shunbianpaijizhangxuanchuanzhao。”“e,hao。
”ruanruanningkaishuiping,manmanhezhe,naozilihaizaixiangneizhijumao。“haiyou,”linleleyadishengyin,
“tingshuozheiciwanyanyoubushaomingliu,baokuo……neizhong‘tebie’derenwu,nidaoshihoujilingdian,
bieyougengeshabaitianside,beirenmailehaibangzheshuqian。”“tebiederenwu?”ruanruanwaitou,yilianmangran,
“shizhizhangdetebieshuaidema?”linlele:“……chabuduoba。zongzhi,nijizhu,shaoshuohua,duoguancha,
youqingkuanglikejiaowo!”ruanruansidongfeidongdidiandiantou,
zhuyiliyijingbeichuangwaiyizhitingzaishuzhishangdexiaoniaoxiyinle。linlelekanzhetazheifuyangzi,shenshentanlekouqi,
renmingle——tajiaruanruan,shenmedouhao,jiushizheifanyingsudu,jianzhishirenleimihuoxingweidashang。zhoumo,
cishanwanyan。ruanruanchuanzheyixijianyuedebaisezhangqun,zhangfawanqi,luchuxianxidebojinghejingzhidesuogu,
yijinchangjiuxiyinlequanchangdemuguang。tagenzhelinlele,xiangzhiwurufanjiandexiaoxianzi,
duizhouweidegongchoujiaocuoheanchaoyongdonghaowuchajue。“ruanruan**,jiuyangdaming,woshixxjituandezongcai。
”yigeyouguangmanmiandezhongniannanrencouguolai,yanshenzaitashenshangdazhuan。ruanruanlimaoxingdiweixiao,gangxiangkaikou,
nanrenyijingtaotaobujuedishuoqilai:“ruanruan**zhenshitaimeile,wokanguonidehuace,
jianzhishixiannvxiafan……”ruanruananjingditingzhe,dengnanrenshuowan,tacaimanbanpaidizhazhayan,
renzhendishuo:“xiexie,niye……ting‘yuan’de。”nanren:“???”linlele:“!!!
”linleleganjindayuanchang:“zhangzongbiejieyi,ruanruanta……tajiushishuohuazhi!tashishuoninfuqihao!
”ruanruanzheicaifanyingguolaizijihaoxiangshuocuolehua,lianmangbuchong:“dui,fuqihao,xiang……xiangnianhualidewawa。
”zhangzongliansetieqing,fuxiuerqu。linleletuozheruanruanzoudaojiaoluo,yadishengyin:“wodexiaozuzong!
‘yuan’he‘fuqihao’nengyiyangma?haiyounianhuawawashizenmehuishi?!
”ruanruanyilianweiqu:“keshi……tazhendehenyuana……”linlelewulifue,juedingrangtazijidaizhe,
biezaichuquhuohairenle。ruanruanduanzheyibeiguozhi,zoudaolutaitouqi。wanfengchuifuzhetadezhangfa,
takanzheyuanchuchengshidedenghuo,xinqingjianjianpingjingxialai。jiuzaizheishi,lutailingyitouchuanlaiyizhendichendezhengzhisheng。
tahaoqidiwangguoqu,kandaojigechuanzheheisexizhuangdenanren,zhengweizheyigeshencaigewaitingbadenanren。
neinanrenbeiduizheta,zhiluchuxiantiaoliuchangdejianjingheliluodeduanfa,danjinjinshiyigebeiying,
jiutouzheyigushengrenwujindeqichang。qizhongyigexizhuangnansihuxiangdongshou,beineinanrenqingsongduoguo,fanshouyikou,
xizhuangnanjiutongkudiwanxialeyao。dongzuokuairushandian,ganjingliluo。ruanruankandeyoudiandai,xinxiang:wa,
haoxiangdongzuopianlidechangjinge。takandetaizhuanzhu,meizhuyidaozijijiaoxiadetaijie,wangqianyizou,
“aiyo”yisheng,zhongxinbuwen,chaozheneinanrendefangxiangshuaileguoqu。“xiaoxin!”yishengdichendejinggaoxiangqi,
ruanruanluoruyigejianyingerwennuandehuaibao。dandandexuesongweihunhezheyisibuyichajuedexiaoyanweizuanrubiqiang,
henhaowen。tataiqitou,zhuangjinyishuangshensuiruhantandeyanmouli。nanrenzhangdejishuai,
shineizhonglengjiaofenming、jijugongjixingdeyingjun,zhishiyanshentaileng,xiangjielebingdehumian。
“ni……”nanrengangxiangshuoshenme,ruanruanquexianyibukaikou,zhabazhedayanjing,
yilianmengdong:“nigangcaidajiadedongzuohaoshuai,shilianguoma?
dexizhuangnan:“……”nanrendetongban(xiaoyang):“pu——”jianglinkanzhehuailizheigeturanmaochulaidenvren,
tachuanzhebaisezhangqun,xiangduoyisuidezhizihua,cikequezhengzheyishuangwugudedayanjing,wenta“shibushilianguo”。
gangcaineidianguanghuoshijiandejinzhangqifen,shunjianbeitazheimeitoumeinaodewentichongdeyiganerjing。“ruanruan!
nizenmepaozheierlaile?!”linlelezhaoguolai,kandaoruanruanbeiyigeqichangqiangdadenanrenbaozhe,heleyitiao,
“duibuqiduibuqi,tabushiguyide!”ruanruanzheicaifanyingguolaizijikenengchuanghuole,
lianmangcongjianglinhuailituichulai,xiaoshengdaoqian:“duibuqi,womeikandaolu,hai……haidaraonidajiale。
”“bushidajia。”jianglindeshengyindichen,daizheyisibuyichajuedewunai,“shigongzuo。”“e,gongzuoa。
”ruanruandiandiantou,sidongfeidong,“neinidegongzuo……tingweixiande。”jianglinkanzhetarenzhendebiaoqing,
neishuangyanmouqingchejiandi,meiyousihaozazhi,buxiangtapingshijiechudeneixieren,chongmanlesuanjiheshitan。
tanandedimeiyoulikelenglianganzou,zhishidandandao:“lizheiliyuandian。”“e。”ruanruanguaiguaidiantou,
genzhelinlelezoule。zoulejibu,taturantingxia,huitouduizhejianglindefangxiang,dashenghanleyiju:“wei!
”jianglintiaomei,kanxiangta。ruanruanluchuyigetiantiandexiaorong,shuo:“nizhangdezhenhaokan!
bizazhishangdemingxinghaihaokan!”shuowan,tacaigenzheyilianbengkuidelinlelepaokaile。jianglinzhanzaiyuandi,
kanzhetaxiaoshizaimenkoudebeiying,yanshenfuza。pangbiandexiaoyangcouguolai,xiaoxixidishuo:“duizhang,
zheimeinv……tingyouyisia,fanshehubiwojialuyouqixinhaohaizhang。”jianglinmeilita,zhishitaishou,
roulerouzijiyouxiefajindetaiyangxue。tayouzhongyugan,zheigejiaoruanruandenvren,
kongpahuichengweitapingjingshenghuolideyige“yiwai”。
dierzhangchahuashide“shenji”chidun:dangtongjifanyushangmengxihuafengzicongcishanwanyan“yiwai”xiehouhou,
ruanruanbaneige“zhangdehenhaokan、gongzuohenweixian”denanrenwangdechabuduole——bijingtadejiyichucunkongjian,
jingchangbeihuahuahexiaodongwuzhanju。tayijiuguozhezijimanyouyoudeshenghuo:jiepaipingmianguanggao,zaijiahuachahua,
ouerweiweilouxiadejumao“daju”。zheitian,ruanruanjiedaoyigejinjichahuadingdan,weiyibenertonghuibenhuachatu,
zhutishi“chengshilideyingxiong”。tazuozaishuzhuoqian,yaozhehuabi,kusimingxiang。
“yingxiong……shenmeyangdeyingxiongni?”tanannanziyu,
naozilifuxianchucishanwanyanshangneigenanrenliluodeshenshouhelengjundecelian,
“ng……youdianxiang……bingshanweidechaojiyingxiong?”yushi,tanaqihuabi,kaishichuangzuo。
tabixiade“yingxiong”chuanzheheisedejinshenyi(lingganlaizijianglindexizhuang),
youzhelengjiaofenmingdecelianheshensuideyanjing,zhishibiaoqingbeitahuadeyoudian……dai?yinweitajuede,zailengderen,
neixinyeyinggaishiwennuande。yingxiongdeshenbian,haihualeyizhiyuangungundejumao,diaozheyigehuaidandekutui。
taduizijidezuopinhenmanyi,jichahuaqimingwei《bingshanyingxiongyudajutegong》,ranhoufajilebianji。
bianjihuifu:“ruanruanlaoshi,ninzheihuafeng……henmeng,dannengbunengrangyingxiongkanqilaigeng‘yingyong’yidian?biru,
yanshenruiliyixie?”ruanruanxianglexiang,juedebianjishuodeyoudaoli,
yushibayingxiongdeyanjinghuadegeng“yuan”leyidian,kanqilai……gengmengle。bianji:“……suanle,jiuzheiyangba,
tingyoutesede。”yucitongshi,jianglinsuozaidexingdongzu,zhengzaizhuizongyigedaihao“dushe”deguojitongjifan,
cirenjinqiqianrubenshi,xingzongguimi。zheitian,jianglinhexiaoyangzai“dushe”kenengchumeidequyupaicha,
luguoyijiashudianshi,xiaoyangturanzhizhechuchuanglideyibenertonghuiben,xiaodeqianyanghouhe:“duizhang!nikanzheige!
”jianglinzhoumeikanguoqu,zhijianhuibenfengmianshanghuazheyigechuanzheheisejinshenyi、biaoqingdaimengde“yingxiong”,
pangbiangenzheyizhifeijumao,biaotishi《bingshanyingxiongyudajutegong》。xiaoyangxiaodezhibuqiyao:“duizhang,
zheiyingxiong……zenmeyuekanyuexiangnia?youqishizheibingshanlian,haiyouzheiyanshen,jianzhishishenhaiyuan!
”jianglin:“……”tachengren,neicelianlunkuoqueshiyoujifenxiangsi,
danneidailengdebiaoqinghepangbianneizhifeimaoshizenmehuishi?jiuzaizheishi,jianglindeshoujizhendongleyixia,
shijishuzufalaidexiaoxi:“duizhang,‘dushe’kenengweizhuangchengshudiandianyuan,jiuzainifujin。
”jianglinlikeshoulianxinshen,yanshenshunjianbianderuili,duixiaoyangshilegeyanse。liangrenjiazhuangtiaoxuanshuji,
manmankaojinshouyintai。shouyintaihoude“dianyuan”shigedaizheyanjingdezhongniannanren,yanshenshanshuo,
shouzhibuzijuediqiaojizhezhuomian。jianglinbudongshengsediguanchazhetadeshou——neishiyishuangzhangqiwoqiangdeshou,
hukouchuyoulaojian。jiuzaijianglinzhunbeishiyixiaoyangdongshoushi,yigeshuxideshengyinxiangqi:“laoban,
wolainawodingdehuace。”jianglinhexiaoyangtongshihuitou,zhijianruanruanbeizheyigefanbubao,zhanzaishudianmenkou,
lianshangdaizhetiantiandexiaorong。ruanruanyekandaoletamen,lengleyixia,ranhourenchulejianglin,
kaixindidazhaohu:“ya!shini!bingshan……yingxiong?”taxiangqilezijihuadechahua。
jianglin:“……”xiaoyang:“pu——”“dushe”tingdao“bingshanyingxiong”zheisigezi,
youkandaojianglinhexiaoyangshunjianjinbengdezitai,xinzhongjinglingdazuo,zhidaozijibaolule,mengdituidaoshenbiandeshujia,
zhuanshenjiuwangshudianhoumenpao。“zhuazhuta!”jianglinlikezhuileshangqu。xiaoyanggangxianggenshangqu,
quebeiruanruanlazhule:“ai,nimenpaoshenmeya?zhuixiaotouma?”“bushixiaotou,shi……”xiaoyangjizhejieshi,
“biedangdao!”ruanruanzheicaifanyingguolaihaoxiangfashengleshenme“jinjiqingkuang”,dantahaishimanlebanpai,
dengtagaoqingchu“yourenshihuairen,tamenzaizhuahuairen”shi,jianglinyijinghe“dushe”zaihoumenxiangzilijiaoshangleshou。
ruanruanpaodaohoumen,kandaojianglindongzuoxunmengdiheneige“dianyuan”bodou,xinlizheji:“wei!nixiaoxina!
”taxiangbangmang,quebuzhidaogaizuoshenme,jidetuantuanzhuan。turan,takandaopangbianqiangjiaoyouyigenzhangzhangdezhugan,
lingjiyidong,chaoqizhuganjiuchongleguoqu。cishi,“dushe”zhengtaochuyibabishou,cixiangjianglin。
jianglinceshenduobi,quemeizhuyidaojiaoxiadejishui,yigeliangqiang。“xiaoxin!”ruanruandahanyisheng,juqizhugan,
yongjinquanshenliqi,chaozhe“dushe”defangxiang……chuoleguoqu。tabenxiangchuo“dushe”deshouwan,
rangtadiudiaobishou,jieguofanyingmanlebanpai,fangxiangyepianle,zhugan“pa”diyisheng,
chuozailepangbiandelajitongshang,fachu“kuangdang”yishengjuxiang。“dushe”beizheituruqilaideshengxiangheleyitiao,
dongzuodunleyixia。jiushizheiyishunjiandepozhan,jianglinzhuazhujihui,yigeliluodeqinna,
jiang“dushe”sisianzaidishang。xiaoyangchongguolai,nachushoukaojiang“dushe”kaozhu,songlekouqi:“duizhang,
meishiba?”jianglinzhanqishen,rouleroushouwan,kanxiangruanruan,yanshenfuza。ruanruanjuzhezhugan,zhazhedayanjing,
kanzhebeizhifude“dushe”,youkankanjianglin,xiaoxinyiyidiwen:“wo……shibushibangdaomangle?
”tagangcaineiyixia,suiranmeishangdao“dushe”,queyiwaiganraoleta,jilejianglinjihui。jianglinchenmoleyixia,
nandedimeiyoulenglian,zhishidandandao:“meiyou。”xiaoyangzaiyipangbiexiao:“hezhimeibangdaomang,
ruanruan**zheiyizhugan,jianzhishi‘shenzhugong’a!hepolehuaidandedan!”ruanruanzheicaifangxiaxinlai,
luchulexiaorong:“neijiuhao。”takanzhejianglin,youxiangqileshenme,congfanbubaolinachuyibenhuace,
dijita,“zheigejini。”jianglintiaomei,jieguohuace,
zhijianfengmianshangzhengshineiben《bingshanyingxiongyudajutegong》。“zheishiwohuade,”ruanruanyoudianbuhaoyisidishuo,
“nishangcishuonidegongzuohenweixian,xiangyingxiongyiyang,suoyi……songjini,xiwangnimeicidounenganquanhuilai。
”tadeshengyinhenqing,yanshenhenzhencheng。jianglinkanzhefengmianshangneigedaimengde“bingshanyingxiong”hepangbiandefeijumao,
youkankanyanqianzheigeyilianrenzhendenvren,xinlimougejianyingdejiaoluo,haoxiangbeishenmedongxiqingqingzhuangleyixia。
tajieguohuace,dishengdao:“xiexie。”ruanruanxiaodegengtianle:“bukeqi!neiwoxianzoula,
haiyaoqunawodehuaceni!”shuowan,tahuilehuishou,beizhefanbubao,yibengyitiaodizoule,
liuxiajianglinhexiaoyang,yijibeikaozaidishang、yilianmengbide“dushe”。xiaoyangkanzhejianglinshoulidehuace,
youkankantalianshangneijihuweibukechaderouhebiaoqing,renbuzhudiaokan:“duizhang,wokana,zheiweiruanruan**,
bushifanshehuzhang,shizhuanmenlaikenideba?”jianglindengletayiyan,shouqihuace,
yuqihuifulebingleng:“daihuiqushenwen。”dantawozhehuacedeshouzhi,quebuzijuedishoujinle。
taditoukanleyiyanfengmianshangneizhiyuangungundejumao,zuijiaosihuxiangshangwanleyixia,suirankuaiderangrenwufabuzhuo。
dangchidunmeirenyushang“rengongfanyi”:zhangguandeneixinxivsfurendemanbanpaizicong“shudianzhuazei”shijianhou,
jianglinfaxianzijiheruanruande“ouyu”biandeyuelaiyuepinfan。youshishitazhixingrenwuluguoruanruanjiaxiaoqu,
kandaotadunzaihuatanbian,duizheyizhiliulangmaoziyanziyu,bantianmeifaxianta;youshishitaqumaikafei,
kandaotazaikafeidianduizhecaidanyanjiuleshifenzhong,zuihouhaishidianleheshangciyiyangdekouwei;haiyoushi,
shitazaijiankonglikandaotabeizhehuaban,zaigongyuanxiesheng,wanquanmeizhuyidaoshenhouyoukeyirenyuanpaihuai,
zuihouhaishitapairen“anzhongbaohu”,zhidaotaanquanhuijia。jianglinbudebuchengren,
ruanruande“chidun”youshizhendehenrangrentouteng,dangengduoshihou,queyiwaidi……keai。taxiangyizhangbaizhi,
ganjingchuncui,duishijiechongmanleshanyi,jishifanyingmanbanpai,yezongnengyongzuizhijiedefangshi,
chuozhongtaneixinzuirouruandedifang。zheitian,ruanruanjiedaoyigezhongyaodeshangyechahuadingdan,
xuyaoquyijiakejigongsishidicaifeng。linlelelinshiyoushi,rangtazijixianqu,
haiqiandingningwanzhufu:“neijiagongsidelaobanyoudianyansu,nidaolebieluanshuohua,zixiting,manmanxiang,
bieyijidongyoushuochushenmejingshihaisudehualai!”“zhidaolelelejie。”ruanruandiandiantou,beizhehuabanchufale。
kejigongsizongbudasha,qipaifeifan。ruanruanbaoshangmingzi,qiantai**lingzhetaqujianlaoban。
zoujinkuanchangdebangongshi,yigechuanzhexizhuang、toufashudeyisibugoudezhongniannanrenzhanqishen,
shenchushou:“ruanruan**,jiuyangdaming,woshizheijiagongsideceo,chenjingming。”ruanruanlianmangwoshou,
luchulimaodeweixiao:“chenzongninhao,woshiruanruan。”chenjingmingkanzhetajuemeiderongmao,
yanshenzhongshanguoyisijingyan,suijihuifuleyansu:“ruanruan**,
womenzheicidexiangmushiguanyu‘weilaikejiyushenghuo’dechahua,xiwangnengtixianchukejideyanjinheshenghuodewendu,
niyoushenmexiangfama?”ruanruanrenzhenditingzhe,danaokaishiyunzhuan。sanfenzhonghou,tataiqitou,
yanjingliangjingjingde:“chenzong,wojuede……kejixiangdashu,shenghuoxiangshushangdexiaomao,dashubaohuxiaomao,
xiaomaorangdashugengyoushengqi!
”chenjingming:“……”tashitulijiezheigebiyu:“dashuhexiaomao……jutishizhi?
”“jiushi……”ruanruannulijieshi,“kejihenqiangda,xiangdashuyiyangzhichengzheshenghuo,ershenghuozhongdexiaoquexing,
xiangxiaomaoyiyang,rangkejibuneimebingleng,youwennuandeganjue!”chenjingmingchenmoleyixia,budebushuo,
zheigebiyusuiranqite,danyiwaiditieqie。tadiandiantou:“ng,youdianyisi,keyizhankaishuoshuo。
长官,你女朋友反射弧超长!