《伤脑筋,公司食堂疑点很多》 小说介绍
lishichuanjixiaoshuo《shangnaojin,gongsishitangyidianhenduo》youqixiazhenfunvzhurenqinglichuangzuo。zhuyaojiangshulehaojingminghuangshanshanzailishishiqideshengpinghefendoujingli,tongguoduilishishijiandemiaoxiehejiedu,zhanshilezhujiaodezhihuiyuyongqi。zheibenshubujinjuyouhengaodelishijiazhi,haijiduzhedailaileshenrusikao。sahuangzheizhongshi,sabuhao,haisabuhuaima?yushihu,woyibawozhuzhengzongdeshou,shengleijuxiadibiaoqilezhongxin:“zhengzong,xiexieni,xiexienixiangxinwo。nifangxin,……
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第一章
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wozaigongsishitangchichulechuiguodeqiqiu,zhengzongbawojiaodaobangongshi,pitougailianjiwohaoyidunma:
“haojingming,laozimingzhegaosuni,nijiushishehuizuidiceng。xiangnizheiyangdeniuma,mandajiedoushi。gongsishouliuni,shangnifanchi,nigaiganendaidecaidui,zenmeyouliantiaoshini?”
“bujiushiyigeqiqiuma!youqiqiuchijiubucuole。dicengrenmin,zhipeichiganshui。”
ruguodicengrenminzhipeichiganshui,neiwomeitiangongzuodeyiyishishenme?
xinlizheiyangxiang,danwomianshanghaishiyilianwonangxiang,diantouhayaodiyinghezhengzong。
xiabanhuijia,woyipianxiaozuowen,jianggongsisongshangleresou。
youyufatierenipxianshijingwai,wosihaobudanxinzhengzonghuishunzhewangxianzhaodaowo。
diertianyizao,zhengzongbeijizheweiduzaigongsimenkou。
jizhemennazhehuatong,qizuibashediwendao:
“zhengzong,wangshangshuonimengongsitechanqiqiubanfan,duici,niyoushenmeyaohuiyingdema?”
“zhengzong,qiqiuzheizhongfeishipinyuanliao,shizenmejinruyuangongcanlideni?”
“zhengzong,wangchuannibaoyangleyidongloudeernai,zheijianshishizhendema?”
“zhengzong,kanjingtou,xiaoyixiao,womenzheishixianchangzhibo。”
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zhengzongheizhelian,tupolejizhemendebaoweiquan。
jinrugongsihou,tadiyishijianbawojiaodaobangongshi,yaowoweilegongsixingxiang,pianjizheshuowochichulaidebushiqiqiu,ershixiangbabang。
2
象拔蚌......
zheige“haozhuyi”shinagedacongmingxiangchulaide?yiweibierengentayiyangshigeerbaiwuma?
woxileyixiabiti,yilianmengdongdiwenzhengzong:“xiangbabangshishawanyiera?shidaxiangdeqinqima?”
zhengzongpailepaiwodejianbang,yuzhongxinzhangdiduiwoshuo:“ai......xiaohaoa!yuanbenwohaihuaiyi,wangshangneipianpuguanggongsichouwendexiaozuowenshinixiede。xianzaikanlai......woduoxinle。nimeizhangneigenaozi。”
zaigongsi,wodechouxiangrenshe,zaoyishenrurenxin,yilibudao。
suoyourendourenwei,wodezhishang,zuiduotingliuzaishulianyunyongexcelshang,genbenmeirenzhidao,wocongqianshigechengxuyuan。
ruguobushiyeyueaoyueshen,toufayueaoyueshao,woshibuhuifangqiliuweishunianxin,zhuanxingjinruxianzaizheijiaxiaopochuanmeigongside。
xiaopochuanmeigongsishenmedouhao,jiushiburangdianwaimai,zhinengchishitang。
zhiyuweishenmeburangdianwaimai:
gongsiduiwaideshuofashi——weileyuangongdeyinshianquan、shentijiankangkaolv。
danqishi,genbenyuanyinshi——shitangrangzhengzongwaibaojitaxiaojiuzile。
zhengzongdexiaojiuzijieguanshitanghou,yizhizhiliyubangzhuyuangong“qingchangdao”、“paichangdu”。
meidangyuangongzaishitangchichugangsiqiu、zhijiagai、chongzishitishi,zhengzongdouhuizhanchulai,jiejuefaxianwentideyuangong。
woshenzhigeboningbuguodatuidedaoli,suoyitiantianqidao——qidaobuyaochichuchongzi。
tiansuirenyuan,wozhendemeiyouchichuchongzi,ershichichuleqiqiu,haishichuiguodeneizhong。
3
哎......
jiranzhengzongrangwosahuang,neiwojiusahaole。
sahuangzheizhongshi,sabuhao,haisabuhuaima?
yushihu,woyibawozhuzhengzongdeshou,shengleijuxiadibiaoqilezhongxin:“zhengzong,xiexieni,xiexienixiangxinwo。nifangxin,wokendingsayazimenggan,zhengqurangnimingnianzaitiyiliangmaibahe。”
zhengzongmanyididianlediantou,dingzhuwoyihuierjiandaojizhe,qianwanhaohaobiaoxian,gongsideshengsicunwang,jiuzaiwodeyinianzhijianle。
pawohuaishi,zhengzongteyianpaitadehuangjiaernai——huangshanshan,peiwoyiqixialoumianjianjizhe。
huangshanshan,yigeshouguzaonaocandianshijutududebaijinnv。
ruzhidiyitian,tajiuxuezhedianshijunvzhudeyangzi,zhuanmenhefuerdaihaiguinanzhuguanduizhegan。
wanquanmeiyouxiangguo,yigeren,yigenanren,yigeyouqiandenanren,yongyouzuiqimadezhishang。
raner,lingsuoyourengandaoyiwaideshi,zhengzongbafuerdaihaiguinanzhuguankaichule,rangsanguanjixing、xiongdawunaodehuangshanshan,chengweilewomendexinzhuguan。
haowuyiwen,zhengzongchicule。
zaitadegongsi,zhinengyouyigenanshen,neijiushitaziji。
huangshanshanshengzhimeiduojiu,jiuhenanpengyoufenshou,zhuanertouruzhengzongdehuaibao。
weileshuliqingxingdanvzhurenshe,tabatadeqiannanyouxingrongchengshijieshangzuizaogaoderen,banjubutiqiannanyougongtadudaxuedeshier。
gengshibazhiqiandeqiongkushenghuo,quanbuguizuiyuqiannanyou,sihaomeiyouyishidao,tameiqian,jiuqiyuanyinshitabamaneibeiermeiqian,hetananpengyoumeiyouguanxi。
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laidaogongsilouxia,womianduijingtou,paizhexiongfubaozhengwochichulaidebushiqiqiu,ershixiangyabang,zhiyuxiangyaweishenmebang,kenenggenguiyouguanxi。
zaiyipangdehuangshanshanxiangwuzhuwodezui,keyijinglaibujile。
shifenzhonghou,wozaigongsishitangchichuxiangyadexinwen,zaicichongshangresou。
gongsishangshangxiaxiadouchenmole,meiyourenxiangxinwoshiguyide,tamenjingguochongfentaolun,yizhirenweiwoshizhen**。
zheigeshehuijiushizheiyang,zhiyaowozugouchun,jiubuhuiyourengenwoyibanjianshi。bijing,dajiadouhengaogui,sheiyouxianqingyizhigenyigeerbaiwuguobuquni!
woshianquanzhelule,kezhengzongcanle。
buzhidaonageshentongguangdadewangyou,bachuhewoyiqijieshoucaifangdehuangshanshan,shizhengzongbaoyangdeernai。
yishijian,quanwangguaqileyizhentaofahuangjiaernaidedongfeng。
jiezhezheigufeng,woheijingongsiguanwang,liuxiayishoushi:
xiaohuangxiaohuang,dezhichangkuang。
bierenshangban,xiaohuangshangchuang。
wodeshi,chenggongdianranlezhengzonglaopodenuhuo。
zhengzonglaopoqideqinlvniangjiajunchongjingongsi,bazhengzonghehuangshanshandadedaxiaobianshijin。
zaicijiandaozhengzong,shizaiyiyuan。talaoposhouzaibingchuangqian,yibujiedaidizhaoguta。
youqianrendeshijiejiushizheiyang,chuguishixiaoshier,zhiyaobupochan,jiubuhuiqingyilihun。
woshuangshoufengshangjiukuaijiubaoyouxiaoguolan,guzuobeitongdao:“saozi,niyidingyaozhaoguhaozhengzong,qianwanbierangtasile,tayaoshisile,sheijiwofagongzia?”
zhengzonglaopojieguoguolan,yibalazhuwodeshou,jiubusongkaile。“xiaohaoa!womenjialaozhengzhuyuanzheimejiu,jiunilaikanguota。saozishayebushuole,yihou,nijiushiwoqindidi。”
“jiejie,zhengzongzhenshihutua!tafangzhenizheiyangfengqingwanzhongdedameirenbuyao,jingranzaiwaimianluangao。”
“jiejie,niyaoshiwoxifuer,nikanwozaduini,woyitiannaerdoubuqu,jiuzaijiapeini,congtianheipeidaotianliang。”
shuodaodongqingchu,wohezhengzonglaopobaozhekuchengyituan。
bingchuangshang,zhengzongehenhendidingzhewo。
kanzuixing,tayinggaishixiangshuo——gun!
伤脑筋,公司食堂疑点很多