我带着系统在癫文里杀疯了
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第一章
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「peng！」yishengzhongwuluodideshengyinjingxinglewo。
yizhengyan，jialiyouzaiyanxile：
「linke，zhiyaonibashenjuanjizhouxin，wodayingniyihoumeiwandoujinizuofanchi。」xuxionghezhehongjiumanyouyoudao。
「jiangxiong，nizheimeaitazenmebugenwolihunhouquta？」jiangkekuxiaozhewen。
jiangxiongmengdizhixiabeizi，lishengdao：「nixiuxianglihun，zenme？shanglewodechuanghaixiangzhebiedenanren？」
huiyingtadeshijiangkedebazhang，suijiliangrenbaofajiliedezhengchao。
wokandeziziyouwei，zhengxiangjiakoucaibiankanbianxiafanshi，yanqianturanpiaoguojixingdanmu：
【xiaosi，nvzhutamashiguyijinutabade，tabuxiangchitazuodecai。】
【sheishuobushi，shangcitachiwanhoulalesantian，tahaiburangquyiyuan。】
【zazheimejiana，aaa，nvzhukuaibiechia！】
zhengyaobadoujiaowangzuilisongdewotingzhule，wonaolenaotou，zheicixitongshengjilema，zenmehaidaidanmuhudongde？
haimeilaidejiwenxitong，yigebazhangturanshuaileguolai。
woduoshanbuji，lianshangdunshi**laditeng。
wodingledingsaibangzi，zhuantoukanxiangzuikuihuoshou，shiwoneigechaoxiongdidi。jianwodengta，tayangqishou，zuoshiyouyaojiwoyibazhang。
wotaishouxiangdang，meidangzhu，youaileyibazhang，zuijiaoyichulexuesi。
meibanfa，tachidebangdayaoyuan，woedeshougulinxun。
zhandouligenbenbushiyigeshuipingshangde。
henshengqi，feichangshengqi。zuochuanshurenwuzheimejiu，haishidiyicizheimebiequ。
worenbulele，zaitazaicihuiquanxiangwodeshihou，wozhijieyaozhutadeshoubei。
xujundachitong，kuangshuaishoubei。
woxiangequanbansisiyaozhu，zhenggerenguazaijiangjundadeshoubeisuizhedongzuoshangxiayaohuang。
xujundashazhubandecanjiaoxiangchequanjia。
zhengzaichaojiadeliangrentingxiale，qiqikanxiangwo。
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wotengdeyixiazhanqishen，xuanzhuantiaoyuefeishenshangzhuo，mianrongniuqu，yinanpaxing，zuiliniannianyouci。
tamensanrendoubeihezhule，zhangdazuibakanzhewo。
wozuoshouzhuaqiyibadoujiao，youshounaqiyigezhuti，zhijiesaijintamendezuili：「chi！yichiqilaibianfahenle，wangqingle，chitagetianhundian，chitagedijiutianzhang！a，duomemeiweidedoujiaohezhuti！」
chaoxiongdidiyebunengfangguo。
chentabuzhuyi，wozhuazhutadetoufa，duanqizhengpandoujiaowangtazuilidao：「sheishuozheidoujiaolaole，zheidoujiaoketaibangle！」
xujundazhengzhazhexiangyaotuchulai，wozhijieduanqiyibeishuiqiangxingguanxia。
xujundahaimeilaidejichuankouqi，woyouzhuaqizhutiwangtazuilisai：「chi，maimingdichi！zheikeshibabayongliangjinhuangjiubujiayidishuidunchulaide，lingtianjia，chuntianran。biegufubabadexinyi！」
xujundazhengzhazheqishenyaoshanwo，woyigemengpubatayazhizaidishang，yibianshanbidouyibiansaizhuti。
woyouzhuaqiyigezhutisaitazuili，zhidaotazuiligugunangnang，meiyouyidiankongjian。
womanyididiandiantou，kanzhetatongkuliutidibazhutichiwan。
danmudouxiaofengle，shuagebuting。
womanyididiandiantou，zhuantoukanxiangfanzhuodefumu，jiangfufanyingzuikuai，maibuyaoguolaidawo，wochongxiangmenkoudahan：sharenlasharenla！woyangfuyaodasiwola！
linjumendoutanchutoulaiguankan，zhuidaomenkoudexufuzhihaofangxiayangqidebazhang，gaxiaogenlinjudaoqian。
bijingtazaiwaidexingxiangshigecifu，cifukebuhuizhongnanqingnv，kebuhuidaxiaohai。
weijizanshijiechu，yizhuorenzhongxinzuohuizhuozichifan。
youledanmudetixing，wobikaileyoududeshiwu，bazhuoshangweiyinengchidetudousiquanbudaowanli。
qitasanrenhenhendengzhewo，zuoshiyouyaodawo，
zhikexi，wozaozaoduanzhefanwangemenkouchile。
heihei，jiuxihuantamenzheizhongxiangdawoyoudabuzhedeganjue，shuang！
xitongshuqidamuzhi，【suzhunifaqifenglaizhenshiyuelaiyueshulianle。】
wofanlegebaiyan，【haibushiyinweini！rangwomomingqimiaochuanyuechuangguanjiusuanle，meigejiaosehaidoushishouqibao，yingshengshengbawolilianchenglefengzi。】
buzhidaoduojiuqian，woyixinglaijiufaxianzijibangdinglexitong，xitonghaijiwoanpaidaogegeshijiechuangguanzhuanjifen。
erwolianzijideshenshidouhaimeixiangqilai，jiubeipojieshougegeshijiededuda：gongdoujulidepaohuinvpei，badaozongcaiwenlideshounvenvzhu，xianxiajulideedunvpei......
yigegejiejudoushicansi，erwoyaozuodejiushitamendejieju，shibailejiuzhonglai，zhidaochenggong。
jinglileshehuideduda，wodechulezhenli：fafengcaishiyingdaoli。
xitongdaduanlewodehuiyi：【suzhu，wojuedeniyinggaixiandage120。】
wohuitouyikan，haojiahuo，sangerenkoutubaimo，daodibuqi。
wojimangbodale120，batamensongdaoleyiyuan。
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yiyuandezhenduanjieguohenkuaichulaile，sangerendoushishiwuzhongdu，doubeianpaiqulexiwei。
jiangjundagengcanledian，tabujinzhongdu，haijiujingguomin。zaihunmizhongyoulayoutu，jitaxiweideyihurenyuandoubeixuntulehaojige。
xiwanweihouyishenglaidaobingfangtongzhizhuyishixiang：【doujiaomeizhushujiubuyaochi，dunzhouziyebuyongfangneimeduojiu，nimenerzijiujingguominjiubuyaorangtachile，huichisirende！】
jiangfuyouxiexinxu，zheidunwanfanshitaweilezhanshizijidejingzhanchuyiteyizuode，jieguohaidajiadoujinleyiyuan。
danbazongshibuhuichengrencuowude，fancuolejiuzhuanyizhuyili。
yushitabamaotouzhixianglewo：「jiangyan，nizenmezuojiejiede，didijiujingguominhairangtachizhouzi？」
womanlianheirenwenhao，haohaohao，shuaiguoshiba，sheibuhui！
wozhijielindaiyufushen，daozaidishangkusu：「babaninshuozheihuadaoxiandewobushile，mingmingshididiweilebugufunindeaicaichide，babadechuyijingzhan，liangjinhuangjiudezhouzineimemeiwei，didicaimaozheguomindefengxianchizhouzi，zenmelandoulanbuzhu。」
jiangfudelianyizhenqingyizhenbaide，tameixiangdaoyixiangguaiqiaodongshiaichikuidewozheimenengshuo。
弹幕刷疯了：
【xiaosigeren，chuyijingzhanjieguobaquanjiasongjinyiyuan。】
【jiushijiushi，liandoujiaodouzhubushuhaiganshuozheihua。】
【liangjinhuangjiudunzhouzi，neideduokua，zheihaizichidexiayeshiqipa。】
jiangfuzhanghonglelian，zhizhewodebizimadao：「hushuo，mingmingshiniyingsaijijundachide，nijiushiguyihainididide！」
wodengdaleyanjing，zhualuanletoufa，luqilexiuzi。
「babanikeyuanwangwole，didikeshiwomenjiadeshaoye，wonaliganyingsaijita。zaijialitashuoyiwobuganshuoer，shaobushunxintajiuqiadewomanshenyuqing。」
wobianshuobianzhanshijitongbingfangderenkan，tamendoudaoxilekoulengqi，zhijianwoluqideshoubeimeiyikuaihaorou。
bingfanglidesuimeichusheng，dankanxiangwobadeyanshendouyouxieqiguai，danmugengshifenfenzhizejiangfuzhongnanqingnv。
jiangfudelianseyouxienankan，wozheiyangyinaoyousuntazaiwaixingxiang。
taguzuocixiangdishuo：「didiqifunizenmebugenbabashuo，babahuijinizuozhude。」
woxinzhonglengxiao，mianshangzhuangrouruokuqi：「jiranbabayaoweiwozuozhu，neijiuqingbabatingdiaodididelinghuaqianbingrangtajiwodaoqianba！」
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gangxinglaidejiangjundatingdaozheihua，xiangbeicaileweibadegongjiyiyangyaotiaoxiachuangdawo。
jieguobeiyitiaoxiuzhangdetuibandaole，zhijieshuaipuguixianglewo。
tuizhurendandanditaimou：「xitiaofanshekongzhibuzhu，nibujieyiba？」
benlaihainuqichongchongdejiangjundazaikandaonanshengdequantoushishunjianjinlesheng，zhuantouyaoxiangwofahuo。
wodafangdibaibaishou：「zhicuonengguishigehaohaizi，wojiushouxiale。」
jiangjundaqidetiaojiao，quezaitiaoqilaideneishunjian，youbeinanshengcaizhulekujiao，shuilinglingdizouguangle。
jiangjundazhigandaotuijianyiguliangyi，jiezheshibingfanglituranbaofadexiaosheng。
yiqunlaotaitaizhizhexujundadexiaobudianqieqiesiyu：【xianzaidexiaohaifayudeyuelaiyuechale。】
wozhijiebaoxiaorulei，bingfanglichixuzhewodeejiaosheng。
jiangjundazhanghonglelian，jiqiedixiangbakuzitishangqu，naihemazuigangguo，zhenggerenruanmianmiande，shoushanggenbentibushangjing，yuetidiaodeyuekuai。
zheizhongnankanyuanshenyecengjingliguo，jiangjundazaidatingguangzhongxia，jiduxiankaiyuanshendequnzi。
yuanshenjinghuangshicuodiwuzhuqunzi，quehuanlaixujundaeliedexiaoshengheyuelaiyueguofendexingwei。
yuanshenxishiningrendetaiduzhihuihuanlaijiangjundagengeliedebaofu。
womanmanzoujinbangtatiqi，fuzaitaerbianqingxiao：「yuanlainiyehuipadiuliana，buguozheimexiao，meishakediudela！」
jiangjundataishouyaojiwoyibidou，beiwoduokaile，jieguowoyihuitou，yingshanglelingyibidou：jiangmujide。
「naogoulemeiyou，weishenmeyaoqifunididi，nizuojiejiedejiubunengrangrangtama？」
lianshang**laditeng，woxinliqueshengtengqiyisi**。
taiduiweile，zheizhonghaowuluojideqianze，womenshenjingbingzuihuiduifule。
wozhijiehuashenxuanzhuandetuoluo，pingdengdishanglesuoyourenyibidou，baokuozaipangbianshanfengdianhuomawoqifudididequnzhong，chuleneigenansheng，kanzaitayoushuaiyoubanglewodefenshang，wofangguoleta。
beishandequnzhongwuzhelianbuganshuohua，meibeishandeduozaijiaoluolisesefadou。
woqizaijiangjundashenshang，zuoyoukaigong，zhijiebatashanchengzhutou。
henshuanghentongkuai，suiranmuqianweizhitahaimeizhaoredaowo，dandajiuwanshile。jiangfujiangmulabudongwoganmangjiaolaileyisheng。
yishengyilai，woyouhuifulezhengchang，mozhejiangjundadezhulianxintengdikuzhe：「tianshade，nagehaorenbawomenjiashaoyedachengzheiyang。」
jiangmuqiji：「nishaozhuang，jiushinidade，quanbingfangdoukanjianle，buxinwentamen！」
muduleyiqiedequnzhongwuzhelian，jitichenmole。
jiangmuqidetiaojiao，laolianguabuzhudejiangfuzhongyushenqingzhuandaodandubingfang。
linzouqianwogennanshengdaolexie，tashensedanmo，zhishirangwojidezijidechengnuo。！？momingqimiao。
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fafengderiziguodehenkuai。
jingguowojidufafeng，jiangjiasanrenduiwobizhibuji，jiangjundatiantianbeiwodachengzhutou，yingjidaowoyikaojintajiuyishouwulianyishouwudang。
tamenbushimeixiangguofanji，zhishiyuefanjiaidagengdegengcan。
yebuguaitamenbuziliangli，bijingtamenbuzhidaowoyijingzaishanggeshijielilianchengtaiquandaoheidaile。
jiangxiongbushimeixiangguobawosongjinjingshenbingyuan，danzhiyaotayiyouzheixiangfa，getianjiuyoujizheduzaigongsimenkouwentazuoweicishanjiaweishenmeyaonvedaiyangnv。dangran，zheidoushixitongjiwodoudi。
jiciguohou，jiangxiongzhihaodaxiaoniantou。
tiantiandazhulianzhenmeiyisi，haozaikaixuele，woyouyouxindefafengduixiangle！xiangxiangdoulingrenxuemaifenzhang。
xitongshuo，daitoubalingyuanshendeshijiangfuhebaiyueguangdesishengnv，tiantianzhuangxiaobaihuawuxianyuanshen。
tahaidadeyishoulvchapai，basuoyounanshenghongdetuantuanzhuan，chulexiaobayanyang，jiushineitianchushoubangwoneige。
woyouxiekunhuo：【nanbuchengxiaobazhendeanlianwo？】
【ng…qishishininazherenjiashisishengzidebabingweixietabangmang。】
wohuangrandawu，turanxiangqitaneitiandeshenshou，zhenbucuo，haoxiangbatafazhanweiwodexiaodi。
wozhengmeizizidixiangzhe，quebeirenhenhenzhuangleyixia，wotuileyibuwenzhushenxing。
zhuangrenzhequeyigejiashuaidaozaidishang，shouzhongdewenjiansuizhedongzuosaleyidi。
woxinzhongjinglingdazuo，zheimehuipengcikendingshizhoujiechuxianle。
zhiqianyuanshenjiushibeitazheixiechuqibuyidexingweiwuxiancanle。
womangqialeyibabeizhuangdeshoubei，genzhezhitingtingtangdaozaizoulangshang。
「si~zheidikezhentadiedeyinga！」
zhoujielengzhule，shiqinghaoxiangmeichaozhetaxiangxiangdefangxiangfazhan。jianglibuyinggaizhanzhebeiwowuxianmazenmeyetangxiale？
dantahenkuaifanyingguolai，canxixidikaikou：「jiangli，woyijingbikainile，niweishenmeyouzhuangwo？」haijiazhuangmoleliangbayanlei。
zezeze，tingtingzheichaweiduonong。
tadexiaogenbanlinjieyijingzuoshiyaojiaoxunwo，beitalanxia。
「suanle，jianglixiacikendinghuigaide，womenhaishizouba！」
youshizheizhongyuqinguzongdebaxi，ranhoujiuhuidaojiaoshimaican，shuoyuanshenguyizhuangrenhaibudaoqian。buzhiqingderenzhihuitingtayimianzhici。
zheizhongshiqingtalvshilvshuang，qifuyuanshen，rangtanenghuodeyouyueganhezihaogan，zanshiwangquezijishigexiaosandesishengnvdediwei。
danwolaile，tadehaoriziyegaidaotoule。
danmujiaoxiaozherangwohenhenzoutamenyidun。
yushiwodangzaitamenmianqian，luqixiuzi，pengzhehongzideshoubeidashengkuhaozhe。
「meitianlila，erenxiangaozhuangla！mingmingshizheiweizhoujietongxueguyizhuangshangwo，bawozhuangchengzheigeyangzihaiwuxianwozhuangta。dajiazouguoluguodedoulaipingpinglia！」