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“a?mei……meiyou……jiushizuotianwanshangshuitaiwanle,jintianshentitaipibeile,chuhanchude”
huyameishibailoudetongzhuo,mingjiaomengling,jialiyouxiexiaoqian,pingshiyefeichangdeguanzhaobailou。biekanbailoucongxiaodaodapidebuxingdanshinaozishizhendecongming。xuexishangdedongxiconglaidoushiyidianjiutong。huyameipingshizaixuexishangmianyudaobuhuidedongxiconglaidoushiqingjiaobailou。tongshizuoweiqingjiaodebaochoupingshizhongwuyemeishaodaizhebailouchifan。
mengling:“pabushishenxudeba.……chulezheimeduohan……”menglingxiaoshengdediguzhe。
“nishuosheishenxu!woshenhaozheni!qiangwudi!nidonggepi”bailouxiangshibeicaileweibademao,yishunjianmaodouzhaqilaile。danshishuohuadeshengyinyouyigemeiyoubawozhugaoleneimebadu,gaodequanbantongxuedoutingdaole。
lurenjia:bailoushenxua?pingshikanzheshentibeibanga?
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lurenbing:huashuomenglingzenmezhidaobailoushenxua,,,zheilimianyougushia.……
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“wogenxiaobaiyougushi,wohaizhidaoxiaobaishenxu,aiyahaixiusile。”xinzhongrushixiangdao,lianjiashangdehongyunnanmianbiandegengjiaxianyan。“xiaobaishenxuwomenyihouhainengbunengyaoshanghaizia,aihaochouchanga……”meiyourenzuzhimengling,menglingbianzaiziwogonglvezheitiaolushangyuezouyueyuanle。
wodeshentibuduijing,nandaozhendeshiyinweishenxuleme?ganjuedaburuqiana,jiulianxitongsongdexinshoudalibaolimiandoujileliuweidiwangwan,shenmegui,wobuyaomianzideme。shuozhehaikanlekanliuweidihuangwandezuoyong:
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“xiaobaixiaobai,nizhendeshenxua?”menglingrushiwendao。
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“qili--laolao.……shishi……haohao……”
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林北带你下副本