八零男友是疯批？躺平做枕头公主了
《八零男友是疯批？躺平做枕头公主了》 小说介绍
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《八零男友是疯批？躺平做枕头公主了》 第1章 免费试读
一九八零年，深秋。
qingfengguoxiezheliangyilveguohumian，xianqicengcenglianyi，jiangtianshangneilunyuanyuededaoyingrousuiyoupincou，daiqidiandianxingliang。
huzhongliangdaoshenyingbeiyueguangladehenzhang，jiaodiezaiyiqi，mohuchengyituan。
“shuhe……”yidaosuyadeshengyinsuizaichunpanjian，weiyinbeiyefengrouzhou。
shuhezhijuechunbanbeirenwenzhu，xiayishijiuxiangbayanqianrentuikai，quebeiyizhidashoujinjinkouzhuhounao，jiashenlezheigechanmiandewen，shunjianbeilengliedehuxitunmei。
zheiwenlaidexiongmeng，wendeshuhewulifankang，zhijiashenshenqiajinnanrendebeibang，quehuanlaigengxiongyongdegongshi。
nanrenjiangtazhenggerentileqilai，rangtadeshuangtuibeipohuanzhuzijideyao，jiaodiedeyingzizaishuilidangkai。
wencongchunbanjianjianhuaxiangbojing，jijuqinlvexing，yachiqingqingnianguotatiaodongdemaibo，xiangshiyaojiangtademeiyicundouluoshangyinji。
“nenggennizaiyiqi，wozuoshenmedouyuanyi……”ninanhunzhechuanxiluozaisuoguaoxianchu，bingliangdechunshemiaohuichuyinideguiji。
shuhekanzhetafanhongdeyanwei，neilimianfanyongdeqingyuyutongkujihuyaojiangtanibi。
turan，nanrenyaozhutaerchui，lidaodadejihuyaojianxue。
shuhetonghuchusheng，quebeitazhongxinfengzhuzuichun。
wenbiandeyufabaoli，daizhebinsibandefengkuang，fangfoyaobazheibeiziweishuochukoudeaiyi、weiwanchengdekewang，douzaizheiyikehaojin。
zhidaoliangrendouchuanbuguoqi，nanrencaisongkaita。
tadeyanshenmenglongerposui，muzhifuguotahongzhongdechunban，zhanzheshuiguangdezhijianzaiyueguangxiafanzheyinbai。
“womenyiqiqusi。”tadeshengyinshayadexiangshishazhimoguoxinjian，huayinweiluo，yuanchuturanchuanlaizaluandejiaobushengheshoudiantongdeguangshu。
shuhehunshenjiangzhu，zheicaifaxianzijizhengshenchuhubozhizhong，shuiyimeiguonanrenyaoshen，liangrenquanshenshiledaban，zijichenshandelingkoudakaizhe，bojingchumanshiaimeidehonghen。
“shuhe，nishuorenshiqushenmecaishizuitongkude？woshenhuaianziwen，congmeishanghaiguoshei……”
舒禾？沈淮安？
shuhe：“......”
自己这是穿书了？
shuhejidezijilianzhouzhuanlesantian，tebielei，tangchuangshangyingshishuibuzhe，jieguodiankaixiaoshuoappwurulenanpin，kanlebenniandaiwen，jiao《baling：shoufujueqicongxunqingkaishi》。
shuzhongnanzhujiujiaoshenhuaian，tahaiyougexunqingersidebaiyueguang，genzijitongmingtongxing，yejiaoshuhe！
tasideqingjing……yinggaijiushiyanxia，liangrenxiangyuexunqinglaizhe。
shuhemengdizhengzha，congtashenshangxialai，“dengdeng！”
tadeshengyinbuxiao，zaizheijingyezhongxiandegewaiqingliang。
shenhuaianmoudifuqihuyi，chuimoukanta。
shuhezheicaikanqingchuyanqianrendemoyang。
tajinchuanlejianxidefabaidelanbuchenshan，lingkouweiweichangkai，luchuxiuzhangdebojing，xisuideheifabeifengchuideyouxielingluan，yishuangwenrundetaohuayanyanweixizhang，yantongxiangjinzaihanquanlideheizhenzhu，qingliangzhongdaizhejifenshujuanqi，bilianggaoting，bochunjinminzhe。
zhangneimehaokan，guaibudenengbayuanzhumichengzheiyang！
jialirenbutongyijiuyuezhelaixunqing？
bukuishipianzhibingjiaonanzhurenshe！！
“dengdeng！wofanhuile！”
“嗯？”
shuhetiqikutui，jiannandiwanghoutuiqu。
shenhuaianweiweicumei，liangbuchaotakualeguoqu，shenshoukouzhutadeshouwan，wangzijizheibiancheleguolai。
“唔~”
hulinining，zheimeyilayizhuai，shuhezhizhichaorenhuailizhuangqu。
zheirenkanzheshouruo，shenbanqueshibangying，zhuangdetabizizhifasuan……
“woniaoji，jiuxianbusile。”
shenhuaiandezhijianzhouranshoujin，wangubeitazuandeshengteng。
shuheyangtou，zhuangjintazhouranchenxialaideyandi——neipianyuanbenxiangjinzheyueguangdehanquan，cikefanyongzhetadubudongdejingtao。
yefengjuanzheliuxuluojintafajian，taquehunranbujue，zhishidingdingdidingzheta，fangfozaiquerenyanqianrenshibushibeihushuipaoshale。
“niaoji？”tazhongfuyibian，shengyinlidaizheyisibuyichajuedemimang，“shuhe，doudaozheigeshihoule……”
“zheishihouzenmele？huorenzongbunengbeiniaobiesiba？”shuhegengzheboziguzuoyingqi，chentalengshendegongfu，yonglingyizhishouhenhenqialebatadegebo。
wenredechugantouguodanbodechenshanchuanlai，bansuizheshenhuaiandididemenheng。
shuhefeichangqueding，zijizheibushizaizuomeng，shizhenchuanshule！
yuanzhushuhejiushizheibennanpinniandaiwenlidepaohuinvpei，douhuobuguobanzhangneizhong！
tayunanzhushenhuaianchilian，weiletahejialijuelie，zuihouyaobenfuaiqingzhuyi，yinglazhetaxunqing。
结果呢？
yuanzhusile，nanzhusiyibanbeinvzhudairenjiule！
zuihoutachenglenannvzhuxinzhongyongyuandeci。danyeyinweita，cuchenglenanzhudechengzhang，chenglenannvzhubingjiandeqiji。
ertashuhe，yigegangtucaowanzheijuqingjiangzhidexiandaishechu，zhengyanjiuchuanchenglezhengyaoqujianyanwangdeyuanzhu。
“shenhuaian。”shuheshuaikaitadeshou，mozhehushuiwanganbiantuiqu，zhanzhenishuideyikudididadawangxiatangshui，“xunqingzheishiertailaotaole，bulangman，wojuedingbusile。”
humiandeyueguangbeifengchuidehuangdang，shenhuaianzhanzaiyuandi，beihushuidashidelanbuchenshanjintieshenti，goulechuqingshouquetingbadelunkuo。
takanzheshuhe，yanshencongzhenjingmanmanzhuanweiyizhongjinhuposuidemangran：“nishuoshenme？”
“woshuo，woxianbusile。”yizhenlengfengchuideshuhezhiduosuo，ganmangmocengzhezijideshoubeiqunuan，“yaosinizijisi，woyaohuiqule。”
yituolihushui，shuhezhuanshenjiupao，shuangtuidaotengdefeikuai。
genjuyuanshujuqing，shenhuaiancikeyinggaishishenqingyoupianzhidibatatuojinshuili，shangyanyichu“shengtongqinsitongxue”degouxuexima。
ranhounvzhudaizheyiduirenguolaijiuren，shenhuaianshibeijiuqilaile，yuanzhuzheidaomeidanqueyimingwuhu，bujinbeiyansi，lianhaibeijiaoshizhuangdemianmuquanfei。
sileyejiusuanle，hailianleideyijiazizaoyang。
“shuhe！”shenhuaiandeshengyinturanbagao，daizheyizhongtacongweitingguodejiqie，“nihuitoukankanwo！”
shuhejiaobuyidun，bunaifandihuitou。
yueguangxia，shenhuaianyibubuchaotazoulai，hushuicongtayaobutuidaoxitou，zaidaojiaohuai，meiyibudouxiangcaizaisuibingshang。
neishuangzongshihanzhewenrunxiaoyidetaohuayan，cikehongdexiangyaodixue。
“weishenme？”tadeshengyinyadelihai。
这人有病吧！
“wojiushituranxiangtongle，weilenizheimegeyizhibujianding、juewubugaodeshaguadantiaohu，wokuidale！”
shenhuaianlengzaiyuandi，biaoqinghenguguai。
shuhe“qi”leyisheng，maikaibuzi，paodegengkuaile。
“呵~”
shenhuaianshenshoufuzhuanbianwaixiedeliushu，henyongli，shupicucaozhijiegepotazhangxin，redexianxuedidiruhu。
jiantapaoyuan，shenhuaianzuijiaoyangqiyimojiqiguiyidexiao。