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第一章
biyezhihou，woxuanzeliuxiaozuoleyigefudaoyuan，jieshouleyipicuipidaxuesheng，kaishilewobeijudeshechushengya。
1、
“laoshi，shitangdechaomifentaila，woshiyoushifujianren，chileyikoujiulayunguoqule！”
“laoshi，wojunxundeshihoushailetaiyang，xianzaihanyeguominquanshenzhangban！”
“laoshi，woshangcesuodeshihoubeitianhuabanshangdiaoxialaidecizhuanzale，xianzainaoziliyoudianyuxue！”
wofachulejianruibaomingsheng：“......jianchizhu！weishizheijiusongnimenquyiyuan！”
kenengshitiantianjianxuesongyi，wodeyunshibiandeyouxiedimi，zuihouzijizaiyiyuanliangyanyifanyunleguoqu，zaizhengkaiyanjing，jiukanjianleyigehenhuiqideren......
2、
wojiaoshenke，shiyigexinshoufudaoyuan。
ganggangkaishidulidaiban，wojiuzaoshoulelaizixianshideduda，kaishilezainannvqinshihegedayiyuanzhijianlaihuibenboderizi，zhengshi“chunfengdeyimatiji，yitouzaijinyingouli”。
youyumouxiezhongsuozhouzhidekouzhaoyuanyin，zheiyijiededayixinshengshentisuzhibushiyibandecha，shaoweipengyixiajiuliuxue，tuiyixiajiuyundao，ruobibingzhonglindaiyu，cuiguoshunzhiyuanweiji。
xueshenga，herenbanyedayouxideshihouduimapofang，dangchangqiyun，jingjianchashizaoqinaogengdezhengzhuang。
xueshengb，jianzhijiadeshihoubaleyigenrouci，jieguozhenggeshouzhizhongchengleluobudaxiao，wobatasongquyiyuanyikan，shibaixuezhengqianzhao。
xueshengc，zaisushelixiandewuliaokouduqiyan，jieguoganranle，tengdeshoubulequjiancha，yishengshuotadeduqiyanyijinghuaisi，bixuzhenggeqiechuzhihouzaianyigexinde。
......
gezhongqipadezhibingyuanyinjiaotishangyan，gezhonglieqideshifadidianpinfanchuxian，raoshiwojinglichongpei，yebeizheiquncuipidaxueshengzhetengdebuxing。
——zaizheiyangxiaqu，wojuedewoyeyaobiancuipilela！
ruguonenggouzhonglaiyicidehua，woyidinghuichuanyuedaoguoqu，fengkuangchoudazijidelianjia：“jiaonibuqiushangjin！jiaonibudubo！jiaonitantuanwenlaidangfudaoyuan！”
made，qianshaoshiduozerenzhong，piqingjiatiaopidaoshousuan，haishibushiyao**jijiuchesiji，zheibdaoyuansheiaidangsheidang。
benboyubangongshi、nannvqinshi、caochang、yiwushihegedaxiaowaiyiyuanzhijian，wozhongyuheyuhuabixiademourenwuchongfengongqing，lijielelaodongrenminzaimianduibugongmingyunshideyuanfen。
yushiwopaodaojiangbian，zuokanyoukan，quedinglesixiawurenzhihou，zhongyuyanyibixinyiheng，duizhetiankongdashengshuochuleneijubeizhongrenchuansongdetaici：
“laotianye！nixiaxba！”
“死我算了！！！”
......biewenwoweishenmeyaozhaogemeiyourendedifanghan，wenjiushiwohaiyaolian，zheigeshijieshanghaiyouwozaihuderen。
suiranshenghuohencaodan，gongzuohenjianku，danshirenzongshiyaohuoxiaqude。
wocandanyixiao，zaixinzhongmomojizijidianleyigenqifulazhu：
“jiayouluxiaokui，nikeyide。”
wodangshidejingshenzhuangtaifeichangbuhao，julilinghunchuqiaoyejiuzhiyouyibuzhiyao，guanchanenglihejingtixingquededaolekongqiandejiaqiang，shunzheshengyinwangguoqu，yiyanjiuzhuyidaoshijimizhiwaideshuyinxialuzhedeneishuangjiao。
天！旁边居然有人！
neiwogangcaifafengshuodeneixiezhaliedehua，qibushiyebeizheigerentingqule？
wodeqinmawodeye，wodewaziwodexie，zheizhonghuayeshinengbeipangrentingjiande？
“shisheizaineili！”wojianjiaoyisheng，jianzhixiangdangchangzhaohuanchuyigedongfeidaliegujibiededifengzuanjinqu。
ranerjiexialai，wojiuzaicigandaolehouhui——woyinggaimenshengbuxiangdizhijietaopao，erbushizhanzaiyuandishabulajididuozuiwenshuyindixiadeshishei。
zhijianshuyindixiadeneirenqingkelejisheng，ranhoubokaishuyezoulechulai：“keke，shiwo。”
“wobushiguyitoutingde，zhishiganghaochulaisanbu，zuozaizheili。”
“zhishixiangbudaonixianzaideyuanwang......juranzheimechaoqian。”
kanzheneizhangwoshuxidebunengzaishuxidelian，wodunganyanqianyihei。
——zheigeturanmaochulaideren，yanranshiwodeqiannanyou，qinsheng。
3、
mouhushangyouyigejingdianwenti：“renshengzhongzuigangadeshunjianshishenmeshihou？”
xiamiandehuidawuhuabamen：
“zhichuangfanleyongweishengjindianzhe，jieguodiertiandalanqiusaideshihoubuxiaoxindiaochulaile，quanchangderendouyongyizhongjianguidebiaoqingkanzhewo。”
“daixinlashi，zaicesuolihelaobanhuaihua，jieguozaixishoutaipangbianhelaobanpengmian，lianggerendouhenganga。”
“mimihuhudishangbanqu，zaidiantilikandaoyigeshuaiqidenansheng，juedetazhangdehenhaoqindeyangzi，jieguoyibuxiaoxinziyanziyubaxinlihuadangzherenjiademianshuochulaile。”
ruguoshiyigexiaoshizhiqiandewo，kanzheleisidetiezizhihuilengxiaozhezhiyitamendezhenshixing。danxianzaidewo，quezhixiangdakaibianjiyemianmomogentie：
“xieyao，benrenjintianshangbanshangdaobengkui，zhaolegemeirendedifangdahanranglaotianyexiax，neishasiwosuanle，hanwanniutoujiukanjianleqiannanyou。”
“zaijintianzhiqian，benrenderensheyizhishiwenjingshekongneixiangxiaonvhai。”
“xianzaijiushihuangkong，feichanghuangkong，henxianglikaizheigemeilideshijie。”
wotouyankanzheyanqianfengdupianpiandenanren，gongzuoyinian，qinshengsihaobujianpitai，zhishibiandegengjiachengshu，tajintianchuanleyijianheisedefengyi，peishangkaqisedeweijin，yijiaobeijiangfengchuideweiweiyangqi，xiandetazhenggerenshifentingba。