《被迷信男友圈禁后,我杀疯了》 小说介绍
zheibenbeimixinnanyouquanjinhou,woshafenglexiaoshuozhideyikan,xihuanzuozhelingyundadadebifeng,banannvzhuchangananmuhuaijinwusuobunengdejingcaijuelunzhanxianzaiduzheyanqian。zhuyaojiangdeshi“bieyiweinizheizhanglianzhengchenggenlaoniangyiyang,jiunengruhuaijingegedeyanle!jintianwofeiyaobanizheizhanglianhuile,kannihaiganbuganbairizuomeng!”……
《被迷信男友圈禁后,我杀疯了》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
男朋友十分迷信。
yinweisuanmingxianshengdesuishouyizhi,muhuaijinbianrendingwoshitadezhenmingtiannv。
tahaobuyouyudixuanzeaishangwo,bingduiwozhankailesiniandekuangrezhuiqiu。
kezhongjiu,wohaishimeinengdongxin。
houlaimuhuaijinyongwomadexingmingweixiewoliuzaitashenbian,shenzhijiangworuanjinzaisirenliaoyangyuan。
xiaohushitoutouhewoshuohua,bianbeitadiaozaitiantaizhengzhengyiye。
ketaruanyingjieshi,yijiuaierbude。
yushimuhuaijinnaoxiuchengnu,zhaolegeyuwoqifenxiangsidetishen。
tishenzhangzhetadechongaihengxingbadao,shenzhiweibeijinling,dairenchuangjinlewosuozaideliaoyangyuan。
“yiweizhengchengwodeyangzijiunengshangwei?jintianwojiurangnizhidaoxiangdangxiaosandedaijia!”
tayingshengshengbaixiawodemenya,youdangzhewodemiantiaoduanwomadejiaojin。
zuihou,taqinshouwanlewodexintourou,yaogongyibanpengdaomuhuaijinmianqian。
“huaijingege,zheigexinjinvzhengchengwodeyangzixianglaijiejinni,haihaobeiwofaxianle!”
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suanmingxianshengdesuishouyizhi,rangmuhuaijinzhuilewozhengzhengsinian。
zheisinianlai,tawushucidiyizhiqianjinzhiweibowoyixiao。
danhenqiguai,woshizhongduitahaowuxingqu。
zhidaoneitian,muhuaijinbanglewohuanyouaercihaimozhengdemama,meimingqiyueweitashiweilejiwomatigonggenghaodeyiliaoziyuan。
womingbaitadeyanxiazhiyi。
guoran,muhuaijinyinhuidiyongwomadexingmingweixiewoliuzaitashenbian。
shenzhi,tabawohewomaruanjinzailetongyijialiaoyangyuan。
zheitian,wozhengchuanzheyihufugangjiwomaqinzisongwanyao,jiutingdaodamenwaituranxuannaoleqilai。
“anan,womenzhendeyaojinquma?muzongbushishuoguo,zheilishijinqu,buyunxurenherenjinlaima?”
“jiushijinqucaiyaojinqukankan!buzheiyangzenmetuxianwozaitaxinzhongdeyuzhongbutong!”
“keshi,wotingshuoyiqianyourenzhishizailiaoyangyuanwaidashengchaonaoleyihui,jiubeimuzongduyalesangzi,wopa......”
“pashenme?bierenshibieren,danwokeshihuaijingegezuitengaide,wodelianbeishaihongletadouxintengdebudele,zenmeshedezeguaiwoni!”
nvrenaojiaodeshengyin,yanmeileshenpangyidaodaoquangaosheng。
tingzhetamenjijiangjinlaidedongjing,woxiayishicumei,xinzhongdunjuebumiao。
muhuaijinyouduofeng,wobisheidouqingchu。
zicongwobeiruanjinzaizheilizhihou,muhuaijinbianbazheifujinsheweilejinqu。
cengjingyourenbujingyizaimenwaichaonaoleyihuier,jiubeimuhuaijinduyalesangzi,rengdaoledajieshang。
qishizheiliyiqianshiyouxuduohugongde,zhidaoneici,youweixinlaidexiaohushizaisongfanshiduohewoshuoleyijuhua,bianbeitadiaozaitiantaishanglinlezhengzhengyiyebaoyu。
zaihoulai,zheijialiaoyangyuanlizaiyemeiyouchuxianguorenheren。
muhuaijinningyuanqinzilaijiwosongchide,qinzijiwomaweiyao,yebuyuanyirangchuletayiwaiderenherenyuwoduoduishiyiyan。
xiangxiangtafafengshidemeiyimu,worengxinyouyuji。
yushiwolianmangqishen,xiangqutixingneixierenganjinlikaizheili。
kegangkaimen,yizhangyuwoyoujifenxiangsidelianbianyingruyanlian。
yanqiandenvrenzaikandaowohou,lengleyishun,suihounubukee。
“nalilaidexinjinv?jurandandabaotianganzhengchengwodeyangzi,shibushixiangyicilaigouyinhuaijingege?”
meijiwokaikoudejihui,nvrenjingzhihenhenjilewoyibazhang。
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nvrendelidaohenda,wobeizheituruqilaideyibazhangshandeliangqiang。
“nihaizhenshihuitiaomobanzhengronga,jiannvren!”
“buguo,niyiweizhengchengwodeyangzijiunenggouyindaohuaijingegeshangwei?jintianwojiurangnizhidaozhidao,xiangdangxiaosandedaijia!”
wohuanglehuangtou,henkuaijiufanyingguolai,yanqianzheigeturanpaojinlaidawoderen,jiushichanganan。
shimuhuaijinzhaodaode,zuixiangwodetishen。
yinweimuhuaijinzichiqinggao,napabawoquanjinzaizheili,yeshizhongmeiyouduiwobawangyingshanggong。
zuiguojiede,bianshihezuihoupudaowodehuaili。
keyanjianwoshizhongtaobitadechupenghou,tajianjianyouxienaoxiuchengnu,kaishisichuxunzhaoyuwoxiangxiangzhiren。
woyouxieshengmuxinfanlan,juedechangananyebuguoshibeiliyongzhiren。
danwodeshengmuxinzhiweichileyimiao,yinweicikedechanganannurongmanmian,yijiudiediebuxiudizhoumazhe。
“nizheigegaiside**!zhidaohuaijingegeaiwobunengziba,jiuxiangjinbanfazhengchengwodeyangzi,xiangdangwodetishenqudaiwoshibushi?”
changanandetaiduyuelaiyuexiaozhangelie,dannianzaitabuzhishiqing,woqiangrenzhuxianghaishoudechongdong。
开始好言劝说:
“zheiyibazhangwobugennijijiaole,danzheilibushinimennenglaidedifang,chenzhemuhuaijinhaimeihuilai,nimenganjinlikaizheiliba。”
wozhidao,muhuaijinzhemorendeshouduanbushiyibandehenla。
kechanganantingdaowodehualengxiaoyisheng,fanergengbianbenjiali。
“huaijingegezuitengaidejiushiwo,tayoushenmedifangshiwobunenglaide?nizaizheilizhuangmozuoyangdeganwozou,bujiushipawodanwulenizheigexiaosanpachuangqiuhuandejihuama?”
shuowan,changananyonglichezhuwodetoufa,bawohenhenrengzaidishang。
youconghoubeinachuyibabishou,yangshouehenhendezaiwodelianshanghuangzhe。
“bieyiweinizheizhanglianzhengchenggenlaoniangyiyang,jiunengruhuaijingegedeyanle!jintianwofeiyaobanizheizhanglianhuile,kannihaiganbuganbairizuomeng!”
zaibishouluozaiwolianshangzhiqian,woxinyiheng,tushoujiezhulefenglidedaokou。
woshenxiyikouqi,lengshengdao,“nixianzailikai,huoxumuhuaijinhainengfangguoni。”
huayingangluo,changananjiazhonglelidao,suizhejutongdechansheng,wodeshouxinyijingzhankailexuesedesuihua。
changananjianzhuang,buxiedihengleyisheng。
“wohaopapaya,wogaosuni,wokeshihuaijingegexunzhaolehenjiudezhenmingtiannv,pingshiwodelianbeishaihongle,tadounengxintengdejitianshuibuzhejue,suoyi,nibuyaowangxiangyongtalaihehuwo。”
changanandailaidejigeguimiyechaofengzhefuhe:
“jiushi,sheibuzhidaomuzongduiananyijianzhongqinga,niyigexiangshangweidezhengrongnv,yepeitimuzongdemingzi?”
“anan,wokanzheijiannvrenjiushiguyizhengchengnideyangzitiaoxinde,zanmenjintianyidingyaoshousilezheizhongxiaosan!!”
“meicuo,kanyihouhaiyoumeiyouzheizhonglanghuoganlaigouyinmuzong!”
yanqiandezheixierengegemuguanghenla,yifutitianxingdaoshounaxiaosandeyangzi。
woshenseningzhong,yinchenzhekaikou:“nimenzuihaodiaochaqingchu,wojiujingshishei。”
xiayimiao,changananyijiaocaizaiwotuishang。
gaogenxiedexiejianzaiwodexigaichuyonglinianya。
“niyige**dezhengrongnv,yepeilangfeiwodeshijian?”
“nishisheia?buguojiushigeshangganzhetouhuaisongbaode**bale。”
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shuowan,tayanshenyihen,fenfutashenhoudejigeguimi。
“bazhei**delianjiwohuapole,wodaoyaokankan,meilezheizhangliantahaizenmetouhuaisongbao?”
wenyan,neijigenvrenlijichongguolaiduiwodelianlianshandaiqia。
woyibianpinmingzhengzhazheqishen,yibianlengshengdao:
“goule!woshimuhuaijindenvpengyou!”
tingdaowozheihua,tamenzhongyutingleshou。
changananyezhanzaiyibian,renzhendidingzhewo:
“nishuo,nishisheidenvpengyou?”
woyibenzhengjingdijieshi:“muhuaijin,nimenganjinlikaiba,tafafengqilaihenkepa...”
worenzhendijieshizhezheiyiqie,yiweichangananhuijiucishoushou。
kexiayimiao,tamenjihushizaitongyishundaxiaoleqilai。
“zheijiannvren,xiangshangweixiangfengleba?”
“jiushi,zhangzhezijizhengleyizhangxiangsidelian,jiuzaizheidaofantiangang,haishuowomenananshitadetishenhahahaha。”
“waijiesheibuzhidao,muzongzounadoudaizheananjie,niyigebuzhidaonalaidezhengrongnv,zaidabaitianjiukaishishuomenghuale?”
changananzeshigouzhechunjiao,luchubuxiedechaofeng:
“yuanyiweininengzhengchengwodemoyanggouyinhuaijingege,yinggaishiyoujifenshouduande,kemeixiangdaonizhishiyigewunaodechunhuo。”
“wogenhuaijingegezaiyiqizheimejiu,tayoumeiyounvpengyouwobisheidouqingchu。”
“woyaoxiaosile,nihaizhuangshanghuaijingegenvpengyoule?zenme?tazheimexihuanni,xihuandaojinwuzangjiaoa?”
shuowan,changananyouhengleyisheng,duizhetadejigeguimixialing:
“batazheizhanglianjiwohuile!”
henkuai,wodelianshangchuanlainongzhongdexuexingwei。
muhuaijinbawoquanjinzaizheili,bingbushijinwuzangjiao。
ershitaneibingtaidezhanyouyuzuosui,buyunxuwohebierenduoshuoyijuhua。
lianbuduiwaixuanbuwodeshenfen,yeshiyinweitabuyunxubierenduokanwoyiyan。
napajinjintaolunwo,tadoujuedeshiduiwodexiedu。
meixiangdao,zheixiejingchengletamenbuxinwoshenfendeliyou。
youchanganandechengyao,yanqianzheixienvrengengshiyibianrumawo,yibianjiazhongdawodelidao。
“**!kanniyihouhaiganbuganzuomeng?womenjintianyidingyaodaxingni!”
henkuai,chulelianbeihuashangzhiwai,wodequanshendoutonghongfatang,henduochujifugaogaozhongqi。
xianxueyijingshunzhezuijiaoliudaobojingchu,wozhongyuhaishihuangle,zaicinuhedao:
“wozhenshimuhuaijindenvpengyou,buxinnimendadianhuawenta!”
wenyan,changananmilemiyan,youyoukaikou:
“zheijiannvrenshizaitaichaole,wotingdetouteng,batadeyachibaleba。”
shuozhe,taxiemeiyixiao,taochuyigelaohuqian。
直接掰向我的门牙。
xuexingweishunjianmimanzaizhenggechunjian,juliedetengtongganjiangwofengkuanglongzhao。
yishijian,wodezhengzhangzuihongzhongdaosilieganbaopeng。
wotongkubukan,xiayishiyongshouquwuzui,keshuangshouquebeirensisienzhule。
piankegongfu,wodemenyajiubeishengshengbaiduanle。
wodesizhou,daochuliutangzhecongwoshenshanggechuliuxiadexinghong。
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changananjianwodemenyabeibaiduan,zhongyumanyidaxiao:
“hahaha,wokannizheilianyadoumeiyoudechouyangzi,yihouhaizenmegouyinnanren!”
tadejigeguimiyeshihahadaxiao,paishoujiaohao。
wosisidengzhetamen,hunshenzhandoudihandao:
“nimenhuihouhuide!yidinghuide!”
beimuhuaijinyiwomademingxiangweixieruanjinzaizheili,woshiquleziyou。
zhinengrifuyirideqinzizhaofuzhewoma。
kexianzai,wohaiyaochengshoutishendailaidezheibanzhemo。
woxinzhongduimuhuaijindebuman,shunjianhuanhuaweinongnongdechouhen。
kejiuzaizheishi,womaquecongbingfanglipaolechulai。
changanankandaotahou,gewaixingfen。
“yo,zheilijuranhaiyougelaotaipo,zenme?zheishinizheigezhengrongnvdeshangweiliaoji?”
kanzhechangananxixuedeyanshen,woshengpatahuiduiwomazuoshenme。
yushiwoyongjinquanshenliqi,nulicongdishangzhanqi,xiangyaohuzhewoma。
“hahahahahaizhenshinideliaojia!”
changananxiaodeyuelaiyuediankuangle,“aiya,wokanzheigelaotaipoxingdongyebutaifangbiana,neijiubatadejiaojintiaoduan,kantahainengbunengpaodaohuaijingegezheililai。”
shuowan,tajiuguiyidixiaozhenaqidao。
zheishi,qizhongyigedanxiaodeguimiyouxiehuangkongdikaikou:
“anan,zheibijingshimuzongdedipan,womenshanghaiwuguderenhuibuhuibutaiheshi?”
常安安毫不犹豫道:
“youshenmebuheshide?huaijingegetadejiajiushiwojia,wozaizijijiajiaoxunyigexiaosandeliaojieryi,sheiganshuowoyiju?”
“zaishuole,zheigesilaotaipoyikanjiushizheixiaosanzhaolaide,jiushiweileguyiranghuaijingegexinruan!”
qitajigeguimiyefenfenfuhe:
“jiushi,haishiananyimuleran!zaishuole,anankeshimuzongpengzaishouxinlidenvren,youshenmeshishitabunengzuode?”
“daoshihoumuzongzhihuixintengananjiaoxun**shouleile!”
beitamenzheimeyishuo,neigedanxiaodeguimiyezaiwugulvle,anxinkanhaoxi。
wobeitamenyazaishenxia,yankanzhechangananshouzhongdebishouliwomayuelaiyuejin。
wokongjuzhiji,zhongzhezuibamohudidajiaodao:
“wozhenshimuhuaijinnvpengyou!nimenzheimezuo,tajueduibuhuifangguonimende!”
raner,wodeweixiemeiqidaorenhezuoyong。
neibafenglidedaoxiangwuqingdejiqiyiban,zaiwoyanqianzhizhi**lewomadexiaotuili。
womadekuhanshengxiangchezhenggeliaoyangyuan,kewobeichanganandejigeguimisisienzhu。
我什么,都做不了。
woshenzhiyouxiehouhui,houhuimeiyouduimuhuaijinyantingjicong,cairangwomaxianruzheigejingdi。
yizhensixinliefeidejiaohanshengguohou,shiwomadetuijinbeitiaoduanle。
neibatiaoduanletatuijindedao,liandaizhewodelinghun,yiqibeilingchile。
woyanzhengzhengkanzhewomazaiwoyanqiantengdeyunjueguoqu。
shenshangdetengtongtongdaojizhi,keyijiudibuguoxinzhongdexinteng。
kewoquelianhantongdeliqidoumeiyoule。
wobeitamenyazaishenxia,xiangshiyitanlannitangzaixuebozhong,wangzhewomadefangxiangqixiyanyan。
kechangananyijiumeixiangfangguowo。
tashuangshouhuanxiongxinshangzhewolianshangdekuchu,jugaolinxiadao:“henxintongma?zheijiushinizheigezhengrongnvxiangdangxiaosandehouguo?”
“jiranzheimexintong,wojiushunbiansongnigeroutishangdexintongbahahahaha。”
shuozhe,tazaicijianqineibabishou,lenglengdao:
“bazheijiannvrenjiwoanhaole!wofeiyaokankantashibushihunshendouzheimezang!”
tingdaochangananzheimeshuo,neijigeguimishunjianjiazhonglidao。
wotanruanzaidishang,meiyousihaofankangdeliqi。
woxianghuhan,kemanzuishixue,zuibazhongdegenbenfabuchushengyin。
zhinengrenyouneibadaowanjinwodexintou。
muhuaijinjiangwojinguzaizhei,yicicididuiwoshuo,tashiweilebaohuwo。
kexianzai,woquebeilingchizaizheibadaoxia,shushouwuce。
wuzhuhejuewangshenshenlongzhaozhewo。
wowufachusheng,zhiyouyanleikuangliu。
muhuaijin,zheijiushinixiangyaodejieguoma?
changananyingshengshengcongwoxintouwanxialeyikuairou,woxueliubuzhi,tongdaojinhuxiuke。
yishimohuzhong,shichanganandejigeguimijilichuipengzhechanganan:“ananzhenshilihai,zheiciyihouzaiyemeirengantiaoxinle!”
“hahahahanimenkuaikanzheigezhengrongnv,yikaishihaizuiyingdezuomengni?xianzaini,zheigehunshenfachoudechouyangziyihoukongpazaiyegouyinbudaonanrenle。”
woxiayishiwangxiangtoudingbeimuhuaijinshishikekedingzhedejiankong,henyidadaoledingfeng。
changananbeikuadexiaorongmanmian,haizhendezuochuyifunvzhurendezuotai。
“haolehaole,ganjinbazheigezhengrongnvjiworengchuqu,liuzaizheilidouchoule!”
wodeshenzigangbeizhuaiqilai,jiutingdaoleshuxidecheweisheng。
jinjiezhe,shimuhuaijinlengdexiangcuilebingdeshengyin:
“nimen,zaizheilizuoshenme?”
被迷信男友圈禁后,我杀疯了