《被曝光后,和顶流假戏真做了》 小说介绍
zuozhe“junzijue”jingxinbianxiewanchengdeyanqinggushi,《beipuguanghou,hedingliujiaxizhenzuole》shizheibenshudemingzi,zheibuxinzuopinzuijinhuobaoshangxianle,gushiqingjieshengdongganren,zhurengong:tangqizhouyiqing,liangrenzhijiandeqingganjiugefeichangjingcai,xiaoshuojianjie:“hainengyoushenmewuhui!”wotanlekouqi,“jiunannvzhijianneidianshiqingbei。”“haihaoshigongsineibuchuande,yaoshichuandaowaimianqule,xiaoxiaozhenhuibawodaxiebakuai。……
《被曝光后,和顶流假戏真做了》 第一章 行为恶劣,品性堪忧 免费试读
diyizhangxingweielie,pinxingkanyou
ruzhidediqitian,wobeikaichule。
liyoushiwosaoraogongsidedingliuyige,xingweielie,pinxingkanyou。
zongjinglibahetongzhongzhongdepaizaiwoshenshang,“yigexiaoxiaodewaibaozhuli,meiyouzizhizhiming,laihamaxiangchitianerou,nibeikaichule!nixianzaimashangxiaoshi!”
wozhengyubianjie,dingliuyigezhouyiqingtuikaibangongshidemen,“tangqi,nideshenfenzhenghaizaiwozhei。”
bangongshidunshianjingruji,zhongrenshensegeyi。
zongjingligufeirandeliansezuiweinankan,neizhixiangwodeshou,fennudezhualezhua,buganxindeshouhui。
woxinliyouxiefamao,zheishiqinghaoxianggengluanle。
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buzhigaiconghechukaishibianjie,yushixuanzexianjieguoneishenfenzheng。
“亦卿!”
zongjinglizuizhongtunxialetaotiannuqi,yanzuikelesheng,“nizenmeturanlaigongsile,zuoxiaba。”
zhouyiqingjiujindezuozaiwopangbiandekongweishang,takanleyiyantouyingpingshangdezhaopian,“zheishishenme?”
“没什么!”
zongjinglimangjitazhuliyanse,shiyitaganjinchediaozheizhangzhaopian。
“tangqi,zenmebuzaoshuoniheyiqingshipengyouni,womenzheiyebuzhiyu......”
“bushishenmetebiedeshiqing,yebuxuyaoxuanyang!”zhouyiqingfulefubijiandeyanjingkuang,“gujie,huikaiwanlejiurangdajiaquchizaocanba。”
“dui,chizaocan,jintianyigeqingke,qingdajiachiyunjiyuntun,waimaisongguolaile,fangzaishenghuoqule,dinglehenduo,dajiadouyoufende。”gensuizhouyiqinglaidelizhulishifenjiling,jiandanjijuhua,dapolelengdaochenjidefenwei。
dagaishihaixianghezhouyiqingxuyue,gufeiranmeiduoshuoshenme,tayaoshoushiyihuiyijieshu,dajiaquchizaocan。
woqishenxiangsuizhezhongrenyiqilikai,lizhuliquehanzhulewo,“tangqi,womendezaocanzaiyigebangongshi。”
tahuayingangluo,woganjuezongjinglidelianseyounankanleyidian,haoxierenyehuitoukanxiangwo,lianshangzhenjingdeshenqingfangfochidaolejingtiandagua。
bijing,lizhulishizhouyiqingdetezhu,henduoshihou,tadexingwei,shizhouyiqingshiyide。
kewohelizhuli,zhenshibutaishu。
dangran,wohezhouyiqingyebutaishu。
shangzhouliu,sidangliuxiaoxiaotuowoqushengjingjiudianjiegeyiren。
woganglaishangzhouqu,haimeizufang,zaixiaoxiaoneicengzhu。
narenshouduan,woerhuameishuojiexialerenwu。
wodaoshi,baoxiangderenyijingsandechabuduole,zhouyiqingzhengkaozaishafashangxiuxi。
pabeiwurenweishisisheng,woteyinachuliaotianjiluzizhengshenfen,“zhouxiansheng,nihao,woshinijingjirenxiaoxiaodepengyoutangqi。”
“xiaoxiaoyoushiganbuguolai,wolaijieni。”
zhouyiqingjingtidedalianglewoyiyan,“shenfenzheng。”
woyiweitashiheduixingming,meiduoyouyujiubashenfenzhengdiguoqu。
sheiliaodaotazhijiekouxialewodeshenfenzheng,“daoshihouzaihaini。”
yuguangmiaoletayiyan,zenmekanqilaibaijingdexiaoxianroujingtixingzheimeqiangni?
buguo,wodigulejiesongxiaoxianroudemafan!
gangsongtadaojialouxia,tajiutule,tudeyitahutu。
“qiqi,yigedeweibuhao,meicihewanjiudoutu,tuledouweitong,nibangwojitaaodianxiaomizhouba。”
“不能点外卖吗?”
“不能!”
dianhualixiaoxiaoheshencedezhouyiqingtongshifouding。
“qiqi,bangrenbangdaodi,zhuzhouhenkuaide,yigemingzaohaiyaopaishangwu,xuyaoyangjingxuruide,bangwozhaoguhaota,kanhaonie。”liuxiaoxiaokuaisudeenduanledianhua。
wojuedexiaoxiaodefangzideduocengzhujitiancaixing。
dingliudagaishizhenele,jingjuedewoaodezhoubieyouyifanfengwei,dangjiyaopinwodang“baomu”,zhuanzhizuofan。
dingliuchushoudafang,tianjiangcaifu,wojiexialezhei**。
chulaidapinduonian,wozuishanzhangdejiushizuofanchaocaile。
cengjingyouduanshijian,wolianwaimaiyedianbuqi,zhinengqucaishichanghedamaqiangcaizijidongshouzuo。
neijinianxialai,qianmeicundao,chuyizhangjinbushao。
dingliudezuihentiao,liejudejinjicaipinbitayanguodejiaoseminghaiduo。
tingshuodingliuzuitaoyanbierenkaojin,yezuitaoyanpanjiaoqing。
tashangyigegenzuzhulibeicituijiushinalemingxinpianzhaotaqianming。
woshiqudehetabaochijuli,zuohaodefancaidoushirangxiaoxiaoshundaiguoqu。
congneicihou,wojiumeijianguota。
gangtouyingpingshangzhanshidewozhanzaidingliubieshumenkoupaimenpaihaodezhaopian,neigengshiwumie!
wobushigenzongkuang,gengbushisishengfan!yebingfeijuxinpoce。
wodangshipaimenpaihao,jiuxiangzhefangbianhouxusongcaneryi。
meicengxiang,jingranbeirenpaile。
真是好大一口黑锅。
这锅我肯定不背!
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zheijianshiqingpoqiedexuyaojieshiyixia。
“zongjingli,wo......”
zongjinglidaduanlewodejieshi,“tangqi,gangdeshiqing,jiuguoqule,jishiwulong,jiuzuobale。”
congdabangongshizoudaozhouyiqingbangongshi,buguojifenzhongdeshijian,kezaizheijifenzhong,bagualiaotianqunyijingzhale。
各种猜测纷至沓来。
“tangqizhenheyigezaiyiqile?tangqishicaileshenmegoushiyun!duoshaodingliunvyiren,yigedoukanbushang。”
“shenfenzhengdoufangzaiduifangzheili,zheikendingshitanle,zhibudingdouzhuyiqile。”
“yigehenshaolaigongside,zheiciyemeishagongzuoanpai,turanguolai,kendingshilaiweihutangqide。”
“yigeyiqiankemeihuguosheini,zheicidangzhongchumianweihuta,neikendingshizaitanle,gujihaitanlehenjiu。”
“tamenzangdekegoushende,liangrenshashihouzaiyiqide?yidianfengshengdoumeiyou,jinzaodetupianhaiyiweigouzhaliele,meixiangdaoxianzaizhenxianggengzhalie。”
“kebushi,zhenmeixiangdao,yigexihuantangqizheizhongkuanshide。”
yourenchuncuikanrenao,yejiuyourendairuganqiangfenfenbuping,“shenmexihuan,kendingshitangqishuashouduanle,yigexianzaideshenjia,yaoshenmedenvrenmeiyou,huikanshangtangqi?”
guqingqingyimaopao,jiushiyifu“zhengyirenshi”dezuopai,pingshiyutayaohaodejigeren,yefenfenfabiaoxiangfa,“jiushi,tangqijiuyigewaibaozhuli,lianzhengshigongdoubushi,yigezenmekenengkanshangta,tazhangdeyoubupiaoliang。”
“buzhidaotazenmegoudashangde。”
“yaobushuotayoubenshini,doumeishenmejihuiheyigejiechu,dounenggoushang,kendingshishouduanduo,yaobujiushihuayangduo,hongrenkaixin。”
“tangqi,rentingpiaoliangde,nimenzheiyangshuo,butaihaoba。”
“youshabuhaode,zheishishihua,taganzuo,haipabierenshuoma?”guqingqingshuowan,haifaleyigeexindebiaoqingbao。
“jiushi,tadouganzuole,womenhaibuganzuo?”
“zaishuo,tayigewaibaode,youbuzaiwomenzheiqunli,pasha?jiushuota。”
womeichusheng,momodekanzhedanchulaideyitiaotiaoneirong。
zheiqun,shixiaoxiaotuijianjiwode,rangwohedajiasixiaduojiaoliu,shuxile,yihougongzuoqilaiyefangbian。
wodangshishiyongxiaohaojinqunde,wangjigaibeizhu,youmeizaiqunlishuoguohua,tamenhaibuzhidaowozaiqunli。
buguo,napazhidao,guqingqingzhipayebuhuishoulianbanfen。
guqingqingshigufeirandebiaomei,pingjiezheicengguanxi,zaigongsilishirenxingmanhengdehen。
pingsuhetagongzuobingwujiaojidewo,doubeitaweinanleliangci。
那更别提其他人了。
guqingqingeyizheimeshen,zaimeirentiwoshuohuale,dajiadoushunzhetadehua,jixugezhongyinyangguaiqi。
wojuedezheibangren,zhenshixiangxianglifengfu,duanduanshijian,dounengshengchuzheimeduocaice,ketailihaile。
zuilihaidehaishidingliu,taruowuqishidechizhezaocan。
bukuishinengdangdingliuderen,xintaiganggangde,yidianeryebudanxin。
“tangqi,zuotiandeqincaichaoniuroubucuo,jintianzhongwuzaizuozheigecaiba,duojiadianlajiao。”
“kongpameijihuijinizuocaile。”
wokunaodetanshou,“jintianzhengzheiyichu,naochuwuhui,xiaoxiaohuilaikendingyaokanlewo。”
zhouyiqingbujie,“shenmewuhui”
“hainengyoushenmewuhui!”wotanlekouqi,“jiunannvzhijianneidianshiqingbei。”
“haihaoshigongsineibuchuande,yaoshichuandaowaimianqule,xiaoxiaozhenhuibawodaxiebakuai。”
zhouyiqingbuxiangxindexiaolexia,“youzheimelipu?tamenzenmexiangde?”
wonazhidaozheiwuhuihuibianchengzheiyangzi,wobaliaotianjiludijita,“nikankanba,tamenchuandeyaoyan。”
“dengxiaoxiaohuilaile,yigeniyaobangwoshuohua,woshenmeyemeizuo。”
wonaganhuohuoxiaoxiaozaipeiduoniandehongtoubanbiantiandedingliuni,zheibushizixunsiluma?
dengxiaoxiaohuilaile,woyidingyaojieshiqingchu。
xiaoxiaoshibangexiaoshihoudaogongside,wohaimeikaikoujieshini,tajiushuoxiangxinwo。
真是我的好死党。
“qiqi,yigeyanguanghengaode,ninengrangtaruyande,gujiyejiushineidianchuyieryi!”
woganjuexiaoxiaodezuiyetingdude。
这是个无情的世界!
“qiqi,biekuzhelianle,nidegongzuobaozhule。”
“什么?”
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liuxiaoxiaopaizhewojianbang,xiaozhedao,“laidelushang,wohegujieshuole,nihefushengrenlidehetongjieyue,yihoujiuqiandaoyigedetuandui,dangtadezhuli,zhuanmenfuzeyigedeyinshi。”
“啊?”
liuxiaoxiao,“zenme,zaiyiqingtuanduiweiqule?”
“bushi,nei......”
neiwo,qibushiyaoririzhaogutadeyirisancanle?
zheiwuhuibushiyuelaiyueshen?
zhouyiqingsihukanchuwodegulv,dahuadao,“yaoyanbuyongguande,zheiquanzizuibuquedejiushibaguahuati。”
“jiushi,qiqi,benlaiwojiuxiangrangniqiande,ganghaochenzheigejihuiba。”
“buguo,nikeyaoyouqiangdadexinlisuzhile,xiangjintianzheiyangdewuwangzhizaibuhuishidiyici,gengbuhuishiweiyideyici。”
“meishi,xiaoxiao,gongzidaowei,woshakubunengchi。”
zhouyiqingbishideyanshenkanzhewo,fangfozaikanyigetanlandeqionggui。
“财迷!”
“shangbeizishiqiongsidema?”
wobaoquanxiaozhe,“yige,shangbeiziwobuzhidaoshibushiqiongside,danzheibeizimeiqianshizhenhuisi!”
hekuang,dangtazheizhongsuishidounengbeiheidaotiwuwanfude“zuofan”zhuli。
meisuoyaojingshensunshifei,woyijingshihendafangle。
buzhidaotamendaodihegufeiranshuoleshenme,gufeiranmeizhaowomafan,zhishirangzhulijilewoyifenxindegongzuohetong。
woyemeijijiaozhiqiandeshiqing,kuaisudeqianlehetong。
woxuyaoqian,henxuyao,zhouyiqingjidegongzigougao,rangrenwufajujue。
buguo,zhouyiqingqueshizuihentiao,caizhongfule、qingcailaolexie、roupianqiehouledian,tadouyaoxianqiyifan。
ketongzudezhuli,sihukanbujiantadezheixietiaoti,fanerjuedewojianletiandabianyi,zhenshiduidingliudelvjingtaizhongle。
“tangqi,bailuobuzheizhouchuxiansancile。”
zhouyiqingchuozhefanhedecai,biaoshibuman。
“yige,zheibailuobusuiranchuxiansanci,kesancidezuofadoubuyiyangde,kouganbuyiyang。”
wodishangyibeikafei,xiaozhejieshi。
“neiyebuxing,tonggecai,yizhoubunengchuxiansanci。”
“行,我记得了。”
“haiyou......”
zhouyiqingzhanleqilai,“wancan,chiyu,xinxianyu。”
“yige,zheikongpawufashixian,womenzaishanlipaixi,xianzaijuzudecunhuomeiyu,qujishishangmai,shijianlaibuji。”
我继续微笑解释。
zhouyiqingzhuanlezhuanyanzhu,“shanliyouhe,qudiaoyu,paishejieshujiuqu。”
我......
周亦卿真是事儿多。
可我是真不会钓鱼。
ershifenzhongguoqule,wolianyumiaodoumeikanjian。
“tangqi,yizhihuangdongyugan,huiyouyushanggouma?”
womolemobizi,yanshiganga,“womeijingyan。”
我特么就没钓过鱼。
erqie,woyanzhonghuaiyizheihelimeiyouyu。
“wolai,dengnidiaoyu,pashiyaotianhei。”
zhouyiqingjieguoyugan,kaishizijidiaoyu。
duizhouyiqingzheizhong“zishiqili”dexingwei,wobiaoxianchujidadeqingpeiyuzanshang,yizhizaipangbianchuipeng,babishengsuoxuedehaocihaoyudouyongshangle。
“tangqi,nizheizugoupengchangde。”
lizhuliqiaoqiaoduiwoshulelianggedamuzhi。
woyejuedezijipaimapidegongfu,gengshangyicengloule。
dingliuxingzhibobodelaidiaoyu,wokebudepengzhe,burantayoutiaotiwodecai。
shishizhengming,paicaihongpishiyouyongde。
dingliuxinqinghenhao,taqinzidongshoukaoyu,haidafangdefenjiwohelizhulichi。
gaishuobushuo,dingliuyoudianzidongxi,bujinhuidiaoyu,kaodeyuhaibucuo,jiaoxiangxianmei,weidaokekou。
“haochiba!”dingliuaojiaodetiaotiaomei。
“haochi!”woshuangshoudianzan。
zhouyiqing,“dengzheigexijieshule,huijiajinizuodunganxiangcai!”
huidaochangdipaixi,xianxiashi,woqiaoqiaowenlizhulitadechuyinalilaide。
zhouyiqingxipineniroude,yikanjiushishishibeirenzhaogu,shizhibuzhanyangchunshui。
“yige,duiliaoliganxingqu,yuanbenshixiangdanggeliaolijia。”
“chengweiyiren,shiyiwai,gangchudaoshi,yigedoushizijizuofande,shihoumianchengmingle,taimangle,caimeizhengfancaile。”
woelesheng,nanguaizuizheimetiaoni,yuanlaishiduiliaoliqingyouduzhong。
jingtouqian,zhouyiqingyishenguzhuang,nazhejian,yurenduizhan。
tadedongzuoxingyunliushui,biaoqing,tiehedaowei。
tadeyanji,zhenxinbucuo,fangfoshitianshengdeyanyuan。
zhishizheiyangderen,mengxiangshidangliaolijia?
chengweiyirenzhiqiandezhouyiqing,daodishigeshenmeyangderen。
wohenkuaijiushoushiqilehaoqixin,yinweizhouyiqingnazhejubenchaowozoulai。
zhouyiqingbayifenhouhoudejubensaiwoshouli,“tangqi,nixiandezaizheierliaotian,burubangwoduitaici。”
duitaici??zheibushilizhulidehuoerma?
wopiantoukanxianglizhuli,lizhuliqishenyiliuyandepaokai,“jijuzudingleyinliao,woqubanyinliao。”
我......
wokanlekanjuben,zhiyan“wobuhui。”
“buhuikeyixue,tangqi,zheiyeshinidegongzuo。”
“hetongmeiyouzheiyixiangba?”
 
                 被曝光后,和顶流假戏真做了
                                被曝光后,和顶流假戏真做了