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diandiantou:“ng,nizheijianyibucuo。”tataiqitou,jingtidikanzhewo:“nishishei?
”“woshixinlaidetishen。”wozhualezhuahounaoshao。
xitongtishiyinxiangqi:【chucijiechushenqingyaorenwuyiwancheng,huodechujiqixuedan×1,caifu5000w,
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jiudaizheyishujudademeiguihuachuxianzaipianchang。tabahuadiguoqu,yuqiqingtiao:“qingyao,
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**linwanrouzaiyipangshanfengdianhuo:“aiya,linchuangezhenshitaiyouxinle,
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”zheihuaranglinwanrouyouxieganga,dantahenkuaiyoucoudaogulinchuanerbiandigulejiju。
womiqiyanjing——zheiliangrenzhijiankendingyouwenti。guoran,meiduojiu,
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”woloujinleshenqingyaodejianbang,“woshiqingyaodenanpengyou。”gulinchuandebiaoqingshunjianbiandetieqing,
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yuqiqiangying:“gushao,zheimeweinanwonvpengyoubuhaoba?haiyoubiezheimeshuowo,niyechabuduo。
zhubizichacongzhuangshenmexianga?”tadingzhewokanlejimiao,zuizhonglenghengyisheng,zhuanshenlikai。shihou,
shenqingyaosongkailewodegebo,yanshenfuzadikanzhewo。wonaonaotoushuodao:“wozhishixiangbaohuni,
juebuhuixiangmouxierenneiyangqiangponi。”talengleyixia,sihumeixiangdaowohuizheimezhibai。piankehou,
taqingqingdianlediantou:“jintianxiexieni。
”erbianxiangqixitongtishiyin:【shenqingyaohaogandu+15】【wanchengdiyijieduanrenwu,
huodejiangli:yulequandingjirenmai×1】woxinliyixi,kanlaizhenhaishiyoumeilidema,heihei。
7shiqinghaimeiwan。gulinchuangangzou,juzujiuzhaleguo。yimingzhongyaoyanyuanturanbayan,
zhenggepaishejihuaxianrutingzhi。daoyanjidemantoudahan,zhouweirenyilunfenfen:pianchoumeitanlong?jubenyouwenti?
shenqingyaozhanzaiyipang,meitoujinsuo。womiqiyanjing——jihuilaile。“daoyan。”wozhijiezoushangqian,
“rangwoshishiba。”daoyanlengleyixia:“ni?nixingma?”youyujimiaohou,tadiantoule。wohuanshangxifu,
shuxitaici,zhijieshangchang。zheichangshihaomenshaoyehenvzhujiaodeduishouxi。zhandaojingtouqian,yanshenyileng,
zhenggerenqizhibianle。woxianzaijiushihuangdi——buduishihaomenshaoye。
woyuqibadaoyoudaizhejifenwanwei:“niyiweininengtaodediao?wogujiadechanyebianbuquanguo,
niduodaonalidoumeiyong。”shenqingyaolengleyixia,xunsuruxi,lenglenghuiji:“niyiweiwohuipani?
womengyaocongbukaorenherenhuozhe。”daoyanzaijianshiqihoukandemudengkoudai:“hao!zheitiaoguole!”paiwanhou,
shenqingyaokanzhewo:“meixiangdaoniyandetinghao。”“yiqianxueguoyidian。”wosuikouchehuang,
“ganghaopaishangleyongchang。”linwanrouyoutiaochulaiyinyangguaiqi:“qingyao,
tayiqiankeshihuannvyoubihuanyifuhaiqindezhananfuerdaia,yanzheigebushitanashoudema?。
”wozhijiedaduanta:“linwanrou,nishixiandehuanghaishizuiyang?”talengzhu,xianranmeixiangdaowohuizhengmiangang。
wojixupen,“nishizhuanmendatinglanshidezhuanjia,haishijuedebiangushinengrangnixiandegengyouqu?
”talianseyizhenqingyizhenbai,huiliuliudizoule。shenqingyaozaiyipangrenbuzhuxiaochusheng:“peijinyu,
nihaitinghuiduirendema,danshiwanroushiwoguimi,nizheiyangbuhaoba。”wosongjian:“duifuzheizhongren,
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songlibuduan,dandoubeiwozheigenanpengyoutitajujue。yicipaishejieshuhou,
tazhudongzhaowotanhua:“peijinyu……nidaodiyoushenmemude?”woxiaolexiao:“kewoxihuannia。
”talengleyixia,lianweiweifanhong,dishengshuo:“sheizhidaonishuodeshibushizhende。”woyiting,zhenyouxile!
8suiranwozhidaolinwanroubuhuifangguowo,danshitadeyaoyanbiyuxiangzhonglaidegengkuai。diertianyizao,
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kanqilaixiangzaiyuehui。shenqingyaozhanzaijiaoluokanshouji,lianseyinqingbuding。xitonggaosuwoshilinwanrougande。
xinliyijingbataquanjiawenhoulegebian。xitongtishixiangqi:【jinggao!
】【haogandubaodiezhi-5】wogangadeduizheshenqingyaoshuo:”nitingwojieshihaobuhao”danshitazhuanshenjiuzou。
baobaoxinlikua,wozhidaotaxianzaitingbujinqu。woxianzainengzuode,zhiyoukaoxingdongdadongta。zhongwuxiuxishi,
wohuiqiaoqiaodatingtaaichidecai,mailaifangzaitazhuoshang,buliumingzi。wanshangshougonghou,wohuizhudongsongtahuijia,
napatazhuzaichengshidelingyitou。paixishibangtadangfanguang、dishui、bandaoju,yijuhuabuduoshuo,quankaoxingdong。
yicipaishejieshuhou,taleidezuozaiyizishangroujianbang。woerhuabushuozouguoqu,tita**jianjing。
tameijujue,zhishiqingshengshuoleju:“xiexie。”woxinliyixi,zhidaozijidenulikaishiqizuoyongle。
danshilinwanrouzheigesilvchahaibusixin,jixugaoxiaodongzuo。anpaiyigenvyanyuanguyikaojinwo,
xiaozhedishui:“peige,xinkule。”wojieguoshui,zhijiedijipangbiandegongzuorenyuan。
ranhouzhuanshenzoudaoshenqingyaoshenbian,dishengwen:“niyaohema?wojinina。”takanlewoyiyan,
zuijiaoweiweiyangqi:“buyongle,xiexie。”danshijitianhou,
erbianxiangqixitongtishiyin:【youyuhaoganducengdiezhifushu,
chufayangxiaozhangdedianji**】wozhengzaishenqingyaodaxihailaibujifanying,yigudianliushunjiancongjizhuicuanshanglai。
zhenggerenxiangbeileipileyiyang,dangchangchouchu!zhouweirenhehuailelianlianwenwofashengshenmeshile,yaobuyaojin。
shenqingyaoyepaoleguolai,lianshangdaizhejifendanyou:“nihaihaoma?”woyaoyachengzhu,mianqiangyixiao:“meishi,
kenengshizuowanmeishuihao,dixuetang。”tazhoumei,butaixin,danhaishidijiwoyipingshui:“hedianshui,
xiuxiyixiaba。”woxinlianma:gouxitong,xuanzheizhongshihoudianwo?jitianhou,tadeqingxuhuanhelexie。
wochenjidijitayibeireyin,dishengshuo:“qingyao,nengliaoliaoma?”tayouyuleyixia,diantou。
womenzoudaopianchangwaideyichuanjingjiaoluo。woyuqizhencheng:“wozhidaonixianzaiduiwohaiyouwuhui。meicuo,
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】“yong!”wojuranbazheigejiwangle。xiayimiao,
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qi:【shenqingyaohaogandu+10】【chufatiangouxitongjiangli:jineng“dongcharenxin”】youhuodejianglile。
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