霸王花一出门，全村人都瑟瑟发抖
《霸王花一出门，全村人都瑟瑟发抖》 小说介绍
《bawanghuayichumen，quancunrendousesefadou》shizuoshouyizhijiyoushouyizhimaochuangzuodeyibulingrenzhemideyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaojinjiaojiaojinyinhuajinglilezhongzhongkunjinghekaoyan，tongguojianchiheyongqizhaodaoleneixindeliliang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqizhenshiganrendeqingganmiaoxiehelingrenjingtandexiangxianglierwenming。“suoyia，biedanxinnimahenipopobeirenqifule，nizheixiaowawaa，haishixiaohaizini，yeguanbulewomenda……。
《霸王花一出门，全村人都瑟瑟发抖》 第3章 免费试读
“ganggangneigerenshizaiqifupopohemamama？”yihuiqu，jiaojiaojiutaitouwenpopo。
“popo”qishijiushijiaojiaodewaipo，danshiyinweijiaojiaodeqinbashishangmennvxu，jiaojiaogenjinyinhuazheibianxing，suoyilaotaitaizheigewaipoqishijiuxiangdangyunainaidediwei。
danshijiaojiaohailingwaiyouzhenzhengdenainai，suiranzheixienianyinweijuliyuan、jiaotongbubian，jiashangtabaqulezhihouliangbiangengshilaiwangbuzenmemiqie。
jiao“waipo”taishengshu，yushigancuijiurangjiaojiaojiaolaotaitaizuo“popo”le。
老太太笑了。
taiyangdixia，laotaitaiyinsedetoufabeiyangguangzhaozhe，fachuminganjiaocuodejinguang。
kanpopobushuohua，jiaojiaoyizishendejinglicaice：“genqitaxiaohaiziqifujiaojiaomeiyoubabaneiyangqifunihemamama？yinweiwomenjiameiyounanren，popomeiyougonggong，mamameiyoubaba。”
zhiqianneijuhualaotaitaimeijuedeshenme，yinweimeiyoushenmerenganqifudaotamenmunvmianqian，bierendeyixiexianyansuiyutamenyeguanbudao。
jieguotingdaohoumianyourenqifutadejiaojiao，hailanxingandepaodiantamianqianshuoneixiehua，haishineizhongchuorenxinwodehua，laotaitaiquantoujiuyingqilaile。
laotaitaifuyaomanmandunxia，pingshijiaojiao，“sheigenwomenjiaojiaoshuozheixieluanqibazaodehuale？haiqifunile，shenmeshihoudeshi，zhiqianzenmemeigenwomenshuoni？xianzaigenpoposhuo，popojiaoshangmamayiqi，womenqudaneixieren！”
jiaojiaozhazhemengdongdeyanjing，zheigehaizibuxiaodeshihoujiurongyirerenxinteng，cishilaotaitaijiuhenbudelikequbaneixiehuyanluanyuzuibachouderendasi。
suirantazhidaohaizixiao，huoxudoubudongzheixiehuashishenmeyisi。
danshitayouzhidao，conglaidoubuyaoyinweihaizixiaojiubuzaiyitamendeganshou，yinweitamensuirannianjixiao，danqishishenmedoudong。
laotaitaicikejiuxintengjile，yetonghenjile。
beipopokanzhe，jiaojiaomanmandixiatou，shengyinruoruode，“henduorendouzheiyangshuo……jiaojiaobenlaijiumeiyoubaba，bu、busuanqifu。”
laotaitaishizairenbuzhule，xintengdiyibabarenloujinhuaili，jiangyingquewennuandeshouzhangqingpaizhejiaojiaodebei。
“wodeguaiguaia，nizenmezheimeshani，tamenzheiyangjiushiqifuni。neixierenjiushibuanhaoxin，womennalijiushitamenjiangdeneiyangle，bierenjiushiyanhongwomenjiariziguodehaocaineiyangshuo！”
tadejiaojiaodongshia，taruhebuzhidaoneixierenshiqifutani？zhishitingdaotazheimeshengqi，cailinshigaikoushuobushiqifubale。
tadejiaojiaoa，zenmejiuneimeruanxinchang，zenmejiurangrenneimexintenga！
“nikanwomenjiasuiranmeiyouyigenanren，danshiwomenzaichengliyouyigefangzi，nimahaiyougongzuo，popohainengzaijialimaidoufu……nizaikanqitaneixiejialiyoujigenanrende，youwomenjiaguodehaoma？”
jiaojiaosuirannianjixiao，danshiyenengcongdajiapingshichidedongxiheyijidarenmenpingshishuodeyixiehuapanduanchulaiyixieshiqing。
tazuanjinxiaoquantou，diantou，“ng，meiyouwomenjiadehao。”
laotaitaimomotadenaodai，xiaodecixiangyouheai，“duige，xiahuihaiyourengennishuozheixie，nijiuwentamenjiayouneimeduonande，riziyoumeiyouwomenjiaguodehao……”
shuodaozheilaotaitaiyougaikou：“suanle，nihaixiaoni，daoshihouzaitingdaozheixiejiuhuijialaigenwohenimashuo，womenbangniqujiaoxunneixiezuichouderen，zheixiedoushidarencainengchulidewenti。”
jiaojiaominleminzui，qianqiandixiaoqilai。
laotaitaiyexiao，tazhenggerenyeruanhelexialai，zhuanguoshenzuozaimenjianshang，bajiaojiaobaozaihuaili，shentaichenjingdiduitahuanhuandaolai：
“womenjiameiyougonggonghebaba，shiyinweigonggonghebabashengbingle，tamenyexiangyizhipeizhejiaojiaozhangdaa，danshimeibanfa……buguoyemeiguanxideshibushi？
nicongxiaoshihouyizhishuidaoxianzaidexiaochuangshinigonggongjinizuode，zhidaoyounizhihou，tazhengzhengzuoleyiniancaihaoni，zhidaowomenjiaojiaoshigexiaoguniang，houmianhaizhongxinjikeshanglexiaohuaxiaocaoxiaomaoxiaogou，meiwannishuijuezhiqiandouyaohetamenshuohuade。”
jiaojiaoyouxiaoqilai，yonglididiantou：“ng！”
laotaitaiyegenzhexiao，“haiyounibaba，ai……”
tamianchaozhetiankong，xianrulehuiyi。
“……tashiliusuineinianjiulaiwomenjiale，nibayuanbendejianeibianqiong，tashangmianyouyigedage，tapaidier，houmianhaiyouyilianchuandedidimeimei，jialichibubaofan，neiniannigonggonghewoyijingfangchuxiaoxi，yaozhaoshangmennvxu。
niyeourantingqinqizhidaolezheigexiaoxi，jiudaizhenibalianyepalejizuodashanguolai，zhihounibajiuzaiwomenjiale。
woqiaoqiaogennishuo，nibagennimakebuyiyang，nibamoyangjunzheni！buguojiushitebiedeshou，laideshihouyifudoushilande，womendouqiaojianlelimiandegutou……wohenigonggongkantaneigeyang，danxintameiyouliqiganhuo，pashiyangbuhuonimaheyihoudehaizi。
buguotasuiranshou，danshigeergao，zuzuyouyimiqi！jiashangyangmaoyeshishaoyoudejunlang，nimayiyanjiukanzhongle，ranhoutamenjiehun，guoleliangsannianjiuyouleni。”
shuodaozhei，laotaitaijiaoaoyouzai，yinweizheigeniandaipubianchibubao，yingyangbuzu。zaiyiqunnvrenpubianyimisiji，nanrenpubianyimiwujizhong，zheiyimiqikebujiuxiandeshifenchutiaole！
erqieneiyangmaozhenshishilibacundouzhaobuchudejunlanghousheng，yaotashuo，bitayiqianjianguodeneixiexiaxianglaidezhiqinghaiyaojun！yaoburanjiuyitaguinvneimoyang，zenmehuishengchuzheimepiaoliangdejiaojiao？
laotaitaipiezuixianqilejimiaozijinei“wudasancu”deguinv。
jiaojiaowuzhezui“gegege”xiaochulai。
“zhidaonimayouleni，neiduanshijiannibagaoxingdetiantianxiao，neishihoutashentijiubudahaole，haixianghuitajiayitangdaiyixiejunguzhileideshanchanpinhuilaijinimachi，shuoshitingtamashuoneixiedoushibutaidehaodongxi……
tamenneigedashanli，haodongxibujiushineixie？womensihuolanzhecaimeiqucheng，jiushizhei，tayizhidaohoumiandouzaikuijiu，juedezijishentibuhao，duibuqinimaheni。”
laotaitaiweiweixiao，“jiushinibameiyounigonggongyoufuqi，nigonggongzhishaohaikandaonichushengle，nibajiubushile，nihaizainimaduzili，cailiugeyue，nibajiufeilaoqule……”
“ai，zhenshilianggemeiyoufuqidenanren。”
tahezijinvermingku，nanrendouzaozaoqule，dantamenyeshishebudetamendeba，yaoburanyebuhuijitamenliuxialaizheimeguaizheimedongshidejiaojiaole。
shuowanzheixie，laotaitaidingzhejiaojiaokan，huranshixiao，“ai，popozenmejiubuzhibujuegenwomenjiaojiaojiushuoleneimeduoyo！buguoshuojiushuoleba，jiaojiaojidebiequnimamianqiantiqia，yaoburannimayizhundeku！”
jiaojiaohurantaishou，“poponiyebuyaoku，gonggonghebababuzaile，danshihaiyoujiaojiaozai，jiaojiaoyongyuandoubuzou。”
“ai、ai！jiaojiaoguai！”laotaitaituikaijiaojiaodeshou，yongzijidexiuzisuibianmolemo。
“zanjiaojiaoshuodedui，jiaojiaocaibuhuigennibahenigongneiyangzouni，suoyiyihouwohenimarangniduochuandianyifuyebuxuqiaoqiaotuoxialailezhibuzhidao？yaoburanshoulianglehuishengbingde，shengbingduokepaa。”
caizhidaole“shengbing”huilikaipopohemamazheijianshi，jiaojiaohenzhongshi，suoyishifenzhengzhongdechengnuo：“wobuhuishengbingde。”
laotaitaidunshikuxiaobude，“hao，bushengbing。”
taqianzhejiaojiaodexiaoshouzhanqilai，yudiaoyouyoude，xiangshizaichangyiquyaolanqu，“gangcaipopogennishuoneixie，kenengniyebujidele，qishipopojiushixianggennishuo，nisuiranmeiyougonggonghebabale，dantamenhaizaideshihoujiuhenxihuanni。
dangranxianzaiyehaishihenxihuan，yaoburanwomenjiaojiaodoujianjiankangkangdeconglaibushengbingbushima？zheixiedoushiyinweiyounibabahegonggongzaitianshangbaoyouni。
yihouhaiyousheizainatamenbuzaideshilaiqifuni，niyebiedalitamen，yinweitamenmeiyouzheimexihuantamendebabahegonggong，tamenjiushijiduwomenjiaojiaoni。
haole，womenxianjinquchifan，gangcainimashibushishuole，jintiantayunxunichuquwanle？”
jiaojiaodashengdiying：“ng！”ranhouyoupoweizihaodixiaoshengdao：“buguojiaojiaoyoujidee！”
taiyangzhaozaizusunliangdebeiyingshang，laotaitaimeiyancishanwenrou，“neiwomenjiaojiaojixingkezhenshihao，popocaishuoleyibianjiujidele。”
yiweiyijingbashiqingfangxiajiaojiaohurantaitou，“gangcaineigerenzhendehenhuaihenhuai，qifupopohemama。”
laotaitaizhidaotashixintengle，xinlipoweiweitie，buguoyoushebudesunnvjixuweizheigeshiyouxin。
“fangxin，meiqifudaoni，dangshinimahaizhuishangqutixialehehaijidemeiyou？”
姣姣认真点头。
buguotahaishiwangbudiaoneigerenxionghendemoyang，wangbudiaotaduimahepopozhishouzhi，haimaren，neigeyangzitebiekepa。
yewangbudiaogangcaihaiyourenshuotahemamahaimeiyouchulaideshihou，neigerenhaixiangdapopo……
zheirangtayouxiangqizhiqianyigerenchuquwandeshihou。
neijigehuaixiaohaibujinbudaitahetamenwan，haichaoxiaodiduitashuo“nimeiyoubabale”、“nibabasile”、“nipokenigong，nimakeniba，nihenimanipoyiyangshigezaixing”zhileidehua。
duiyuyigechengnianrenlaishuo，doushishifenedudechengdu，hekuangduiyushangchunianyoucuiruodejiaojiao。
“suoyia，biedanxinnimahenipopobeirenqifule，nizheixiaowawaa，haishixiaohaizini，yeguanbulewomendarendeshi，nizuizhongyaodehaohaozhangda，ranhouhaohaoxuexi，jiwomenlaojinjiakaoyigedaxuehuilai。ng，daoshihoubierenjiugengbuganqifuwomenjiale。”laotaitaishayouqishidishuo。
“ng！”jiaojiaowojinquantou，bazheixiehuajizailexinli。
tayaohaohaozhangda，haohaoxuexi，ranhoukaodaxue！
tataoyanneixieqifutamenjiaderen。
“neixianzaixiangyaogenpoposhuozhiqianshinaxierenpaodaonimianqianshuoneixiehualema？”laotaitaituranwen。
jiaojiaoxianglexiang，xiangdaogangcaipopocaigentashuoyihouzheixieshidouyaogentamenshuo。
tashigetinghuadeguaihaizi，biantingxiawozheshaozideshou，waizhetouyiyishuqilai。
laotaitaixiaodeyufawenrou，jitajialeyikuairou，“hao，popozhidaole，laiduochidianrou，zheiyangcaihuikuaikuaizhanggao。”
yinanchu，laotaitaideyanshenhenlidefangfonengchiren。
tamenxiaoxinhehubaobeidejiaojiao，conglaishebuderangtashouyidianweiqu，meixiangdao，neixierenshetoushendedaoshizhang。