关公战秦琼，我在旁边卖瓜子
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“gemener，nizheiyouyuxuzibaoshuma？”
yigehuabeidageniezhegangkaohaodeyouyu，penzhejiuqi，dazheshetouwendao。
baixiaofeiyanpidoulandetaiyixia，youqiwulidihuida：“dage，tiebanliangbaidu，fanlesanbian，shualesicengjiang，niwentashubushu，niburuwentahuibuhuizijishuohua。”
“嘿！你小子……”
“delei，dageninmanzou，xiayiwei！”
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shenghuo？bucunzaide。huozhe，jiuyijingshiquanbule。
“叮铃铃——”
yuanchuchuanlaiyizhenqingcuidejicu**，xiangshikezaisuoyouxiaofandnalidejingbao。
人群瞬间骚动起来。
“paoa！chengguanlaile！”
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ketagangdengchuquliangmi，jiuganjuebuduijing。
jintianzheidongjing，haoxiangyoudiantaidale。
“咚！咚！咚！”
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zheibushichengguandexiaopikanenggaochulaidedongjing。
这是……地震了？
“让开！都让开！”
yishengzhongqishizudebaohe，rutongpingdijinglei，gaiguolesuoyoudecaoza。
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“**！paixini？！nagejuzuzheimeniubi，ganzaishizhongxinfenglua？”“zheimashizhendejiade？kanzhehaozhuangshi！”“yanyuanba？zheikuijiatingxiangyanga！”
baixiaofeinaoziyedangjile。
zheishenmeqingkuang？xingweiyishu？haishinagezhibodewanghongzaizhenghuoer？
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lingtoudeduizhangshigejingyanfengfudezhongnianren，taxianshisaoleyiyansisandexiaofan，ranhoumuguangjiusuodingzailezuizhayandemubiao——neigeqizaimashangdezhuanghanshenshang。
duizhangmeitouyizhou，ganjueshiqingbujiandan。dantazhiyesuyangjigao，qingleqingsangzi，nazhedalabahandao：
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“rushiheren？cinaihedi？mounaidatangqinqiong，qinshubaoshiye！”
城管队长愣住了。
zhouweiderenqunyelengzhule。
baixiaofeizuilidebangenyouyuxuzi“pada”yixiadiaozailedishang。
秦……秦琼？
yandehaitingxiangneimehuishier！
chengguanduizhangxianranyeshizheimexiangde，talele，fangxialabadao：“nihaiqinqiong？wohailishiminni！shaofeihua，shenfenzheng、jiazhao……ebudui，nizheimayou‘yangmaxukezheng’ma？ganjinde，biedanwuwomenzhifa！”
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“moujiayunihaohaoshuohua，ruxiuyaowuli！”
“hei！wozheibaopiqi！”chengguanduizhanghuole，“xiongdimen，jitabamaqianzou！wokantalaobulaoshi！”
lianggenianqingchengguanlikeshangqian，shenshoujiuyaoquzhuamadejiangsheng。
“放肆！”
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“嘭！”
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世界，瞬间安静了。
chengguanduizhanglianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule。neilianggenianqingchengguanhedeyi**zuozaidishang。
suoyouweiguanqunzhong，baokuobaixiaofei，lianshangdebiaoqingdoucongkanrenaobianchenglejingkong。
zheitama……shizhenjiahuo？！
jiuzaizheisiyibandejijingzhong，yidaobinglengde、budairenheganqingdejixieyin，tuwudizaibaixiao-feidenaohailizhaxiang。
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baixiaofeidedanaoyipiankongbai。
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【dangqianguazijifen：100】【weiguantishi：qingsuzhubaochianquanjuli，chenjinshichigua，nindemeiyicijingtan、meiyicitucao，doukenengzhuanhuaweiewaidejifenjiangli！】
baixiaofeihenhendiyanlekoutuomo。
他不是在做梦吧？
“**……”taxiayishidibaolejucukou。
【ding！jiancedaosuzhuqingxubodong：zhenjing！guazijifen+1！】
baixiaofeideyanjing，shunjianliangle。