脑子挂电话
《脑子挂电话》 小说介绍
wanjiexiaoshuo《naoziguadianhua》shibaixinxiaruimingbairuqingxinchuangzuodeyibenyanqingleixingdexiaoshuo，benxiaoshuodezhujiaobaixinxiaruimingbairu，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：「haole，taoyanderenzoule。」xiaruimingyipaishou，youbianchenglewoshuxidemoyang，「dajiadouqugongzuoba，buyaotaileila，jidelaoyijiehee。」wanshangwohuidaojia.......
《脑子挂电话》 第9章 免费试读
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