《白月光和白米饭》 小说介绍
xiaoshuo《baiyueguanghebaimifan》shiyibenfeichangcuileideyanqingzuopin,wensiyuzhouzhuoyuliangweizhujiaozhijiandeaiqinggushinvexinnvefei,zuozhe“baosi82”chuangzuodeneirongpianfuhenduan,shiheyikouqiduwan,xiangqingwei:duoduoshiyizhidajinmao,cikedetazhengpazaidishang,shuodadeweibazaidishangsaolaisaoqude,kanqilaiyouxieaiyuan,yuanmeiyouzhouzhuoyudaitaquliuwanshihouneimexingfen。……
《白月光和白米饭》 第2章 免费试读
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woyibianzaimenkoujiduoduochuanqianyinsheng,yibiannaixindijitajieshi:「buyaobukaixinma,babashuoletajintianjiabanmeishijian,wodainiquliuwanba......zheiyang,nidaiwozou,nizounawoqunaxingbu?」
duoduoshiyizhidajinmao,cikedetazhengpazaidishang,shuodadeweibazaidishangsaolaisaoqude,kanqilaiyouxieaiyuan,yuanmeiyouzhouzhuoyudaitaquliuwanshihouneimexingfen。
worualeruatadelian,qingqingxiangliangbiancheleche,jiazhuangtazaiduiwoxiao:「nixiaole,neiwodangnitongyilea。」
shuolaiyeqiao,zuijinjigeyuebuzhidaozhouzhuoyuzheleshenmemo,potianhuangdekaishimeitianliugoule,fengyuwuzu,chuqushijianyezhang,qibuyigexiaoshi,youshihoushenzhidelianggexiaoshi,zhidaowodadianhuacuicutamencaishanshanhuilai。
zaitadeyingxiangxia,duoduoyegaibianlezijiderucefangshi,buchuqudehuashibuhuizaijialibiannide,jiusuanbiezheyeyiran。
kejintiantaturanjiwofaxiaoxi,shuozijizaijiaban,gujidehoubanyecainenghuilai,neihuijiutaiwanle,yuanbunengquliugou。
tabaituowo,jintiantitadeban,lingzheduoduoquzhuanzhuan,fouzetayeyaobeibiehuaile,haiteyizhufuwo,zailouxialiuliujiuxingle,qianwanbiezouyuan。
我欣然同意。
suishuowoduichongwumeitaidahaogan,danduiduoduo,woziwoganjueyijingrenzhiyijinle。
zhisuoyizheimeshuo,shiyinweizheigou,shizhouzhuoyugentaqiannvyouyiqiyangde,jiulianmingzidoushirenjiaqide。
shuoqilai,shiyinweidangshitaxiwangyanggoukeyiduoduozengjiatamenzhijiandeganqing,keyiranglianggerenduocaiduofuduozhangshou,zheicaijiaoduoduode。
取义什么都多一点。
tingwanzhouzhuoyudejieshi,woyaxialexintoudechaoxiao。
多一点?
shuimanzeyi,yueyingzekui,shenmedouduoyidianzhendehaoma?
wosixinjuede,renleizhijiandemaodunbuyinggaiguijiuzaichongwutoushang,bijingwomengangzhuzaiyiqideshihou,duoduoyezhishitiaoliangsuidexiugou,tayoudongshenmeni?
zicongwomentongjuhou,woyezhengshigenduoduoxiangchuxialai。
nazhewomeigeyueweishubuduodegongzijitamaiguantou、baozi、moyawanju、gezhongbaojianpinyonglaibugaibutie,shenzhizainanpengyoujianchigouliangweiyangxia,gesanchawudejitazuogoufanchi。
benlaiyouxieshouruodegouzaiwodezhaoguxiayerijianfengyu,beishangshenzhilongqilexiaoroulongzi,pimaoyeyouguangfaliangde。
duoduotonglingxing,suiranzhidaowokenengbushineigebatacongchongwudianmaihuiqude“jiushizhu”,danduiwozheige“houma”,yebiaoxiandehaisuanqinni。
womenxiangchudeyizhidouhenhao。
zheigewomen,yebaokuowohezhouzhuoyu,womenyijingtanlesannianle,erqieyeyuedinghao,niandideshihoujiuyaojianshuangfangjiazhangtanhunlunjiale。
yiqiedouzaixiangzhehaodefangxiangfazhan。
wodaishangerji,hengzhege,yibianchuanxie,yibianjiangduoduodeqianyinshenglaolaochanzaigeboshang,shundaihaijitashanglezuitao。
yishipatayaoren,ershipataluanchi,shizaishiyinweizuijindugoushijianpinfa,wanyiduoduochugeshenmeshi,zhouzhuoyugujinengfafeng。
chulemen,yizhenfengzuanjinbolingzili,woguoleguoshenshangbobodewaitao,jiakuailejiaobu。
suiranchuqiuwenduhaimeiquanjiangxialai,dannaorendefenghaishiyouxieliangyi。
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womenraozhelouxiazhuanlehaodayiquan,duoduodoumeinengjiejuegegouwenti。
kanzhetayaobaideweibahezhizhixiangqianzoudejiaobu,kanqilai…xiangshiyoumubiaodeqianjin,woqilexingzhi,xiangkankantadaodixiangqunaer,youzhunbeibawodaidaonaerqu。
shengzisonglesong,tadaizhewozoudegengkuaile,lianwodoujuede,woruguopaoliangbu,tayenengpaoqilai。
henkuai,tazhitingtingdedaizhewomaozulejingwangqianzou,zhidaozouleershifenzhong,tingliuzaiwojiabuyuanchudeyigexiaoquli。
wohaoxiaodekanzheta,nandaozhouzhuoyudaizhetachulaiwan,jitajieshileshenmepengyou?
wogangzhunbeidunxiashenzidaitahuiqu,taturanzhengtuoleshengzi,toucongneigexiangquandedakonglizuanlechuqu,wangqianaowuluanjiao,shuaizhedaweibakuangben。
woshunjianmengle,youyinweitiansebuzao,woyoubugandashengjiaota,payinqizhouweirendekonghuang。
wohehuaile,bashengeryichuaiyewangqiankuangben,bijingdiuleduoduokeshitiandadezui!
bieshuomeifajiaodaile,jiulianwozijixinlidouguoyibuqu。
duoduozaimenkouzhiqingqingyiwen,jiuqingcheshuludezhaodaolemougedanyuan,yousizhibingyongdesousoupashanglesiceng。
woqichuanyuyupaoshangqudeshihou,duoduoyifanchangtai,zhabazheyanjingtuzheshetouzuozaimenkoudengwo。
wobianchuanzhecuqibianxiaoshengxunchi:「nigehuaijiahuo,yihoukebiezheiyangle!」
shuozhe,youbahuailideshengnachulaizhunbeitaohao。
woyipie,yanjianchoudaozheihurenjiajingranmeiguanhaomen,fangdaomenkailegejiaobushuo,jiulianlimiandeerdaomendoushixuyande。
xingkuipengshanglewo,yaoshibieren,zhibudinghaizhunbeijinqutoudianshani。
wogangzhunbeihaoxinjitadaishangmenzouren,quetingdaolimianchuanlaishuxideshengyin:「surui,nizheicihaizouma?」
duimianshigejiaoqiaodenvsheng,taxiaozheshuo:「buhuiaayu,wozheicizhishichucha,zheibushizouleliangtianjiuhuilaile?shuoqilai,niqiantiandaizheduoduolaideshihouwobushihaigennimengaobielema。fangxin......」
阿宇?多多?
tingzheshuxidemingzi,wohunshenruzhuibingjiao,ditoukanlekanduoduo,tazhengsihasihadeshenzheshetouduiwofanglegewaitousha。
woluchugeqicandexiaorong,dagaimeiyoushenmebiwobeizijijiagoudaidaoxiaosanjiamenkougenggaoxiaodeleba。
zheijia,youduoduobixusan。
wohaizaiyouyuyaobuyaotuimenerru,duoduoxingxushitingdaolezijimingzi,tiezuitaoyixiajiudingkailefangdaomen,zijizuanlejinqu。
menneichuanlaileyishengjinghu:「ya!nizenmezaizheier!」
jiezhe,wotonghongzheshuangyanyijiaochuaikaitajiadeerdaomen,sisidedingzhezhouzhuoyu。
「zhouzhuoyu,nibujuede,yinggaijiwogejieshima?」
zhouzhuoyuchengdeyishengzhanleqilai,dangzaisuruiqianmian。
woxiaole,tashipawoshou**jingshenshichangleshanghaita?
yizhongqiansuoweiyoudefuzabiaoqingchuxianzaizhouzhuoyuneizhanglianshang,shihouhui、aonao、jingyayihuoshiwuzhu,tayouxiegangadekanzhewo,zuibakaikaiheheshuobuchuyijuhua。
queshi,tayinggaigandaoganga,bijingmeiyoushenmebibeinvpengyouzhuojianzaixiaosanjialigenglingrenwuyudeshierle。
mingjiaosuruidenvrentuikaidangzaiqianmiandenanren,luchujiaohaodelian。
tayandilengbingbingde,danlianshangquebaochizheyimoxiaoyi:「buhaoyisia,nishiwenxiaojieba?shizheiyang,womenyizhixiangzhaogejihuigennishuoqingchude…zheimezhangshijianrangniwuhuile,woshitadechulian,yeshitaduiwaishengchengdeqianren。danshijishang,womenyagenmeifenshoue,womenzhishi…lengzhanlewunian,erxianzai,wohuilaile。」
biqitazheixietangerhuangzhideguihua,genglingwogandaokonghuangdeshi,wojianguozheigenvren,zaizhouzhuoyubaiduyunwangpanxiangcebeifenli。
ruguowomeijicuodehua,tamenxingxushidaxuetongxue。
daxue,yigeduomemeihao,youhenrongyifashengxieshenmegushideshihou。
suruicihuayichu,zhouzhuoyuyebianlelianse,buyuedekanzheta:「xingleruirui!」
suruimiansemeiyouleyikaishidezhigaoqiang,danrengbutaiyoushandekanzhewo。
zaitamianqian,woturanganjueshenmepiqidoufabuchulaile。
ruguozhenansuruineiyangshuode,yuqishuoshiwozhuojian,burushuowozheigebeixiaosandezhuangpoleyuanpeihezhanandejiuqingfuran。
tamenshifouyijingfenshouzaiwoyanliyijingbuzhongyaole,zhongyaodeshixianzai,woturanyishidao,zijijianzhishigechetoucheweidexiaohua。
yizhenxixisusudeshengyin,buzhidaocongnazuanchulaideduoduocikeyezhengqinnidecengzhesuruibaiseshuipaoxia**zaiwaidexiaotui,shibushihaitianshangliangkou。
haoa,ganqingjiuwoyigeshiwairen。
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womengransashou,jiangduoduodeqianyinshengzazaizhouzhuoyutoushang,touyebuhuidelikailetajia。
zhouzhuoyuzaiwoshenhouzhejimanghuangdechuanxieshituzhuishangwo:「siyu!nibiezou!」
buzhidaoxialeduoshaojielouti,wochedipaolechulai,liuxiadeyanleidoubeifengchuiganle,nianzailianshangyoushiyouleng,buzhidaopaoleduojiu,wohaoxiangjinlegesihutong。
wocongmeilaiguozheigexiaoqu,meiyouleduoduodedailu,wojingranjizijinongdiule。
zuanjinheiyeli,wozaihanfengzhongdunxiashenzi,sesefadoudekuleqilai。
hennanxiangxiang,wogenzhouzhuoyudesannianlianai,jingranrangtabawoyangchenglegefeiren。
woshenmedouyaokaozheta,xiaodaoxizaochifanjiawuhuo,dadaozeyemianshikaixiaodian,doushitajiwozuodejueding。
wocengjingyiweiyoutashiwodefuqi,kexianzai,xianglianduoniandenanyouzaojiugenqiannvyouanduchencangle,lianwojia…bu…liantajiagoudouzhidaodeshier,woqueyizhibeimengzaiguli。
可笑,真可笑啊。
我发出自嘲的笑声。
「siyu,wocuole…nitingwojieshihaoma?」qichuanyuyudenanrenzhuileguolai。
wocetoukanleguoqu,mimengzheyantaitoukanxiangjintouludengxiadeheiseshenying。
ludenghenda,xiangshibaheiantangchugedonglai,erneigeheiyingwenwendelizaixiamian。
woturanqishangxintou,mengdeqishen,queyouyudixuetangyanqianyihei,ruanlexiaqu。
xinghao,meidaozaimanshilajidedishang,zhouzhuoyuhaishiganleguolai,yibabaozhulewo。
xianruwubiandeheianqian,shitabaozhewozaiwoerbiandaoqian,rangwojitagejieshidejihui。
tashuo,shitaduibuqiwo,tashebudesurui,yeshebudewo。
......
woxingle,weiweidongdongzaojiujiangzhiledeshou,jiuganjueyizhendalimengdewojinlewo。
wochitong,renbuzhujiaochulesheng。
zhouzhuoyumengdetaitou:「siyu!」
wobiyidekanzheta,momodechouhuizijideshou:「jirannidezhengpainvyouhuilaile,neiwojiubudaraonimenle。」
tamianlutongsedekanzhewo:「nifeidezheimeshuohuageyingwoshima?」
woqixiaole:「wogeyingni?zanliangsheigeyingsheia?nishuo,haiyoushenmebiwoquliugou,beigoudaidaoxiaosanjiagenggeyingdeshierma?」
huayingangluo,pangbianchuangdejigerenmeirenzhufachulechixiaosheng。
zhouzhuoyumianlubuyue:「womenhaohaoshuohua,nibieyikouyigexiaosan......」
wodiantou:「dui,bijingneishinideqiannvyou,bu,neishinidexiannvyou,jirantabushixiaosandehua,neiwoshuowoziji?woshi?」
zhouzhuoyuliansegengheile:「ninengbunengbienaole!woteyiqinglejiashouleniliangtian,ninengbunenghaohaotingwojieshi!」
woeleyisheng,mianwubiaoqingdekanzheta:「neinijieshiba。」
kanwozheimetanran,tadaoyouxiebuzizaile。
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congtadiansandaosiqiecangbaiwulidejieshili,womianqianghaiyuanleshiqingdejingguo。
tamenqueshidaxuedeshihouzaiyiqiguo,lianggerenshixiaoyuanqinglv,lianaiyishishiyinweitongweibianlunshechengyuan,zicimanmanzoujin。
lianggerenhaolejinian,dasishixineiniantamenjiuzaixuexiaofujinzulegefangzi,banchuqutongjule,suruibeikaoyanjiusheng,tabeikaogongwuyuan。
dagaishilaotianyouyan,tamenyibiantongjuyibianbeikaodejihuashibaile,lianggerenkaoshidouluobangle。
suruimeiguoguojiaxian,eryouliangcijihuidezhouzhuoyu,gengshiyicidoumeizhuazhu,guokaozhezailebishi,shengkaozhezailemianshi。
yinweikaoshishili,lianggerenyinweiduiqiantumiaomangheshejishenghuofeidengdegezhongsuoshicaosuilexin,youzhengzhaleyiduanshijian,zaixianshidecuicanxia,guoduanfenshoule。
bu,ansuruidehuashuo,yebunengjiaofenshou,yinggaishilengzhan、shiduanlian。
lianggerenfenshouqian,sheidoumeiyoushuoguoyijuwanzhengde「womenfenshouba」,ershimorenjiubulianxile。
kechengnianrendeshijie,lengzhanbujiushifenshouma?
genghekuang,tamenzheiyileng,jiuhuxiangliangleduifangwunian。
tingwanlegushi,woyibiandiaoshui,yibianchengzhetoukanta:「suoyini,nixianzaidasuanzenmeban?zuoyongyoubaozuoxiangqirenzhifu?niyiweinishisheia?huangdihaishiwangye?」
zhouzhuoyuhenjiannandedao:「siyu,nijiwodianshijian,dengwochulihaogentadeguanxi,womenhaohaodehaoma?womenzaiyiqizheimeduonianle,nizenmeshederangwofangqini?genghekuang,wogentayijingshiguoqule,renzongyaoxiangqiankande......」
huayinweiluo,zhouzhuoyudeshouji**jiuxiangqile,shidahuaxiyoulide《yishengsuoai》,yeshiwozuixihuandege。
tingdaozheige,woliansemianqianghaolexie。
wotantoukanleguoqu,laidianlianxirenshangxieleminghuanghuangdelianggezi「ruirui」。
zheimeqinnia?wolengxiaochusheng。
tashouzuwucuodejieshi:「zheishitayongwoshoujigaide......」
wotailetaixiaba:「jieba。」
weiledaxiaowodegulv,tahenshuangkuaidienlemianti。
dianhuagangjietong,wojiutingdaolesuruijianruidesangyin:「ayukuailai!wozaijializuofan,caidaomeinawen,daobeidiaoxialaikanzailewojiaobeishang,haoduoxuea…」
bieshuozhouzhuoyule,lianwotingledourenbuzhuyizhenroutong。
anbandegaodukeshilijiaokeshiyouhaoyuanyijie,xingkuishidaobei,ruguoshidaoren,takongpazaojiuchengcanjirenle。
kanzhezhouzhuoyuningdongdemeitouherudongdehoujie,womingbai,tadekuroujishengxiaole。
guoran,haimeidengtakusuwan,zhouzhuoyuchaoqiyizikaobeishangtadeyifujiuzhunbeiwangchuchong。
kanzhetadedongzuo,woeileyisheng:「niyaoqukanta?」
tamianlunansedekanzhewo:「tashipiroushang,womeiqukan,haibuquedingshifouhuishangdaogutou…siyu,neibijingshitiaorenming,nihuitiliangwodeduima?」
wohaozhengyixiadekanzheta,hualinanmiandailejifenjiaqiangdaibang:「niqukanletajiuhuihaoma?nishishenyihaishishenxiana?」
jiantayileng,wosuijiyaoyaotou:「wohuitiliangni,danbuhuitiliangyigeyijingchuguidenanyouheyigetianbuzhichideqianren。」
wogentatuoyanzheshijian,meishuojiju,taxianranmingbailewodeyitu:「niguai,wobatasongdaoyiyuanjiuzou,tashibahentizhi,tuodeshijianzhanglehuiliubade…」
jiuzheimeyijuhua,rangwogangzhuqilaidechengbaochedibiandefensui,xiannvyoudibuguoqiannvyoujiaobeishangdeyidaoba。
多可笑啊。
womeirangtazou,dantahaishizaidaoqianhouyiranjuerandilikaile。
tazouhou,wojilegebichuangerbaikuaiqian,rangtabangwobanxiachuyuanshouxu,xiaogunianghenkuaidayingle,haiyongyizhongtongqingdeyanguangkanzhewo。
wotanranjieshou,gaibeikelianderenqueshishiwo。
chenjihuilejia,faxianzhouzhuoyuhaishimeihuilai,womabutingtidekaishishoushizijidedongxi——woyeyaolikaizheigedifang,likaizheigerangrenzuoouderen。
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qishishuoqilai,wogenzhouzhuoyuzaiyiqiyeshigeyiwai。
tagenqianrenshiyigebianlunshede,genwoshidanweilitongyigexiangmuzude,tuzidouzhidaobuchiwobiancao,kezhouzhuoyuquepiantiaozhouweirenxiashou。
tabangguowo,woweileganxietajiuqingtachifan,zaijiashangxiangmulimeitianditoubujiantaitoujiande,yilaierqurenshishijianzhangle,zaitadebuxiezhuiqiuxia,woyejiudayingle。
meicuo,shitazheige“shangweifenshou”derenxianzhuidewo。
zaigentadeqianren“lengzhan”leliangnianhou,tazhudongkaishixunzhaoxiayichun,neigedaomeiguijiushiwo。
lianaitongjuhou,womenxiangmeiyiduichenjinzaixingfuzhongdeqinglvyiyangguoleyiduanrizi,tayouyiwuyitiqixiangyangtiaogou,wotongyile。
dangwoxingchongchongdezaixiaotibixiong、taidi、chabeiquanzhongyouyubujueshi(wotianshengyouxiehaipadagou),tatoumomodebaduoduolinglehuilai。
zaiwodezaisanzhuiwenxia,tacaichengrenzheishigenqiannvyouyiqiyangdegou,zhiqianyizhijiyangzaipengyoukaidechongwudianli,xianzaichongwudiandaobile,tadezijiyangle。
wosuiranqianbaibangebuyuanyi,dankanzaizhihoutaduiwohaishibianbenjialidehaodefenshang,wotongyile。
zaiwojienaduoduohou,taduiwogenghaole。
meitianzaoshangqichuangshenzhilianwazidouhuibangwobeihao,wozheibiangangxileshenshangchuandeyifu,neibiantajiunenganzhaowodexihaojiwodachulaimingtianyaochuandedaquantao。
womenshenghuozaiyiqidemeiyitian,congjiawudaozuofan,tajihuconglaimeirangwozuoguoshenme。
jiulianwoyoushihoutailanle,landexiezhuang、landexizao,doushizhouzhuoyuzhudongjiwozuode。
bierendoushuotataichongwole,shuowohenxingfu,zhaolegeershisixiaohaonanyou,haiyourenrangwokaibanchushu。
danyiqiemeihaozongshiyaoluojiaoxianshide,jiuzaitaduiwohaobushefang,shoujipingbandourangwokandeshihou,woyiwaidezaipingbanshangkandaoletatongbubaiduwangpanzhanghao。
xiangcelichulezuixinwomendehezhao,haiyouxuduotaxianweirenzhide,genqiannvyoude**yijitamendemeihaohuiyi。
woxiangzuozeiside,yibiankanzhe,yibianxinlisuanliuliude。
ruguoshuoqiannvyoushitaxinlidebaiyueguangdehua,neiwozheigexianrennvyou,dagaijiushitayanlihuiguixianshidebaimifanba。
congtamendejiyili,wokandaolexuduozhaopian,yekandaoletashebudeshanchudehuiyi。
suruisongtadedongxi,suruide**zhao、tapaizhao,tajisuruihuifudexiaozuowenqingshu......
tayiziyijuqingzhuxinxuedeqinshouxiexia:【wozheiyishengzuixingfudeshijiushiyiyongyouni,wobusheqiugennizhangxiangsishou,zhiyaoxiangchushizugouyukuaijiugoule。dedaonidexihuanshiwoderongxing,shiqunidexihuanjiuxiangshengmingshiqulesecai,wobuyuanshenghuozaihaowusecaideshijieli......】
wofanlaifuqudekanneixieqinghua,erneixiehuayushitaconglaimeigenwoshuoguode。
biaobaishihouyezhishijiandandeyiju:「woxianggennizaiyiqi。」
jiulian“woxihuanni”“niyuanyima”,doumeiyou。
wobuduandediankai、fangda、fanhui、zaidiankai、zaifangda、zaifanhui,zinvesideyibianbiandeyongzheixiedongxi**ziji。
woxiang,yaoshiyouyigerennengyezheimereliedixihuanwojiuhaole。
danaiqingbushigehaodongxi,haishibuyaoweinanbierenle。
......
shoushiwanxingli,wolikailezheili。
dengtahuijiafaxianhou,diyishijianjiwodaledianhua:「niweishenmeyaoshoushidongxi?nixiangquna?wobushigennishuolema,woshiyaogentahuaqingjiexiande!niyifenzhongdoudengbulelema?nizenmezheimebudongshi?」
wobeitapitougailianyiduntongmanongmengle,wozheshoujideshouzhibuzhufadou。
「你再说一次?」
zhouzhuoyulengleleng,danhaishilengzhesangyindao:「woshuoguo,womenyidinghuijiehunde......」
wolengxiao:「nimenbeizhewochuguibushiyitianliangtianleba?tiantianjiezheliugoudemingyiyuehuita,zhendangwobuzhidaoma?jirannizheimeshuole,neiwojiugaosuni,womenbukenengjiehun,woyebukenengyuanliangnimende,woquannizuihaobiezaidaraowole。gennimensuoweidelengzhanwunianbutong,wozhengshixuanbu,womenfenshoule。」
shuowan,wojiuguoduanguadiaoledianhua。
白月光和白米饭