《不要双标女友后,她疯了》 小说介绍
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《不要双标女友后,她疯了》 1 免费试读
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jinianridangtian,wodaizhefangdumianjuchuanzhefanghufuhezhongdujiepidenvyouqiuhunshi,renqunzhongtadenanzhuliqueliangyanyifan,zhuangzuoxinzangbingfa。
nvyoushuangtuiyiwanguizaicaopingshang,fengleyiyangjiangnanzhulibaozaihuaizhongrengonghuxi,dashengxunuoyaojiajita,haiyaobagongsifentayiban。
wotingzhenvyouneifangfofugaoyiyangliuchangdexunuo,kanzhenvyouxigaishangdezacaosuixie,zichaoyixiao。
yuanlaisuoweijiepi,shijiade。
haihao,tahuanshangaerzihaimozhengdezhenduanshu,shizhende。
wodaoyaokankan,yigeshenghuobunengzili,jiyihunluanhailiukoushuidenvren,tadenanzhulihaihuibuhuiaita。
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jiandaonanzhulixuqingzhoudaoxiahou,qiziqiaoyiyikeyouyuyemeiyou,chongdaorenqunlizhijiexiaguizhebaozhuzhuangyundexuqingzhou。
yuanbenweiguanqiuhunxianchangdezhongrenfenfenkongchuweizhijiqiaoyijiuren。
erqiaoyierhuabushuo,dixiatoujiuduizhexuqingzhoudezuichunjitarengonghuxi。
zhijiantakuzheyaohuangxuqingzhoudeshenti,juewangxunuodao:
「qingzhounixingxing,zhiyaonixinglewojiuhenijiehun,gongsifenniyibanhaobuhao!」
qiaoyiyanleikuangbiao,xiangduanxiandezhuziyiyangdizaixuqingzhoudelianshang。
buzhidaoderenkongpahuiwuyiweitasilelaogong。
erzheiduanhuadeliuchangchengdujiuhaoxiangzaojiubeiguofugao,yizhimaizaixinliyiyang。
wenyan,xuqingzhouboboyanpixiadeyanzhuzhandongjifen,suihouzhengkaiyanjing。
tazuichunzhandou,xiaoxinyiyiwen:
「qiaoyijie......nizhendeyuanyijiajiwoma?」
qiaoyiluchujiehouyushengdeqingxingbiaoqing,zhongzhongdiantou,hexuqingzhoujinjinyongbaozaiyiqi。
shunjian,renqunzhongbaofazhangsheng,dashengqihongdao:
「zaiyiqi!zaiyiqi!」
cike,tamenshibeizhongrenzhufudeshenxianaiqing,eryipangchuanzhehouhoufanghufu,daizhefangdumianjudewoquexiandegewaikexiao。
wowozhezuanjiehedeshoujinlejin。
yanqianjinjinlouzhebiedenanrendeqiaoyi,haishineigehewoxianglianbaniandejiepinvyouma?
tahuanyouzhongdujiepi,bunengherenjiejinsanchizhinei,juederenshenshangdoushixijunhebingjun。
weilenengzhaoguqiaoyi,wodayingletarangwomeitianchuanfanghufu,daifangdumianjudeyaoqiu。
zhiqianwozhishiwangdaishoutaoheqiaoyiqianshou,tajiufengleyiyangchongquxishoutaixile99bianshou,pifudoucuohongpopile。
keyanqianxianshiwuyiwangwodelianshangchoubazhang,shengteng。
congbuherenzhitijiechudetajinjinbaozhexuqingzhou,chunjiaohaiyoukoushui,xigaishangquanshixiaguishicengdaodezacaohewuni,quemeixiangyiqianyiyangjiaozaodaofakuang。
suoweijiepi,yuanlaishijiade。
shuodaodi,tazhishibuaiwobale。
xuqingzhouhainianqing,yanzhongdetiaoxindeyigenbenyanshibuzhu。
kexiayimiao,tahuranzhanghonglelian,minzhezuichuntuikaiqiaoyi,yugaimizhangdao:
「qiaoyijie,guchenggehaizaizheilini,meiguanxide,douguaiwoshentibuhao,huailenimendahaorizi。」
qiaoyibunaifansaowoyiyan,xiumeiweizhou,lizhiqizhuangdao:
「woshizaijiuren,zhiyoutazheizhongxinliwochuoderen,caihuikanshenmedouzang!」
queshi,yaoshiyiqiandewokendinghuiqidaofakuang,bushuohetadachaoyijia,yekendinghuizhiwenyifan。
kezheiciwozhishihuanhuantaishouzhaixiafangdumianju,laxiakouzhao。
huxizhongyushunchangleyixie。
我淡漠道:
「人没事就行。」
qiaoyiquexiangfangwenyiyiyang,kuazhanghoutuijibu,manlianxiane:
「sheiyunxunizhaixialaide,zhibuzhidaonizuilipenchulaiduoshaoxijun,exinsile!」
我自嘲一笑。
还真是双标啊。
jixuqingzhouzuorengonghuxi,tayidianshimeiyou。
wozhaigekouzhao,tabiaoxianquezheimekuazhang。
zhijianqiaoyimanlianxiane,xiangshibuxiangkanjianwoyiyang,baibaishou,feisushuodao:
「gucheng,woyaodaitaquyiyuanfucha,nixianhuiquba!」
woshenshenkantayiyan,zhishuoleyiju:
「jintianzaodianhuilai,woyoushiqingyaohenishuo。」
qiaoyimianluyiwai,biaoqinglengzheng。
bijingpingshitazhishizaizhexuqingzhouquyingchou,wodouhuichicudaofafeng,chanzhetayaotachengnuobunenghebiedenanrenzuoyiliangche。
kezheici,wodeqingxugewaipingwen,biaoxiananjing。
tayanzhongranshangmimang,hongchunweizhang,xiangyaoshuoxieshenme。
woyagenbuxianglejietadexinlilucheng,zhuanshenjiuzou。
wojiangshoushangyuanbenyongyuqiuhundezuanjiesaihuidouli,zichaoyixiao。
yihouyeyongbudaoleba,burufangjinpaimaixinghuidianxue。
douli,wodezhijianquemodaoyizhangyingzhi。
taochulai,shiyizhangzhenliaodan。
上面写着:
「huanzheqiaoyi,xingbienv,nianling28sui,naobuqizhixingbingbian,zhongqiaerzihaimozheng。」
yejiushisuchengdelaonianchidai。
jiushiyinweiwotiqiannadaoletatijiandezhenliaodan,caizaijintianjiupobujidaihetaqiuhun,xiangyaofuze,zhaogutadeyusheng。
xianzaikanlai,daoshiwozizuoduoqingle。
qiaoyichichibudayingwodeqiuhunqingqiu,xianranshiyinweitadexinzhong,chuxianlelingyigenanrendeshenying。
womianwubiaoqingdijiangzhenliaodanzhedie,jixufanghuiyidou。
wodaoyaokankan,yigeshenghuobunengzili,jiyihunluanhailiukoushuidenvren,tafangzaixinjianshangdexuqingzhouhaihuibuhuiaita。
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wozhengyaokaichehuijia,xuqingzhouqueturanjiwofalaitiaoxinxiaoxi:
「guchengge,qiaoyijieshuoyaohewojiehun,haiyaojiwobangegongsideshiqingkendingshishuoxiaode,niqianwanbiedangzhen,buguowotingshuonigenleqiaoyijiebanianhaimeishengzhi,niyinggaibuhuishengqiba?」
wochunjiaoyangqifengcidehudu。
是啊,竟然八年了。
zicongqiaoyidaxuexiangyaochuangyekaishi,woyoushibugufumufanduinachuzijisuoyoujixu,youshizijibuguxinlaochuchutiqiaoyilatouzi,jiankehu。
yizhiyilai,wozhishiqiaoyishouxiabeiweidexiaozuzhang。
wobushimeitiguorangqiaoyijiwoshengzhi,zheiyangcaixiandebanpei。
qiaoyiqueshuowoduitadeaibuchuncui,xinzhongzhiyoumingli,dengwomenjiehunhou,dajiaziranhuizunjingwo。
yihou,wozaiyebuhuitingtadehuayanqiaoyule。
wo,yaohuochuzijiderensheng。
zheiyangxiangzhe,wofanshoujizijidelvshidaqudianhua。
「lilv,zhiqianwojifangzainineilidegufen**shu,nikeyinachulaile。」
dangchuqiaoyichuangye,yinweitaguodujiepi,meicihekehuzaiyigebaoxiangchifandoutongkubuyi,shibuxiayan,liansecangbai。
wozigaofenyongbangtayingchou,yinweizhiweidi,jingchangbeidiaonanbuchengxin,jicibeiguanxiabaijiu,shengshenghedaoweichuankong,baozhematongdakoudakoudituxue。
zaiyiyuan,qiaoyixintengdikule,shuoyaobabaifenzhisanshidegufen**jiwo。
wobuxiangshou,danqiaoyijuexinyiding,wozhihaomomoranglvshibaocunzheifen**shu,meiyouzhangyang。
suoyixianzai,gongsimingmianshangdekonggurenrengshiqiaoyi。
zheiyijingshiliuqinianqiandeshiqingle,kongpaqiaoyizijidouwangjile。
xianzai,tajingranxiangbagongsijixuqingzhouyiban,liangrenenenaiai,xiangdedaomei!
wowozheshoujideshoujinlejin。
zaitaitou,caifaxianzijibuzhibujueyijingdaolejiamenkou。
wodiyicimeiyouyijinwujiunachujiujingpenwujizijiquanshenxiaodu。
fanerbafanghufuzhijietuolegeganjing,zhijieduizaimenkoulajitongli。
yaoshipingshi,woyihuijiajiuyaohuafeisiwugexiaoshizuoweisheng,baozhengxianchenburan。
但今天,我摆烂了。
wozhijiezuanjinwoshikaishishoushixingli。
yinweipingshijiuzhengliguo,suoyishoushidihenkuai。
shuolaihaoxiao,woheqiaoyixianglianbanian,jiazhongdongxiqueshijingweifenming。
yinweiqiaoyishuobierendedongxiwulunzenmeqingxi,douyouxijun,huirangtazhemodaofakuang,suoyinapashiqinglvyongpin,doubeifenbiefangzailianggejuzili。
keqiaoyidejuzili,quetuwusaizhexuqingzhoupeidaiguodelingdai,hetadeyiwufangzaiyiqi。
tajiaobianshuoneishixuqingzhouweituotabangmangganxide,zhishizongshiwanglehaihuiqu。
xianzaixianglai,yiqiepianaizaoyiyoujikexun。
yibuliushen,tianseyijinganlexialai。
wozhengbaxinglixiangfangzaimenkou,fangbiansuishilinxiangzourendeshihou,shoujiquexiangle。
shiqiaoyijiwofalaidexiaoxi。
「qingzhouqingkuangbutaihao,yaozhuyuan,jinwanwokenengbuhuijiale。」
wokanzhexuqingzhougangfadepengyouquan,zichaoyixiao。
zhaopianli,qiaoyizhengzaijixuqingzhouboxiaolongxia,yishouhongyou,danmeiyourenhebushi。
peiwenshi:「doushuoquqiquxian,deqiruci,fufuheqiu!」
kanlai,tadejiepihaodechabuduole。
benlaiwojinwandasuandengtahuilai,haohaotantan,kanlaishimeiyoubiyaole。
wochilaidiganshoudaolefuzhongjie,qufujindechaoshisuibianmailedianshicai。
xuancaideshihou,woteyimaileyibaxiangcai。
yinweiqiaoyibuaichixiangcai,shenzhikandoubuxiangkanjian,suoyiwohaoduonianmeichile。
zheici,wojizijizuoleyifenxiangcaibanniurou,chidemanzu。
quemeixiangdao,gangchidaoyiban,jiamenbeidakaile。
是乔伊。
tabushishuojinwanyaopeixuqingzhou?
qiaoyiyijinmen,meitoujiuzhoudesijin,bijiandongledong,lengshengwen:
「guchengnichishenmeni,haochou!」
dantameidafaleiting,zhishishangxiadaliang,xielewoyiyan:
「nizenmemeichuanfanghufu,duozanga。」
wojialeyikuaizidexiangcaisongjinzuili,wusuoweidao:
「那你离我远点。」
qiaoyizuanzhebaoliandeshouyonglidaofabai。
banshang,taqingtanyisheng,jingranzuodaolewobianshang。
她犹豫了一下。
suihouzaimeiyoudaishoutaodeqingkuangxia,qingqingwoshangwofangzaizhuomiandeshou。
「qishiqingzhouyizhizaibangwotuominzhiliaojiepi,woxiangjinigejingxi。tarenbucuo,henrexin,jintiantazaibingfang,yizhicuizhewohuijiani,nibieduitayoupianjian。」
wobuzhehenjidichoushou,jujiao,yiyanbufa。
qiaoyiyemeiduoshuoshenme,zhishinianlenianzhijian,xiaoyinyindao:
「jintianyishengshuowojiepizhengzhuanghaoduole,dengwochedihaole,jiuhenijiehunzenmeyang?」
今天的她格外温柔。
wozhidao,zheishitajiwodetaijie。
可我只觉得讽刺。
haoyigetuominliaofa,bakaiyoushuodeguangmingzhengda。
zaiwobuzhidaodeshihou,zheilianggerenfazhandaoleshenmedibuwodoubuzhidao。
turanjuedehaoexin,yanqiandemeishibiandesuoranwuwei。
wobashengxiadecaidaojinlajitongli,kaishixiwan。
chuchufangshi,qiaoyitixingwo:
「jintiannishibushihaimeizuoweisheng?wokandaozhuozidixiayoudianhuichen,nicacaba。」
tayifulisuoyingdangdemoyangzhishiwo。
yaoshicongqiandewo,kendingmangbudiequca,rangtamanyi。
xianzai,wozhijuedetazhenmafan。
我皱眉看她:
「wojuedetingganjingde,yaocanizijica。」
qiaoyilengzhu,xiangbeishihualeyiyang。
woconglaimeiyouyongzheizhongxianqideyuqihetashuoguohua。
taxiongkoujulieqifulejixia,ningzhemeibunaifandao:
「gucheng!niyiqianbushizheiyangde!nibushishuoyuanyiweiwoguizhecayibeizidima?」
queshishiwocengjingshuoguodehua。
neishiwozuofanjuedetaimenre,shaoweibafangdumianjuzhaixialaixianghuxihuxixinxiankongqi。
qiaoyiqueturanfanbing,zhijiexianzhuobacaisaoluoyidi,bengkuisihou,hunshenzhandou。
tashuokongqizhongquanshiwohuchudexijun,yongzuiedudeyuyanmawo,rangwogunchuqu。
woshenmedoumeishuo,zhishimomoshoushi,guizaidishangcazhuozidixiadecaizhi。
zhidaokanbudaoyanqiandezangwuhou,tacaimanmanpingfuxialai。
zhihouqiaoyidiyicizhudongbaowo,yongjinquanliyiyang。
suirangezhefanghufu,danworengranjidetazaiwohuaizhongzhandoudejiaoxiaoshenti。
那时她哭着说:
「duibuqiduibuqi,gucheng,wodejiepiyibeizihaobulelezenmeban,wohuituokuanide。」
woxiaozhehuibao,wenroushuomeishide,woyuanyiweitaguizhecayibeizidedi。
kexianzai,wozhijuedecongqiandewotaiyouzhi,taikexiaole。
congjinwanghou,wozaiyebuhuiweileyigebuaiwodenvrenbeiwei,shiquzunyan。
xiangdaozheili,woduiqiaoyishirandao:
「qiaoyi,womenfenshouba。」
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wenyan,qiaoyiyouxiezhengningdebiaoqingdunshininggule。
tamanyanxiezhebuganzhixin,shishengdao:
「jiuyinweiworangnicagedi,niyaohewofenshou,gucheng,nishibushitaiguofenle!」
「benlaijintiannibawopianchulai,momingqimiaohewoqiuhunwojiuhenshengqile,nihainaoqipiqilaile?」
「zhibuzhidaoqingzhouyinweinidejudong,chadianjiusile,jieguonihaowuhuigaizhixin,shiwokancuoleni,zenmehuiyounizheimexiaoxinyandenanren!」
shuodaoxuqingzhoushi,tayanzhongdefennuhetengxidaodaledingfeng。
tasihuchediwangle,jintianshiwohetaxianglianbazhouniandejinianri,hetachulaiyuehui,bingbusuanmomingqimiao。
yaoshiyiqiandewokendinghuiyinweizheigerenzhierxinrudaoge。
xianzai,woquejuedezijisuoyoudeganqingdoubeichouzoule。
只淡淡道:
「ng,neinihetazaiyiqiba。」
shuowan,wonaqixinglixiangjiuyaozou。
qiaoyizheicaifaxianmenkouyougexinglixiang,youxiejinzhangdiduzaiwomianqian:
「gucheng,niyaoqunaer?」
woyagenlandehuifuta,ziguzidiningkaimenbashou。
qiaoyizhuazhewodeshouwan,gangyaokaikou,tadeshoujiquexiangle。
qitede**,shiyishoutiange,tacongbuhuiyongdeneizhongleixing。
shunjian,qiaoyilianseyibian。
jietongdianhuahou,tashenqingbiandedanyoujiaoji,fanerzhuangkaiwoduomenwangwaizou。
yonghounaoshaoxiangdouzhidao,kendingshixuqingzhouyouzuoyaole。
zhenghaowoyelandeheqiaoyibaiche。
chumenhouwosuiyizhaolegejiudianzhuxia,shunbianlianxilelvshi。
kafeitingnei,lvshinachuwenjian,pingjingwendao:
「guxiansheng,wenjianshizhenshiyouxiaode,xubuxuyaojiqugongsifawubu,bangniquedinggufen?」
我点点头。
qiaoyizishizongcaishenfen,bawodefuchudangkongqi,queyigejingjixuqingzhoukaihoumen。
xianzai,woyaonahuiwodegongsi,duohuishuyuwodeyiqie。
dangwan,woshuilezheibanianlaizuihaodeyijue。
getian,wotedichuanlezijizuiangguideyitaoxifuqugongsi。
yuanbenshiwoxiangweihunlizhunbeidelifu,xianzai,queshiwodezhanfu。
zoujingongsishi,zhongrenkanjianwodouluchujingyadebiaoqing,youqishinvtongshi,bujinqieqiesiyuqilai。
bijingwopingshizaigongsidabandehenqite,chuanfanghufudaishoutaodaikouzhao,kanqilaijiushigeguairen。
rangwomeiyouxiangdaodeshi,gongsixianzaiyanranbianchengleyigeqiuhunchangdi。
围成圈的人群中间。
xuqingzhouzhengdanxixiagui,xiangqiaoyishenqingqiuhun。
erqiaoyimeiyouyouyu,zhijieshenshoudaying,renyouxuqingzhoujiangjiezhidaizaitayoushoudewumingzhishang。
banianlai,woheqiaoyiqiuhun99ci,tacongmeizheimegancuidayingguowo。
shunjian,zaichangzhongrenzhangshengleiming,fachuqihongsheng:
「qinyige!qinyige!」
xuqingzhouzhanqishen,weiweiditouxiangqiaoyikaojin,zhendexiangyaowenxiaqu。
woyeguzhang,chuilegekoushaogenzheqihong:
「真配!」
kanjianwodeyichanei,qiaoyimuguangyiliang,zhijietuikaixuqingzhou。
tashuangshoubaobei,manyandeyi,sihuzaojiuliaodaowodefanyingside。
她轻轻咳了一声:
「zenme,zheijiubugaoxingle?zhishigongsishejidezhanpin,nalaizuoyanshieryi,kannijide,yinyangguaiqishenme。」
「qingzhoudoubeinihedaole,xianzainiqujixuqingzhoudaogeqian,wojiumianweiqinanyuanliangni。」
xuqingzhouqueroushengshuomeishi。
tayifulaohaorendemoyang,qiangxingzhuazhewodeshouwangqiaoyishoushangfang:
「haole,nimenbieyinweiwoerzhengchao。xianzainimennengjiechuwuhuiketaihaole!」
qiaoyizhoumei,tadeshouyaoluoweiluo,wuzhixiayishixiangzuanquanduokai。
dele,shuangbiaodejiepiyouchulaile。
xuqingzhouzhuatashouwantazenmehaowufanying。
wozaixinlifanlegebaiyan。
daduanzheiliangrenchangshuanghuangdexima,zhijieshuaishou。
我对乔伊淡漠道:
「meiyoubiedeyisi,zhenjuedenimentingpeide。」
qiaoyiqueyoubugaoxingle,chunjiaolaping。
tataimou,zheicaixixikanwodebiaoqing。
faxianwohaowujiehuaihou,tameijianzhehengengshen,gangyaokaikou。
xuqingzhouqueqianghua,chakaihuati:
「guchengge,jintiannizenmelailezheimewan,chidaoleyigexiaoshini,shibushishengbingle?niyinggaiqinggebingjia,zheicijiusuanle,xiacikebiefanle。」
wozhidao,tazaianchuochuozhaowomafan,shunbianxuanyaoyixiazijinengshihuandedongkaoqinbumendetequan。
guoran,qiaoyilenghengyisheng,kanzhewomanyanbuxie:
「qingzhounibietaishanliang,mouxierengongzuonenglibuxing,xinggeyechajing,bupeinidekuanrong。」
yaoshiyiqiandewotingdaoqiaoyizheimexiluowo,kendinghuishangxinshiluo。
danxianzaiwoyidiandoubuzaiyi,yinweiwoyougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaozuo。
wonachuyigewenjian,lengshengdao:
「e,duileqiaozong,nidetijianbaogaochulaile,zuotianwangjijiaojinile。」
qiaoyizhoumei,bunaifandijieguo,dunangdao:
「nigongzuoshiwuzheimeyanzhong,wokannishibuxiangganle!」
tasuiyifanleyixia,muguangchujidaoyidianhou,shenqingyijiang。
suihoulianmangbatijianbaogaoheshang。
我幽幽道:
「qiaozong,jiranbinglejiubuyaohuijijiyi,yaohaohaokanbinga。」
qiaoyibuxiangzaishuo,xuqingzhouqueyinqinjieleguoqu:
「shenmebing?qiaoyijiewobangnikankan!」
fankaidiyiye,talianseshunjianbianle,shishengjiaodao:
「aerzihaimozheng?!」
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zheiliugeziyichuxian,suoyourenliansedoubaile。
bijingxianzaikeshizhunbeishangshideguanjianshiqi,gongsijuecezhedelelaonianchidai,zheishiyaowandejiezoua。
gengbieshuoneixietouzishangzhidaolezheigexiaoxihuishishenmehouguo,chezihuiyue,qianchenghuian。
yejiuxuqingzhouzheigezhuduiyou,jingranganhanchulai。
chukoudeshunjian,xuqingzhoujiuyishidaolezijidecuowu,tayanzhuyizhuan。
xiayimiao,taqingkeleyisheng,yansudao:
「guchengge,wozhidaoqiaoyijieshiduinibijiaoyanli,keniyemeibiyaoweizaobingliwuxianqiaoyijieba,tazheimenianqing,zenmekenengshengbing?!」
qiaoyilianseyinchen,fanshouchaoqitijianbaogaojiuwangwolianshangreng:
「gucheng,nifengle,daoshihouzaochenggongsikonghuang,ninanciqijiu!」
woqingyiceshenduoguo,tijianbaogaozazaiqiangshang,diaoluozaidi,fachuyishengjuxiang。
zhouweitongshihuiguoshenlai,yonghuaiyideyanshenkanwo,fenfenqianzewo:
「guzuzhang,nitaiguofenle,gongsibushinikaiwanxiaodedifang!」
「jiushia,guzuzhang,pingshiwomenkanzaiqiaozongdemianshangjinijifenzunzhong,xiangbudaonishizheiyangderen,baoanni!!」
yuanshengzaidaozhong,woyouzaidao:
「qiaozong,shengqikenenghuijiasulaonianchidai,nihaishixiaoxiaohuoba。」
xuqingzhouguyiwozheqiaoyideshou,jiazhuanganweishizegonghuodao:
「qiaoyijie,wozhidao,kenenghaishiyinweizuotiandeshiqingrangguchenggebugaoxingle,tacaizuochuguojixingwei!」
xiashun,tadangzaiqiaoyishenqian,yifuyingyongjiuyidemoyang:
「gucheng,niyouhuojiuchongwolai,bieqifuqiaoyijie!」
yanjizhenfukua,yiweiyanhuajuma。
qiaoyiquehaoxiangzhendexinle,shenzhifanwolehuiqu,hexuqingzhoushizhixiangkou,dishengdao:
「qingzhou,nibangwotuominzhiliao,wohaimeixiexienini,nifangxin,wobuhuirangtadaoluan。」
zhuantou,taduiwoyilianlengjun,hanshengdao:
「gucheng,ninaogouleba,zuoweichengfa,congjintianqi,nibuzaishibumenzuzhang,qingzhouhuijieshounishoushangsuoyouxiangmu!」
jianzhuang,zhongrenfenfenshunzheqiaoyidehuatoudao:
「shia,zhiyouxuzuzhangzheiyangyoudandangdeqingniancaijuncaishigongsideweilai,wozaojiukanchutashirenzhonglongfengle!」
「qiaozongdejueceyizhidouzheimeyingming,zanmengongsideweilaifazhan,doukaoqiaozongdelingdao!」
qiaoyixinqingzhongyumingkuaileyixie,chongwolenghengyisheng:
「gucheng,ruguonibiaoxiandehaoyidian,renrenzhenzhenjiwodaoqian,wokeyimianweiqinanrangnifuzhi。」
wozhidao,qiaoyijiushixiangrangwotuoxie。
taxiguanyongzijizhigaowushangdezongcaishenfenyaren,yiweisuoyourendouhuiweiwudoumizheyao。
ketabuzhidao,yizhiyilai,woliuzaigongsizhishiweilezhaogutaeryi。
wodandanyixiao,songjiandao:
「wusuowei,bawokaichuledouxing。」
qiaoyilengzheng,juedeyoushenmedongxizhengzaijianjiantuolizijidezhangkong。
tayaochun,jihukuaiyaochuxuesile,yiziyijunaonudao:
「biezhuangle,gucheng,nixinlikendingjidusileba,haiqiangchengzheyouyisima?」
dunledun,tasihuxiadingshenmejuexin,lengshengdao:
「wobuguangyaojiqingzhoushengzhijiaxin,haiyaojitayibangongsi,zheikeshinimengmeiyiqiude,kexi,zheixieyongyuanbuhuishuyuni!」
zheimeshuozhe,taguanchazhewodebiaoqing,xiangcongwolianshangbuzhuodaoshengqichicudebiaoqing。
woquezhishitiaomei,manyouyoudao:
「niyaobagongsijixuqingzhou,jingguowodetongyilema?」
delebianyidexuqingzhouwuguzhayan,zhangzuijiujiwokoumaozi。
「gucheng,qiaoyijiecaishigongsidezhuren,wozhidaonibugaoxing,keninandaoxiangweikangqiaoyijiedejueding?」
qiaoyihaiyiweiwochicule,deyidao:
「gucheng,woyuanyijiqingzhou,niguandezhema?」
我笑了。
「qiaoyi,nandaoniwangle,gongsibuguangshiniyigerenshuolesuan,yeyouwodegufen。」
「ruguonixianzaibagongsizheixieniandeyinglifenwoyiban,wojiuchidiankuizhijienaqianzouren。」
qiaoyiquexiangshitingdaoletiandixiazuihuangtangdexiaohua,lengxiaoyisheng:
「guchengnishou**taida,shixinfenglema?jiniyiban?」
她指着我厉声道:
「fawubu!xianzaijiulaisuanguchengzhanguduoshao,batagaiyoudedoujita!」
fawubuyingshengguolai,nachudiannaojisuanshuju。
qiaoyiyangyangdeyi,sihuzhuazhulewodebabingyiyang,taizhexiabaxiaodao:
「nixiangewo,haizaolebabainianni,fawu,gaosuta!tazhanguduoshao!」
fawubudeyuangongqueshenqingganga,zhanshengdao:
「qiao,qiaozong,guxianshengtazhangubaifenzhiliushi,tacaishigongsideshijikongguren!」
不要双标女友后,她疯了