《毕业晚会哭了,我是庆祝分手啊!》 小说介绍
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《毕业晚会哭了,我是庆祝分手啊!》 毕业晚会哭了,我是庆祝分手啊!第1章 免费试读
biyewanhuishang,shensuyuankudesixinliefei,sheyouyebeitadeqingxuganran,yigegechenjinzailibiedeshangganzhong。
zhiyoujiaoluolidekongzilingzhidaoshensuyuanzaikushenme,tahongzheyanjing,wangzheren,xiangkaojinyoubugan。
zhidaowanhuijieshu,renyuansanqu,shensuyuantuozhepibeideshentiyoudangzaikongdangdangdexiaoyuan。
kongzilingzaitashenhoubuyuanbujindegenzhe。
shensuyuantingxiajiaobu,“gun!”
kongzilingshangqianjibu,“suyuan,yuanliangwoba,wozhidaocuole。”tadeshengyinbeiweiyoujiqie。
“he!yuanliang?”shensuyuanlengxiaojisheng,“gougaibulechishi,wofanbuzhezuojianziji。”
kongzilingdabuzoudaotamianqian,niezhetadeshoubei,“nibunengyibangzidasisuoyourena,wogentamenjiushiwanwan,kewoduinishizhenxinde。”
shensuyuanyonglishuaikaitadeshou,“nitaizanglekongziling,wozhenshiyanxialecaihuikanshangnizheizhongren!”
kongzilingbusixin,zaicilazhutadeshou,“wogentamenyemeishangguojicichuang,nizhidaodewobuhuizaiwaimianguoye。”
taparenbuxin,haiqiangdiao:“zhende!nixinwosuyuan!”
shensuyuanweiliyizhenfanyong,tatuikaijibu,qiangyinglakaileliangrendejuli,“biepengwo!kongzilingnitmrangwoexin!”
tatouyebuhuidabuwangsushezou,“wozaiyebuxiangjiannige**le!”
kongzilingzhanzaiyuandi,“suyuan!nishedediudiaozheisiniandeganqingma?”
tayanshenlimanshiaishang,fangfobeizhadeshitaziji。
shensuyuantingxiajiaobu,niejinquantou,zuizhonghaishimeirenzhuzhuanshenyigejianbushangqian,lunqiyiquanhenhenzazaikongzilinglianjiashang。
bugoujieqi,youchakaituijiazhukongzilingdegebojiangrenshuaifanzaidi,tajiuqinanrendeyiling,xinghongdemouzisiyaojiangnanrenshechuan,“wohenzijizenmemeizaodianfaxiannishizheimegelanren,yaoshizaozhidaowoyidingliniyuanyuande,gennigongchuyishikongqidoushiechoude,kanniyiyanwodouxianzanglewodeyanjing!womingtianjiuquzuoquanshentijian,nitmyaoshiganrangworanbing,woraobuleni!”
fangwanhenhuashensuyuandiuxiarenzoule。
kongzilingbeitazheijiashihedelengzaidangchang,zheihaishitadiyicijianshensuyuanfazheimedadehuo。
liangrenshitongbantongxue,qichu,kongzilingxianxuexiaozhusutiaojiantaichabuyuanyizhuxiao,danrenshishensuyuanhouweilezhuitazhujinlesirenyijiandesushe,bushihaiyaorenshouduanshuiduandianduanwang,zheisinianlaitameiyoubaoyuanguo,haijingchangbianzhehuayangdoushensuyuankaixin,bianzhefaerzhuiqiuxinaidenanhaier。
kongzilingzhangdehenhaokan,yanjingxiafangyouyikezhi,kanrendeshihoutebieshenqing,napatazhishiqianqianyipie,duishiderenyehuibuzijuelunxianzaitadeshenqingli。
shensuyuandangchujiushibeitazheishuangyanjingjimengpianle。
骗得渣都不剩。
zaiyiqihoukongzilingduishensuyuanqianyibaishun,zhonghuadoushebudeshuoyiju,yougetoutengnaoredejinzhangdaobuxing,huicheyebumiandezhaoguduifang,jieri、jinianriconglaibuhuiwangji,meicihuidoutiqianzhunbeijingxi。
daxueshiguang,tamenliuxialebushaomeihaodehuiyi。
liangrendeguanxibanlirendouzhidao,meiyoupianjian,yemeiyoubeiguli,shenzhiyourendaqushuokongzilingchongshensuyuanchongdetaiguole。
shensuyuanyiqianyeshizheimerenweide。
zhidaobiyewanhuiqianyiwan,tadaizhejingxinzhunbeidebiyeliwuqianwanglaodifangjiantadeairenshi,quezaibanlukanjianletadenanpengyouzhenghebierenrewen。
napaludenghuanghun,napatashilibuzenmehao,ketahaishiyiyanjiurenchuleneigehezijichaoxixiangchulesiniandenanpengyou,neigemeitiandoushuoaita、fenkaijifenzhongjiushuoxiangtadenanpengyou,cishizhengbaozhegemoshengnanrenrewen。
shenzhitadouzoujinle,neigeshuonengzaimangmangrenhaizhongyiyanzhaodaotadenanpengyouquesihaomeiyoufaxian。
tadaizhemanqiangaiyibenfuliangrenzuihoudexiaoyuanshiguang,quebeidangtoujiaoleyipenliangshui。
zhenggerenbeijiaodetouxinliang。
tamendachaoleyijia,nanrenbianjietianheirencuoleren,rencuodetaiduchengkenjile,shenzhixiaguidaoqian,jiashangneishuangwangsheidoushenqingdeyanjingshiluludewangzheshensuyuan,qiqiutadeyuanliang。
yichaoyixidexiangchu,yiqianduotiandechongaihepeiban,shensuyuanzuobudaohenxingeshe。
tayishixinruanzuizhongxuanzeleyuanliang。
kezaidiertian,zhananyoujiletadangtouyibang。
biyewanhuixuyaoyongdaohenduozhuoyi,nanhaizitilichongpei、liqigengda,zheizhonghuodangranfenpeijiletamen。
zhidingjiaoshidezhuoyiyijingbankong,haichayizhangzhuozi,shensuyuanzhidepaoquqitameiyouhuodongdejiaoshiban。
yinweishibiyeji,henduojiaoshidoumeiyouren,tazhijiedakaimenjiujinqule,wuwaimanshihuanhusheng,takaimendeshengyinjiuxiandeweiruolexie。
raner,takanjianlezheibeizizuibuxiangjiandehuamian。
koukoushengshengshuotengtaaita,zuowanhaitongkuliutibaozhengzhiaitadenanpengyou,cikezhengzaijiaoshigenbierenxingyushuizhihuan。
jiaochandeliangrenguoyutouru,wanquanmeiyouzhuyidaojinlaideshensuyuan。
haishikongzilingshenxiadenvhaierbeidianleyixia,xiangyaozhuazhuoziwenzhushikanjianleshensuyuan。
“啊!”
yishengjianjiaojingxingleshensuyuan,kongzilingyehuitoukanjianleta。
zang,taizangle,shizaitaizangle。
shensuyuanwuzhuzuilangbeizhuanshen,takuangbenxiangweishengjian,jiangweilidedongxitulegeganjing,tudetazhanbuwenguidaozaibusuanganjingdedizhuanshang。
exin、quru、bukanzaidanaopanxuan。
teng,quanshenteng,nanadouteng,neikexinzanggengteng,tengdetachuanbuguoqilai。
yiwangdemeihaoyimumufuxianzaiyanqian,jiuxiangzaichaoxiaotacikedebukan。
yuanyiweikongzilinggenqitarenbutong,yuanyiweitamenzhijianshizhenai,yiweitamenhuiheqitazhixiangwanwandenanhaizibuyiyang,yiweitamenzhijianshiheyixingyiyangde,zhengzhengjingjingde、shibiciweiweiyideaiqing。
kerujinkanlai,tabuguoshikongzilingqingdouchukaishiganghaoyudaodeneigeren,zaizheiqijianzhiyoutayigerenzairenzhentanlianai,erkongzilingbuguoshituyishi**,kanduiyanjiukeyishangchuang、suiyilanjiaode**!
且男女不忌!
kongzilingzhuilechulai,daoqian,xiagui,qiqiuyuanliang。
tashuo:“nizongderangwoshiguobierencaizhidaowofeinibukea!”
tashuo:“woxianzaizhidaole,wozhiaini,zhixianggenni↑chuang,zhixianggennidoai,nibiqitasuoyourendouhao,woyihoubuhuile,wozaiyebuhuipengqitarenle。”
tashuo:“nixiangxinwo,wozhendehenaihenaini。”
tashuo:“wobunengmeiyouni。”
tinglezheixiehua,shensuyuanzhiganjuezheigenanrenzang,kanyiyandouexindechengdu。
shensuyuanyijingmeiyouliqizaitingtadeboqingdaaile,tazuobudaoxiaosa,bijingzheishitazhenzhenqieqieailesiniandenanren,tajiangrentuikai,liuxiayijufenshoujiuzoule。
jinguantashebudeneisiniandeganqing,zhidaozuotianwanshangzhiqiandouhaichirediaizhekongziling,ketahenqingxing,tabuhuigenyigesuichulanjiaoderenzaiyiqi,gengbuhuiweiquzijilangfeidahaonianhuachengweiyigedengdaiairenhuijiadeyuanfu。
毕业季,分手季。
xuezhangxuejieliuxiadeliuzizhenyanhaishitaiquanweile。
jinguanhentongku,dantanadeqiyefangdexia,tahenqingchu,likaikongzilingneiyanglingrenzuooudezhananshimingzhidexuanze。
zheishitaburushehuidediyike,yeshitaxinshengdeqidian。
diertianyizao,sushecaikaimenmeiduojiushensuyuanjiutuozhexinglixiangxialou,tazhixianglimalikaixuexiao,likaizheigedaochushikongzilingshenyingdedifang。
tatuozhepibeideshentizouchusushelou,yigeshenchuanbaiselianyiqundenvhaierzhanzailoudixia,kanjiantachulaijiukaixindezhaoshou,“suyuan!niyaozoulema?”
shensuyuandexinqingjiugenzheitianqiyiyang,yinchenchende,dantabuhuibahuaixinqingliujiwuguderen,“ng,zhaohaolegongzuo,neibianyaoqiujinkuaiqubaodao。”
当然,这是借口。
nvhaiziwenroudexiaozhe,jiangyishukaidezhenghaodexiangrikuisaijintahuaili,“zhuniciquqianchengsijin,wanshishunsui,xinxiangshicheng。”
shensuyuanmianqiangyangqiyigehaokandexiao,“xiexie。”
nvhaizibaibaishou,“yilushunfeng。”tayanlishandongzheguang,quexiaodehenhaokan。
shensuyuandiantou,“zaijian。”
tazoulejibu,nvhaiziguqiyongqiyoujiaozhuleta,“shensuyuan,woxihuanni,xihuanlezhengzhengsinian。”
shensuyuantingxialai,zhuanshen,zhanglezhangzui,queshiyigeziyeshuobuchulai。
nvhaizizhangshuleyikouqi,“zhongyushuochulaile。”
tadeshuangyanshandongzhejingyingdeleiguang,shuodehuahenqing,“nihuiliuzaihuashima?”
沈苏元摇头。
nvhaideleiyiyongerxia,quehaishiwenroudexiaozhe,“zaijian,shensuyuan。”
shensuyuanfangxiaxinglixiang,zouhuiqu,qingqingbaolebaonvhaier,“wohenxingyunnengdedaonidexihuan,xiexie。biyele,zhuniyougemeihaodekaishi。zaijian。”
nvhaizoule,shensuyuanbaozhehua,zaikongdangdangdexiaojingshangzhanlehenjiu。
tajidezheigenvhai,zhangruxue,gebibande,yiqianshangdakedeshihouzuoguotongzhuo。
tazheisinianmanxinmanyandoushikongziling,genbenkanbudaoqitameihaoderen。
naodaizhangtengdelihai,tayaoleyaotou,jixuzou。
daolejichang,yinweiqingxubujia,haojicizoucuotongdao,haizhuangdaoleyigegaodadenanren,tadishengdaoqian,quexiandemianruanwuli。
nanrenwenzhushenxinghoudaliangletayifan,suihoushenchushou,tankaizhangxinluchuyiketang,“nanguodeshihouchiketangxinqinghuihaoyixie。”
shensuyuantaiqitou,duishangyizhangyingqibirendelian,mingmingyinggaishiweiyan、qichangshizudelian,quedaizhewenhedexiao,yuqidichenquebushiruya,tingqilaihenshufu。
shensuyuanzhuaqineiketang,xinqingbuzijuedeshuchanglexie,“xiexie。”
nanrenyijiuwenhedexiaozhe,jitarangkailu,“qianmianrenduo,zhuyianquan。”
shensuyuandiantou,zhangshuleyikouqi,suihoutingzhilebei,taiqitou,tuozhexinglixiangdabuwangqianzou。
taxiangtongle,tabugaiweilegezhananbazijigaodeyituanzao。
tagaizhenzuoqilai,yongquanxindezitaiyingjiexinshenghuo,yingjieweilai,haohaozhengqian,nulishenghuo。
毕业晚会哭了,我是庆祝分手啊!