别以为我是哑巴就可以吃绝户
《别以为我是哑巴就可以吃绝户》 小说介绍
wenzhangmingzijiaozuo《bieyiweiwoshiyabajiukeyichijuehu》，shiyibenshifennaidudeyanqing zuopin，weiraozhezhujiao jingjingwangmeicuilihaoyuzhijiandegushisuozhankaide，zuozhekaidi，jianjieshi：laguotaerzizaiyipangshuo：“tashigeyaba，yihoushengchulaideerzikendingyeshigeyaba，wobutongyi，fanyebiechile，ganjinjiaotazou。”……
《别以为我是哑巴就可以吃绝户》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
woshiyigezaifuliyuanzhangdadeyanv。
linjinnianguan，zaiwangshangkandaozulinnvpengyouguonianhuijiayingfujiarende**，wohaobuyouyudequle。
xiangdaobuyongyigerenguonian，haiyouqianna。
yilaierquzhendegennanshenghaoshangle。
diyicigentahuijia，gentamamadaleyijia
diercihuijiashishangtaojiehunshiyi。
wangmeicuidezhiwogentaerzishizenmerenshide，mashangjiubianguale。
buzhiyaoqiuwotuihuilihaoyuzunvpengyoude2000kuaiqian，cailiyifenbuji，haiyaonachuyibaiwanpeijiacainenglingzheng。
jiulianwozijimaidefangzifangchanzhengshangyeyaobiangengchengtaerzidemingzi。
haoa，nimenyijiasuanpandademingmingbaibai，qifuwobunengjianghua。
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wohaimeihelihaoyuhaoshangdeshihou，wangmeicuijiubuxihuanwo。
laguotaerzizaiyipangshuo：“tashigeyaba，yihoushengchulaideerzikendingyeshigeyaba，wobutongyi，fanyebiechile，ganjinjiaotazou。”
“ma，nijiufangxinba，jingjingyababushitianshengde，tashixiaoshihoubeizhensuodeyishengyongcuoyaoyaohuaide。”lihaoyupaipaitamadeshou，rangtaanxin。
“erqiewojiurendingtale，zheibeizifeitabuqu，nibujieshouta，feiyaohongtachuqu，nijiudengzhewodanshendaoliushisuiba。”
lihaoyushuozheihua，youkuazhangchengfen，kuadaqicijiushiweilerangtamazhinanertui。
xuanzhongwolaijiabantanvpengyou，jiushitazhidaotamuqinbukenenghuirangyigecanjirenjinmen，tazaizhuangzuoyongqingzhishenbukezibadeyangzi，gentamajixuhaozhe，fanzhengnvpengyoujinizhaozhele，shinibutongyi。
wangmeicuizhuanshenduiwobaileyiyan。
chifandeshihoulihaoyuzaitamamianqianbiaoxiandehenjiji，duiwoyikouyigebaobeidejiaozhe，jiacaiyeshizhuantiaorou，jiwotiguboxia，duiwoshiyanse。
wodiankaishoujidazi，“xiexieayijiwomenzuodezheimeyidazhuohaocai，woyihouyidinghaohaoxiaojingnin。”
wangmeicuipieleyiyan，meihaoqideshuo：“buyong，chiwanfangenwoerzifenshoujiushiganxiewole。”
zheiyidunfanruzuozhenzhan，haodaiwoshinaqianbanshi，yaoyoudianzhiyecaoshou。
youdaxiayixingzi，xiaorongtiantiandedijitakan。
“ayi，womenshizhenai，ninbujieshouyekeyi，wohehaoyujielehunjiushilingwaidejiatingle，yexubunengjingchanghuilaikannin，ninnengyigerenyaozhaoguhaoziji。”
tinglihaoyushuo，tafuqinzaitaxiaoshihoujiuchuguile，tamenlihunhouwangmeicuijiuduinianqingpiaoliangdenvrenhenchoushi，duitazhangkongyuhenqiang，zheiyeshilihaoyuxuanzewodeyuanyinzhiyi，wochulebunengshuohua，qitadounengnadechushou。
“nihushuoshenme，wobutongyinimenjiubiexiangjiehun，nisuangeshenmedongxi，ganqiangwoerzi，chouyabahulijing。”wangmeicuihuole，jiangkuaizichaowoyidiu。
“ma，nibiegenjingjingzheiyangshuohua。”lihaoyuanzhutamuqin，diujiyijiyanshen。
woshoushangdazifeikuai，youdiguoqu，“haoyuqinkoudayingwode，hunhoubuhuipoxitongzhu，haoyutengwojingwoaiwo，shenmedoutingwode，ma，niguanletazheimeduonian，yegaifangshoule，rangtaquzhuixunshuyuzijidexingfu。”
“sheishinima，nigangjinmendeshihouwojiuxiangshuole，nijianzhangbeichuanduankuxianghuama？”wangmeicuiyounubukeeshizhizhizhewodeyifulingkou，\"lingkouneimedi，woyitaitoujiukandaole，buzhijiandian。\"
“lihaoyucongxiaobeiwojiaodehaohaode，zenmehuirenshinizheiyangdenvhaizi，ni**chengzheiyanggouyinta，tahuigenwoduizheganma。”
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woyehaobushiruo，“ayi，shininerzixianzhuiqiudewo，tiantiansongwoshangbanxiaban，jiwomaizaocan，tiandiannaichayemeitingguo，haijiwosonglegejiwandebao，wobuyaotahaishengqi，meitianbujiwofashangbaitiaoweixintadoushuibuzhe，woshizaishibeitasichanlandajiuchandemeibanfalecaidayingtade，buxinniwenta。”
lihaoyushayanle，kandaowangmeicuipieguolaideyanshen，yeshiyingzhetoupimengdiantou。
“jiushinigouyindeta。”wangmeicuihaishibuxin。
yitaduizijierzidelejie，tazuobulaizheixieshi，talianpibo，maijiwankuaiqiandebaobaosongnvshenggengshibukeneng，tadoubiliandouganjing，kendingshizheigeyabaanshitaneigeshaerziqufenqidaikuanmaibao，yihuiertajiuquerzixiaofeijilu。
“nizenmeganshouzheimeguidebao，youdianjiaoyangdenvhaidouganbuchulai，baobaojiwohaihuilai。”
轮到我傻眼了。
哪有什么包啊。
lihaoyuyidongbudong，yekanguolai，meiyoubangwoshuohua。
“......”
woganjinwanglihaoyuhuailisuo，shizhihemuzhinielenietadeyijiao，zhuangzuohenhaipadeyangzi。
wangmeicuiheizhelianbawolachulai，shuailewoyibazhang，damawo：“haichanzhewoerzibufang。”
“nizheiyangdenvrenwojianduole，jiushiqianshoushi，babaotuijiwowojiubugennijijiaole，zaichanzhewoerziworaobuleni！！”
womengquanle，suiranshiwoxiangyaodexiaoguodanmeixiangdaotamamazheimeqiangshi，jiangbudaoliangjujiushangshou。
woyebushishenmehaoqifude。
zhanwenhoumashanghaileliangjihenlidebazhang，meiyoukongzhilidao，wangmeicuibeidahoushuangjiarouyankejiandehongzhongqilai。
wangmeicuifanqihongxuesideliannudengzhewo，xiangshangshouchewodetoufa，woyanjishoukuaideduanqizhuoshangdefanwanchaotalianbianyidiu，younaqidieqingcaizaguoqu。
wangmeicuishenshangbaide，qingde，huangde，youninide，haobulangbei。
tadajiaoqilai，beishenshangdeyouninongdebushi，gengqideshiwoganduitadongshou。
wolengzhelian，shoushanghaizhuazhepanqingzhengyu，shishikekezhunbeizhezaitatoushangyigebaokou，ruguotazaiduiwodongshoudehua。
“ni，ni，ni——”taxiangbuqiwojiaoshenme，youpawozaiduitarengchuqu，zhizhewobizishuobuchuhua。
duidaimanhengbujianglideren，jiuyinggaitongyangmanhengbujianglidefangshihuiji。
wonaqizhuozishangdeshoujifeikuaidazi，\"laidebuwangfeiliye，ayi，niyeqianshoushi。\"
lihaoyukanchabuduole，tiaochulaizuzhi，“nimenhaohaodezenmedaqilaile，zheiyaozenmechia，jingjinga，kuaijiwomadaoqian。”
guzhufahuale，wokendingting，weikuanhaimeiyoufuni。
dazi，juqishouji，“duibuqi。”
zuihou，woshibeihongchuqude。
zhanzaimenkoudenglelihaoyuhenjiu，buzhidaotamenmuziliangzaishuoshenme，gujishizaishuowodehuaihua。
jintianshikuanianye，zhendehenleng。
上他家之前。
lihaoyushuomianduitamabuyongtaikeqi，yuediaomanbujiangliyuehao，zuihaonengdaqilai，tahuizaiyipangquanjia，yihoujiuyoujiekoushuo“nimenhebulai，wobuhuizaidaitahuilai”zhileidehua。
buguowojintianzaizheidanaozheiyichu，tamamayebuhuizaixiangjiandaowoleba。
无所谓。
lihaoyuchulaiyihouduiwoyidunkua，shuoworuheruheyongmeng，shitazheimeduonianjiandaodiyigenengmazhifuderen。
wotingzhe，momobizi，genzhexiao。
sheirangwomeibameima，congxiaozaifuliyuanzhangda，buxiangbeirenqifu，yangchengdeqiushengbenneng。
suoyidanglihaoyudemamadawoyibazhangdeshihou，woxiangyemeixiangdehaileliangbazhang。
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shuolaiyeqiguai，banglihaoyujiejuediaotamacuitajiehundeshiqing，yinggaiqianhuoliangqingmeiyoujiaojilecaidui。
lihaoyupinfandezhaowoliaotian，hailaixuexiaojiewoxiaban，daiwoquchiwanfan，yamalu，kandaoyoumaihuadelaonainaide，haihuiwentawoshiheshenmehua。
yishubaozhuangjingmeibaisedeshanchahuadidaowoshoushangdeshihou，wokanzhemianqianrenzhendemiankong，worenshengzhongdiyiciyoulexindongdeganjue。
然后，我们恋爱了。
buzhidaolihaoyushizenmegentamamashuode。
dangtagenwoshuo，tamamatongyiwomenzaiyiqile，chunjiedeshihouhuiqushangliangjiehunshiyi。
woyouxiebuman，dazi，“yetaizaoleba，womenjiaowangcaiyigeyue，zenmejiuyaojiehunle，lihaoyu，niyemeiyougenwoqiuhuna。”
lihaoyuhaobuzaiyi，shaolezhuiqiuwoshiyoudenaixin，congcongkanleyiyanshouji，“buzaole，woguowannianjiu30sui，nanrenerlizhinianzuihaoshiyaojiehunde。”
sihaomeiyoukaolvdaowoxiangbuxiangjiehun，ni30suixiangjiehungenwoyoushenmeguanxi。
qiuhunyishiyemeiyou，kongshoutaobailang，xiangzheimemenghunguoqu。
没门！
“nimazenmeshuode，tazhendetongyiwomenzaiyiqi？bupawomenyoudaqilai？”
“tazhudongtide，rangwomennianhoujiuqulingzheng。”
wobeiwangmeicuihongchuquzhishi，takanwodeyanshenyuandu，babudebawobopichoujinzenmekenenghuitongyi。
wochenmole，bushidaibiaowotongyile，ershiwoyaokankantamenguancailimaideshenmeyao。
lihaoyuzhidaowoyouzijidefangzihou，meidazhaohu，diertianyizaojiuzhaotizhexinglilaishuoyaogenwotongju。
wobutongyi，lihaoyuruanyingjianshi，chengnuozijizhizhukefang，meiyouwodeyunxujueduibuhuitajinwodewodewoshiyibu，tahaihuibaolansuoyoudejiawuheyirisancan，wocaimianqiangdaying。
shihoufanyingguolai，wohelihaoyuzheiyigeyuefazhandeweimiantaikuailexie。
wowenlihaoyuzenmexiangde，tabuyiweiran，shenzhitaiduhenbuhao。
“wo30le，xiangjiehunyoushenmebuduima，woshenbianyigegemenrenjiadousantaile，niyebuxiaolewomenzhuajin，xianzaishenghaizinenghuifukuaixie，shenglebaoyuezizhongxindeqian，womenyihoudeqianyaohuazaihaizidejiaoyushang，xianzaiyangyigehaiziduogui。”
wodangjijiubushuangle，wolianjiehundoumeidaying，zenmejiudaoshenghaizineiyibule。
zuoyuezihaibuxubaoyuezizhongxin，qingwennimeigeyuehuazaiwoshenshangdeyouduoshaoqian。
zhuwodechiwodeyongwode，ruanfannanyige，zenmeyouliankaikoushuozheizhonghua。
yaoshiwonengkaikoushuohua，woyijingzanghuamantianfeile。
wodazi，“lihaoyu，nidaodiyoumeiyouxihuanguowo，weishenmeyigenanrenkeyibiandezheimekuai，nizhuiwoshibushijuedewoyigeyabahaonanie，shenmedouyaotingnide？”
fuliyuanmeiyoubeilingyangdehaizichushehuibijiaozao。
womeiyoushenmexueli，qingjiegong，gongdi，kuaidifenjian，yiyuandaipai......zhiyaobierenbuxianqiwoshigeyaba，shenmegongzuowodounenggan，zheixienianzanlebushaoqian，zangoushoufujiumashangmaifangzi，wobuyuanyizaipiaobole，womeiyouguishugan，suoyicaihuibeilihaoyulianjiadezhuiqiudadong。
dangwoyishidaoshanglelihaoyuzheisouzeichuan，wohaiyuanyijitajihui，wobuxiangfangqizheilaizhibuyidewennuan。