不做舔狗后，我送白月光吃牢饭
《不做舔狗后，我送白月光吃牢饭》 小说介绍
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woxinzhongshengjiedebaiyueguang，shigezisizili，weibushudebaiyanlang！
wochongnibaiyueguangnvshendaoguzili，taquelianshounanguimijiangwobisi！
zhongshenghou，woyiquanzadaobaiyueguangsuqianlianshang！
zheiyishi，worangnimengongchilaofan，enaidaodi！
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“chenfei，wozaijinggaoniyibian，xuzhehaoshiwonanguimi，nibixubangta，bubangwojiugennifenshou，yongyuanbuzailini！”
tingdaoshuxideshengyin，wozhengkaiyan，kanzheshenpangmanmiaodeqianying，huanghuzhong，woquedingleyijianshi，zijizhongshengle。
zhongshengzailerenshengdeguanjianshike：yaobuyaobangnvyoudenanguimixuzhehao？
“wobang**a，qusibanimen！”
henlideshengyincongwohoutouhouchu，woshuangmuchihong，jiuchayiquanzadaosuqianlianshang！
suqianmingxianyileng，sihushibuganxiangxinwojingganmata，suihouyilianfennu：
“chenfei，nishenmetaidu，nijingganmawo？”
huoxushiwoyizhiyilai，wudixiandechongai，daozhisuqianzaoyimishileziwo，buganxiangxinyizhiduitayantingjicong，weiweinuonuodewojingganmata。
suqiandangranbuhuizhidao，zhongshengdewozaoyikanqingtachouloudezuilian。
tabuzaishiwoxinzhongneigeshengjiedebaiyueguang，ershigezisizili，weibushudebaiyanlang！
shuodaotaneigenanguimixuzhehao，wogengshilaiqi。
tamendugaozhongjiushihenyaohaodepengyou，liangrenguanxifeichangqinmi，yiqibaokaotongyisuodaxue，tongyizhuanye。
congdudasankaishi，xuzhehaojiuranshangleduyin。
【xuzhehaorenbingbuhuai，zhishibeirenyoudao，wuruleqitu，zuoweihaoguimi，woyidingyaobangta】
【nibangtajiushizaibangwo，nibubangtajiushibuxihuanwo】
suqianjiushizheimegenwoshuode。
woduisuqianyijianzhongqing，wohenxihuanta，weilezhuidaosuqian，wofeijingxinsi，haoburongyizhuidaoshouhou，wogengshibeijiazhenxi，hehubeizhi，duitabaiyibaishun。
wobenyiweikeyigensuqianxiuchengzhengguo，baitouxielao。
danyiqiedoubeitaneigenanguimijihuile。
shangyishi，woxianggeshaziyiyang，weisuqianfuchulequanbu，weilebugensuqianfenshou，wodayingbangtadenanguimixuzhehaohaiduzhai，weici，wobuxicongfumuneipianlaiyibaiwan。
zuizhong，xuzhehaozaisuqiandebangzhuquandaoxia，xuanyalema，liangrenzoudaoleyiqi，shuangsushuangfei，liuxiawomanshendeshanghen，jiaporenwang。
wofumushengyishibai，fuqinjidaobaofaxinzangbingcusi，muqinyiyebaitou！
muqingaosuwo，yaoshiyouneiyibaiwan，nifuqinyejiubuzhiyuzhouzhuanbuguolai，daozhishengyishibai，jidaobaofaxinzangbingcusile。
家破人亡。
苏倩又把我甩了。
daozhiwoyiduyiyu，chuxianleyanzhongdexinlijibing，muqinbawosongdaoleyiyuanjieshouzhiliao。
woyongyuanwangbule，suqianneiyifumanbuzaihudeyangzi，xiaozhegenrenshuo，“wodoubuzhidaozijiyouzheimedameilini，aiwoaidaoyiyu，nishabushaa，gege！”
woyeyongyuanjide，muqinweilerangwoxinqingnenghuifudian，guixialaikukuaiqiusuqian。
kesuqianquezhishengyiliandanmo：“nigaoqingchudian，shinierzifeiyaoaiwo，youbushiwoxihuanta，nibiedaodebangjiahaobuhao？zheiyanghenexinye！”
womamabenlaishentizhuangkuangjiubuhao，zheijianshizhijiedaozhitayiyuchengji，zuizhongbingsizaiyiyuan。
woshengwukelian，xuanzeletiaolouzisha！
“chenfei，wozuihouzaijinishimiaozhongkaolv，nidaodiyaobuyaobangwonanguimihaohao？”
suqiandeshengyin，jiangwodesixulahuixianshi。
wosisidingzheyanqiandegounannv，yigutaotiandehenyicongxindishengqi，jinwoshuangquan，henbudedasitamen。
要不要帮许哲浩？
wotamashangyishifansha，zheiyishi，haifanshama？
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“wopingshenmeyaobang？woqiannimendema？”wolenglengyixiao，lianshangnuqigengsheng。
suqiansihuyishidaoleshenme，kandechulai，tahenxiangfahuo，dantahaishirenzhule，shengyinshaoweihuanheleyixie：
“feifei，nishibushiwuhuishenmele，wobushizaogennishuoguoma，xuzhehaoshiwonanguimi，womenzhijianshichunyouyi，ninandaobuxiangxinwo？”
xuzhehaoyelianmangzaiyibiandaqiang，“shiachenfei，wogenqianqianzhijianzhendeshichunyouyi，qianqianbamawodourenshi，nifangxin，wohuiduobangnizaiqianqianbamamianqianshuohaohuade，nijiubangwozheicixingma，yesuanzaibangnizijima！”
“chunyouyi？haha，hahaha！”
xiangdaoqianshizheiduigounannvdesuozuosuowei，bawohaideneimecan，tamenqueshuangsushuangfei，wojiuqibudayichulai，“nimenhaidangwo**shiba？laozijiushibangyitiaogou，doubuhuizaibangnimenzheiduigounannv！”
“chenfeininaozichoujinleshibushi，manzuipenfen？”
suqianjingnujiaojia，qifendezhizhewo，“chenfei，wozaijiniyicizhongxinzuzhiyuyandejihui，nidaodiyaobuyaobangxuzhehao？”
“ruguonibubangta，yihoujiubiexiangwozailini！”
呵呵！
又是熟悉的那套。
zhiqianmeidangwoduisuqiandeyaoqiu，yousuochiyideshihou，tadouhuiyibuliwolaiweixie。
“laozixuyaonilima？niyouduoyuangunduoyuan！”
我直接回怼。
wodoulandezailihui，rengxiayiju‘**’jiuzoule，touyemeihui。
wozhidaosuqiangenxuzhehaozheiduigounannvkendingshayanle，congshenhouchuanlaisuqianqijibaihuaideshengyin，“chenfei，ni……ni……nihuihouhuide，wokanninengyingqidaoshenmeshihou！”
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后悔？
我是很后悔。
huibugaiweilebangsuqian，pianzoufumucunkuan，haidelaobajichuxinzangbingcusi。
zheiyishi，zaiyebukenengrangzheizhongshifashengle。
haiyoujianshifeichangzhongyaodeshi，bunenggufushenjiayuezheigebaozangnvhai。
shenjiayuegenwoshigaozhongtongxue。
shangyishiwozhujinjingshenbingyuanhou，shenjiayueteyizaijingshenbing**，zhaoguwo、kaidaowo。
zhishiwoneishihoubeizhuyoumenglexin，mannaozidoushisuqian，yanlizairongbuxiarenhenvsheng。
zheiyishi，woyaohaohaozhenxita。
woqushangchangmailekuaijingzhidenvshishoubiaogenyishuhua，ranhougan**shi，zhunbeisongjishenjiayue。
huidaojiaoshi，banshangdetongxuemenkandaowopengzhexianhuagenlihejinlai，fenfenkaishiqihong：
“yo，chenfei，youjisuqiansonghuasongliwua？tianlezheimejiu，haimeitiandao？”
“suqiandaodiyoushenmemeilia，jingranbanimichengzheiyang？tinggejuquanba，huangerentian，nizaozhuidaoshoule！”
dajiadouzhidaowoshisuqiandetiangou，kandechulai，bushaorenweiwogandaobuzhi。
zhikexi，shangyishiwoshiyijuquandoutingbujinqu。
suqianzuozaizuoweishang，kandaowoshi，womingxianfaxiantadeyidexiaoleyixia。
显然，她是误会了。
suqianxiayishideyiwei，womailiwushilaixiangtapeizuide。
shangyishidewo，jiujingchangzheimegan。
“biebiebie，wokebuyaonishenmeliwu，shaolaizheitao！”
suqianyilianaojiao，guyishuangshouhuanxiong，yifuwanweideyangzidingzhewo。
wozhidao，tazaidengzhewosongshangliwu，guiqiuyuanliangni。
yaoshizhiqian，wokendinghuizheimegan，guidaotayuanliangweizhi。
raner，zheicitayaoshiwangle。
wonazheliwuhuidaolezijidezuowei，doumeidaizhengyankansuqian。
suqianyinggaishihenyiwai，yeyoudianjile，guyichezhesangzidashengshuo：“qiurenyuanliang，jiuyaoyouqiurenyuanliangdetaidu，chenwoxianzaixinqinghao，hainengjinigejihui，yaoshizaiwanyidian，wokebuhuizaijinijihuile。”
tameikanwo，danzheihuamingxianshizaiduiwoshuo。
wodangzuomeitingdao，shisuqianrukongqi。
suqianjiyanle，zaiyeannaibuzhu，nuqichongchongdezoudaolewogenqian，“chenfei，nidaodishenmeyisi？mailiwulaiqiuwoyuanliang，youbuzhudongkaikou？taijieyijingjinile，nihaiyaozenyang？”
wozhishizhesuqian，heheyixiao：“suqian，niyoubingjiuquyiyuanzhibing，biezaiwomianqianfashenjing，shenmeqiuniyuanliang，worenshinima？”
banshangfeitengyipian，“feigeyingqilea，niubi！”
“陈飞你……”
suqiandengdaleyanjing，bukezhixin，“niyoushimaihuayoushimaibiaode，bushilaiqiuwoyuanliangyoushishenmeyisi？”
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wolele，“suqian，nihaizhenshizizuoduoqinga，sheishuowomaihuamaibiaojiuyidingshiyaosongjini？”
“bushisongwo，neishisongshei？”
苏倩愣住了。
taxiguanxingdejieshouwosongdongxi，xiangshouwodetian。
shangyishidewo，yezhijitayigenvshengsongdongxi，beitongxuemenxichengwei，suqiandezhuanshutiangou，duiciwojingranhaishashadelezaiqizhong。
“wosongsheiguannipishi？”
wolandezailihui，kandaosuqianzheifuqijibaihuaideyangzi，xinlihenshishuangkuai。
“chenfei，nimeijihuitianwole！”
suqianhenhendenglewoyiyan，qifendelikailejiaoshi。
henkuaiwojiushoudaolesuqianfalaidexiaoxi。
【chenfei，womingbaile，nishizaiyituiweijin，wanyuqingguzongshibushi？】
【gaosuni，niwanguotoule，woxianzaihenshengqi，gaizenmepingxiwodenuhuo，nizijikanzhebanba】
欲情故纵？
哈哈！
我差点没被笑死。
daolezheigefenshang，suqianjingranhaiyiweiwoshizaigentawanyuqingguzong，haiyiweiwoxihuantani？
yenanguaitahuizheimexiangle，bijingshangyishidewoshizaitaifanjian、taibeiweile，wuluntaduiwofaduodadehuo，zuihoudoushiwozhudongguiqiutaliwo。
taziranrenwei，wolibukaita，wobukenengbuxihuanta，zuiduojiushitiangouhuanletiandezishi。
wohuifuleju‘youbingjiuganjinquzhi，zheishidanwubude’，ranhoujiuguoduanbasuqianshanchule。
zheizhongshizaizhiqianwozenmeganzuo？
conglaidouzhiyousuqianbawoshanchu，zhiyaotaxinqingbuhao，douhuibawoshanchulahei，erwozekelianxixidejitamailiwu，fahongbao，qiutabawocongheimingdanfangchulai。
xianzaishanlesuqian，woganjuexinqingdahao，zhenggeshijiedouqingjingle。
buyihui，yigedabanposudenvshengjiuzoujinlejiaoshi。
suirandabanposu，danmianrongbaixijingzhi，shuangmouruhushuiyibanshensui，wuheidezhangfaroushunerguangliang，shuchengyigejiandandefabin，jirenyizhongjiandandafang，qiechongmanwenyiqixideganjue。
tazhengshiwoshangyishicuoguodebaiyueguangnvhai，shenjiayue。
wojide，shenjiayuezaiwojiduyiyudeshihou，qingzhenyiqiedegenwoshuo：“chenfeinizhidaoma，yiqiandugaozhongdeshihou，wojialiqiong，chuandepolanhansuan，beitongxuemenkanbuqi，zhiyouniguliwo、bangzhuwo、jiwodaihaochide、daiwoquyouleyuanwan……”
“congneishihouqi，wojiuxihuannile，zhidaonidegaokaozhiyuanhou，wojiugennitianletongyangdezhiyuan，bingruyuangennijinletongyisuodaxue。”
“benyiweiwoyoujihuizhuiqiunile，kerangwomeixiangdaodeshi，nizhengtianweizhesuqianzhuan，yanlizhiyousuqian。”
“wozaogennishuoguo，suqianbushigehaonvsheng，buzhideniquxihuan，kenipianpianbuting……”
的确啊！
suqianneizhongnvsheng，youzenmezhidewoquxihuan？
“shenjiayue，songnide！”
shenjiayueguolaideshihou，woxiaozhesongshanglexianhuagenshoubiao。
tamingxianyileng，sihushibuganxiangxin，“chenfei，nizenmeturanhui？”
“yinweiwofaxian，nibisuqianyaohao……”woxiaozheshuo。
shenjiayueqiaolianweihong，nanyizhixindedingzhewo。
“chenfeiniweishenmeyaobawolahei……”
zheishihousuqianqichongchongdezouleguolai，faxianwojishenjiayuesonghuasongbiaoshi，tamingxianyijing，ranhoubishizhewo，yifuzhiwendekouwen：
“chenfei，nanguainixianzaiduiwozheimeyingqi，jiuyinweizheigecungu？woshuonishibushinaozijinshuile，fangzheben**butian，qutianyigecungu？”