《500行不行,您看我这壮硕的身材》 小说介绍
dajunjunweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandedoushixiaoshuo《500xingbuxing,ninkanwozheizhuangshuodeshencai》。gushizhujiaosumingliruodechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi,yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。jitianqian,tayechangshiguojigedayulegongsitoudijianli,danshiyulegongsifaxiantalianxiaoxuedoumeishangguo,xiangdoumeixiangzhijiejiutaotaile。……。
《500行不行,您看我这壮硕的身材》 第1章 苏明韩月国内文化断层 免费试读
“500xingbuxing,ninkanwozheizhuangshuodeshencai,zaininyanli,nandaobuzhi500ma?”
“500?”hanyuerenzhendedaliangyanqiandezheimingnanzi。
zhijiantadeyanjingshensuiruhai,litidewuguan,yimibadedagaoge,haiyouxiaomaiseyiyangdepifu,jirenyizhongfeichangyangguangyinglangdeganjue。
suirantachuandebuzenmeyang,danshi500yicihaoxiangyexinga。
“xing,500jiu500ba,daoshihoukannibiaoxian,ruguobiaoxiandebucuo,wokeyishidangjiaqian”
sumingtingdaohainengjiaqianhou,shuangyandunshiyiliang:“fangxin,wodeliqihendade,huoyebucuo,baozhengrangninmanyi”
hanyuedianlediantou:“neinijiugenwolaiba,nixianshipaiyiduan,ruguokeyidehuahuizhijiejinijiesuanbaochou。”
sumingpailepaixiongfubaozhengdao:“ok~ok~”
cishisumingdexinqingyouxiexingfen,bijingzheishitalaidaozheishijiejiedaodediyigehuoa!
ruguonengshunlinadaozhei500kuai,shengzhedianhuadehua,jiexialaiyigeyuetayenengshaowadiantudou。
suminglaidaozheigeshijieyijingyigeduoxingqile,tayedagailejielezheigeshijie,yijiyuanzhudeshenshi。
zheishijie,youxieqiguai,guoneiwenhuaduancengfeichangdeyanzhong,gequ、dianying、zongyihediqiushangwanquandebutong。
erguowaidedaduoshujingdiangequ,haishihediqiushangyiyangde。
zhiyuyuanzhudeshenshizhinengyongyigecanzilaixingrong。
tianshengjiushiruozhi,shenghuowufazili,meishangguoxue,meiyouwenping,chuleyongyouyishenhaopinangwai,shadoumeiyou。
fumuweilebangtazhibing,yeshimaidiaolezuzhai,bingqianxialeyi**dewaizhai。
ranerzheihaimeiwan,genglipudeshi,yinianqian,tafumujinchengdagongzaihuilaidelushang,yudaotianzai,shuangshuangyunan。
yuanzhunenghuodaoxianzai,wanquanjiushikaozheguojiameigeyuejitade800kuaidibao,yijizijidedidizhaoguzhe。
jiuzaisuminghuifuzhengchanghou,zhiqiandezhaizhumenjiukaishiluxushangmenlaitaozhaile。
dangqianleijishoudaodeqiantiaojiuyijingyou8wanduole!
zhiyuhoumianhaiyoumeiyourenshangmentaozhaihaishigeweizhishu。
zheibiqian,duitahedidieryanyeshiyibijukuanle。
bijingzaizheixiaoshancunli,yijintudoucaiqimaoqian。
wayiketudouqumai,yunqihaodianjiu5maoqianyike,yunqibuhao1-3maoyeshichangyoudeshi。
zhei8wankuai,tazhishaoyaowa...haoduoge。
zheibu,jintianbenlaixiangquwatudoudesuming,zouzailushangturanbeizheinvrenjilanzhule,yaoqingtaqubangmangluzhiyixiazongyi,bingqiekaichuyibaikuaidejuebaochou。
jingguotayifanruanmoyingpaozhihou,zuizhongzheinvrencaidayingjita500kuai。
suming“ninnengbunengxiantouluyixia,zanmenshiquluzhishenmejiemu?”
hanyuehuidao:“shiyidanglianaizongyi,denghuiwohuijinijiaoben(juben),nigenjujiaobenfahuijiuxingle”
sumingxinzhongdigudao:“lianaizongyi?”
sumingqianshiyesuanshibangeyulequanzhongderen,tasuiranwuyinbuquan,danshizuoci,zuoqushiyibahaoshou,bingqiezaiquanneiyeshiyouyidingdezhimingdude。
jitianqian,tayechangshiguojigedayulegongsitoudijianli,danshiyulegongsifaxiantalianxiaoxuedoumeishangguo,xiangdoumeixiangzhijiejiutaotaile。
buransumingyebuzhiyulunluodaoyaokaowatudoulaiweichishenghuo。
hanyuepieleyiyansuming,faxiantalengleyihui,yiweitashijinzhangde,lianmanganweidao:“nibuyongtaijinzhang,nijiulinshidingtiyixia,bangwomennanjiabinluzhiyigexiandaopian,womenhouqihuiranggongzuorenyuanbananjiabindelianpshangqude”
“呃..我不紧张”
qianshidetahaodaiyeshihunguoquande,shenmeyangdechangmianmeiyudaoguo。
bieshuoluzhiyigelianaizongyile,tazhiyaoqianjigou,rangtalaizhendedouxing。
更何况这还是演戏。
yanxi,bushiyouzuijiuxing?
yiersansiwuliuqi,jiushijqkshizaibuxing,houqipeiyin。
fanzhengtajiuna500kuai,zuohaotishenjiuxingle。
zaishuole,takeshiyouxitongdenanren,suiranzheixitongmingziyoudiandaidaide,jiaozuo【xianyanbao】muqianyemeizhaodaodakaidefangshi,danshizongbineixiemeiyouxitongdeqiangyixie。
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guoledagaibanxiaoshizuoyou,hanyuedaizhesuminglaidaoledaoyandemianqian:“landao,takeyima?”
lanyisaoleyiyansuming,zixidedaliangzhetadeshencai,zheishenxinghepeiyuqueshichabuduo。
danggetishenyinggaishimeiwentide。
lanyidandandeshuoleju:“xing,jiutaba,denghuirangtachuanshangzhangxiuchenyi,biebapifuluchulai,buranwomenhouqibuhaochuli”
hanyuedianlediantou,zheisuminghepeiyudefusequeshichajutingdade:“zhidaole,landao”
yipangdesuming,tingdaoyaochuanzhangxiuluzhi,liandunshikualexialai。
jintiandetianqijiangjinsishidule,chuangezhangxiu,neibubatajiresia!
hanyuedaizhesuminglaidaohuanyijianhou,biantiaoleyitaobijiaozhengshideheisexifudidaosumingdemianqian。
“hanzongjian,zheimeredetian,rangwochuanzhangxiu,youmeiyougaowenbutie?”
“给你加100”
“zheikeshisanshiduodudetianna,wanyizhongshule,keshiyaochurenmingde”
hanyueyelandezaihesumingfeihua,zhishuodao“zaiduojini500,nibuganjiuhuanren”
suminglianmangjieguohanyueshouzhongdexifupeixiaodao:“hanzongjian,qiaoninshuode,woshineizhongjianqianyankaiderenma,ninkanzhejijiushile”
nengduojiajibaikuai,sumingyijingfeichangmanzule。
ruguoshiqianshideta,gujiyekanbushangzheijibaikuai,danshixianzaideta,yagenmeidexuan,nengduozhuanyidianjiuzhuanyidian。
面子值几个钱啊。
suminghuanhaoyifuhou,hanyuejiudaizhetalaidaoleyijianbeizhuangbanchenghunlixianchangdexiaoyuannei。
xiaoyuannei,cishijiahaolegezhongshexiangji,fujinyedouzhanmanlegongzuorenyuan。
hanyuebajiaobendidaosumingdemianqianwendao:“niyinggaitingguopeiyudegeba?”
sumingyaoleyaotou:“meitingguo”
hanyuetingdaozheihuidalengleyihui,peiyuzaizhongduoxiaoxianrouzhong,keyishuoshibijiaochumingdeyigele。
suirantafengpingbuzenmeyang,danshizhiyaoshiyoujiechuguowangluode,yinggaidourenshitacaiduia。
毕竟黑红也是红嘛。
“xing,neinianzhaojiaobenshangdeyanjiuxing,zuozaigangqinbianshangsuibiandanyidanjiuok”
benlaihanyuehaixiangrangsumingduiyixiakouxingde,danshisumingshuotameitingguopeiyudegequ,neijiusuanle。
suming:“suibiandanyidan?”
hanyue:“ng,nizhuyibiekanjingtoujiuxing,ruguobuxiaoxinbanidelianpaijinqule,houqiphaishitingmafande”
“OK~”
sumingchulvedekanleyixiajiaoben,jiushirangtabanyanyigegaobigedejinyuxinanshen。
qianmiandehaihao,danshidangtakandaoshouweidedongzuohou,sumingmeitouweiweiyizhou:“zheidongzuohaoxiuchia...”
wangyoufeixiangdefengdianping:yuedu《500xingbuxing,ninkanwozheizhuangshuodeshencai》,woshenkeganshoudaolezuozhedajunjundezhuoyuebili。taduigegechangjingdemiaoxiefeichangjingzhun,zhanxianlefengfudewenxuezhishiheshenmeipinwei。zheiyangnenggoutaoyexingqingdezuopinyijinghenshaojianle,zhenderangrenpeifu。《500xingbuxing,ninkanwozheizhuangshuodeshencai》dekuangjiayedingdexiangdangbucuo,zhengtijiegoujincouerliuchang,zaixinidewenbizhongzhanxianchudutedefengge。zuoweiyimingreai[biaoqian:xiaoshuoleixing]xiaoshuodeduzhe,henjiumeiyouyudaozheiyanglingrenzhemidezuopinle。
wangyoujiejiemeilizhibaobiaodianping:《500xingbuxing,ninkanwozheizhuangshuodeshencai》zheibenshurangrenchenjinqizhong,nanyiziba。zuozhedajunjundewenbixinierdongren,meiyigechangjingdoufangfoyueranzhishang,lingrenshenlinqijing。gushizhongdemeiyigejiaosedouxuxurusheng,tamendemingyunjiaozhizaiyiqi,yinfalewushudejingxihegandong。zhenggexiaoshuodekuangjiadingdeqiadaohaochu,qingjiejincouyoubushixini,duzheshizhongbaochizheduigushifazhandegaoduguanzhu。zheishiyipianlingrenhuiweiwuqiongdejiazuo,zhidetuijianjimeiyiweiaihao[biaoqian:xiaoshuoleixing]xiaoshuodeduzhe。
500行不行,您看我这壮硕的身材